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Welcome to Hell by ariel ashford reviews
A new maid is hired into the Fowl Mansion. What is to happen to her? What happens if the cold dark prince was to fall in love with her acidentally? What would happen then? Arty XOcX Minerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,643 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Artemis F.
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shes a Dreamer by Captain Libeka reviews
Bella is a dreamer. She dreams, sees and hears more than the average human. Particularly when it comes to a certain bronze haired boy. She is determined to find out his secrets. But Bella has a secret herself, Bella can read Edward's mind. ABANDONED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,963 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is by OrangeCat reviews
Takes place after Artemis returns Lost Colony . Artemis disappears litterally taking the heart of a young girl with him unbeknownst to him . He returns, she's glad to see him but what happens when she starts to fall ill. Romance Artemis/OC R/R please
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,270 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by LemonySnickersBars reviews
Dr. Cullen is an analytical person. As a psychologist in a woman’s mental institute/penitentiary he has to be. He doesn't believe in anything other than science and logic. But sometimes things are just illogical. J&A---- A REAL THINKER. I AM NOT GIVING UP
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Three Minutes In A Closet by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Who knew that three minutes in a closet could change your life? Bella Swan is dragged into a game of Spin the Bottle at a party and ends up in the basement closet with a complete stranger. Will she find out who was her mystery man is? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
House Party by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: all human. When Bella and Edward end up spending three days together at Jessica's beach house, Alice decides to get her matchmaker on... with slightly less than perfect results! ExB, Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Jealous by anahitathebooklover reviews
Ginny likes Harry, who doesn't think of her as anything but a little sister. When Ginny starts "going out" with Neville, Harry begins to like her. Then Neville begins to get jealous, and she has to choose between them. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
In the Age of Empires by PhantomWriterShayle reviews
All Sir Edward ever wanted was peace. After his paranoid King exiles him, he begins to think he will never find it. So what happens when a beautiful peasant gives him refuge? Slight OOC. Rated for ch. 28, 32, 42, & 58.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 97,800 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Discovered Desires, Dangerous Desperation by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
For the Dirty Talking Edward contest: A year after Bella is changed she's driven Edward insane because she doesn't have time to spend with him. So he drags her off to a remote forest in South America to teach her a lesson. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight and Maximum Ride Project: Mella by All.The.Pretty.Corpses reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover Totally different though, my own NEW character Mella, a mix tween Bella and Max. All wings! Of course her names not Mella it's Bella. What if Bella had wings? Been at the School? Then actually went to school? Let's see!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 199 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dream With Me by wishimight reviews
Edward is literally the man of Bella’s dreams. For the past 12 months, Bella has spent every single night dreaming of a man she's never met. But what happens when she's forced to wake up and face reality? Will Edward be there waiting for her? One shot. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgiving You by Sugarcube18 reviews
Hermione and Draco have never been the best of friends. Now a new marriage law is forcing them together. Will they be able to forget their painful past and forgive each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,251 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roleplay by my1alias reviews
For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. A new player joins Edward's D&D group, with sexy results. Lemon ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Play Dare With Draco Malfoy! by Mevv reviews
Sequel to Under the Mistletoe! Draco asks Hermione to play dare with him as a consequence for kissing him! The dares just get better and better! Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,939 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hogwarts Transaction by M00nW0lf reviews
Hogwarts believes Artemis is a wizard because of the magic in his blood. He hears from his friends about a powerful man, and only one seems to be against him, Draco Malfoy. One negative comment, the guy cant be that bad, or can he? Spoilers from HP6 & AF5
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Artemis F.
Bitter Sweet Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there’s a surprise in store! They have to get married before the year ends! Will Hermione and Draco end up killing each other!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,725 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Invitation by Redwren reviews
Artemis gets a mysterious invitation and finds out a little more about Holly. Meanwhile, Holly herself reflects on the relationships she has with the guys she knows. NOT slash! New chapter up! Finally!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Crackers? by DelilahTCullen reviews
What happens when Bella's hungry and her food is dangerous . . . to vampires, you say? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Figuring Out Malfoy by LoVeDoNtHaTe reviews
Hermione Granger waited in a long line of 18 year old girls...please read and review! Dramione, of course! disclaimer: i own most of the plot, but J.K.R. owns all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,050 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
The Rapunzel Complex by Dim Aldebaran reviews
AFxHP, but with a twist: our dear Artemis isn't going to Hogwarts. After all, Hermione is not the only one to see the similarities between the Irish prodigy and the Dark Lord... 12LH, nom'd for Best Crossover.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,874 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Artemis F.
Fowl File: A Tale of Mishappenings by BaronBamboozle reviews
My first fic WOOT! OOC, I know. Pretty much Holly trying to get with artemis, but trouble kelp is in the way because he likes holly too and artemis tries to prove that he's a man to impress holly. I suck at summuries, plz read
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
An Artemis Fowl Stalker by Senseikkhehe reviews
To get rid of a slutty, perverted, and annoying OC that is madly in love with Artemis, Artemis will need some help from Holly Short. It's the clash between an OC and Holly over Artemis's heart. The battle begins. Definitally not Mary Sue people. REad!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/2/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S.
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