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Joined 03-22-08, id: 1531090, Profile Updated: 09-30-13
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tactics, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Bleach, Naruto, and One Piece.

Hey There

Here's a list of stuff I watched/read at least some of, and enjoyed: Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Case Closed/Detective Conan, Negima, Ouran High, Death Note, Bleach, Tokyo Mew Mew, Hetalia Axis Powers, Junjou Romantica, Kyou Kara Maou, Rurouni Kenshin, Daily Lives of Highschool Boys, Working!!, Tactics, Heat Guy J, Naruto, Black Butler, Bakuman, One Piece, and Plus Anima. Phew.

I'm a writer that's currently into the Bleach fandom (which I'm working on writing for, but I'm only on series 8 at the moment), and the One Piece fandom, though if a Death Note or Harry Potter plot bunny burrows into my head it's going on the waiting list. So yeah.

Co-Written Stories:

Circumstantial Beliefs (One Piece) - With Mon Esprit Libre

Vanity (Hetalia) - With New1Romantic

Bleach pairings I adore:

- Renji x Ichigo
- Kenpachi x Ichigo
- Ichigo x Kira
- Ichigo x Shuuhei
- Ichigo x Jushiro
- Renji x IchigoxByakuya
- Ichigo x Ikkaku
- Ichigo x Keigo

Yeah, I guess I don't really ship things without Ichigo. Except token Rukia x Orihime. Totally compatible.

Hetalia pairings I adore:

- Russia x Canada
- America x Ukraine
- Sweden x Finland
- Denmark x Australia

Ah, a much larger mix of characters this time. And a little stranger.

Yu-Gi-Oh pairings I enjoy:

Ryou x Bakura
Ryou x Bakura x Malik
Yugi x Joey

Naruto pairings I enjoy:

Naruto x Shikamaru
Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto x Shino
Naruto x Sai
Naruto x Choji
Naruto x Gaara
Naruto x Kiba
Naruto x Lee
Naruto x Neji
Kakashi x Iruka

Haha, after being such a Naruto-Whore, Kakashi and Iruka look really out of place there. Speaking of Naruto pairings, though... I feel like some good one-on-one Naruto RPs with someone. If you're interested. I'm looking at you reader. C'mon, I don't bite (But Naruto might nudge nudge wink wink).

One Piece pairings I enjoy:

Luffy x Zoro
Sanji x Luffy x Zoro
Sanji x Usopp
Robin x Franky

P.S. I'm also on Archive of Our Own, now.

And DeviantART

And Tumblr

Pairings Quiz:

Name twelve of your favourite characters in any order.

1) Luffy

2) Zoro

3) Sanji

4) Usopp

5) Brook

6) Franky

7) Ace

8) Buggy

9) Mihawk

10) Shanks

11) Jinbe

12) Benn

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Brook/Shanks - They've never met, and somehow, I don't think they're each other's types. On the other hand, if they were drunk, and Shanks pulled his pants out...

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Sanji. Reasonably so, yes. He sometimes ruins it by pulling his pervert face.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Franky got Luffy pregnant, Luffy would probably be really disappointed that he wouldn't be giving birth to a cyborg child, but other than that, it'd probably be okay-- NO IT WOULDN'T HE'S A MAN. Work that one out, devil fruit!

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Mihawk. Plenty. I mostly prefer the ones with him, Zoro, and Perona, all getting along (ahahaha) on his island.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Ace/Zoro - You know, I've seen that pairing around. As it happens... No. I don't think they would. I mean, if you ship that, you'd probably be able to make them a good couple, but I have yet to see reason.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Usopp/Buggy or Usopp/Mihawk. Well, neither of them are exactly his age, but Buggy is much less fucking terrifying to Usopp than Mihawk is... Though I don't think he's ever met Buggy before? Not that it matters, but yeah.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Ace discovered Sanji and Buggy in a secret relationship? Be generally cool with it. Buggy's his drinking buddy after all. Would probably laugh and tell Buggy 'Good for you!'

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Zoro/Franky - What did they have in common? Strange hair colours. But that was about as far as their connection stretched. Yet something about the cyborg enthralled the swordsman. Maybe it was the rippling chest muscles proving his strength. Maybe it was the countless weapons installed into his gigantic square forearms. Who knew? All Zoro knew was that he wanted in those speedos. (WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.)

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Usopp/Shanks, huh? I can see it now! When the Strawhat Pirates finally meet the Redhair pirates, Usopp finally gets to see his father! But... Who is that gorgeous individual behind him? None other than the redhair Captain himself! ("Dad...Introduce me to him, please!")

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Luffy/Brook - You're Not Alone (Rather typical title, I realise, but is the foundation of their relationship)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Sanji/Jinbe - Sanji wants to thank the man who saved Luffy's life all those years ago. When he lays eyes on him, he regards him as a fascinating creature with glowing skin and a great traditional dress sense. Then it strikes Sanji; the mermaids of Fishman island were gorgeous creatures, but this fishman was...godly. (AHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS.)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Ace het is probably common. Mihawk slash... With Shanks? Or Zoro? TBH I do read some Mihawk/Shanks sometimes.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Mihawk? Eye of the Tiger? No... Something more classical. Badass and classical. Just with lyrics. I dunno.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Zoro/Sanji/Franky - Warning: Rocket Penis (It'd be a crack, of course, so it would need cracky warnings)

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Buggy on Brook. "I see you're compiled of nothing but bones, huh. One more wouldn't hurt!" *Reaches in pants* *Detaches boner* *Waves it around drunkenly*

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Shanks/Buggy (this should be easy; I ship it already)

"Buggy, your hair is so soft!" Shanks groaned enviously as he ran his fingers through the short cropped hair on his fellow Cabin boy's head. Buggy scowled, his ears glowing as red as his nose, and he grumbled embarassedly to himself. "What was that?" Shanks asked with a grin.

"I said!" Buggy repeated louder, "That if you like soft hair so much, you should wash your greasy mop sometimes! You flashy redhead!" Shanks merely laughed.

"But I don't care about my hair!" He replied, "I just love yours! It's a beautiful sky blue colour, and it's as soft as a puppy's fur. I think it's beautiful." Buggy didn't have a resonse to that, so he just folded his arms and scowled out of the window, letting Shanks do what he wanted.

From that moment on, he decided he'd grow his hair out, just for Shanks.

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Ace (what an unlucky guy he's being) walked in on Zoro and Benn having sex. Turn around and leave, promising he'll never tell anyone what he saw as three swords and several bullets embed themselves into the door he'd just closed.

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Usopp to deflower Luffy. Usopp would take it very slow, buy Luffy flowers and chocolates, trying to woo him... Luffy wouldn't get the hint and just accept the gifts, and eat them. Including the flowers, if he wasn't paying attention at the time. Then when Usopp gets impatient, Luffy would turn around and kiss him out of the blue. Then they'd take it down to the storage room where they were likely to not be disturbed, and discover each others' bodies in a very virgin-teenager-y kind of way.

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Ace slash. Ace with Smoker, Ace with Luffy, Ace with Sanji. Ace goes with a lot of people. I'm sure someone reads it.

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sanji het is extremely common, mostly with Nami, less with Robin.

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Jinbe. I wish, I love Jinbe so much.

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Zoro/Usopp/Brook - Nopenope. That's a ton of incompatibility right there.

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Shanks? I don't know... But I imagine it would elude to his Captain status in some way, if it was with Benn. If it was with Mihawk, it would be a mood killing sex joke about swords, and if it was Buggy, he'd be a sweet gentleman.

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Brook. Too long, I should go read one! Love Brook, yeah!

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Franky. He might well be into BDSM, in the dominant position.

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Jinbe/Mihawk. Well, they are two shichibukai, who sometimes get lonely... But they are both very reserved and would have to be very, very drunk, yes.

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Sanji/Ace - Ace tops, definitely.

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"Luffy and Mihawk are in a happy relationship until Mihawk suddenly runs off Usopp (You're drunk, Mihawk, go home). Luffy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jinbe (Because he's into older (fish)men suddenly) and a brief, unhappy affair with Benn (This just proves it), then follows the wise advice of Brook (Wise old man, he is) and finds true love with Zoro. (I'm suspecting the person who created the questions rigged this)"

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Ace/Buggy, you know what? It might have at one point been legitimate. Right, "Drinking partners", hahahaha.

(I just suddenly realised that I should have listed Doflamingo, because I love Doflamingo).

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, ends my pointless rambles of nothing which you needed to know. I love you.

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Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,818 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 179,298 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L
Colors of the Heart by universe-punk reviews
Luffy attends college in the Grand Line where he takes a liking to Zoro, one of his roommates, who's sworn off dating and is straight as an arrow. Through countless encounters with each other, it'll only be a matter of time before he breaks those walls around the marimo. Law, on his own college journey, starts developing feelings for a silver-haired, cigar-smoking security chief.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,027 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012 - [Luffy, Zoro] [Smoker, T. Law]
Mist of Memories by HeroR reviews
Guilt, regret, if left alone these feelings will consumed even the strongest of souls. That is the reality the Strawhats face as they go into their captain's memories to save their precious crewmate. To free their captain's from his guilt, they must first understand the depths of his pain and loss.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 732,416 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Propinquity by axomyrhcal13 reviews
Law only had the faintest of ideas whilst Luffy had none at all. However, both ended up getting into the exact same situation. Drabble-esque. LawLu. Gradual romance.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Luffy, T. Law
The Importance of Grammar by Mon Esprit Libre reviews
Eisu-san don't like Jimbi-chan. Jimbi-kun constant yell at Eisu-sama to not do stupid thing. Eisu-senpai do stupid thing anyway. Crack. Dedicated to my wonderful friend Cana-Puff, as it is her birthday today. One-shot, rated K-plus.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Ace, Jimbei, Luffy - Complete
Crayola by Mon Esprit Libre reviews
When he first saw it, Zoro knew that it was the item of choice for him. Crack. Dedicated to my wonderful friend Cana-Puff, as it is her birthday today. One-shot, rated T.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Zoro, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Harbor Lights by kokune reviews
"I want to go swimmin'." Nami had choked, Robin faltered, Chopper squeaked, Sanji blinked, and Brooke had slipped from where he had been carrying a tray per the cook's orders. His swordsman, however, simply grunted and hauled himself up, crossing his arms, "Alright." (A series of Zoro- and Luffy-centric two-shot arcs; nakamaship between a captain and his first mate.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,059 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Luffy, Zoro
Sea Sick by KisameFest reviews
Zoro hated feeling weak. He hated showing that weakness even more. Struggling with a newly acquired illness he received from a mysterious island, how will Luffy help him? LuZo ZoLu.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Luffy, Zoro
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Ancient Secrets reviews
AU - Baroque Works is after Luffy, who holds the key to the ancient weapon, Poseidon. So, along with Zoro, who agreed to accompany him, they escape Crocodile and head towards the safest place Luffy knows: his brother. [ZoLu] [An epic adventure]
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Luffy, Zoro, Straw Hats P.
Zoro was Raised by Chickens reviews
The truth of Zoro's backstory, before he joined the dojo with Kuina. A one shot about Zoro being found and raised by a loving chicken mother and rooster father.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Kiss the Princess reviews
ZoLu, Luffy is a cross-dressing Prince who is celebrating his 17th birthday, when he has a curse put upon him. Zoro finds himself wanting to be Luffy's knight in shining armour. Parodies Sleeping Beauty. One Shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Creepy-Crawlies reviews
NarutoxShino - Why wouldn't Naruto kiss Shino, even though they'd been dating for months now? Perhaps it had something to do with the GOD DAMN BUGS which freaked Naruto out! Did Shino ever think of that! (Not that he could tell Shino that, of course. To spare his feelings).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
Living Alone reviews
Sometimes Naruto found himself short of cash. It would be difficult to get his hands on food, especially with that damn pride of his, stopping him from asking for help. Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Puppy Love reviews
Ichigo x Keigo, Keigo is attacked by a mysterious force, so Ichigo takes him home to treat his injuries. And maybe make out with him a little.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Keigo A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mean Right Hook reviews
IchigoxKeigo. Keigo hates being left out. That's why he acts out. But he must have annoyed Ichigo too much one day, because Ichigo punched him too hard in the jaw. And Keigo had cried. Not his usual comical wail of heart break, but a choked sob which he tried to hide. But he was thankful, because that was what it took for Ichigo to pay attention to him.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Ichigo K., Keigo A. - Complete
First Date Disasters reviews
(Another) FrUk kink meme for LJ! After skirting around each other for centuries, Francis finally manages to ask Arthur out on a date, but things just keep going wrong... Written for d riderkohaku.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Coming Together reviews
Double-meaning titles! This is an FrUk kink meme for LJ, and the best way to put this is loving smut. Pure pr0n. Between Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy. Two men. Have fun. RATED M, OBVIOUSLY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Battle With Love reviews
FrUk kink meme for Falling Voices on LJ. Space Pirates, Teacher/Student smutty goodness, with a dash of christmas spirit. This is the result of blending them together. As you would imagine, it's rather crack-ish, but overall good, I'd say.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Christmas Time reviews
FrUk Family, the best humourous fluff I could do for a request. Arthur gets a present from Francis that he'd never thought he'd recieve... And boy does it make him happy. And, oh Alfred!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Company of Cats reviews
The lazy cat man's come to visit! What does he want with my master? Giripan told from Pochi-chan's point of view. Rated T and really sweet!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Vanity reviews
France wondered, was China really a girl? He should find out... Of course that just lead up to a whole load of other fun events! China/France with alternate ending! (As it turns out, no. He isn't.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/12/2010 - France, China - Complete
My Guitar Tattoo! reviews
In England's ending song translation, one line is 'My Tattoo Hurts, but it's a cool six-string' So I decided to write a fanfic about it. It has Canada! Enjoy?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/2/2010 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Matsuda's Lonely Birthday reviews
Matsuda's been neglected - And you promised to take responsibility when you took him in as a pet! So now everyone's forgotten his birthday. Aw, poor Matsu, we love you!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Home Videos reviews
Fun oneshot! In this we get to see a little of Light's childhood, which could be the difference between being arrested or ignored. Or not...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Money reviews
Kaiba loves it, has lots of it and consequently takes it for granted... A REALY short, silly twoshot!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Love Calculator reviews
Just a little I'm-going-to-gag-on-all-the-fluff-in-this-fic romance between Haruka and Kantarou, due to a meddlesome demoness! And Muuchan. We all love Muuchan.
Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Haruka, Kantarou - Complete
Hallowe'en reviews
Hallowe'en one-shot. Because it's hallowe'en today... Enjoy this thing where trick or treating doesn't go quite right... Mild tendershipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Payback reviews
Bakura's found out about Ryou's cold hearted father leaving him after his sister and mum's deaths. Now, he wants to get revenge! A little silly nearer the end. One-Shot. No pairings.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Lazy reviews
Good for a few giggles, just a little one-shot involving Yami, duel monsters, abuse of power, and mountain dew.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Yami YĆ«gi - Complete
The ball point pen reviews
It was dinner time in the Hogwarts castle, and everyone was calmly eating. There was chatter about, until one muggle born boy leapt onto the Gryffindor table with a product to revolutionise the wizarding world. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete