Sup! The names Cassy!
I like Characters who are independent, streetsmart, powerfull, intelligent and darkbutnotevil
I like humor too!
Favourite shows:Danny phantom, Harry Potter, Naruto, Transformers, pokemon, Fullmetal alchemist, shaman king, sailor moon, Stargate:SG1, Stargate:Atlantis,House M.D,CSI,Wolf's rain, and I'm sure thiers more.
I do write, its just not my favorite thing to do and I prefer reading someone elses work. So I won't be posting any storys, sorry.
Attorney: What is your date of birth?
Attorney: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
Attorney: What is the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."
"The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."
"When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."
"In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
"I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it."
"No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."
"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
"I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."
"I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before
"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."
"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull."
"My finger hit the band saw, damaging it."
"When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot.
Special skills: I've got a Ph.D. in human feelings
"The driver involved in this incident asked that her gender not be revealed." -- From a Sydney, Australia, paper.
(on seeing a couple kissing) "He is trying to steal her chewing gum!" -- Boy, age 6
"Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!" -- Boy, overheard at the hospital
"How do you put make up on your mind?" -- Girl, when told she should make up her mind.
"I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers." -- 6 year old girl, upon seeing flowers in a cemetery.
"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email." -- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer
"Watch out, Daddy. Mommy's got her eye on you!" -- 4 year old girl, after hearing her mother telling her father that she'd take an I.O.U. for a promised restaurant dinner
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."
"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife
"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.
"Where is the reference desk?" -- Asked of a worker sitting at a desk, over which was a sign saying 'REFERENCE DESK'.
"I want to change cabins! I paid good money for this cruise, and all I can see is a rusted crane in the harbor!" -- Asked before leaving port.
"But what...is it good for?" -- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
In a preschool class I used to teach, we had two little girls who played every day that they were characters from classic Disney cartoons. One day I heard one calling the other "Allison." I didn't know a single Disney character named Allison, so I asked the little girl who she was today. She replied, "Allison Wonderland."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you have ever knocked on your head to see if it's hollow, copy this into your profile
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98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
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