Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hey all!! I'm new to writing fan fics so please review so I can get better at them!! I have been reading fan fics for a month now and I must say there are some very good writers on this site!!
Okay about me... I'm 18 and just graduated high school!! Whoop! Whoop! I am obssessed with books. (specifically Twilight but that's another story ;) any way I love to read and just recently started trying to write. I love music and movies too though. I also LOVE to cook!! I live in south Florida and before you get all jealous it's not all it's cracked up to be. I work at Cold Stone Creamery. I've worked there for over 2 years and I love it!! It is the best job!! (If you don't know what it is look it up)
Oh also I absolutley hated the Twight movie. I thought it was so cheesy I should have brought nachos.
Song I'm currently obsessed with (this will change constantly because I get really obsessed with a song and then I'm over it in like a day):
You Belong to Me by Taylor Swift (I command you to go listen to this song!! I love it!! ;D)
Books: Twilight Saga (duh!), Harry Potter, The Guardian's of Time Trilogy, Blue Bloods series, pretty much anything by Kate Brian and Meg Cabot, and soooooooooo many more!!
Music: Coheed & Cambria, The Raconteurs, Shiny Toy Guns, Cobra Starship, Muse, Cold Play, All-American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Mindless Self Indulgence and pretty much any song you can dance to!!
Movies: I pretty much love any movie you can laugh through. My faves are Enchanted, The Hangover, Sweeney Todd, any Will Ferrell movie, Just Friends, Dodgeball, and pretty much any comedy movie!! I love alot more movies but I can't think of any others right now!!
Funny unanswered questions and sayings (sorry I love these):
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from??
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections??
If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill him self, is it considered a hostage situation??
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink what comes out"??
Why do companies offer you "free gifts"? Since when are gifts NOT free??
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked??
How is it possible to have a CIVIL war??
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream??
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they be called FED UP??
Strangers have the best candy.
Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED!!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you will be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes.
There are three kinds of people: those that can count & those that can't.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
My husband and I divorced for religious reasons. He thought he was God and I didn't!!
I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
If it doesn't fit force it; if it breaks it needed replacing anyway.
Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I kill because they annoyed me.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within only a few weeks in captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish at them.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door!!
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad or my older brother Collin or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Collin ;)
Duck tape is like the Force. It has a light side, dark side, and it holds the universe together!!
If you hate Jacob Black copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever wanted to strangle a fictional character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think that you are mentally insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Edward cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If Spelchek is ur best freind, then copy this to your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.