Sakamoto Michiko
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Joined 03-23-08, id: 1531929, Profile Updated: 01-20-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Welcome guys, :) I'm Kirstie, though most know me as Smitteh. I'm sorry to say I do not really write anything for this site anymore, but I'm not gonna delete my stories (no matter how much they make me cringe!) just for nostalgia's sake. So I hope you guys enjoy my stories. Maybe I'll update them, maybe I won't, we'll see. Either way, have fun.

Stories Thus Far:

You'd Never Get It: Take the original Naruto storyline. Throw in three girls, each with their own dark back stories and experiences, a boy with a very strange power and an even drerier past, the youngest ANBU jounin in Konoha, a swordsman with an odd name and an obssession with sharp, shiny things (an a scary ability to use them VERY effectively), a girl with a power yet to be seen by the world, a young boy from a faraway villiage, whose Kekkei Genkai is one we've yet to see from anyone, a kunoichi with a betrayed past and a desire for revenge more intense than even Sasuke's, and a ramen shop cook who can make noodles as well and as easily as he can drive a kunai into your heart (from at least 50 feet away). You people are in for one hell of a trip. Ten OC characters so far. May get more. Follows the original plotline of Naruto until he leaves with Jiraiya, and minus the fillers. That'd just be a headache.

Innocence Jaded: A high school fic in which Gaara has to survive going to boarding school, and that's a lot easier said than done. Armed with his iPod, vocal chords and portable iPod charger, he must battle the forces of homework, annoying teachers, talent shows, bands, romance, dead batteries, bruises, wet shoes, acne, drunken friends, insomnia, blackmail, first kisses, seizures, hangovers, alarm clocks, nightmares, heartbreak, suicide notes, hospitals, flashlights, revealed secrets and talents, and a visit from a person he wishes he'd never have to see again. And he's taking you along for the ride. You'll probably like this fic if you're a Linkin Park fan. Lots of the ideas I got were from listening to their songs on repeat for days on end. Pairings will include LeeGaa and SasuNaru, but those are the only main gay pairings. Pretty much everyone else is straight. Any OCs, such as Emi, Michiko, Kamiko, or Kyoko, are only in there for humor, and don't majorly affect the plot in any way. Naruto and Emi are NOT related in this one.

Beautiful Disaster: Songfic using Kelly Clarkson's Beautiful Disaster (live one). Friendship/romance fic between Gaara and Michiko. Does NOT tie into plot with You'd Never Get It. Just fluff or something. XP Depressing, sadish, Gaara's INCREDIBLY OOC, and all that good jazz. I got a review saying it was awesome, so I guess it's OK! This MAY turn into a collection of songfics (not just about Gaara and Michiko, though). Might even include pairings I hate. W00T!

Stories To Come:

I Think I Get It, Now: A sequel to "You'd Never Get It". Naruto has returned from training with Jiraiya, and things are not the same, nor will they ever be. A war is about to go underway, and if Naruto and his friends don't play their cards right, an entire village may not survive. And with the appearance of two unlikely new allies, things are only going to get crazier. Relationships will form, friendships will either grow or die, love will blossom, and hatred will take over some people's minds. A certain teen will discover powers he didn't think possible for him, and uncover feelings he didn't think he was capable of having. One kunoichi will reunite with someone she thought was gone forever. Betrayal by someone they thought they could trust may cost them all a dear friend and brother. Some will live, others will die. This story'll be posted once I'm done with "You'd Never Get It", and that'll end after the Save Sasuke Arc. Kind of a long ways off, I know. Does NOT follow the original plot of Naruto Shippuuden. Everything changes the moment Naruto comes back home. Pairings are the same as the ones in "You'd Never Get It".

Quit Trying To Be Noble: This is going to be a Gurren Lagann fanfic. It'll basically revolve a beastman named Seino and his experiences/life after someone close to him is killed by Yoko and her team (before Kamina and Simon show up). When Seino, Yoko, Simon and Kamina meet up later on, what kind of rash decisions will the revenge-bent beastman make? Will he live to see another day? Should be coming very soon!! I already have the first two chapters done!!

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A WhiteWalled Christmas by SectumSemprae reviews
Sakura has transferred to work in a psychiatric hospital that houses Konoha's most violent offenders - all of whom are guilty by reason of insanity. When she gets locked in on Christmas Eve, she begins to understand a little of her patients' madness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,119 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Double Reflection by Ugawa reviews
."No, Gaara, look at the tracks in your arms. you're not still you at all." Naruto turned, knowing the weight of his words. "And to be honest, I don't think I even want you anymore." Living in the slums of London, Gaara knows how hard surviving can be..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,699 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,123 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Divergent Paths by Ariel D reviews
Can wounds really be healed? Can love be gained or offered in a world of hate? A look at different phases of Gaara's life, before, during, and after the Konoha Invasion. A Gaara and Kankuro-centric brother fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
peppermint swirls and stutterbug girls by precarious mind reviews
-AU-NARUHINA-SASUSAKU- With a pyromaniac for a roomate, a crush on his fellow schizo, and that peer counselor that just can't stop blushing, Naruto's stay in the teen ward of the local nuthouse proves to be anything but normal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Save Me From Insanity by sweet.outcast reviews
Gaara is a patient of a mental health institution and has been for two years. Will he ever be freed from insanity? Longer summary inside. GaaraxOC, non-pairing. AU. SOME cussing and violence in places, but not much and not super descriptive.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,938 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Gaara
Ninja Karaoke by Drawl Needler reviews
Oh no, an insane author is forcing everybody to sing! And there's a bizarre case of heart attacks going around! What's going on?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008
Unattractive by Auphora66 reviews
Discontinued. See profile for rewrite, titled Color and All. Paul has the worst control out of the pack. That control gets put to the test when he imprints on a girl that wants to give him hell. PaulxOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Paul - Complete
Finding Paradise by Daddy's little Hippy reviews
GaaraXOC. Out of the sands on the fringes of Suna rises the Oasis Temple. When the Kazekage finally pays a visit, it triggers everything he knows to change dramatically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,899 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Average Werewolf by Auphora66 reviews
Collin is content with his life as a werewolf, but he's soon going to have to deal with more than he ever imagined! Imprint story. CollinxOC. NOT YOUR AVERAGE STORY! READ PAST CHAPTER 1, PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,407 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Collin
Downward Spiral by xxAkira-chanxx reviews
Lately Naruto has been experiencing episodes of mysterious pain. Is it linked to the Kyuubi? Is the seal breaking? How will this shocking discovery affect Naruto and the rest of the shinobi world as he fights off Akatsuki and tries to retrieve Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Resurrection by Reidluver reviews
SPOILERS Naruto's shoulders shook as he walked through the rubble of his village, carrying the limp and broken body of his former sensei. There was only one option left, and he was going to do whatever it took to achieve it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
And I Won't Let Go by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Some Parental RoyEd, no yaoi. Edward Elric, suicidal? Surely not....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Chapstick by justpeaches reviews
AU. One-shot. Gaara, Hinata and Strawberry chapstick. First FanFic, It kinda sucks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Collector by toontwins reviews
Nightmares become reality as Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke set out to the Village of Trees to investigate disappearances. Will they be able to discover the truth and survive the evil web of the Collector? NaruxSasu & DeixSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,729 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Detrimental Benefits by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
a detrimental benefit: an oxymoron that implies anything received which is meant to be positive is in fact harmful to it's receiver. Example: Falling in love with your hated enemy who also happens to be the same gender as you are. .:. AU NaruGaa. read A/N
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,888 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Children of a Legacy by Reidluver reviews
There comes a time when others must rise to the challenge, when the older generation must step down and make way for the younger. However, being the children of legends doesn't necessarily mean it will be easy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
He is my master by NamimiNakashima reviews
Sasuke is living in a century of Vampires. On chance, a dashing vampire named Naruto saves his life and Sasuke is forced to be his servant. Reluctantly, Sasuke agrees, but Naruto wants him more then just a servant...and is Sasuke in denial? NARUSASU Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,239 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Don't Dance by Forever Yours Zana reviews
In which Naruto is a gangster street dancer sure to rock the city streets of NYC and Sasuke’s the handsome and reserved Asian with a past. Mainly NaruSasu, crackish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,156 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Final Judgment by Forever Yours Zana reviews
Sasuke smirked. Is this what true power feels like? I like it. I want it. I need it. The pen the Uchiha held in his hands began to dance along the surface of a blank page as he started to write out Naruto’s full name within the Death Note.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wake Up by Jane Willow reviews
Oneshot. Charlie/Claire. Everything is fine. Until she wakes up.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Claire, Charlie - Complete
Chichi no hi Iruka! by Reidluver reviews
Means, "Happy Father's Day, Iruka!" While out paying respects to his deceased father, Iruka doesn't expect what is laying in store for him at his own apartment, courtesy of everyone's favorite ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shônen ai by Agetada reviews
Shukaku is gone. So Gaara sleeps. But an unexpected word written to his forehead makes him think of the things he never quite understood. Includes slight LeeGaaLee & NaruSasuNaru and a naive Gaara
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Changed By You by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
GaaNaru fic that holds the 'hidden' thoughts and feelings of Gaara and Naruto. takes place from before Deidara kidnapped Gaara to his death and ressurection with some changes throughout. from there i go off-anime and into some fluff/angst. T for reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,951 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Haha no hi Temari! by Reidluver reviews
Means, "Happy Mother's Day, Temari!" It's Mother's Day in Suna, and while Temari is out paying respects to her deceased mother, Kankurou and Gaara have something planned for her when she comes home.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Black Rose by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
AU. When Konoha’s deadliest assassin inherits the Ninth Key to the Gates of Heaven, he never expects it to be a boy; and he never expects to fall in love. But with Heaven and Hell at war, is love enough to keep Naruto alive? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anthem of the Demons by shiki1696 reviews
-character deaths- -Sing for the love that died today, sing for the regrets that will always stay.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Naruto: Sand Shinobi! by Hugo Reed reviews
Naruto does what he promised and returns Sauske. Upon his return to Kohona, Sakura attempts to kill him and he flees to Suna. There a new romance blooms with a certain blonde couple. I thank you all for the reviews. HR. Finished
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,599 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Meaning of Friendship by Xx.fade2black reviews
Sasuke has been contemplating suicide for a while now. No one would ever care if he died… until a warm-hearted blonde interferes and shows him the meaning of friendship. SasuNaru high school fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Truth by Reidluver reviews
/Book 2 of Kakashi Trilogy/ Kakashi sighed. “I was told to tell you this at a time when you were ready.” Silence. “In fact, I’m actually surprised that you didn’t ask me this question when you were younger, to tell you the truth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Innocence Jaded reviews
Sabaku Gaara enters another year at Konoha Boarding School expecting the same as usual. It doesn't take long for things to quickly start slipping from control. He doesn't know why he's suddenly dreaming of his mother, but dammit, he's going to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gaara, Lee R.
You'd Never Get It reviews
You'd never get it! Being isolated, alone, hated all the time!" I let my eyes wander downwards. "Don't be so sure about that..." Rated T just in case. R&R plz! Pairings are a surprise, but there will be yaoi. Many OCs. Follows original plot at first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,904 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beautiful Disaster reviews
Beautiful Disaster by Kelly Clarkson songfic. GaaOC friendship one shot. Could be romantic if you squint hard enough, but not really intended to be. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review! Flames welcome, I suppose...! Will turn into a series of songfics! Stay tuned
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Gaara - Complete