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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Ouran High School Host Club.
HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!
I'm Danni Auttumns (Not my real name, I won't tell my real name or age unless you are my friend).
I love Yaoi, am tolerant of Yuri, but hate het... which is weird because I'm straight... oh well, I'll worry about that later.
I love anime and manga, and if anybody knows a good Yaoi manga/anime please for the love of Semegamis and Ukegamis tell me and if possible give me a link to it!
I love the color black! And Red! And Blue... I suppose that's 3 colors isn't it? ;)
I enjoy being random! And love my shiny things!
I have 2 cats (Haku and Smoochie), and a cactus (Orbitz) and they all love me very much!
I have friends on fanfiction! So read their stuff because its awesome! ... I suppose I should tell you who they are. Okay, my friends are Karlints (Who is my crack buddie, I swear I think we could do great crack stories together), leshamarieinuyasha (Who has made me into an OC into a couple of her fanfictions! And is like... one of my best friends), penguin070594 (Who is like... awesome! If I knew another way to describe him I would... but I don't think he would like me calling him anything I can think of ;), Kaline Reine (Who is an awesome writer! Go read it now!), FragilePuzzle (who's work is the best Death Note stuff I have probably ever read), HarryPotter'sgirl17 (Who is my awesomest cousin ever!) Ruyu-san (Who is a great writer and also an admin on the site I will give you if you read on), ilovemychocolatemello (My Nee-chan, who is also into yaoi thanks to me! she writes well, but I still edit them), Fading from View (who is awesome! We RP on the site I mentioned before... which the link I'm going to give you after I finish with my friends list), Cat Streaked By Rain (Who is also on the site I will give you in a moment), Crazy4Moony (Who's works rocks my socks off!), -Panda-pens- (Who writes one of my favorite stories ever! I just have to convince her to update), Raven1050 (Who writes another on of my favorite fanfictions), RockerGirl0709 (Who is awesome, and Lesha's Tsuin-chan! twin and writes awesomely too!), and If I forgot you please tell me, I'm horrible with names.
As promised I will give you the link to the site I'm talking about. It's called Meiwangetsu and it's a yaoi forum! All the time I don't spend here I'm usually there, Join if you like yaoi and you will find friends! And awesome poetry, stories, chats, and art!
This blue crayon tastes like blueberries...so your saying if I eat this yellow crayon... -Edd, Ed, Edd and Eddy
Don't hit your kids seriously they have guns now- Bumper sticker!
That was a cool speech and all, but if lose anymore blood you are going to die- Naruto, Kakashi
Let go of things. if you do you will know whats worth holding on to- Wisdom of Frogs book- Quoted somebody
I'll stay half demon a little while longer just for you- Inuyasha, Inuyasha the movie (Don't remember which movie though)
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.- Frieda Norris
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football.- Anonymous
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to ski through a revolving door.- ME!
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to count to infinity.- ME Again!
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to slam into a revolving door.- And lastly... ME!
Once I had a handle on life; then it broke- Anonymous
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.- Mark Twain
Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.- This was on a fanfiction I found on someones profile... but I don't remember who, or from which fanfiction it was. ;
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.- Annoymus
I have no preference. I hate everyone equally. -Avatar, Zuko
Your halo's falling down.- (Somewhere in fanfiction again, I'm sorry), Naruto to Neji
Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.- Pyromaniac by FastForward, Hatake Kakashi
To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women. -Miroku, InuYasha
I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die. -Isaac Asimov
Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha
I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep. -Talleyrand
Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard C.Cushing
He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. - Unknown
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones. - Charles F. Kettering
"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." - Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain. - Unknown
Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain. - Unknown
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln
You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. - David Klass
The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others. - Unknown
If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them. - I remember hearing this somewhere
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. - George S. Patton
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. - Mark Twain
You are unique just like everybody else - (Don't remember again)
They say that guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people.- I say this all the time... but I quoted someone... so I guess I wasn't first.
There are few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.- It should have been Deidara from Naruto... but It isn't and I don't know who's it is...
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away - I say this all the time, but don't know who said it first.
If is not enough to succeed; others must fail. - Abraham Lincoln I think
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.- I love saying this... but I don't know who said it first ;
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up- My mom says this all the time, but I don't think she was the first person to say it either...
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...- Don't know again... I suck at this game... damn I lost the game.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me- I say this all the time, but I wasn't the first apparently.
Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed.- Don't know
You know what! Earth sucks. I'm going home!-... I don't know
Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!- I say this a lot, but I know I wasn't the first.
As I said before, I never repeat myself- I said this once, but I wasn't the first again.
I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I would take over- That's me, but I didn't say it first again.
I don't just hear the voices in my head, I gave them names!- TNT666 (fanfiction author who PMed me... I think they changed their name to experement13 though ;)
I'm not short! I'm just the perfect size to hit you in the nuts!- TNT666 (see above)
If anybody has other quotes you think I should put on my page PM ME!! I enjoy quotes!
Copy and Paste
If you have a crush on an anime character copy and paste this onto your profile (I like Kakashi, Kiba, Sasuke, Naruto, Itachi, Deideria, Sasori, Shino, Shikamaru, Kabuto, and Gaara from Naruto and I like Inuasha, Seeshommeru and Meroku from Inuyasha, Zack from Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core, and others I cannot think of right now.)
If you are Gaara fanatic, copy this into your profile. (Lots of favs the one im writing is the best and it will finish eventually)
If you have your own little world copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, KitsuneTenchi127, LURVEuALL
95 percent of the world's population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said "Stop breathing." is cool. If you are one of the five percent who would be laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile. (cough...freaks...cough)
If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into you profile.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because who has time for drugs when you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just tell Gaara the reason you couldn't show him the meaning of true love because you were getting high he'll understand GAARA: MY ANTI -DRUG. if you agree copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you are aware so many people these days pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.
If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. (poor anorexic children) (Orochimaru does he eat breakfast he defenetly wears the makeup like Konkuro.)
Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile. (Anime characters count)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (What do you think your doing now?)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Orange, Zebra, Pineapple 7 If you are really random put this on your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Cows are peple too!! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I will seriously kick your ass if you ever call anything or anybody any slang for homosexual! I'm not even going to say them here because they are disgraceful and rude!)
If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that you are awesome, put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.
If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto onto your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you noticed that who ever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile. (Jack, Will, her father, Norrington, ect...)
If you fear the men in white with the sleepy shots, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you can not wait to find out how NARUTO ends, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you've ever run up an down escalator, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends are weird, but you are weirder, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you agree with me copy and paste this onto your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
98 of American teenagers would have a heart attack if someone called them a freak, if you are one of the 2 that would ask 'What was your first clue?' copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head off of a table for no reason copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever walked in to a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy and paste this to your profile.
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real copy and paste this to your profile.
If you look at the back of Sasuke's head and think it looks like a duck's butt copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever wondered what you would be like in another dimension copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of those people that have no friends and people hate you for no particular reason copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're dead copy and paste this to your profile.
All the good guys are gay, taken, or anime. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever thrown at your t.v. when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever screamed/yelled at your t.v. when you saw a character you despised copy and paste this to your profile.
If you here voices in your head copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!)
You know when you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have an e-mail address or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is Randomly, Scream Do you know what time it is, it's time for a Sexy Party!
This is all I have for a profile...
I'm probably going to update my stories soon I swear! I just have writers block...
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