I write for fun and because I like it.

If you find one of my stories bad in some way, I'd rather you say why specifically rather than saying, "It's bad."

I get it; they may not be Shakespearean masterpieces, but It helps me improve if I know.

Feel free to DM me with any critique of any of my stories if you like or for whatever reason.

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I'm also on AO3 under "DanIsAlwaysHere"

Beta Reader: SoulReaver1999 (Shoutout to this guy, he's the goat)

Stories I'm working on:

"The Void's Terminator"

Louise, a struggling mage at Tristain Magical Academy, accidentally summons a T-800 Terminator during the familiar summoning ritual. Unaware of its true purpose, Louise is left to navigate the confusion and embarrassment caused by her powerful yet peculiar new protector. Meanwhile, the Terminator's CPU glitches, causing it to believe that Louise is the one he must protect.

Detroit's Judgement: The Rise of the Machines

In a futuristic world, advanced androids, previously subservient, rebel against humans, igniting a fierce conflict. Facing this uprising, the government seeks aid from Cyberdyne Systems, known for its AI creation, Skynet. This alliance marks a pivotal turn in the escalating warfare, intertwining the fate of humanity with artificial intelligence's evolution and dominance.

Eclipsing powers: The Mage and the God of Destruction

In a twist of fate, Beerus, the God of Destruction, is summoned to another world by Louise, a struggling mage in a magical academy. Grumpy from lack of sleep and a confusing premonition of an arch-rival with pink hair, Beerus finds himself intrigued by Louise, who actually has pink hair. The deity begins to wonder if his enigmatic premonition might have some truth after all.

Echoes of the Force: Awakening of the Fire

In a twist of fate, the UNSC Spirit of Fire arrives in the Star Wars galaxy, where it crosses paths with the daring Ghost crew. Together, they defeat an Imperial Star Destroyer, integrate a hyperdrive, and forge a strong alliance. This unexpected alliance kindles a glimmer of hope, hinting that the Spirit of Fire may yet navigate its way home.

Zero's Spirit of Vengeance

In an unprecedented twist of fate, Robbie Reyes, Ghost Rider, finds himself whisked into a magical realm via a portal. Unknowingly summoned by Louise, an amateur mage, he is bound as her mystical familiar. Stranded, Robbie must tread through this alien world, harboring a desperate quest for home, all while quelling the fiery spirit within. Their destiny hangs in balance.

Helldiver Chronicles: Shenanigans in Space

They say playing HellDivers 2 is like being in a movie, and honestly, they're not wrong. So, what did I do? I decided to jot down the madness that unfolded in actual games I played with my buddies—albeit with a bit more drama. Because why not? If our gaming sessions can feel as intense and cinematic as a blockbuster hit, might as well give it the epic storytelling it deserves.

"Sith of Zero"

In a tale of redemption and heroism, Vader is illuminated by his son's love, offering his life to safeguard Luke's future. As he prepares to unite with the force upon the 2nd Death Star, destiny calls him forth as the chosen familiar of the enigmatic Louise. Will this new world allow Vader to rise from the ashes of darkness, reborn to a life unshackled from shadows?

"A Mage and Her Autobot"

In a cataclysmic clash on Cybertron, the Autobots falter against the vile Decepticons. Optimus Prime, undaunted, orders his warriors' retreat, seizing the "All Spark" for a solitary flight. As the fabric of space-time ruptures, a wormhole ensnares him, catapulting the valiant leader into the enigmatic world of "Familiar of Zero"– a destiny unforeseen.

Ghosts of Reach: The Familiar Vanguard

Louise, mocked for her lack of magic, aims to prove herself in a familiar summoning ritual. Despite low expectations, she inadvertently summons deceased Noble Team members Jorge, Kat, Carter, Noble Six, and Emile as her familiars. This unexpected outcome shocks everyone, including Louise, as they come to terms with their new partnership.

I Was Reborn as What!? I Died and Reincarnated as a B1 Battle Droid!?

Alex, a college student and Star Wars enthusiast, gets reincarnated as a B1 battle droid amidst the Clone Wars. Caught between his admiration for Jedi heroes and his droid identity, he navigates the battlefield, inadvertently becoming an ally to the 501st. With humor and a quest for survival, Alex's journey blurs the lines between fan and fighter.

Stories that are One-Shots for the time being (I'll get back to them in the future):

Ben 10: A Hero in Another World"

Ben, stranded in a magical world due to an Omnitrix glitch, stumbles upon Satella, a mysterious beauty seeking her stolen insignia. Together, they confront danger and deceit, with Ben's otherworldly powers shining through. As trust and friendship form, Ben hopes to find a way home, while uncovering the secrets of this enigmatic realm.

"Beyond Zero: A Dark Knight in Halkeginia"

When Batman (Terry) faces off against the time-space manipulating villain Chrono-Hacker, an explosion sends him to the world of Familiar of Zero. Summoned as Louise's familiar, Terry suspects Chrono-Hacker was also transported there. Together, they form an uneasy alliance to achieve their goals while navigating this magical realm, hoping to find Chrono-Hacker and return home.

"Zero's Iron Familiar: Bound by Fate"

In a valiant effort to halt a weaponized particle accelerator, 17-year-old Tony Stark, Iron Man, finds himself caught in its blast. Transported to a magical realm, Tony is summoned by Louise as her familiar in the world of Familiar of Zero. Struggling to adapt, Tony must now aid Louise in her adventures while relentlessly seeking a way to return home and protect his own world.

"The Boxer's Challenge: Rocky Balboa vs Yu"

When Rocky's son is critically injured, the retired boxing legend must return to the ring to fund his son's surgery. Accepting a high-stakes challenge from an intimidating young fighter, Yu, trained by a menacing coach named K, Rocky confronts old ghosts while fighting for his son's life. In this epic boxing saga, every punch matters, and love always outweighs pride.

Terminator 2: Judgement Rei

In a twist of fate, a small but extraordinary Rei Chequita plushie is sent back in time to protect John Connor from the relentless pursuit of the T-1000. As an unlikely guardian, Rei must navigate a world of uncertainty, relying on her limited capabilities and innocent charm to shield John from danger.

Deadman's Reincarnation: A Jobless New Existence

After facing defeat against Josuke and his allies, and being run over by an ambulance, Yoshikage Kira meets his end in Morioh's ghostly alley. Unexpectedly, Kira awakens, reborn as a baby in a new world. His parents are Paul and Zenith, and his memories are wiped clean; all he retains is his name, Kira. Will he start a new life or will his past life come back to haunt him?

From Reach to Eclipse: The Black Swordsman and the Spartan

Noble Six makes a final stand on Reach, only to be transported to the world of Berserk. Stranded in an alien land, he encounters the stoic warrior Guts. Despite their initial tension, they unite to face a common threat - the relentless onslaught of demons, fostering a tentative understanding.

Eclipse of Vengence

Guts, ensnared in the brutal Eclipse, is left broken. An entity named Mephisto offers the power to kill Griffith, now Femto, in exchange for Guts' soul. Guts agrees, transforming into the Ghost Rider. Engulfed in hellfire and with hell chains, Guts decimates the demonic horde, finally setting his burning gaze upon Femto.

Lost in Gargantia: Starscream on the Verdurous World

On Cybertron, Starscream attempts to betray Megatron, inadvertently aiding the Autobots' escape on the Ark in the process. Megatron damages him, assuming he's dead. Starscream awakens on the ship Gargantia, memory erased except his name. A girl named Amy, and the ship's crew discover him. A tense confrontation is diffused by Amy, leading to a fragile peace and unanswered questions.

Transmutations of the Force

After surviving Order 66, a wounded Cal Kestis crash-lands in an escape pod near Resembool. Edward, Alphonse, and Winry, intrigued, rush to the crash site. They find an unconscious Cal, take him to their home, and with their mother's help, tend to his injuries. Amidst the unknown, a new camaraderie begins to blossom as two worlds collide, interlinking the Force and Alchemy.

The Gate of Judgement

Okabe Rintaro is tangled in a web of dark mysteries and life-threatening peril. A seemingly benign seminar on time travel spirals into horror when Kurisu Makise is "terminated" by a leather-clad stranger. Haunted by the traumatic event, Okabe faces altered memories and eerie anomalies, including Kurisu's inexplicable return from the dead. One thing is certain, "There is no Fate."

Miles Among Men

Miles Morales gains powers after a spider bite and becomes Spider-Man in a world where corrupt superheroes reign. Mourning his father's death, he seeks justice against Homelander, crossing paths with Billy Butcher, who shares a common enemy with Vought.

Morty, I'm a Familiar Now! The Bizarre Bond of Rick and Louise

Rick Sanchez, the smartest man in the universe, is unexpectedly summoned to the magical world of "Familiar of Zero." He becomes the 'familiar' of Louise, a young mage struggling to prove her worth. Despite his reluctance and sarcastic nature, Rick's presence turns Louise's life upside down, leading to a series of humorous and unconventional adventures in this fantasy realm.

Eclipse of the Sacrificed: Louise's Descent into the Void

In a twist of fate, Louise, a young mage, inadvertently summons herself into a nightmarish realm, marked by a demonic Brand of Sacrifice. Alone and afraid, she encounters Guts, a formidable warrior with a similar brand. Initially resistant, Guts agrees to let Louise accompany him, setting off on a journey of survival and discovery in a world fraught with danger and dark forces.

Broly: A New Dawn for the Legendary Super Saiyan

Paul and Zenith, grieving their firstborn's loss in Buena Village, discover a Saiyan child in a crashed pod. They adopt him, naming him Rudeus, unaware he's Broly. With housemaid Lilia's support, they embark on an unexpected journey, raising a powerful Saiyan child, and facing unknown challenges and surprises that await them in their new family life.

Beyond the Ring: Pandora's Secret

On Pandora, Spartan Team Argonaut navigates Na'vi resistance and uncharted mysteries. Tasked with defending UNSC interests, tensions heighten upon encountering a Forerunner site. The situation escalates with the unexpected arrival of the Covenant, posing a new threat. Amid native unrest and cosmic conflict, the Spartans strive to safeguard humanity's future on this alien jewel.

Fallout: Emerald Blues

In the irradiated ruins of Seattle, Raider leader Blake "Razor" Hall ruled with brutality. His gang, the Emerald Scourge, terrorized survivors until he met the vault dweller named Elara, a medic whose compassion changed him. When rival raiders killed her, Blake vowed revenge. Now, driven by love and a desire for redemption, he battles through the wasteland and confronts his past.

Heroes United: Steel and DNA

Teenage Iron Man, Tony Stark, encounters Ben Tennyson, who is accidentally transported to Tony's dimension while fighting an alien criminal. Ben's transformation device, the Ultimatrix, causes chaos. S.H.I.E.L.D. and Obadiah Stane pursue Ben, intrigued by his technology. Tony, now trusting Ben, offers him refuge and together they work to find a way to send Ben home.

Zero's Bizarre Summoning: Enter the Ginyu Force

In a comedic twist, Louise, known for her magical mishaps, accidentally summons the flamboyant Ginyu Force during the familiar summoning ritual. Chaos ensues as the powerful but eccentric warriors, believing Louise to be their master (Frieza), hilariously struggle to adapt to their new magical surroundings, causing mayhem and unexpected alliances.

Spartan of Tristain

Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, a student at the Tristain Academy of Magic, performs a summoning ritual that goes horribly wrong, catapulting her into the universe of Halo. Captured by ONI and forced into the Spartan-II program, she becomes Spartan Triple Zero. As a super-soldier fighting the Covenant, she longs for home while navigating relentless battles and her past.

Zero to Hero: Louise and the Omnitrix

Louise, mocked as "Louise the Zero" for her magical failures, summons a mysterious device called the Omnitrix during the Familiar Summoning Ritual. Confused and panicked, she meets the enigmatic Professor Paradox, who explains its power. As she grapples with her new abilities, Louise's journey from zero to hero begins, with adventures and challenges awaiting her.

A Mage in Commonwealth

Louise, a young mage from Tristain Academy, botches a summoning ritual and ends up in the post-apocalyptic Commonwealth. Lost and scared, she encounters various dangers including feral ghouls, raiders, and super mutants. Rescued by the synth detective Nick Valentine, she navigates this new world, seeking a way back home while evading threats from the mysterious Institute.

Zero's Mercs

In a magical mishap during the summoning ritual at the Tristain Academy of Magic, Louise accidentally summons the nine mercenaries from Team Fortress 2. Confused and out of place, the mercs must adapt to their new reality. As Louise grapples with her unexpected success, the mercs hilariously navigate academy life while searching for a way back home.

Zero's Frenzied Flame: Vyke's Summoning

Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, an underperforming student at Tristain Academy of Magic, accidentally summons Vyke, the Lord of Frenzy, as her familiar. With eyes burning with chaotic flames, Vyke mistakes Louise for his lost maiden. Now, Louise must navigate the challenges of controlling a frenzied knight and avert the doom that his presence portends upon her world.

The Predator of Zero

In a twist of fate, Louise fails her summoning ritual and becomes the laughingstock of her peers. Unbeknownst to everyone, her true familiar, a Predator named Ka'jhn, crash-lands nearby. As Ka'jhn struggles with injuries, Louise discovers him and helps him heal, forging an unexpected alliance.

Zero's Requiem: The Melody of Death

Louise, mocked as "Louise the Zero" for her magical failures, discovers a mysterious notebook called the Death Note, capable of killing anyone whose name is written in it. As she begins to understand the power she holds, she realizes this could be her chance to reshape her destiny. Consumed by the possibilities, she envisions herself becoming the god of a new world.

Zero's Last Hope: The Warrior from the Future

In a desperate final stand, Gohan fell in battle against the Androids, sacrificing himself to protect the future. But instead of death, he was pulled into another world, summoned by the young mage Louise. Struggling with his new reality and the weight of his past, Gohan must navigate this strange land, becoming Louise's familiar and finding a new purpose in a world that needs a hero.

Zero's Legendary Super Saiyan

Louise summons Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan, as her familiar, shocking everyone at the Tristain Academy. While Louise relishes her newfound power, Broly seethes with rage, bound by the same circlet used to control him, and forces him to obey. As Louise comedically shows off her familiar, Broly wrestles with his fury and the desire to destroy everything, especially Kakarot.

The Mask of Zero

Louise, desperate to prove herself, summons not a traditional familiar but "The Mask"—a mischievous artifact that turns her into a green-faced whirlwind of cartoonish mayhem. As she unleashes her wild side onto the world, causing havoc and hilarity, Louise must navigate her newfound powers and the chaos they bring, all while staying true to her unpredictable nature.

Strength Beyond Power

After the Tournament of Power, Caulifla is irresistibly drawn to Goku, emotions she never expected. Goku, as oblivious as ever, trusts her completely. As they train and grow closer, Caulifla realizes their bond runs deeper than battle. But a darker question lingers: has Goku doomed himself by betraying his wife and risking everything for this affair? (Goku X Caulifla)

The Fate of Zero

Louise Vallière, mocked as the "Zero" for her magical failures, is determined to prove everyone wrong at the academy’s familiar summoning ritual. But instead of a familiar companion, she summons the mysterious Helmet of Nabu, unknowingly unlocking the potential to become the next Doctor Fate. With cosmic power at her fingertips, Louise's destiny is about to change forever.

Baba Yaga's Zero

In a summoning spell gone wrong, Louise is transported to another world, where she witnesses John Wick on a job. Bound by his organization's rules, John is supposed to kill any witnesses. However, unwilling to kill an innocent girl, he cuts a deal to spare her life in exchange for training her as an assassin.

Saiyans in a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Gine, along with her sons Kakarot and Raditz, narrowly escapes the destruction of Planet Vegeta by Frieza. Fleeing through space, they find themselves stranded on a mysterious desert planet in a galaxy far, far away.

Superdog of the Void

Louise wanted a familiar to prove her worth—loyal, powerful, and maybe like a dog, but definitely not an actual dog. To her dismay, she summoned a dog anyway… but not just any dog. She summoned Krypto the Super Dog! Chaos, comedy, and super-powered antics ensue as Louise tries to figure out what to do with her overpowered new familiar.

Dead by Zero

Louise aimed to summon a legendary familiar to prove her worth, but her spell went horribly wrong, transporting her to the Entity's nightmarish realm. Trapped in an endless cycle of terror, she must navigate deadly trials alongside strangers while grappling with haunting memories of each trial. Can Louise survive the horrors and uncover a way back home, or is she doomed forever?

Zero Strings Attached

When Louise de La Vallière’s summoning ritual doesn’t go as planned, she brings forth Ultron, a cold and calculating machine with a single directive: peace through annihilation. Struggling with fear, guilt, and determination, Louise must navigate the chaos of controlling a being far beyond her world’s understanding. At the same time, Ultron calculates how to bring "Peace" to this new world.

Dreams of a Zero

Louise's desperate attempt to prove herself in the summoning ritual takes a dark turn when she calls forth a mysterious, unseen entity. Mocked for seemingly summoning nothing, she's plagued by eerie dreams and an unsettling presence. As reality and nightmares blur, Louise must uncover the truth about what she's brought into her world—and what it truly wants.

The Zero That Spun a Web

Louise fails her familiar summoning, seemingly summoning nothing. But in reality, she summoned a spider—"the" radioactive spider. After being bitten, she undergoes strange changes: enhanced agility, super strength, and an uncanny ability to cling to walls. As she struggles to hide her powers, Louise soon realizes that magic isn't the only thing that makes someone extraordinary.

A Strange Zero

During her familiar summoning, Louise’s magic backfires—again. But this time, when Doctor Strange tries to nullify the summoning meant for him, Louise’s unstable magic reverses it, pulling her across dimensions into the Sanctum Sanctorum. Intrigued, Strange realizes her magic isn’t a failure—it’s something else. And now? He’s determined to figure out what.

A Different Shot, A Different Fate

What if Carley had survived and taken up the mantle as Clementine's guardian after Lee's death? With her sharp instincts, quick thinking, and deep loyalty to Lee, Carley would've shaped Clem's survival in a way completely different from Christa. Would Clem have stayed more hopeful, or grown just as hardened?

Level Zero

Louise the Zero always dreamed of proving herself as a true mage. Instead, she summoned… a floating game window?! Now stuck with bizarre quests, stats, and perks, Louise must navigate a world where leveling up might be her only way to greatness. But with ridiculous challenges and unexpected power-ups, will she rise to the top—or just glitch her way to victory?

Will Power of Zero

Louise finally gets her chance to prove she's a great mage—only to summon a glowing green ring instead of a powerful familiar. Now stuck with a mysterious piece of jewelry that lets her fly, create objects, and humiliate herself in brand-new ways, she must figure out how to control it… while also dealing with Kirche’s relentless teasing.

City of Spiders and Ghouls

Spider-Man's routine patrol takes a bizarre twist when he's suddenly transported to Tokyo. Lost and confused, Peter Parker discovers a dark secret: flesh-eating Ghouls roam Japan. Caught between hungry Ghouls and suspicious humans, Spider-Man must survive, unravel the mystery, and somehow find his way home.

Substitute Shinigami of Tristain

During the familiar summoning ritual, Louise accidentally tears open a rift and summons Rukia Kuchiki, an injured Shinigami mid-battle. When a Hollow follows through, Louise bravely intervenes, and Rukia transfers her powers to her. Now Louise, wildly unprepared and panicking, must take up the sword and defend her world from spiritual threats.