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Author has written 5 stories for Azumanga Daioh, and Tenchi Muyo.Hey. I'm kind of dead at writing these days so it'll be just reviews. I'll try not to be so d*mn snarky or ridiculous in my reviews, just reviewing what I like and whatnot. That's when I do review at all. Not on here much anymore. Now onto my idiotic profile I wrote when I was a hyper teenager. I'm keeping it up for the lols for now. Better read that sh*t while it's still here. ToaoK (updated 4-25-14) Attention Don't expect me to reply to reviews or messages etc fast... I rarely check my email or log in here. Don't think I'm being rude. I'm just forgetful and lazy :P
So, to make a long story short, I am known as Kaorin to many (...I sleep with a Sakaki plushie sent directly to me from Japan by Ebay...XD), I also am known (before I was a member) as wonderfuluchihas (Don't you think that if Sasuke did Sexy Jutsu it'd look like Sakaki? Seriously.) and notamember. Anyway, I like Azumanga Daioh, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Dragon Ball Z, YuYu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Serei no Moribito, Tenchi Muyo, Wolf's Rain, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Ouran High School Host Club, Magic Knight Rayearth, Excel Saga and probably more, I'm just too lazy to think of them all. I'm a big Zelda fan, both the game and the character (I don't care what Sheik's gender is, I think he/she is sexalicious!), I used to hate Wind Waker, until I played it and it become one of my favorites. I like both yaoi and yuri (Though I prefer yuri), and I am known for my infamously long reviews, although I haven't posted any long ones recently...
My personality is a mix of the Azugirls. I have Tomo's hyperactivity, Sakaki's love of animals, Osaka's randomness, Kaorin's obsessiveness and the fact that like me, she has few fans, but the ones she has are crazy about her coughJay,Jani,mecough, and I am bespectacled just like Yomi the CHUNKY PONY! I'm not like Chiyo at all. Well, when I was really little, I was extremely outgoing and smart, my dad said I was going to be a prodigy one day...But no. I chose Kaorin to represent me in my username because...Well...I have a lot in common with her, mainly focusing on the obsessiveness that seems quite to the point on being unreasonable. And she is not necessarily a lesbian. She could just be obsessed, since I have never seen any proof of Kaorin talking or thinking of Sakaki sexually. And even Azuma-sama says she isn't, although Takeuchi-sama said the same about Uranus and Neptune, then later said they were. Although...The rainbow rockets that appeare behind her during each of the sports fests are kind of hard to miss...And the fact that I could get flamed for saying this about Kaorin, and even though for most of my purposes she is, it is still a possibility. Some people hate her for it. Others love her for it. Also, Kaorin is my favorite character because I feel so sorry for her, being a misunderstood and being one of those characters you either love or hate. So therefore I see myself as not only Kaorin, but all the Azugirls, excluding Chiyo. All Chiyo is good for is being paired up with Osaka. Sorry Fade, no Osaki here.
TOMOXYOMI AND KAORINXSAKAKI, FTW!! (funny, I go on my Kaorin may not be les rant and then say that...Oh, the irony...)
CORRECTION: Kaorin is indeed a lesbian, she said so herself in the new volumes. I, of course, never doubted her. That stuff above? I was just giving a possibilty, one that I never really believed. I..I just want folks to stop hatin'...
I have two people I actually know here. One of them I do not know her username...
And now, those infamous put this in your profile things. Not like anyone reads them, unless they have too much time on their hands...Or are that bored...Or don't have a life...Or are looking for the meaning of life, which they certainly won't find here.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud, copy this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.
If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, family, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.
Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.
If you think it is a good idea to wait at least until you are engaged to have sex, copy this into your profile.
You Know You Live In 2000 When...
1) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace.
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing buttons on the TV.
6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) You are now laughing at yourself for your stupidity.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that...And you know you did!
Oh sweet happiness, I saw RENT for the first time yesterday!!
If it pisses you off to no end when people write about Collins moving on after Angel's death despite the clear rationality of the whole thing, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fantasized about Mark pulling you up onto the stage during La Vie Boheme, copy this into your profile.
If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile.
If you'd give anything for Collins to be your best friend and for Roger to be your teddy bear, copy this into your profile.
If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile.
If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile.
If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.
If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Angel is the nicest, most awesome person ever, copy this into your profile.
If someone has called you lesbian/gay/bisexual, copy this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile
If people have said to you that Rent is just about 'Gay people with AIDS that sing', kick them & copy and paste this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
IF YOU DARE INSULT THE LOVELY ANGEL OR RENT, I'LL GRAB ONE OF ANGEL'S SHOES AND HIT YOU WITH IT REPEATEDLY!
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're only still watching Law and Order reruns to watch Jesse L. Martin kick people's asses, copy this into your profile.
-I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.
If you wear guys clothes and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with something so much you even scare yourself copy & paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied something into your profile, copy this into your profile
If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. (WHY AM I NOT TALL YET??)
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. (Sakaki: Sorry Kaorin, I'm marrying Maaya. XD)
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. (Some out there think divorce is a sin, you know...So...If gay people got married and got a divorce...OH NOES!!)
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. (how many times has she been married anyway? Oh, and she did have a girlfriend once. Oh, and tell that to Ellen.)
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. (unless of course, you are a character in Azumanga Daioh and have someone like Funari help you in a fanfic of uber-epic proportions...XD)
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (What? You've never watched "The Birdcage"?)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (...IN AMERICA!)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. (is too busy laughing her ass off to say anything)
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
There is a 99.9 percent chance that Ellen Degeneres is cooler than you. If anyone is reading this, they will be my squishy. XD ...I say XD WAAAY too much...
I also have account on DeviantArt, BiteFight(I don't even bother going on it, it sucks), Neopets, and WolfQuest. Wanna know it, ask. Don't want random spammers or haters.
DOES ANYONE EEEVVEEERRR COME ACROSS MY PROFILE?!
...If you eat pie today, you will die on Saturday...Thank you cheesecake.
But you gotta admit, this profile is pretty effin' awesome...
OH MY SWEET KEY-LIME PIES, I AM A HAPPY MONGOOSE!!
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