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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.
Name: you can just call me Ali or Ali-chan
Age: Curently? 16. In august I will be 17 though.
Yes. I know. I suck.
I have updated my story in forever but I blame writers block and about a million other things but mostly lazyness. I will be getting off my butt very very soon to write the next chapter.
Quotes (Also known as the area where I give you snippets from books and stories. Most of them are funny but not always.)
Remus managed to get his nose under his control and gave Moody a watery glare. “You bastards. You and him. Little tosser. He told you to do it, didn’t he? ~ Dear Order, SilverWolf7007 This whole story is highlarious. READ IT!! You know you want to and the chapter that you want to read more than anything is chapter 12. I almost died from the giggles.
Miles had been very quiet during the friendly banter, apparently lost in his own thoughts. After a few minutes of silence he proudly announced to the room, “Apple!”~ Apple, Soului
“Ah well,” the woman sighed. “I guess you’re not a total loss. But just so you know, the Slytherins are furious, the Hufflepuffs are convinced you’re a dark wizard, and the Gryffindors and Ravenclaws are ready to proclaim you a national hero.”
“You’re joking, right?”
“I’m afraid not. You’ve made quite and impression. In fact, McGonagall had to give the Weasley twins a detention to keep them from hunting you down to ask if you would join them in their plans to over through Dolores’ classes. They were even willing to throw a party in your honor if you agreed. There’s even a few rumors that you’re a god of death and you’ve come to take her away, but something tells me that’s just wishful thinking.” ~ Sands of Time, neko-chibi-faithkitty
“Will you people please speak my language?” Jeremy asked.
“Sorry.” Yugi said in Japanese.
Jeremy sighed in exasperation. “Not only have I just joined a possibly illegal defense group with a bunch of people who hate me, but I also have to listen to Japanese people…”
“I can start speaking Arabic if that will make you feel better.” Marik said with a grin.~ Bridging the Gap, ahilty
“Dude, someone totally grafittied Jesus on the wall in here,” chuckled Miles. “You know you’re in thug-Mormon country when there’s graffiti-Christ.”~ Naturalized, An Cailin Rua
Cloud stood in the middle of the room, still trying to figure out the last few seconds. He'd had the impression of a blue blur topped with electric red that was headed straight for him before he'd automatically dodged to the side. There'd been a loud yell, a rush of air that smelled like cigarettes, a brief fumble at his crotch, another loud yell of different pitch, some clanging, an ominous thud, and now, a horribly awkward silence as everyone in the room turned their attention to him.
“Did you just kill Reno?” Elena finally asked.
“Good show,” Rufus said calmly. “I’ve been trying to do that for years.” ~ How to succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really, Thorne Scratch
It was sneaky and patronizing what Mr. Spock had done. But there was lots of food, lots of head banging, the music was loud enough that even Babushka would have been able to hear it, and there was a girl with green skin and black hair who had just taken her top off. Chekov decided to forget about being miffed and learn to crowd surf. ~ Maturity, Psychodahlia
“Romulus was to be destroyed because its sun was going supernova. Correct?"
“That is correct, yes.”
“And your plan was to prevent this by injecting red matter into the supernova before it could destroy the planet. Also correct?”
“May I ask how you intended for Romulus to then survive without its sun?"
“…No.” ~ Brain Matter, Lanaea
So to recap, his son, his nine year old boy, was single handedly responsible for the maiming of a staff member- and cat, redecorating the kindergarten classroom with occult symbols, and rallying the forth grade in retaliation against school yard bullies. And he was always late for class.
They were how many weeks into the term?
Great. ~ Charges Are, wintereden
Fortunately (?) Pike's out on a tour of inspection, so Spock contacts HQ and says they need him. Jim clearly thinks they don't, but Jim is enjoying himself hugely and also has tried to get on the captain's chair and swear at Romulans twice already. It was pretty amazing watching his tail bush slowly out and his tail stand up on end, and on the bright side, had confused the fuck out of the Romulans, but still. Something must be done, and Jim is, if possible, even less manageable now. ~ With My Tail In The Air, Suppi-chan
Finally McCoy looked at Spock, "I'm going to go run those tests," he stated. "You get to figure out how to tell Jim he's married." ~ The Bonding, Tsume12