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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hey all!! I'm new to writing fan fics so please review so I can get better at them!! I have been reading fan fics for a month now and I must say there are some very good writers on this site!!

Okay about me... I'm 18 and just graduated high school!! Whoop! Whoop! I am obssessed with books. (specifically Twilight but that's another story ;) any way I love to read and just recently started trying to write. I love music and movies too though. I also LOVE to cook!! I live in south Florida and before you get all jealous it's not all it's cracked up to be. I work at Cold Stone Creamery. I've worked there for over 2 years and I love it!! It is the best job!! (If you don't know what it is look it up)

Oh also I absolutley hated the Twight movie. I thought it was so cheesy I should have brought nachos.

Song I'm currently obsessed with (this will change constantly because I get really obsessed with a song and then I'm over it in like a day):

You Belong to Me by Taylor Swift (I command you to go listen to this song!! I love it!! ;D)


Books: Twilight Saga (duh!), Harry Potter, The Guardian's of Time Trilogy, Blue Bloods series, pretty much anything by Kate Brian and Meg Cabot, and soooooooooo many more!!

Music: Coheed & Cambria, The Raconteurs, Shiny Toy Guns, Cobra Starship, Muse, Cold Play, All-American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Mindless Self Indulgence and pretty much any song you can dance to!!

Movies: I pretty much love any movie you can laugh through. My faves are Enchanted, The Hangover, Sweeney Todd, any Will Ferrell movie, Just Friends, Dodgeball, and pretty much any comedy movie!! I love alot more movies but I can't think of any others right now!!

Funny unanswered questions and sayings (sorry I love these):

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from??

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections??

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill him self, is it considered a hostage situation??

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink what comes out"??

Why do companies offer you "free gifts"? Since when are gifts NOT free??

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked??

How is it possible to have a CIVIL war??

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream??

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they be called FED UP??

Strangers have the best candy.

Humpty Dumpty was PUSHED!!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you will be a mile away from them and you'll have their shoes.

There are three kinds of people: those that can count & those that can't.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

My husband and I divorced for religious reasons. He thought he was God and I didn't!!

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

If it doesn't fit force it; if it breaks it needed replacing anyway.

Dear IRS, please cancel my subscription.

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I kill because they annoyed me.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within only a few weeks in captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish at them.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door!!

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad or my older brother Collin or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Collin ;)

Duck tape is like the Force. It has a light side, dark side, and it holds the universe together!!

If you hate Jacob Black copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted to strangle a fictional character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think that you are mentally insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Edward cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If Spelchek is ur best freind, then copy this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3303 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Atonement by SomethingBlue42 reviews
After Lord Voldemort’s victory, Hermione Granger is bought by Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord’s most trusted servant. The longer she stays at Malfoy Manor the more she comes to learn that while Malfoy is vicious and unrelenting, not everything is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,431 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bunk Bed Diaries by AnaG reviews
Bella needs a roommate to share a pair of bunk beds with; Edward needs a place to stay. Will they turn into something more than caring voices in the dark? AU AH, a fluffy two-part one shot dedicated to Pipappear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8947 - Favs: 15,092 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like the Movies by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Memories by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are gone. She's going to school with two other vampires and suddenly the Cullens start appearing one by one in odd ways. What happened all those years ago? and why are they all so sad? please R&R. thanks all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,770 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Space Between by cullen-style reviews
The girls are sent to a boarding school where they meet the guys. Bella isn't falling head over heels for Edward she has somebody who wants her just as much. When her old life comes back to haunt her can she overcome it or chose the easy path. All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,346 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bella - Complete
Distractions by Sic Et Non reviews
It’s not easy being the clumsiest waitress in town, but is it really Bella’s fault that the bartender is so distracting? AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Late Night by GoldenEyess reviews
Bella Swan is the host on Z106's radio broadcast, Twilight Late Night. When a mysterious visitor arrives for an unexpected interview her world flips upside down. Is it destiny? AU/OOC BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trip Across The USA by Arbies reviews
BxE AxJ RxEm All Human! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, three best friends, each invite one of their cousins on a trip across the USA in an RV! With a whole lot of pranks and a dash of romance, this is one vacation that won't be forgotten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Lovers for Eternity by edwardbella001 reviews
Sequel to Friends for Eternity! What if Bella and Edward were best friends before lovers? This is a story on how they grow up as teenagers and into adults where their feelings become more than friendship. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,683 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
When Reality is Relative by OhMyWord reviews
If all the right choices led you to this moment, what would happen if you made a wrong one?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Ring by Nollie Marie reviews
He was told to send back a ring with just the address, no returning one. So when the person he thought was SUPPOSE to get it never gets it but instead Bella does. Now Bella is connected to a very important person through a very important ring. Enjoy! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,746 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Extracurricular Activities by Liz4 reviews
For Fallenfate's High School Challenge. E/B Lemony Goodness. AU/All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Angel in Hell by EntrustingLove reviews
AU, It's 1902, Bella travels to Volterra with her parents where she goes on a tour that will set her fate in motion and change her forever.. She's a member of the family before Edward what could that change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,615 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
Death Most Desired by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's cliff-dive killed her. And Edward's suicide trip to Italy was successful. The lover's reunite in a heaven-like dimensional plane, and get the closure they need. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8408 - Favs: 7,596 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Jewel by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to live with her father after going through a traumatic incident in her past life. She is an extraordinary girl with amazing powers. She stumbles upon the Cullen family and knows their secret because of her past life. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,459 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit of Love by ebtwisty9 reviews
A selfish prince turned into a vampire as punishment, a charming girl full of life and kindness. When fate brings the two together, love sparks and a hope for salvation is born. ExB, Beauty and the Beast crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,422 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Detention by little miss laugh alot x reviews
One-Shot. Cullens and Bella end up in detention and it's all Emmett's fault? What'd he do?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Dead People by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Isabella can speak to the dead.Her mother thinks she's crazy and sends her to Forks.There is a poltergeist,victoria,in her school who wants to kill her.The Cullens are Vampires, and tries to help her without getting killed themself. Horror Humor Suspense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,791 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Loyalty and Love by Chedea reviews
Edward Cullen has left his family to join the Volturi. He is among the elite, respected, feared and envied. Can one human girl, placed under his charge to become a vampire, detroy all of this? What will win out, his loyalty or his love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,645 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
The Possibility and the Promise by emilie whoa reviews
There was no way I could have know that Edward Cullen would kill me that day. It just happened. Like tripping on a crack in the concrete, or missing the game winning goal in gym. He had no control. He killed me and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,292 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
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Twisted Treatment reviews
AU The gang is kidnapped and trapped in house by a mysterious group of people. Despite the odds can they all work through their problems and maybe fall in love a long the way. All Human. ExB AxJ EsxC EmxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008
The Final Mission reviews
Edward left Bella. Jacob wasn't there to help her so she goes to Europe after grad. Where she is changed.50 yrs later she is the Volturi's hitman. When a 'mission' comes she is sent to Forks to take care of the problem but she gains another one the Cullen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Bella, Edward