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Joined 03-21-08, id: 1530365, Profile Updated: 01-04-12
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter.
Stopped writing fanfiction in college, but I still love reading it. Twenty-something teacher living abroad. Looks like it'll stay that way for the forseeable future.
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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6156 - Favs: 5,014 - Follows: 3,330 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
One Drunken Night In Vegas by Lila Turner reviews
Instead of a Hunsford proposal, you get a Vegas proposal with an inebriated Elizabeth and Darcy. What happens to these beloved characters in this very modern, what if, version of P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,325 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007
Guardian of Hope by TheWriterChick89 reviews
AU. The year is 2138, and Earth is fighting a losing battle. It's up to Sakura, her overbearing brother, and the hot leader of a rebellion movement to keep a secret that can save humanity alive ... in the form of a toddler. S S. WARN: Language Thruout!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,091 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8419 - Favs: 6,257 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Take A Bow by respektor reviews
Bella, the violin prodigy of Forks, is forced to play a duet with Edward for the steadily approaching talent show. They didn't hit it off so well when they first met, and sparks are bound to fly. But can they do more than make beautiful music? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,597 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
From Innocence to Experience by Thallium81 reviews
Bella was perfectly content with life in Forks until she lost her best friend Alice. Now a dark figure lurks in the shadows. Bella suspects that Edward knows more than he is letting on, but how can she solve the mystery if he keeps avoiding her? AU/Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,274 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Starting Over by Blood.Laws.and.Wands reviews
Kathy and Elliot are divorced and Elliot & Olivia are living together. Elliot's planning a surprise that everyone but Olivia knows about. Kathy is having a tough time and turns to Elliot. EO--EK & KO friendship. Chapter 18 up! COMPLETE! sequel to come...
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,895 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Face Down by Greekchic reviews
Modern P&P. Will Darcy's dare was clear. Within 6 months, he needed to charm, date, and break up with Lizzy Bennet. What wasn't part of the dare, however, was falling in love with her. COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,761 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tell It Like It Is by Marshie12 reviews
Sequel to Lizzy's Guide to Life. Does Lizzy Morgan have what it takes to make it through her 15 minutes of fame with her sanity still intact? Well what about with a serious blast from the past in the form of a newly engaged Will Darcy? We're finishing now
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,935 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Traffic Violation by Mstar the Cat Demon reviews
Edward gets caught speeding by those newfangled radar guns and loses his license! Whatever will he do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/20/2007
Lizzy's Guide to Life by Marshie12 reviews
I'm not stubborn. I never understood why people call me that. I change my mind about things all the time. I mean being stubborn isn't all that bad. I'd rather be stubborn than all around rude like Darcy. Over. :
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,093 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Between Fidel Castro and You by Calais reviews
A fantastic, lovely story with modern twist. An unwilling Elizabeth the teacher and Darcy the shipping heir meet...will they ever get over their pride? Probably not. ....Must review.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,662 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2001
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/3/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/19/2001
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The Consequences of Sneezing reviews
One-shot. A single sneeze can change everything.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Obvious and Oblivious reviews
One-shot. James Potter was out of bed after hours. That much was obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lighter Than Air reviews
One-shot. Max has been given another mission. Save the…cosmetics industry? WTF!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete