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Hey, so I have no clue what to put on here and its like 1:54 am.

So, i kind of suck at writing, but my cousin and her friend are great at it. They even have a story on here called "Umm...Superheros!" its pretty awesome, i really think u guys should check it out.

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Ticking Clocks by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
The ticking clock is a slow agonizing count down that reminds Jacob his time to save Bella from a fate worse than death is coming to an end. For now, only in his wildly vivid dreams does he confess his love to her. She needs to know, he needs to tell her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,180 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
AZ DarkHunter Style by Prustrian Informant reviews
I know! I'm writing more Dark-Hunter stuff! This is all shorts and they were FUN to write. R&R! Updated with a double feature!
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009
Bad Boy? by LivingVampire reviews
Edward, your classic bad boy, moves in to Bella's boarding school. Something happens to Bella while he's there...sometimes bad things happen to good people. Can Edward help Bella? Throw in another vamp after her and Bella's got huge problems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hi, I'm Mr Right, I heard you were looking for me? by CMN-marie reviews
A girl leaves for college. New experiences, and new friends. What's to come of her and this amazing guy? And what's to happens when she realizes how hard she's falling? And why can't she stop humilliating herself in front of him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,749 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Fancy by Yasu Uchiha reviews
Inspired by the Reba McIntyre song. StyxxXOC. Styxx catches the attention of a young prostitute, bringing to light many of the things his brother had gone through. Characters Save Fancy belong to Sherrilyn Kenyon.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009
War by Camila101 reviews
Bella and Edward have a little love war after Bella teases him. Who wins? Edward and Bella fluff don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Redemption Of Widget Bones by HeartsGuardianSol reviews
Shiv happens. More so to Widget Bones that anyone else. The cards of the Fates are definitely against him. He may have be back into DH Status but... On Hiatus... sorry.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
Kyrian's Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Night by Ghost Wulf reviews
Not even Dark-hunters are spared bad days. For Kyrian, it's a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad night. And it's all that dog's fault. . . .
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Pain & Pleasure by Silly-Ren reviews
SHORT STORY. Edward and Bella have been nothing but mere acquaintances. One day, Bella chooses to take Edward's advice in hopes of bettering her friendship with him; however, things go very differently from what she had hoped for. Rated MATURE! A/H - ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Florida Friends by iheartcullens reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice who are sisters move to Florida for their father's business, where they meet 3 brothers, Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. Everyone's human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Come As You Are by Southern Spell reviews
These are three memories Macy has of Nick Guatier.
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Forever Together by midnightwolf92 reviews
Vane is a werewolf running from his enemies when he comes across Bride. She's everything he's ever wanted for a mate but could she ever love a wolf? Find out as Vane and Bride run for their lives from Vane's persistant enemies.VaneXBride Remember 2 Review
Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Forks in All its Glory by Silly-Ren reviews
Blood was coursing through my body, hot and fast. I felt lured to him in a way I couldn't explain but at the same time I knew it was wrong. Love? Please, he was my best friend...even after all those years we were separated. Human: ExB/EmxR/JxA. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Decision to Live by Zandra Gorin reviews
Edward has left Bella bringing his whole family with him. But what happens when new people move in Forks? Will the changes they make in Bella's life be irreversible? Or will Edward be able to come back and return to HIS Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,450 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Bella
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pain Within by unworthy love reviews
AU: Bella has been living with and abusive and alcoholic father, she's with a guy who constantly rapes and abuses her. Is there anyone out there that can save Bella? Will he be the person she's been searching for her whole life? Rated M for content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under One Condition by Pyromaniac2009 reviews
Bella's variation to the condition of she and Edward having sex. "Under one Condition: In my room at the house, on the bed not the couch, and Carlisle there incase i need him to get me off before i bite you" Bella:"Ok for begging and middle, no go on last
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Edward's Two Desires by BellaXXMarieXXCullen reviews
Edward must always battle his desire for Bella's blood. But would about her body?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Bring Me Down by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
Renee died and Bella moves in with an abusive Charlie. She befriends Alice and Emmett, while Edward, along with his beautiful vampire girlfriend, hates Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Waiting For The Night by vnfan reviews
He watched her there in the dark of their house, pale in the glow of the moon as she finished with her bath. Written for a challenge on the LJ community part of him
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Torture by Insanity's Partner reviews
She teasingly ran her finger up and down the side of her arm, as if she was shy. The mental image probably wouldn't have been so torturous if she wasn't naked....and on the other side of a locked door that I couldn't get through.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Invisibility by Insanity's Partner reviews
It was a very nice power. I don't think I used it all that much, really. But it was then, as I walked into that classroom and laid eyes on him sitting next to that single open seat, that I realized how much I wanted it back. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,332 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Chaste Bite by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pulled away from her lips before the temptation could pull me under, but continued kissing her face, her soft forehead, her eyelids, her nose, her cheeks...every inch of her perfect porcelain skin. And then I felt it, on my shoulder. OS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
California Sunshine by Hateful Loving reviews
It’s not Forks anymore,it’s California.Bella, Alice and Rose are sisters who rule the school the guys want them,the girls jealous whats better than that?But it all ends one day when they must change schools.Full summary inside.Things get more interesting!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 92,059 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Let Me Be The One Who Calls You Baby by CherryBlossom71 reviews
All Human. Bella's parents died and now she's living with the Cullens. What she doesn't know is that the feelings she's been trying to ignore for Edward are just another thing they have in common. Lemons in the future
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Say What by oxymorongurl127 reviews
Based off of the Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day... what could the quote possibly mean? We explore the possibilities! No spoilers whatsoever... duh, the book hasn't even been released yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008
Once in a Blue Moon by KluTzXCliMbeRX101 reviews
Edward left & He hasn't come back YET & Bella married Jacob, & Bella is pregnant with quadruplets, & each one is either a werewolf, vampire, human, & mixed, what happens when tradgty strikes upon the new forming family & will the Cullens show to save them
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,935 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007
Bucket List by nothingleft reviews
Edward wants to make sure Bella doesn't miss out on any of life's important moments. Bella's only got the one request. The Cullen clan take it upon themselves to make sure Bella doesn't miss a thing. Pure fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
DATING THE BOSS by CindeBella - Edward's Manda reviews
Bella is always chasing different boys, using fake names. What will happen when she meets someone who is determined to fight for her? And help her change her bad habits? Read to find out :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army by MarcyJ reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,505 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
The Killing Moon by vnfan reviews
Edward's darker side speaks. "She is ours. One of us will have our way sooner or later. What is unsure is whether it will be a time to love or a time to kill."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Umm, Superheroes! by mostavidfanpires reviews
The Cullens' secret powers are revealed, and Emmett covers it up by declaring that they are "Umm... superheroes!" Can the Cullens fight evil and still keep their secret? Who will reveal himself as the ultimate villain? Whatever will their cool names be!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
Off to College by Tallyon reviews
Everyone is human and are going to College. Jacob and Edward are roommates, Alice is having a shoe funeral, and why are Jacob and Emmett kissing?... BxE, AxJ, RxEm, Jacobx? R&R please! Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,285 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
As Bella Sleeps by blondie AKA robin reviews
A Midnight Sun-like one-shot. Edward hears Bella say 'I love you' for the first time. In his words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Never Again by vnfan reviews
Through the jumble of the hundreds of overexcited thoughts...one basic theme was repeated... Edward had been a bastard to leave her and was now a lucky bastard for being accepted back into Bella's good graces. Written for the LJ Twilightathon community
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
I Want You by oxymorongurl127 reviews
Cute little one-shot that I wrote when the idea popped into my head, I couldn't resist! Bella does something new and suprises Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by HeswamtoFrance reviews
Bella is in danger, yet again. But this time the danger is on the inside, could one of the Cullen's be a traitor.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Darkest Before Dawn by n3v3rm0re reviews
Girl Loves Boy. Boy Loves Girl. Boy is a Vampire. Girl is a Human. Boy wants to drink every last drop of blood from Girl. Girl could care less. It's the same ol' story. Twilight in Edwards POV. Chapter 11 up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promises by vjd reviews
Fluff and lots of it! Edward and Bella find themselves alone in Florida while visiting Renee during Eclipse. One shot just for fun! Enjoy! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Vampires Don't Cry by n.a.y.a.z reviews
A gust of wind blew her scent at me, trying to entice me, reminding me of what I was. I breathed in deeply, taking in as much of her as I possibly could. But I felt no thirst, no desire to taste her. No, just a desire to be closer. Much, much closer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,239 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
The Lion, The Bear, and Some Crazy Closets by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Life As Emmett Cullen by purrbastian reviews
Ah, the lovable bear of a vampire and his crazy thoughts! What does he think of Bella, Edward, their relationship, the wedding, and the change? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Square Enix Presents by Crystal Remnant reviews
The Twilight game. Enthusiasm is not shared by all however. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Meeting Again by iheartcullens reviews
Bella has been changed by Victoria after Edward left, and is now the leader of her own coven. What will happen when her coven runs into the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Stupid, Shiny Cullen Cars by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
Gentleman by J Plash reviews
Edward may be a vampire, but he's still a man. Crack fic of the deliciously spine-tingling kind – Edward's more dubious thoughts as he watches Bella sleep one night shortly before the beginning of New Moon. Warning: extreme tormented-Edward hotness :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Bella goes Surfing! by BellaCinderella reviews
Alrightt, The cullens drag bella to a private beach in miami, hoping to have a funfulled day They go to a house they own their, and the games begin. Surfing, Wakeboarding, and skim borading are only the beginning -New Summary- -New chap!-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Three Songs of Shattering by rcaqua reviews
Thirty miles away a girl is dying and this boy is trying not to care.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Animals by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
“It’s not that we enjoy your possessions, Edward. We enjoy the sex, plain and simple. Wherever we choose is the most plausible place for,” he looked at Alice suggestively, “Our latest. . .fantasy. Or, simply the closest, most comfortable place.” Jasper an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
My Blood Is So Cold by CherryBlossom71 reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends in 1918 then Bella left. Apon her return Edward is dead but his body is missing. Years later, when they are both vampires they see each other. She doesnt remember him, but he remembers her. How will their story continue?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Beat That by angel-mobile reviews
a.k.a. Score 1 for Bella. One shot of Edward being stupid about his existence. Again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Christmas, Here's to Many More by twilightscallingme reviews
A small look at what Edward's and Bella's Christmases were like during New Moon. Inspired by Relient K's song Merry Christmas, Here's to Many More. Contains some lyrics. one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by nothingleft reviews
Bella has chosen Edward, but can she stay faithful to him, even in her dreams? How will Edward react to her heart's most secret desires? One episode told from two POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Twilight Characters by ScarredShaddix reviews
50 ways to annoy all of your favorite Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2007
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Rambling Twilight One Shots by SecretlySpellman reviews
I nearly melted when I heard it, his creamy velvet voice singing quietly to himself. He must not have known I was there for he continued. It took me a moment to wrap my head around his voice which had it’s own level of godlike beauty, to the words it sung
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007
Use Your Vampire Speed by CullenLove reviews
Edward and Bella's first experience of sex! Sweet, hot and steamy! [ Outtake of story 'Blood Berries', but you don't have to have read that to read this ] RATED 'M' FOR A REASON !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
The Experiment by nothingleft reviews
This one shot takes place at the end of Eclipse, after the meadow, before the wedding. Edward gets creative while trying to solve one of the complications of his being with Bella while she's human. In this case, his cold body temp. Hint Warm and Bubbly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Empathy by Warui-Usagi reviews
When you’re an empathetic vampire struggling to maintain the “vegetarian” charade so much more than the rest of your adopted family, sharing a house with a bloodthirsty newborn probably isn’t the best way to cope. Oneshot. Post Eclipse. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Reunion by Lomesir reviews
AU Bella never went to Jacob with the motorcycles. When Edward succumbs to his grief months later, what does he find? PG13 for graphic descriptions and some language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
The Art of Torture by vnfan reviews
The tent and kiss scenes from Eclipse in Edward and Jacob's points of view. I like both Edward and Jacob, so if you are looking for something bashing one of them, this is not the fic for you. Switzerland.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Even Cullens have their days by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
This is a chronicle of all of the crazy messed up issues the cullens have. Read to find out about Emmett's problem with being deserted on an island and Jasper's inability to detemine which gender a bathroom is for! Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007
Shampoo by vnfan reviews
After watching Bella at a salon, Edward decides to wash Bella's hair for her. Squeaky clean hair, slightly dirty Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
God Bless Catastrophe by emilie whoa reviews
What if Renee never left Forks? How would that affect Bella when she meets the new kids her first day of Freshmen year at Forks High?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Redemption for Edward by kit13 reviews
I'm a huge Edward fan. I've been wondering, what would've happened if Edward came back instead of running to the Volturri? Can bella forgive him? the story starts with Edward finding out about bella's cliff diving adventure & ends at the end of new moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007
Bella's Song by Alice laughed reviews
I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Attack of the Killer Bunnies by twilightnite reviews
Jasper goes hunting and when vampire bunnies appear, everyone blames him. But it is really him? R&R! Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
21 Ways to Aggravate Edward Cullen by DreamsAreMadeOfVampires reviews
Inspired by 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do & 22 ways to scare, annoy or generally confuse Carlisle. Thanks! Please review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Secrets and Surprises by twilightnite reviews
We all have certain secrets that we will never tell anyone, not on purpose anyways. What would Edward say if he found out? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Feel by Wyntermajik reviews
I cupped her face in my hands, feeling the goosebumps rise to her skin in response to my cold touch, heard her heart pick up in speed and intensity and saw the lonely look fade away into nothingness in her eyes. [EdwardxBella][Parts I to X]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006
Play Thing by Crystal Remnant reviews
Aro loves his play things. However, his play things just don't last.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Mmmett Bop by Incantare reviews
Rosalie's repair work on Emmett's Jeep leads to her discovery of something hidden in the glove box...what are the results? One shot.Taylight Fanfiction Challenge 1. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Little Moments by Chedea reviews
A bunch of little oneshots about life with the Cullens. Because I just cant resist the urge. All of them are meant to be hilarious. T to be safe. You'll see why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Africa by katje13 reviews
The Cullens go to Africa to celebrate Emmett and Rosalie's 2nd wedding... chaos ensues. Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT! Stephenie Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007
What a Pane by Crystal Remnant reviews
And while she was outside, he was inside twitching in the living room like a crispycrème addict who’d just been told the store was out of stock. [BxE]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
What's At Steak by Crystal Remnant reviews
[Pun fully intended] Jacob has a master plan to be rid of Edward. Edward just wants Jacob to go away...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Butterscotch and Chocolate by I Heart Edward Cullen reviews
A series of drabbles, updated whenever. EdwardxBella. A quick laugh, a thought to chew on, and Edward angst. UPDATE: The horror of the DMV, Jacob angst, and now with tasty beta flavor, courtesy of Lomesir! Thanks for nearly 200 reviews! Much love for all!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
Jasper in Gym by LindaRoo reviews
A PE scene from Twilight, from Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Welcome Home by Billie Hart reviews
Edward had to disappear to go hunting for three weeks, and this is his welcome home present. PwP, Lemon, MF NC17 for Smutt!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Selfish by Warui-Usagi reviews
Playing his piano always did help Edward think. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/25/2006
Just Another Day with my Psychic Wife by PinkPixie019 reviews
Ok this is story 2 in my Who's better in Bed Set. We have Alice and Jasper! Ok so this onis a little more Graphic than EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
What Happens When Bella Drinks by PinkPixie019 reviews
This is for all the Cookie Loves out there. I give you my BellaEdward Cookie! I's very much AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete