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Joined 03-23-08, id: 1532376, Profile Updated: 10-09-09

Some things about myself:

My favorite color(s)- green, yellow, blue and pink

My love affair- Emmett Cullen

My new love affair- Marianas Trench and the New Cities. Support the home front and what not

My current favorite song- Lover Dearest- Marianas Trench (super depressing but OMC sooooo goooood)

My dream guy- Used to be Edward now it is Emmett. He is just so funny and cute and large and cuddley

Favorite books- Twilight series, The Circle Trilogy, Max Ride series, Harry Potter series, Dawn Rochelle Series, Truth About Forever, This Lullaby. I have a ton of favs but these are more current. Dawn Rochelle and Harry Potter not current but are important to my book collection.

My on fanfic and off fanfic best friend- The one and only ANNA/xo-annaelizabeth-ox! She's my Twilight rock, she makes me look less obsessed. Love ya Anna!

Okay so I live in Canada. No I don't know the person who you're thinking of. That's just like me asking you if you know George Bush. And If you do, I pity you, I really do. I don't live in an Igloo, and I don't get places by dog sled. I live in a house, I have a dog, but my mom drives me everywhere. Yes it's cold in the winter, but what winter isn't? Yes we get snow storms, but they aren't bad. Okay my aunt who used to live in New York got more snow there than we got here. That's right. She got over 10ft. We had about...3. The summer is really hot, and really buggy! And not cold, not in the slightest. I do speak french, but not all Canadians do, and some people who can, their french is very slim. I give you the other classes at my school. They are just learning their colors. Okay so that's it. I hope I have cleared up some stereotypical thoughts.


Now I shall express my view on this whole Edward and Jacob situation. Now please don't hate me after this:

Edward: I was never mad at him when he left. I am a die hard Edward fan!! I am glad that he didn't back off with Jacob and was always there for her when Jacob would pull a stupid stunt. Edward should not be blamed!

Jacob: I used to love Jacob, but then when Edward came back, Jacob thought he had a chance (which clearly he didn't). So then he made stupid moves and got all smug. I think Jacob needs to learn that Bella cannot live without Edward, and that he has NO chance!! So now I hate Jacob and I wouldn't care if Victoria, James, and Laurent came back from the dead and teamed up with the Volturi to kill him. I know it's a little harsh but I think he deserves it.

Sorry if that offends you but I that is just my opinion!


Now for your somewhat amusement, some of my favorite Twilight or Twilight related quotes:

Edward Cullen: "Bella, it is not my fault if you are extremely unobservant." -Twilight, I love that quote, I am a sucker for sarcasm, considering I can't make one comment without it.

Alice Cullen: "I think she's having hysterics, maybe you should slap her!" - New Moon, That is hands down the best quote in the whole series. I laughed for who knows how long. The only thing that was running through my head was Only Alice.

Alice Cullen: "Edward! If you're where I think you are...So help me god!" - The Wedding it's a fanfic! I love that quote! I mean how do you people come up with this stuff? I love it!!

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Practically Married by AllIsButToys reviews
Their relationship was convenient, practical even. Could it ever become something more? A complete revision of the 'Marriage Law'. Rating is probably over cautious. Re-edited, formerly known as 'Conveniently Married'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 45,028 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
I Want to be DORA! by SakuraAddiction13 reviews
Bella is alone and decides to go see Emmett. She finds him, the TV, and DORA. What is gonna happen? It's retarded, but i wrote it in literally less than five minutes! Flame's will be used to make Marshmallows :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15833 - Favs: 7,045 - Follows: 3,239 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuff Happens by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: All human. When six college students from rival Chicago boarding schools accidentally find themselves sharing a run-down condo for a semester, stuff happens. AxJ, EmxR, ExB... eventually...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5870 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
In The Arms Of An Angel by marie0912 reviews
Won 4th place The Sandbox’s "Anything goes under the mistletoe" Contest - "I can’t leave yet," he confessed to her. "I’m not ready to let you go." An icy road can change everything. Lemon and rated M for that reason. Warning: keep tissues handy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hi, I'm Mr Right, I heard you were looking for me? by CMN-marie reviews
A girl leaves for college. New experiences, and new friends. What's to come of her and this amazing guy? And what's to happens when she realizes how hard she's falling? And why can't she stop humilliating herself in front of him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,749 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Oh Snap! by vaughnrock reviews
What happens when horny Edward is in a parking lot with bella and can’t wait anymore? Read and see, it’s so worth your time :D Crack Fic, Major OOC :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8211 - Favs: 5,876 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Camp Pembina by AlyssaLutz reviews
Bella is a camp counselor along with, Alice and Rose.Bella has been beat, bullied, and violated. During her third summer at Camp Pembina she meets Edward Cullen. Can he help Bella trust again? Nominated for Denali Coven Award. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,329 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
I Never Should Have Left by FANpire1120 reviews
What if Edward had saved Bella after her infamous cliff-diving endeavor, instead of Jacob? Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella’s Undisastrous 18th Birthday by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
A different version of the Bella's disastrous 18th birthday that lead to her and Edward's painful seperation... What would happen if Alice had foreseen Bella's papercut and its consequences just in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Graveyards and Letters by runaway xo reviews
Strolling the streets of Chicago, Edward requests to take Bella somewhere special. Her original temptation is altered as he pulls her into the local cemetery. Post-Eclipse. Two-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
She Had Finally Grasped the Fact by xo-annaelizabeth-xo reviews
Was a creative writing assignment. A type of alternate ending to Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows. Not really Ginnys POV third person but centered around Ginny.... who is in a hospital! -gasp- not as corny as it sounds... at least i don't think it is..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2237 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Eclipse Compromise by My-Bella reviews
Edward's version of Chapter 20 from Eclipse. What were his true plans for that night? How did he really feel about Bella's reluctance over his marriage proposal? Just what was he feeling when she finally let him slip that ring onto her finger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Does Charlie Know? by twilight0909 reviews
A small humourous play off of the novel Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer. Charlie over hears a conversation between Bella and Edward. What has he heard? And why does Edward find it so entertaining?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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