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Joined 03-22-08, id: 1530866, Profile Updated: 04-09-12
Author has written 7 stories for Spider Riders, Yu-Gi-Oh, Avatar: Last Airbender, Glee, Life, and Torchwood.

Hello! I am anime-lovin'-freak =) I'm sure you don't want to know my entire life story, and are probably going to skip my whole profile, which I have recently shortened (yes, it used to be longer. Can you believe it) so all you need to know is: I know I'm best-selling author, but I do try. But honesty is the best policy, so reviews are appreciated =)

Favorite Quotes:

"You have a mom? I thought you were raised by sarcastic wolves." - Mark from Roommates
"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth." - Um... someone from somewhere
"Roads are just a suggestion, Marge. Just like pants." -Homer Simpson from The Simpsons
"It's a... GIANT MUSHROOM! Maybe it's friendly!" -Sokka from Avatar: the Last Airbender
"Just like diabetics CHOOSE not to produce insulin." -Greg House from House

My big questions in life:

Why do you say cheese when someone is taking your picture?
Why do Aliens upduct cows?
How do Mermaids have babies?
How do they build those rickety wood-and-rope bridges that go from one cliff to another?
Who was the first person to sniff cocaine up their nose? And why?

Santa Clause is make-believe, but Eskimo's aren't. Save the Eskimo's, Save the Planet. Stop Global Warming!

Copy and Paste's!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. (come on people. who cares if two people of the same sex love each other? nobody can control who they like! believe me, i've tried)

"Pets have feelings too"
I saw a litle dog today
It was so sad that he had to pay
For his master's anger and drunkness
All the dog wants is some love and a kiss
I kept on hoping that he would run away
And go somewhere where he could play
And have a master that really cares
Who won't try to rip him apart like bears
But of course the dog stayed
And I watched as he layed
As his mater came and kicked him
Again and again, untill his eyes were dim
The dog won't run away
He will stay
And forgive his master again again
Even though he gets locked out in rain
Tears filled my eyes as I watched this little dog
I could kill his master with a log
For being such a stupid, uncaring, evil beast
I hate him, to say the least
Because he just doesn't care
And it's not fair
I care, like others do
Because pets have feelings too
I hate animal abuse! If you are like me and hate it too, copy and paste that poem onto your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spent most of your eleventh year on this earth waiting for an owl to come and say you've been accepted into Hogwarts, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you feel like poking someone right now, copy and paste this onto your profile

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Always and Forever by PurePeace reviews
An epistolary fic between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, taking place after the trials. It starts with irritation and relucant gratitude and ends - hopefully - with romance, always and forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,162 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Heads And Tails by lege et lacrima reviews
*INDEFINITE HIATUS!* It's funny how some people can just keep missing each other. - Merlin/Arthur AU - A Lege et Lacrima Collaboration -
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
They Would be Heroes by LovesAngst reviews
Following a bout of illness Merlin has been temporarily left without his magic. Together the arrogant prince and his clumsy manservant must face an unknown danger—leaving one terrified friend willing to do anything to save the other. Now complete.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Perfectly Good Reasons NOT to Marry a Death Eater by TragicSlytherin reviews
A collection of random tales in no particular order about Lucius Malfoy's blunders as a husband and father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Clueless by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Gwen and Morgana seem to be under a misconception because there's no way Merlin and Arthur love each other THAT way...right? Arthur/Merlin. Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Thief of the Night, Prince of the Day by Eastonia reviews
Weird title? weirder story. subtle Zutaraness marriage.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Father by Ivyshadow reviews
A poem from Brianna's point of view from when Dustfinger leaves and comes to our world, through when he comes back, dies, then finally saves Brianna from the Night-Mare.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Brianna, Dustfinger - Complete
CUTE by 1000th Ghost reviews
A collection of sex scene stories that would never and should never happen because these two are too darn CUTE!
WALL-E - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - WALL-E, EVE - Complete
Top 10 excuses for NOT exercising by SuperstarStarlena reviews
Garfield's back to give his top 10 excuses for not losing a ounce or moving a muscle.
Garfield - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Anthology of Attraction by Written Parody reviews
A fic with chapters that correspond to the themes of Zutara Week 2009. Read inside for proper summary and more information. Zutara, Taang and Sukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The blame by IamMeAndMeIam reviews
Matilda a smart girl! What is there more to say?
Matilda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009
Heroine of Darkness by Written Parody reviews
The Sacred Beasts have been returned to their resting places and the Shadow Riders are gone, so all is well again... right? Wrong. Things are only just starting as Jaden's past catches up with him in a form he never wanted to see again. T for safety.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,692 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
Kiss the girl by Holding On To You reviews
It's a song I like and I made something to it. A 'thank you' to my own character, Amy, because she helped Jordan to find the right way to tell a girl what he felt
Oban Star-Racers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
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The Stars Sing Your Name reviews
Three thousand years into the future, Jack writes a letter to Ianto. Janto!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Pretence reviews
Dani had spent most of her life pretending… But ever since that first day she got Charlie as a partner, things got so much more complicated. Charlie/Dani oneshot
Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Intermission reviews
Intermission: the period between the acts of a theatrical or musical performance. For Rachel this means the period between Sectionals and Regionals, between loneliness and tentative friendships, between Finn and two other boys. Set after 2.10
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,336 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Words reviews
Finn was never bothered by his lack of an overloaded vocabulary. Until his words caused Rachel to get a new wardrobe and ignore the consequences thereof. Short Finchel oneshot- almost a drabble- from Finn's POV.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Big Brother reviews
Toph and Zuko are more than friends. They are like brother and sister. Sibling Toko!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Pharoah Atem's 18th Birthday party reviews
What happened on Atem's 18th Birthday? Read to find out! Note: based on the English Anime Version thingie.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Atem, Mana - Complete
Nightmares reviews
This is about Corona and her nightmares about Akune, will they come true and cause dread and despaire? Oneshot
Spider Riders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Aqune, Corona - Complete