Simmering-Tofu
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Joined 03-23-08, id: 1532211, Profile Updated: 01-17-13
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Code Geass, Vampire Knight, and Card Captor Sakura.

Many thousands of years ago I was a blood lusting vampire, thirsty for blood. On my 11th birthday, I needed to wear braces. The braces eventually pulled my incisors in, so I was disowned as a vampire and now I'm a human XD

I live in New Zealand.. Yeah a nice quiet country with heaps of sheep. -_-

If you would like to address me, Simmering-tofu is fine, if you would like to be more personal; Tofu. Stalkers are free to stalk me.


Favourite things:

Hobbies: Fanfiction, piano playing, drawing, anime, reading. (Do I already sound like a nerd?)

Food: either really nice, light, bland food, or spicy food. :)

Loves: (A.K.A) Heh, too many to name... Let's just say I'm attracted to the Byronic type. Evil genius anyone?


AUs are awesome. I don't mind OCs as long as it is not centered around them. Excluding the exception of humour I hate yaoi. Yuri is even worse. Bleh. My heart always break when a super awesome story goes down the drain by going too slowly, OOCs, skipping too fast and worst of all TEXT LANGUAGE.

DEATH TO TEXT LANGUAGE!
Text language is a disgrace to English literature and should not be tolerated anywhere outside your mobile phone. I hate it, if you can't be bothered writing out in full, then don't write at all.

Romance and humor are my favourite genres. Though I thoroughly enjoy crack fanfictions, I prefer a story with a good solid storyline.

To flame-throwers, you are welcome to write flames as long as it about my story and will change it for the better. No, I do not appreciate reviews such as " u smel lyk a pu." or " F U"



Currently working on:

Kind to be Cruel: In an AU CCS world. Based originally off a Japanese cellphone novel I had been writing. I wrote half of it in Japanese and decided to do the translating taboo of writing it all out in English before I translate it all back into Japanese. (Since it seemed to be missing my usual writing style... might be the fact that I was writing it in Japanese. But we'll see how this turns out). This is good news for people because this means I've thought up the whole story before I've started writing the first English chapter. So that would be mean once I start, it'll be regular updates and if there aren't it means I'm too busy to write it out instead of being stuck and having a writer's block.

This story was made because of how quite a lot of male stars (in Asia) are extremely feminine... I can see the caked on make and lip gloss. I can sort of pretend I don't see that but when they wear tiaras or nail art... (Ahem, Hong Ki!) While it's a free world and people can do what they want, I don't like it.

Ablaze:As of now this story is following Naruto canon. I had so many MinaKushi feels I had to let it all out. For this story I write really really long chapters. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing yet. Hur hur. I'm trying to write a narrative style instead of my disjointed (funny) style. And I think the overall tone and issues dealt with in the story are much more serious than other stories I've written so far. Although it won't be a complete lolocaust, if anyone appreciates play on words or very discreet rhymes, I will guarantee you will be smiling while reading this story.


The way to read my works is to either read it in a really sarcastic tone and don't believe anything I write, or take it dead serious and accept the unbelievable. Which ever way works for you.

If, when I make mistakes in my fanfiction, please correct me by reviewing! Suggestions are always welcome. Cheers.

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Liar Liar by Minute-Maid511 reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his pastime. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,855 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Old Souls by JFalcon reviews
The Sequel to New Blood; Four years have passed since Sound conquered the five Great Nations and sent the ninja of Konoha into hiding. Now it's time to return to retake their home and their world, but can they really trust their allies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 400,084 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
True Strength by Guybrush007 reviews
Naruto's journey through life after his battle at the Valley of the End shows him just what it means to be truly strong in a world of shinobi, conspiracy, and good and evil. NaruxHina, other pairings, much battle and enough fluff to please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,067 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Titian's Revenge by Persephonae reviews
Kushina stumbled into Konoha a refugee from a war-torn Whirlpool. Even the smart-mouthed kunoichi could have never predicted the legacy she would leave to the village that gave her a second chance. Slow developing MinaKush. PRE-CH 498.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 242,492 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blue Bloods by IrisEclipsed reviews
Tenten thinks he's an ass; Neji thinks she's dirt. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple that can't stand each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,521 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Vermillion by kitsune13 reviews
before the 3rd Shinobi War, before he was Konoha's 4th Hokage, Yondaime Namikaze Minato first had to face his nightmare. It started with a fox.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,915 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Hit the Right Notes by LightBender reviews
Music was the only thing that made sense and the thing that brought them together. With everyone fighting it, will their song end? AU, SasuHina,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,669 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Apple C by princess-j3ss reviews
The PC are super excited to start High School they just KNOW they are going to be alphas. The thing standing in their way, another Clique. Piece of cake, right? Wrong! How do you overthrow a Clique when they are exactly like you? COMPLETED BABY!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,640 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Dreams of Ice by What-if-it-was reviews
Just another story of Shiro-chan and how he became the lovable captain we know today. Follow Hitsugaya as he discovers his power and begins his journey into the world of the shinigami. I don't own bleach. Revised begining. 27th Chapter up! ON HIATUS!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,681 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto
Usurped by moongoat reviews
Twisty-angsty Alice In Wonderland themed drabble. Cards and chess and computers, oh my! MikamixLight/LightxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Misa A. - Complete
The Konoha Love Story by mademoiselle anna reviews
Once upon a time... the village fell in love with a lie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,390 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Fortuneteller by Goldberry reviews
The things you've lost will eventually come back to you: past, present, and future. AU NejiTen, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,248 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Soldier and the Gypsy by Shadeehue reviews
A mysterious girl runs away and joins a gypsy troupe. But has allowing her to travel with them given them more trouble than they bargained for? Things are not always what they seem...AU with Nejiten and possibly other pairings. New chapter finally P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Two Halves :: Story One by J R LeDoux reviews
Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,237 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hierarchy by Queen of Juiceboxes reviews
At a masquerade ball held for the company she works for, Rukia meets her prince charming, who she soon discovers is her boss from hell. When she begins to learn more about him, she quickly falls for the orange haired jerk. IchiRuki. COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,563 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Alley Oop! A SasuSaku by High Rhulain reviews
Sakura Haruno is the daughter of a deceased famous basketball player. To fulfill her father's dream, she dons wig and glasses and enters the allboys part time residential Firestone Academy! But she's not the only one keeping secrets... SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,752 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death and the Nonbeliever by IrisEclipsed reviews
[AU] Neji's life is getting complicated: School is becoming chaotic, Death is on his case, and he might just be falling for his best friend. [Neji x Tenten] [Minor pairings: SasuSaku, InoShikaTem, NaruHina] [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,628 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Question by sharingank reviews
In which Hinata has her period, and takes it out on Neji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Broken Pieces by Linay reviews
COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,498 - Reviews: 4466 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
White Drug by twitch and spaz reviews
OneShot. A misunderstanding, a mistake...that's all it was. But now, she was gone and all that was left is a ripped wedding veil on the ground. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Mustard by sharingank reviews
Her brothers' hair is softer than hers, and Temari isn't about to take that sitting down. Rated M for language and dirty humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Crossing the Acheron by Goldberry reviews
Some rivers are just too wide to cross. Or are they? [NejiTen][Part 1 of 'The River Trilogy']
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,016 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 777 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Kind To Be Cruel reviews
Poor Syaoran has a lot on his plate; he's gender-confused, jealous of his creepy relative and is on the losing side of a bet made with his mom. When an extremely paranoid Syaoran meets Sakura, he should have walked away and left her alone. SxS
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Syaoran L., Sakura K.
Ablaze reviews
Danzou wants to be Hokage and is determined to either get rid of the Third's potential successor or create the greatest living weapon ever. Minato is made to choose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U.
6 Inches Too Short reviews
Arguing with a model, C.C hurls pizza and hits Lelouch's spring collection! With no money to pay, C.C is thrown into a nightmarish slave life to pay off the cost of the damage. -COMPLETE!-
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,764 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Pockster reviews
A collection of oneshots centering around Shiki and Rima. Think of this as the sugar-rush of the day.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
Requiem reviews
A body is found inside a piano. When Hinata sees a letter that says she’s next, she must find the killer before it’s too late. Luckily, she has a klutzy detective to help her out! Love-deception-piano-death. Naruhina. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Rainy Day Pervert reviews
"Ne, don't you hate rain? On humid and rainy days perverts come out." I nodded demurely. She was right, rainy days did bring out perverts. How did I know? I'm a pervert myself... HinataxNaruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Swindler And The Aristocrat reviews
Sakura: a swindler who is infamous for conning rich males belongs to a notorious gang who fights for freedom. Sasuke: the head of the police force, renowned for his aristocratic playboy ways. Two different situations, two different relationships. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Butterfly Effect reviews
Ideally, history is how we want to remember our past. However, in reality; history is the choices we make. A slight change could alter the whole outcome of your future. Neji decides to go back in time for one thing, to protect Tenten's smile. NejTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Post its reviews
On Valentines Day, Hinata confesses to her crush, Naruto, in her very own unique way. Trouble is, the whole town finds out about her feelings before Naruto even notices the confession! Happy Valentines Day! NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A present for you! reviews
Nejten- With trouble decorating Christmas trees and planning how to murder males who gave presents to Tenten, Neji has a lot on his mind. He just can’t figure out what to give to Tenten. Neji seeks help from our favorite Konoha boy. Merry Xmas!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Missing: Keitai reviews
Hinata loses her cellphone in the library and finds it when an anonymous person calls... You can fall in love without knowing the identity and the looks of a person. Oneshot. AU NxH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Operation Hinata Proposal reviews
naruxhina Oneshot. So what if fate foils all his plans? Proposing to the girl you love, how hard can it be? Nothing can stop Naruto, the number one ramen lover!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete