Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.
Status:Alive.I think.Maybe.Let me check my pulse...Nope I'm definantly not dead
Hair: Goldy/ Dark Brown depending on the season.
Eyes:They change depending on my mood and what I'm wearing...
My hobbies:Singing,Dancing,Writing,Reading,Playing around on my computer,Hanging out in bookstores and libraries with my writer friends...
My E-Mail: email@example.com and firstname.lastname@example.org (this is how to send me stories to edit)
My name is Emily. I'm singer and writer and I am currently in college to pursue a degree in social work(meaning its going to take awhile to update as I go) I really enjoy coming up with new ideas for my stories and seeing what others think of them(also if somebody else has an idea for a story but they don't know how to put it into action feel free to p.m. me and I'll see what i can do to make your idea come to life. I'm really good about working with people). A lot of my stories have never been put up because for a really long time I stopped writing fanfiction. Actually I was working on three books. My stories here haven't been finished and I regret that and my writing style has changed so much I may have to go back and completely rewrite them. If you want to know more about me you can leave me a message in my inbox.
I am who I am.Your approval...isn't needed.
Don't take life seriously,nobody gets out alive anyways.
What can I say I'm just different.,
Sometimes you need to forget what you want & remember what u deserve.
It's not up to me anymore
If you want me in your life...You'll find a way to put me there.
Don't let your dreams die at the hands of a night mare.
Please keep talking bad about me.Because I bet none of it is half as bad as the things I say about you!!
Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfeast?!
Smile it makes people wonder what you've been up to!
Not cool like you.Cool like me!,
"Holy Drama Llama!"
"War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left."
WAR STORY SERIES: I got a request on Commanded to make Tenten pregnant. I'll put up a poll.
Other Stories: I'll write as I can...college is gonna keep me busy though.
New story Ideas:
Everyday Average Girls
We rock with ripped jeans and huge sunglasses that go along with our screw you attitudes and party hard personalities.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Think of what you're doing to children or babies if you gt an abortion, how can a mother do this...
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Stupid Racist People...
Cinderella walked on broken glass.
What Sasuke's name really means :)
What Neji's name really means :)
What Naruto's name really means :)
What Shikamaru's name really means :)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Will confront you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS:Will try to comfort you when you cry
Best Friends:Have the shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry!
You Know You're a Naruto Addict When...
You eat Ramen all day every day.
You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese.
You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.
You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.
You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.
You cover half of your face with a mask.
You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.
You try to walk up trees using your feet only.
You draw whiskers on your face.
You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site.
You draw black circles around your eyes.
You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.
You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.
You run with your arms behind you.
You have read and written Naruto fan fiction.
...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video .
You decide to call your morals your "ninja way".
You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"
You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.
You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.
You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee.
You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese.
You address your tests as the Chunin Exams.
You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back.
You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage”
Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat
Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.
...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.
You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.
You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.
You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"
You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"
You have to put on a headband before a major competition.
...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.
You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu
You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).
You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.
You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon".
You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.
Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.
You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member.
You try to make pairings between characters.
You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'.
You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.
You carry puppets with you.
You call your group of friends a "three man cell".
"Art is a Bang"
Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.
The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.
You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.
You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM.
You spy on girls and call it research.
You try to summon a frog in biology class.
...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage".
You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.
You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
You have a pet pig named Tonton.
You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.
You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese.
You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission.
You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”
You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
You start making hand signs.
...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"
You try to sign a contract with blood.
You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"
You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)"
You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay
You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal
You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld
You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim
You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left
You think Byakugan looks a little painfull
You even write in Adult Fanfiction
You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden
You make up your own little Naruto world in your head
You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto
Girls Don't realize these things
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things
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