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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.
Gender: -looks down- Hmmm... well, i guess im a GIRL
Race: Im a bit paler than my Mexican friend, Sam, so it might be called white... Nah! I shall call this new race...the Dorika-Norbins!
Favorite Color: GREEN, BLACK, SILVER, & RED
Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through. -(Chamber of Secrets)
"Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now." -Ron Weasley (Goblet of Fire)
Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Rules of Life
-Boys are like slinkys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Forget Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought Paper would protect you, Asshole!"
-That, kids, is known as a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me, children, for I have attempted this many times before.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for; because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid. -Captain Jack Sparrow
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-Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.
-Last night I looked up and matched each star with a reason why I love you; I was doing great, until I ran out of stars.
Obsession is never good,
yet it's enjoyable.
It is never simple,
yet you understand it all.
The way your mind works,
affects how you see,
the way of life.
The people in it is different,
when obsession is in your eyes.
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