COOPERTASTIC- Yeah I'm cool
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Joined 03-23-08, id: 1531809, Profile Updated: 07-31-08
Author has written 4 stories for Blood+, Fruits Basket, and Bleach.

Hi!! My name is Cooper, and somehow, though a series of hyper-nerdy fanfiction reading/writing you have found your way to my profile. I adore anime and manga, basically because I love anything big-eyed, cute, and violent (or any combination of the three). For some reason, Japan seems to have a monopoly on these things… Death Note, Blood, Bleach, Vampire Knights, Naruto, Bamboo Blade, Etc.

I love Japan in general, especially the samurai, martial arts, seppuku, and the code of Bushido. It’s one of my dreams in life to travel there (as well as to England, great history there). I hope to go senior year or the year after through rotary exchange… but nothing’s set in stone yet, I may not go at all.

I’m a blue belt in Taekwondo (from Korea, not Japan) and love martial arts enough to marry them. In my school we earn our belts through testing NOT by how long we’ve been there (stupid, corporate crap, messing with the integrity of martial arts). I hope to test for purple this summer.

I LOVE TWILIGHT!! I am seriously considering writing fanfiction for it, so watch for it if you are a twilight fan. I adore Alice it is another of my life’s ambitions to me mistaken for her in some crowed place by a psychopathic Twilight fan. (God knows, I’ve done it… It was one of those “OH MY GOD IT’S- no, wait, it’s not.” moments)

I am a swimmer, and I recommend it to anyone who is seriously considering causing themselves Physical pain… really, you feel like your dyeing every practice. For those of you less prone to self-destruction, try ping-pong.

If you want to read really good fanfiction, I recommend Rouge12158, she’s one of my best friends and kicks but at everything, drop a review or two at her door, and at mine, everyone likes them… Everyone on my favorite authors list deserves a good review, they write for either Blood+ or Twilight, or both.

I AM A CERTIFIED TWLIGHT FAN!! I HAVE A CERTIFICATE!! waves certificate in face CERTIFIE!D CERTIFIED! I am also a certified ninja... but that information is highly classified so I cant write it on my bio (stupid board of ninja secrecy...)

GREAT MUSIC VIDEOS!!

Bullet For My Valentine - Waking The Demon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYGQjYi2A30&feature=related

Linkin Park- Breaking The Habit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCg3EgMXmqs&feature=related

Mom Song William Tell Overture:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6P2w5GkXmU&feature=related

Arctic Monkeys - The View From The Afternoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS_QpuDfCoY&feature=related

OK Go - Here It Goes Again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI

Fall Out Boy - The Carpal Tunnel Of Love:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3O5uy-MBBk&NR=1

Evanescence - Everybody´s Fool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u55fpsbzAfk&NR=1

GREAT YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!

DeathSponge NotePants:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2avdf289OY&feature=related

Light's Rant:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2k3s5kPUauc

L's Rebuttal to Light's Rant:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h3UvhT53QaM

Matt's Response to Light's Rant:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VLnNGKQWI3I

Light's Braindead:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IsK3d7mtKSs

Near's Diet:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KlvcKqNlpFI

Mello's Always Second:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tAbW3Qcs3aA

L Gets an Idea:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xUoos_2Zho

Battle of the Shiningamis

Ryuk from Death Note and Ichigo from Bleach

R:I AM!

I: NO, I AM!!

R: I'M THE BETTER SHININGAMI!

I: NO YOU'RE NOT!

R: WHY'S THAT?

I: BECAUSE I AM!

R: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!

I: I'M NOT DENYING THAT, BUT I'M STILL BETTER!

R: WELL, I CAN KILL YOU IN FORTY SECONDS!

I: GOOD FOR YOU! TOO BAD THAT YOU'LL BE CHOPPED IN HALF IN ONLY TWO!

R: YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HIT ME!

I: YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR PEN!

R: YOU LITTLE TWERP! I'LL LAUGH THE DAY I DIE AT THE DULL BLADE OF YOU INSIGNIFICANT ZANPAKUTO!

I:(Takes Death Note, puts flaming lighter to it) HA!

R: YOU TORCHED MY DEATH NOTE!

I: YOU INSULTED ZANGETSU!

R: YOU BASTARD!

I: I'LL KILL YOU!

R: NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!

I:YOU CAN'T!

R:WHY NOT?

I: I TORCHED YOUR DEATH NOTE, REMEMBER? YOU WERE CRYING ABOUT IT A FEW SECONDS AGO!

R: WAS NOT CRYING! AND BESIDES! EVEN WITHOUT MY DEATH NOTE (Sobs...), I'M STILL THE BETTER DEATH GOD!!

I: NO, I'M THE BETTER DEATH GOD!

R: GO DIE IN A DITCH!

I: YOU FIRST!

(At that last rage-induced shout, Rukia and Light decided best to walk away slowly from the bickering Shiningamis.)

if you have any idea to what is going on, and/or find this funny--copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

That 90's kid

(I found this while researching an old show from the past, I arranged it a little and added in some of my own memories, seriously, reading this actually made my heart ache, I miss these days)

Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid
It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just won't cut it

You’re a 90’s kid if:

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this "In west Philadelphia born and raised"

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, or Fairy Princess comforter

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular

You remember The Original Game Boy

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos but never taped anything funny

You remember watching
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-Animaniacs

-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry’s
-Rocket Power
-Gargoyles

-The 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Ghost Busters

-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Boy Meets World

-The original Power Rangers
-Hey Arnold.
-The Secret World of Alex Mac
-Double Dare
-Wild & Crazy Kids
-Clarissa Explains it All.
-CAMP NOWHERE
-Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
-The original cast members of All That.
-Kenan & Kel.
"CITY GUYS"...ROLL W/ THE CITY GUYS
-Nick Arcade.
-Flash Forward.
-The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
-Legends of the Hidden Temple
-Hey Dude
-Dinosaurs
-Mummies Alive
-Pinky and the Brain
-Sailor Moon.
-Blossom.
-Hangin with Mr. Cooper.
-Martin
-Beavis & Butt-Head
-Wishbone.
-Bill Nye the Science Guy
-MR. ROGERS!!

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.

POKEMON!!

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
-Gulah Gulah Island
-Little Bear
-Busy Town
-Under the Umbrella Tree
-PEE-WEE!!
-The Comfy Couch

You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.

You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet.

You had a favorite song of ALL TIME

Then, You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3...and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

"I've fallen and I can't get up"

You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates

Two words... Trapper Keeper.

You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down

When everything was settled by:

-'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You remember playing Four Corners, Capture the Flag, Wiffleball, Mother may I?, and Linkin Logs

You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

When everyone watched the WB.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You thought Brain from Arthur would finally take over the world

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.

You remember when razor scooters were cool.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid 3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Tag.

Get Over Here!! means something to you.

Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopskotch.

Slip-n-Slides.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

HELLO...HOT WHEELS!!

"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.

Running through the sprinklers.

That "Little Mermaid"

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Squeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"

CAPRI SUN

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class field trips.

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When 5 dollars seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When Toys R Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when: Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.

When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool

You remember those Where’s Waldo books

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum

You remember Ring Pops

You remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

Silver dollars, which were cool to have

If you even know what an original walkman is

You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace

Before the MySpace frenzy

Before the Internet & text messaging

Before Sidekicks & iPods

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

When we were younger:
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

Way back,

Before we realized all this would all eventually disappear.

You're a 90's kid if you smiled at least more than 10 times. . .

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile..

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you think your profile may be longer than all of your fanfics, DON'T copy and paste this to your profile, It's long enough already...

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Light On by Rogue12158 reviews
After being ditched by her jerk of a boyfriend, an eternally unnoticed Edward Masen comes and gives her a lift home, befriending and helping her along the way, on the handle bars of his bicycle. Based off of the David Cook song, Light On. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
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Sado, Lawyers and the Produce Van reviews
The title says it all... written for Sarah, who needs more Sado in her life.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Chad/Y. Sado
Sohma Idiots reviews
Song parody, American Idiot FLAMES WELCOME, Nice reveiws more welcome, but I'll take what I can get.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Things I Couldn't Tell Her If She Could Hear Me reviews
Haji one shot. Saya's asleep and he's sort of museing over the differences between furfilling her wishes, and makeing her happy. Please read and reveiw.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Your Mom reviews
Diva, Divas chevaliers and a whole lot of your mom jokes.
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete