Author has written 9 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Unicorn Chronicles, Harry Potter, Ironman, and Twilight.
I'm 17, I look like I'm 10, I have a very vivid imagination and I'm extremely hyper. My nicknames are midget, midgie, oompa-loompa, chupacabra, and stitchy or 626.
I love reading, writing, drawing, singing, and being so completely random that it drives everyone crazy (sometimes I drive myself crazy)
I'm going to warn all of you right now that anything I say after this may be completely random and so insane that you won't know what to do with yourself after you read it. What is my advice for that? Nothing, particularly since I'm not very good at giving advice (or receiving it for that matter).
My favorite movies so far are Star Wars, Pirates of The Caribbean, and Iron Man which has become my all-time favorite since going to see it (Robert Downey Jr. is seriously the hottest man alive, he's at the top of my list right now. Johnny Depp used to be, but, Downey just beats him by a lot.)
Another movie I REALLY enjoyed was Sweeney Todd. I've never seen a movie as creepy as that before, and I was completely surprised by the fact that Johnny Depp could actually sing.
I've also become obsessed with a number of musicals: Phantom of The Opera, Les Miserables, Sweeney Todd (again), Little Shop Of Horrors, Mamma Mia, The Producers, and a few others which I can't remember at the moment.
I know this might be weird, but I collect fortunes from fortune cookies. Whenever I go to a chinese restaurant with my family I save everyone's fortune. I decided to copy them all down the other day, and was surprised by how many there were, so here they are!
You approach life philosophically and with warmth.
Financial opportunity lies ahead.
You have a strong instinct to take care of the people you love.
Others will take notice of your positive attitude.
Follow your instincts when making decisions.
Check an item off your to-do list. Prove you can follow through.
You are truly smart.
Turn on the charm. You’ll be glad you did.
Little brooks make great rivers.
For everything there is a season.
Pass the bill to the person on your left.
It is not the outside riches but the inside ones that produce happiness.
When you’re not afraid to do it wrong the first time, you’ll eventually get it right.
You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true.
No obstacles will stand in the way of your success this month.
You are often unaware of the affect you have on others.
Your financial life will be secure and beneficial.
You will find your solution where you least expect it.
Listen these next few days to your friends to get answers you seek.
Now is the time to call loved ones at a distance. Share your news.
Keep up the good work. You will soon be rewarded.
The near future holds a gift of contentment.
A pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight.
A dark haired woman will soon be giving you a gift.
Your flamboyant personality will soon bring you to a new hobby.
You will soon be crossing great waters on a fun vacation.
These are all the fortunes I've collected so far, and some of them are pretty funny
Top Ten Check List To See If You're Obsessed With Davy Jones
10. You're in love with his Scottish accent
9. You search the Internet looking up all that which is tentaclely (not sure if that's a word, but who cares)
8. Wish you had a locket that matched his (dern, Calypso has it already)
7. Wish he didn't have to die in the third movie yet you don't want to change it because the ending is too perfect to be meddled with
6. Write your own words to his sad little depressing organ tune
5. You're friends are no longer shocked by your sudden interest in tentacles
4. You have a guy friend who calls you "Tentacle Bait", and found a funny pic of a cat with tentacles and printed it off for you (the said guy friend is now of boyfriend status, just to clarify)
3. You call the said guy friend "Tentacle Warrior" (don't ask, I'm not sure where that one came from)
2. You rewatch the movies, but fast-forward to all the parts with Jones in them
1. You watched the movies and copied down every single thing he says (including the various popping and snorting noises he makes)
If you can say yes to 5 or more of these then you are definitely obsessed with Davy Jones (I said yes to all of them. . . Welcome to the Davy Jones fan-club!! Right now everyone is probably thinking I should get a life . . . they're probably right.
Top Ten Checklist To See If You're Obsessed With Twilight
1. When you see frost on grass sparkling, you automatically think of vampires (sparkling, shiny grass... how can you not think of vampires?)
2. You find human boys inadequate because they don't throw rainbows in sunlight (boyfriends don't have to count, right?)
3. You're constantly getting into arguments with your boyfriend because he thinks vampires SHOULD NOT SPARKLE
4. You've gotten into an argument with your dad for the same reason above (I'm pathetic...)
5. You have over 100 Twilight-related icons saved on your flash drive/computor memory (Yes, I counted -_-)
6. You've read all the books multiple times just because you could
7. Whenever someone says "You just read my mind!", you think of Edward Cullen
8. You can't look at an apple without the cover of Twilight popping into your head
9. You constantly doodle little chibi Alices and Edwards on your papers _
10. You know all the words to almost all the songs on the Twilight soundtrack, and Muse and Paramore are now your favorite bands
If you can say yes to 5 or more of these, then welcome to the Twilight Junkies Club! and join the insanity!
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If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto you profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you or (AND) your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you're looking at these copy and paste things and thinking--I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, Before the Sun Sets, BroadwayMasquerade(too many times to count!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (I'm not gonna get into that subject, it's too sad), kweenofmagic (Deep in thought...lol), midgetmania (I did it on Thanksgiving when the whole family was sitting in the living room. I came running up the stairs from my basement bedroom, and I missed the top step and did a face plant in front of everyone!)If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool! Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing histerically in the background
92 of teenagers have moved onto rap (EW), put this on your profile if you're one of the proud few who still listen to Rock!
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are completly and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. I like ice cream. And cheesecake burritos (yum!)
If you believe abortion is MURDER and should be illegal, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Hannah Montana is really and truly ridiculous and should just pull off that wig and give it up, copy this onto your profile.. . . . . . . .
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(yes, I luv him too)If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on September 19th)
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. (I cannot keep count...I have too much of these)
If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. LORD commodore Norry (Give me a break! My hand freakin' slipped!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (Too many times to count..it's a CURSE, I tell you!), ElizabethTurner93 (I do this when I've asked a really stupid question.), Flygon Pirate (Well, or I do it just because I, or someone else, did something completely stupid), midgetmania (when I do or say something stupid, which isn't as often as you might believe),
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confused expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. But those darn catch phrases get into our heads! It's CHAOTIC!!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Cough...cough...Jack Sparrow...cough...Phantom...cough...Edward)
If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitll raed tihs. Cpoy tihs itno yuor porfile if you can raed tihs!
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If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.If you know for a fact that someone has copied and pasted something from your profile into their profile, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object (say another person? YES it's happened!!), even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.
Funny Quotes! Just Because I'm Bored!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I can resist everything except temptation.
People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.
No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
Publication is a self-invasion of privacy.
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it.
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
Friendship is Love without his wings.
It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.
People keep asking me, 'What evil lurks in you to play such bad characters? There is no evil in me, I just wear tight underwear.
Acting is like a sexual disease. You get it and you can't get rid of it.
An actor's success has the life expectancy of a small boy about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
I want you to put more life into your dying.
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
Acting is half shame, half glory. Shame at exhibiting yourself, glory when you can forget yourself.
What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death?
I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.
I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
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