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Joined 03-22-08, id: 1531456, Profile Updated: 03-02-14
Author has written 10 stories for Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokémon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Nabari no Ō, and Lego Movie.

Wow this place is a train wreck how long's it been since I've touched this website? According to the 'last updated' slot, two years. It has been two whole years. Incredible.

Currently I am working on Lego Movie fic, which can't be good for anyone that chooses to read it because with me writing, it'll definitely be full of suck.

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AkuRoWhat? That's Not a Word! by BrokenRepublic reviews
Forget the Heartless! Axel and Roxas take on their toughest enemies yet—an estranged fangirl and her army of Axel and Roxas doppelgangers.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,675 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Don't Panic by Mostly Harmless XLII reviews
Zaphod goes on a quest to unlock his brain, Ford decides to find out what a Hrung is, Marvin tries to find the question once and for all, and Arthur Dent for once takes the guide's advice to heart. Also, there may be a thinly veiled plotline.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,211 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Unhappily and Everafter by StrawberryTigress reviews
Not your average fairytale. Be aware of a story full of twists, turns, forbidden love, and almighty war, a land where Chris is king, and Izzy is your average insane, meddling fairy godmother. Ch.5 up! Tyler escapes from jail amongst other things...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010
Stealth Goes Wrong by ryokablade reviews
After a Menos Grande attack, Omaeda is put out of commission. Who will replace the Second Division's lieutenant? The one and only Hanatarou Yamada! Question is, how will Soifon react to this rather large change of lieutenants?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,745 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Suì-Fēng
Blank Canvas by MissehKeehl reviews
Matt hated what his life had turned into. He’d lost his parents, his home; everything. However, she always said: “When life goes bad and you draw a blank, you just have to color the fun back in”...And he’d always love her for that. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,186 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Matt
The Next Da Vinci by Hydro Dexter reviews
Django Brown was always talented in the arts of painting and drawing, being the best artist in the class. But when Django's art starts to turn against him, he has to use his paint brush and pen to fight against his own creations.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Django - Complete
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Ouran by mysteriously.mesmerized reviews
The 50 things that I am NOT allowed to do at Ouran! CRACK-ness! XD Number 17: I will not attempt to go on FanFiction net during hosting hours ever again.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2008
XIII Replacement by Footloose Phoenix reviews
Children are strange creatures. They unnecessarily call you "Mr.", idolize musicians, ignore their proper name and all too easily forgive those who have wronged them. But what can you do? She's a seven-year-old Nobody. -DISCONTINUED-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,138 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Demyx, Axel
Tea Party of Darkness by Red Witch reviews
When Gaz is in the mood to play games, beware! Alas, Zim learns this fact the hard way.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
The Heartbreak of Carpet Tongue by Red Witch reviews
When Zim tries to get information on Earth at an 'Adult Information Center' like he sees on television he learns a very different lesson than he intended. Namely, Irkens and alchohol don't mix.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Principal Is Powerless by Red Witch reviews
The Principal of the Skool learns the hard way that when it comes to Zim and Dib, parental help isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Just Another Day In The Principal's Office by Red Witch reviews
It's never a good thing when Dib and Zim go to the Principal's office. Especially for the principal.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Earth Calling by Red Witch reviews
Red and Purple get another report from Zim and learn more than they wanted to know about how things are going.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Red, Purple - Complete
How Kira Stole Christmas by Ralthe reviews
A rendition of Dr. Seuss' "How The Grinch Stole Christmas", wherein Light Yagami concocts a nefarious plan during the holiday season. New Chapter 02/13/10: Green Eggs and Ham parody
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Things That Are Lost by Kisekikui reviews
His heart raced, though he was perfectly still. Unfamiliar feelings rushed through his system as remnants of the dream flashed through his head. His face turned to a pale red color as he thought, "Have I really fallen in love with her..?" HitsugayaxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,404 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Demyx's Day Off by Kinshou Rozu reviews
Demyx has some free time and is in need of an adventure. But he soon realizes there is something lurking in the Castle and he is the only one who can stop it! Can Demyx save the day from a very mysterious enemy?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Demyx - Complete
Edward Elric: Storyteller Extraordinaire by Phoenix Soar reviews
-"All right, all right, fine! I'll tell you a bloody bedtime story! Once upon a freakin' time...!"- Alphonse learns that asking an explosive Edward, who is royally pissed off at Colonel Roy Mustang, to tell him a bedtime story is not such a good idea ...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
We're All Mad Here by idiotique reviews
When Roxas is forced to volunteer at the psych ward he befriends a pyromaniac, a sadist, a musician who can 'see' sounds and an artist with a mysterious past. As he spends more time with them he begins to realize everything isn't as it seems...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,361 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
A Broken Trinity Oneshot by Kori Blaze reviews
A Trainer faces the tragic death of her trusted partner, and learns a harsh but true lesson of life. Ranked 5th place in the Heart and Soul oneshot contest at Serebii
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009
Artificial by MissehKeehl reviews
Near had always based his moves on logic; what made most sense, what would give the better outcome. Because of this, he was labeled inhuman; an unfeeling robot. However, when a new girl comes to Wammy’s, he wonders why he can no longer think straight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,004 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Near - Complete
Clipboard by Kemious reviews
A compilation of squad for fics. Each chapter is a new adventure. Chapter 7: Zaraki gets his hands on something he shouldn't and it leads to hilarious results
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki
Just A Nobody by Draco MalfoyGirl 16 reviews
You are 3rd set in the 10th Division and you spend most of your time with Rangiku Matsumoto. She has even herself to get you with your crush the cute and meek 7th seat of the 4th Division Hanataro Yamada.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
A Simple Robbery by TripWire- dono reviews
Is a robbery really that simple? Ganjuu goes through the pain of re-instructing Hanatarou on what to do in their burglary. Will they manage to finally get their prized item? or will Hanatarou's incompetence proove to be a hindrace? TripWire- dono again...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Ganju S., Hanatarō Y. - Complete
My Fair Hana by Sen Graham reviews
Yumichika makes a bet with Ikkaku that he can turn Hanatarou into an ultra cute shota-type in time for the tanabata festival. One part Bleach, one part My Fair Lady, all CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,978 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hanatarō Y., Yumichika A.
The True History of Kanto by DagaYemar reviews
Join Cool Trainer Allen as he attempts to create the first ever complete record of Kanto's rich history. But what he discovers on his journey might be more than he can handle. Game-universe, with a surprise ending you'd never suspect! Please review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
If I were a Sue by Sulphuric Wolf reviews
WARNING: MAY CAUSE NAUSEA, HALLUCINATIONS, OR VOMITING. THIS IS SUEDOM AT ITS WORST. Ever mused what it would be like if you were a Mary Sue? Well, I did.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Endorsements of the Doomed by JoeMerl reviews
Obama is an alien, Red is running against Purple, and Dib endorses Kucinich! All this and more in this bizarre collection of 2008 U.S. presidential election stories. Non-partisan humor. Final chapter: Inauguration Day! With robots.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Peace and Goodwill by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
Fourth Division Seventh Seat Yamada Hanatarō makes it his mission to interview each and every one of the captains about their holiday plans. Little does he know what he’s getting into… Humorous oneshot starring Hanatarō and the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Beginning Trainer's Guide to Pokémon by Kuraselache reviews
Your handy trainer's guide on how to look after your Pokémon. This guide contains knowledge on the care, temperament and needs of the Pokémon you're looking after, and what to expect when training them. Permanently on hold.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,487 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Gâteau by VioTanequil reviews
Crackfic starring Tsubokura Rin and Sasakibe Chojiro, with cameos by Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Akon, Hiyosu and Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni. Cake.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Rin T., Chojiro S. - Complete
Revelations by ProcurerFaith reviews
Repost. Hanatarou misses his friends dreadfully when they return to the living world. When he falls ill, he is reminded that a friend is a friend, no matter where they are. If you need them, they will come.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Hanatarō Y.
Loneliness and Homesickness by The Torminator reviews
Dib is fed up with all of his failed trials of stopping Zim. And when a new mysterious girl shows up and moves in next door to Dib, he doesn’t seem to notice. Zim is suspicious of Dib’s behavior and is stopping at nothing to figure out what he is up to.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008
Running Errands by Rooftop27 reviews
Hanatarou enjoys helping people. He isn't that useless. He just gets a little confused at times.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
A Little Dance by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Hanatarou sees Yachiru all alone waiting for Zaraki who is currently injured. Seeing the fear and concern hidden in her eyes the timid young man decides he's going to try and cheer her up using a tactic his father once used on him long ago. request fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
But if we ever get lost on our way by Kisu-Fu reviews
I'm gonna look after you.. because you're such an idiot.' -Hanatarou being followed by some 11th division people and picked up by his friend Rikichi. WTF! They don't have Rikichi in the character list! ;O;
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Security Procedures by Honeyfish reviews
A cracky rewrite of chapter 116. Hanatarou exercises his acting skills. Byakuya is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
Twenty Ways to Die by Diva-esque reviews
There's more than one way to die. Each of the shinigami has learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Prehistory by Little Kuriboh reviews
The story of Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood's friendship, both how it began and how it almost ended.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,035 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - D. Ryuzaki, I. Haga
Harry Potter and the Snack of Doom by Asher Elric reviews
Fred and George Weasly, an INNOCENT gum ball, Harry Potter, and Draco Malfoy. Put it all together, and what have you got? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2005
Dear In Headlights A Screenplay by Animagess reviews
This is the screenplay of the supernatural-horror-thriller that chilled a nation. Alright, it was a very small nation. Okay, so it was a nation of four. Feedback, pah-LEEZE!
Home Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2005
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Destwuction is Awesome reviews
Duplo aliens. A fabled weapon. Racecars, spaceships, good guys, bad guys, and a bunch of other stuff we just don't want to mention! When an old, super cool weapon goes missing, the fate of the free world is at stake. Not five whole minutes after their battle with Pres. Business, a new adventure awaits our heroes. But so soon? Hey, no one said being a protagonist was easy.
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/2
For Ransom reviews
'The Espeon turned as he spoke, eyes flashing dangerously, mouth opening wide to show shining white fangs. "You failed," he laughed, pacing in front of the Quilava. 'And you'll not see them again..."'
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011
Intelligent Ninja Doing Idiotic Things reviews
Up first, Yukimi receives spam concerning his dislike of children. Will a parody of 'Green Eggs and Ham' break him of his hatred? Not likely...
Nabari no Ō - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - K. Yukimi
Sincerity reviews
She arrived at the door for documents. She left with one eye. They came to her door for research, she offered them a place to come back to. No fancy fan character, no hidden destinies- just an unimportant friend figure. Two-shot, one OC
Nabari no Ō - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Yoite, K. Yukimi
Trainer reviews
An insight into the thoughts of Pokemon, written through there eyes. Ch.3. Onix pt.1- I don't like kids. And that one in the woods was a bit of an annoyance.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Absol, Glaceon/Glacia
A Question of Maturity reviews
There were many things Edward didn't like. For one, Mustang's sense of humor. For another, people calling him short. There was also this thing with milk. But he absolutely did not like five year old girls.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
The Notebook reviews
What does Kyouya write in his notebook? The twins think they might know. short oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Inhumanities and Other Such Heinous Acts reviews
You have wanted it, and you have recieved it! Your one and only starter guide to the world of Pokemon. crackfic oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Break Apart Her Heart reviews
Giddy girls with crushes was what I despised. But I turned into one with that stupid letter. I'm a fool. One-shot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Spell Check reviews
The news is proven to cause stress. Especially when one wields the Death Note. And, then, when things don't go just as planned. Yeah, there's that too. But, hey, even geniuses have off days, right? crackfic. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
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