Jamie August
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Joined 08-05-00, id: 15329
Author has written 17 stories for StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, StarTrek: The Next Generation, X-Files, Rocky Horror, StarTrek: Voyager, X-Men: Evolution, and Shakespeare.
I write, therefore I am. And I ain't going away! LOL

I was born August 13, 1981 if anyone wants to say "hi" on my birthday. Other than that, I'm a punk who sneers at all the new "punk" bands being churned out of the music machine. Ramones, the Clash, Sex Pistols, and Rancid are where it's at, babe.

I'm a sci-fi punk geek. Live it, love it, deal with it.

"Captain, not in front of the Klingons." - Spock to Kirk in 'Star Trek 5'

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Hamlet For Morons reviews
It's Hamlet like Shakespeare never imagined! I'm sure to be struck down by a lightningbolt. FINALLY UPDATED! The actors are here and the play's the thing! Be very afraid. . .
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004
Who Wants to Rule the Alpha Quadrant? reviews
The battle for the Alpha Quadrant rages on - in the form of a game show! See our fave Cardassians answer stupid questions! See the Nagus insult the host! Wacky fun all around.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2004
Switched! reviews
The X-Men run into a mutant with the power to make them switch bodies! Mayhem ensues, especially when the Brotherhood gets involved! HEY! The whole thing is finished now! YAY!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,939 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2002 - Published: 12/22/2001
In All The Wrong Places reviews
I wrote this in honor of Valentine's Day - Skinner sets Doggett up on the blind date from H-E-double hockey-sticks! What more needs to be said?!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/13/2002
Fair Play reviews
Harry whines to the captain about still being an ensign, and when she refuses to promote him, he takes revenge! What he doesn't count on is the captain sinking to his level in return . . .
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2001
Twas The Night Before Christmas reviews
"Twas the Night Before Christmas" Brotherhood style. Maybe a little early for Christmas, but maybe not!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2001
Match Game DS9 reviews
Quark. Dukat. Drunken Damar. Federation baddies. Stupid game shows. Spontaneously combusting Weyoun clones! Raging insults! And a partridge in a pear tree.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2001
A Day At The Mall reviews
The Brotherhood. The mall. Bath & Body Works. Victoria's Secret. Lance and Kitty trapped in an elevator. Cash register throwing. Bubble-bath fights. Mayhem and destruction. And the theft of chili-dogs!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2001
See Zlurb Run reviews
The Smoking Man writes a children's story! Oh, dear. Be afraid, be *very* afraid!
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2001
When Mediocre First Officers Go Bad! reviews
What the heck is wrong with Chakotay? He's acting, well...goofy! A parody, obviously.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2001
Return of the Boredom reviews
The crew has to rescue colonists from the most boring planet in the universe! Not even a wrong turn, Wesley Crusher, Loonius brain fever, or the sadism of the author can stop them! please r/r
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2001
The Conversation reviews
Mulder breaks into Doggett's house in the middle of the night and they have an. . .*interesting* conversation. This one is both Mulder- and Doggett-freak friendly. Yep, I think I pulled that off pretty well.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2/10/2001
Time Warped: The Next Generation Picture Show reviews
Rocky Horror/Star Trek: TNG crossover. RHPS characters end up on the Enterprise; Frank chases a beefy crewmember; characters make fun of the Author of the story; and the Author ends up trapped in the story and doting on Riff Raff.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2001
Howling at the Moon reviews
Another LGM story. Byers eats a pizza with psychedelic 'shrooms on it and flips out. See him attack Scully with a plunger! See green Jello in the bathtub!
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2000
Where No Hacker Has Gone Before reviews
X-Files meets Star Trek: The Next Generation. The Lone Gunmen somehow end up on the Enterprise, where they proceed to drive Picard nuts.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/1/2000
To Seek Out New Forms Of Entertainment reviews
The crew of the Enterprise is really, really bored. So was I. People do strange things when they're bored.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/24/2000
Dominion Feud reviews
A 'Family Feud' spoof with members of the Dominion and DS9 as contestants. Probably could've gotten away with a 'G' rating, but didn't want to risk it.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2000