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Joined 03-22-08, id: 1531709, Profile Updated: 11-23-08

Hey I am jesuschristsuperstarismyhero!! I absolutely LOVE Twilight and Edward Culllen with an ultimate passion and I am also severely addicted to reading fanfics about that series (which is why i got this account). I have basically no life and spend my time obsessing over Twilight with my friends who have read the book. You may want to know why jesuschristsuperstarismyhero is my name and the answer is that my good friend Rachel made me have it and I am too passive not to do what she says.

Name: Caroline

Age: i'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100

Music: My favorite band is Coheed and Cambria (the best band ever!!) but I listen to lots of different music. I just can't stand country music. Anything but that.

Favorite Books: Twilight series, Harry Potter series, the Hannibal Lecter series, Rebecca, the DaVinci Code, and a ton more but if i continue the list it will never

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Welcome To Mythological Studies by Nitlon reviews
The Cullens take an elective course...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,358 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Alice's Discovery by Cupid's Jinx reviews
Alice makes a terrifying discovery whilst surfing the net. //Possible Two-shot\\
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Isabella's Chat by AngelSixSixSix reviews
Bella is on her period, Edward does what he can to make her happy. But what will Charlie think about what is going on behind the closed door? This story is kinda like Rosalie's Chat. Bella's a human still. Funny, please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Edward Gets a Job by SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl reviews
This was originally part of Really Random Twilight, but it was longer than I thought, so now it's it's own story! Yay! Anyway, the Cullen's get jobs..it will definetly be interesting. LAST CHAPTER EDWARD! Prepare for random greatness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Forever Changed and Forever Undead by unlikecasey reviews
Bella's suffered a fatal crash, and has created quite a strain on her and Edward's relationship. Will they make it through this rough patch together? Or will he find love elsewhere? How will Charlie react when an unexpected guest shows up at his doorstep?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Persistence of Breakfast by Nyflame reviews
One man. One mission. And the world between them. Feedback appreciated.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Syaoran L. - Complete
Let's Scar Syaoran! by flo-bizet reviews
Exactly what it says. Happy fun time scarring the poor boy with much KuroFainess! Accepting ideas from reviewers. Chapter 16: Blossoming Part 1. It's Sakura's unwilling turn to scar the boy! Geez, I need to update more often. It's been three months!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,562 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
Imprisonment by Lady LolaBert reviews
ONE SHOT from the POV of Maxim as he muses on his relationship with Mrs de Winter, all the while comparing her to Rebecca.
Rebecca - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Seagulls by Sydney Andrews reviews
Tho’ much is taken, much abides. NeoTrin Oneshot
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Neo, Trinity - Complete
A Poem For Paul Krendler by Screaming Lamb reviews
A respectful work of verse to honour the late Paul Krendler
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2002
Matrix Addicts Anonymous by SunGoddess7 reviews
Hello, my name is Jenna, and I am obsessed with the Matrix. It's been five hours since I've last watched 'The Matrix'. A couple minutes ago I had the urge to watch it, but me and my sponser talked it out, and I ended up supressing my urge. OH MAN, I NE
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002