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Joined 03-23-08, id: 1532540, Profile Updated: 11-27-08
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Ay! im new. I really don't have much to say. I'm kinda well crazy.

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who understands my humor. I say some confusing things on occasion.

I loved the Twilight movie and ALL the books. So don't expect me to bash them.

Also I think Twilight would be so much better with Cuss words. fuck yes!

I'm odd, whateva.

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Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 5,854 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4445 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11729 - Favs: 8,735 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Year in Heaven's Hell by hellopants reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
My mistakes were made for you by Miss Baby reviews
Bella and Edward shared a passionate romance during spring break in Florida. Five years later Bella is a single mom living in New York. What happened? Will Bella and Edward ever find their way back to each other again? All human, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,343 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5278 - Favs: 4,857 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Self Tanner by Insanity's Partner reviews
I pivoted in the mirror, staring at my naked, orange body. Maybe this wasn't such a great idea, after all. [Edward ponders the effects of Self Tanner on a vampire.] [Oneshot]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5157 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Two Beds And A Coffee Machine by kirstie23 reviews
Bella leaves behind an abusive relationship and starts again in Forks. When a hot young doctor comes knocking on her door romance is bound to occur but something dark is waiting to pounce. AU ALL HUMAN. M for adult content and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Brand New Day reviews
Bella has had a crush on Edward for four years, and has been watching from afar. But now she is determined to change that and at least get a date by the end of the school year with a little help from Alice. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008