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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
I Want to be DORA! by SakuraAddiction13 reviews
Bella is alone and decides to go see Emmett. She finds him, the TV, and DORA. What is gonna happen? It's retarded, but i wrote it in literally less than five minutes! Flame's will be used to make Marshmallows :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 16022 - Favs: 7,244 - Follows: 3,313 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuff Happens by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: All human. When six college students from rival Chicago boarding schools accidentally find themselves sharing a run-down condo for a semester, stuff happens. AxJ, EmxR, ExB... eventually...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
In The Arms Of An Angel by marie0912 reviews
Won 4th place The Sandbox’s "Anything goes under the mistletoe" Contest - "I can’t leave yet," he confessed to her. "I’m not ready to let you go." An icy road can change everything. Lemon and rated M for that reason. Warning: keep tissues handy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hi, I'm Mr Right, I heard you were looking for me? by CMN-marie reviews
A girl leaves for college. New experiences, and new friends. What's to come of her and this amazing guy? And what's to happens when she realizes how hard she's falling? And why can't she stop humilliating herself in front of him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,749 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Oh Snap! by vaughnrock reviews
What happens when horny Edward is in a parking lot with bella and can’t wait anymore? Read and see, it’s so worth your time :D Crack Fic, Major OOC :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8240 - Favs: 5,951 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 194 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Camp Pembina by AlyssaLutz reviews
Bella is a camp counselor along with, Alice and Rose.Bella has been beat, bullied, and violated. During her third summer at Camp Pembina she meets Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella trust again? Nominated for Denali Coven Award. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
I Never Should Have Left by FANpire1120 reviews
What if Edward had saved Bella after her infamous cliff-diving endeavor, instead of Jacob? Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella’s Undisastrous 18th Birthday by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
A different version of the Bella's disastrous 18th birthday that lead to her and Edward's painful seperation... What would happen if Alice had foreseen Bella's papercut and its consequences just in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Graveyards and Letters by runaway xo reviews
Strolling the streets of Chicago, Edward requests to take Bella somewhere special. Her original temptation is altered as he pulls her into the local cemetery. Post-Eclipse. Two-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
She Had Finally Grasped the Fact by xo-annaelizabeth-xo reviews
Was a creative writing assignment. A type of alternate ending to Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows. Not really Ginnys POV third person but centered around Ginny.... who is in a hospital! -gasp- not as corny as it sounds... at least i don't think it is..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8406 - Favs: 7,592 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Eclipse Compromise by My-Bella reviews
Edward's version of Chapter 20 from Eclipse. What were his true plans for that night? How did he really feel about Bella's reluctance over his marriage proposal? Just what was he feeling when she finally let him slip that ring onto her finger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Does Charlie Know? by twilight0909 reviews
A small humourous play off of the novel Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer. Charlie over hears a conversation between Bella and Edward. What has he heard? And why does Edward find it so entertaining?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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