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Likes: Firearms, cold weather, The Marines, War History, Unusual History, Books, Video Games, Deadpool, Punisher, Bruce Springsteen, U2, Dragon Force, novelty coffee mugs.
Dislikes: Gun Control, Democrats (They never take responsibility), Naruto (The only show where you can miss five episodes and still know whats going on), movie gun myths (Suppressors, sniper rifles, dual wielding, etc), Westboro Baptist Church (I have no problem with Baptists of other denominations), M. Night Shamalan, Bill Clinton, people who pretend to know about guns(It physically pains me. Seriously), whenever I mess something up about guns,
Status: Technically still alive
Favorite Movies: Hearbreak Ridge (This is why I want to enlist), The Expendables 1&2, Red Dawn
Favorite TV Shows: Flashpoint, The Big Bang Theory, Futurama, Bones, Psych, NCIS,
Current Favorite Game: Alpha Protocol
Favorite Apocalypse Scenario: Zombies(Mix of Left4Dead and regular George Romero)
Favorite things to say:
BLANK_ ended up like everything else. In a vice grip with my foot up its ass!
You know what? I'll make my own _BLANK_! With Black Jack and hookers! You know what? Forget the Black Jack and hookers!
I'm sorry, I think you have be confused with someone who gives a damn.
Playstation Network Account: Survivalkid21
Feel free to chat me up. I only have a Vita though, so not much in the way of multiplayer.
XBL tag: Survivalguy21
The army has warriors. The Marines have brawlers. Warriors go for the tactical victory, try to use as few resources as possible. Brawlers live to piss on the other guy's grave.
9-year old kids on CoD: Who cares what the gun is really called?
Me: Well that's what the gun is really called but he; don't let the fact prevent you from looking like an ignorant jackass.
Semper Fidelis-Marine Corps Motto
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.-Ronald Reagan
I hear a lot of guys wishing girls were more like guys. Well gentlemen, I have the perfect solution for you: Date a guy.- Survivalguy21
One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.-Ronald Reagan
The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.-Ronald Reagan
We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.-Ronald Reagan
We're in greater danger today than we were the day after Pearl Harbor. Our military is absolutely incapable of defending this country.-Ronald Reagan
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.-Thomas Jefferson
Turian Councilor: You released the Queen of the Rachni! How many generations until THEY take over the galaxy?
Commander Shepard: Three... No, four!
If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.-Robert Frost
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.-Mark Twain
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t.-George S. Patton
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.-George S. Patton
If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.-George S. Patton
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum- If you seek peace, prepare for war.
Ever so often, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants.- Thomas Jefferson
No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.-George S. Patton
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.-Clint Eastwood
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.-Clint Eastwood
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.-Clint Eastwood
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.-Clint Eastwood
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.-Casey Stengel
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.-Hedy Lamarr
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx
Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon; But if they mean to have a war, Let it begin here!- Captain John Parker
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.-Jim Carrey
I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.-Jim Carrey
I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.-Jim Carrey
All war is deception.-Sun Tzu
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.-Old Snake
I do not believe that the men who served in uniform in Vietnam have been given the credit they deserve. It was a difficult war against an unorthodox enemy.-William Westmoreland
The idea of regretting not doing this seemed insane to me. Sitting in the corner at a bar at age 60, saying: 'I could've been Bond. Buy me a drink.' That's the saddest place I could be. At least now at 60 I can say: 'I was Bond. Now buy me a drink.'-Daniel Craig
A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.-Larry Elder
Crime is actually less in places where people own guns. Washington, D.C., is a case in point. It has the strictest gun laws, but who has the highest crime rate in the country? Washington, D.C.-Luke Scott
I'm mostly innocent!-Ezio Auditore
The people are the rightful masters of the Constitution and it is their duty, not to over throw it, but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. -Abraham Lincoln
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?-Dirty Harry
Everybody has a gun in their car in Detroit.-Jim Harrison
Gun bans disarm victims, putting them at the mercy of murderers or terrorists who think nothing of breaking the gun laws.-Michael Badnarik
Come on, you sons-o'-bitches! Do you want to live forever?-First Sergeant Daniel Daly
I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.-Che Guevara
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.-Matt Groening
I grew up in a tough neighborhood and we used to say you can get further with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word.-David Mamet
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.-Arnold Schwarzenegger
I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better take one along that worked.-Raymond Chandler
I love New York City; I've got a gun.-Charles Barkley
I'm definitely going to miss hearing the sound of that gun.-Bonnie Blair
Miranda Keyes: Catchy. Any idea what it means?
Sergeant Johnson: "Dear Humanity. We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most certainly regret the Corps just blew our raggedy-ass fleet!"
REMEMBER THIS SHIT AT CHRISTMAS!!!-Terry Crews
Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies...what we've seen, heard, felt...anger, joy and sorrow...these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light.We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing.-Solid Snake
I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!-Adam Savage
I've carried a gun for 10 years. I've carried them in the locker room, and nobody really knows about it. I know how to handle myself, and I stow it away where nobody really knows about it.-Luke Scott
I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops.-Tim Meadows
If we're going to spend a lot of money to deal with the problem of 200 million guns in the country owned by 65 million gun owners, we ought to have a system which will work and catch criminals.-John Dingell
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don't respect him.-Wil Wheaton
Remember the first rule of gunfighting... "have a gun."-Jeff Cooper
You know, the enemy's always been terrified of noise, especially shotguns. with this big boy spitting out 250 rounds a minute, you tell me who's tolerating that. Absolutely zero.- Terry Crews
Man cannot create an ant, yet he will create Gods by the dozen- (I forget)
There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.-Ted Nugent
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.-Craig Bruce
I am a firm believer in gun control. Proper stance, proper grip, aim down the sights and squeeze the trigger.-Survivalguy21
A strong doesn't need to read his future, he makes his own.-Solid Snake
A man armed with an M1911 fears nothing, except for the slide locking back.-Survivalguy21
I takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only three to properly squeeze the trigger.-Demotivational Poster
A million lightyears from where humanity began, and we walk into a bar filled with drunk men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses on a stage. I can't decide if that's funny or sad.-Ashley Williams
[After completing romance subplot] Well, that gives a new meaning to the phrase "drop and give me 20!"-Ashley Williams
Ashley Williams: Hm, nobody died.
Kaidan Alenko: I could shoot someone if it'd make you feel better.
Ashley Williams: Nah, I'm good.
Ashley Williams: Dad passed on a few years back. He's probably still watching though, so behave.
Commander Shepard: He's not a zombie, is he?
Commander Shepard: How old are you, exactly?
Liara T'Soni: I hate to admit it but I am only 106.
Ashley Williams: Damn! Hope I look that good when I'm your age.
I never did understand massages. Why would I pay someone to rub oil all over my body while I'm naked?-Survivalguy21
LOOK, A DISTRACTION!!!-Suivivalguy21
Small wars and proxies would be the means through which the Cold War would be fought. The Kalashnikova Era had arrived. We are living still in it.- The Rifle
You are being watched. The government has a secret system: a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect acts of terror, but it sees everything. Violent crimes involving ordinary people, people like you. Crimes the government considered irrelevant. They wouldn't act, so I decided I would. But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene. Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret. You'll never find us, but victim or perpetrator, if your number's up... we'll find you.- Mr. Finch
Man thinks of himself to be at the top of the food chain. The man who cannot find, hunt, clean, and cook his own food believes himself the greatest. He foolishly believes himself to be God of a world he cannot control. No matter how smart, strong or fast, no man can defeat a volcano, turn back a hurricane, or even cheat death. In a world full of 'Civilized People,' we take advantage of our rights. We do not truly understand what it took to gain our rights; The men and women who sacrificed their lives so that they could freely be insulted in their death. We are self-centered. Our way of life has changed. No longer are the people required to defend our country. Many foolishly believe that others will always serve them, causing them to neglect their skills, believing that the world as they know it will always exist. Our lives are ruled by a strict set of guidelines that did not matter to our ancestors. We no longer need to hunt for food, finding it all at the store. We no longer carry weapons, believing the police will come. We no longer learn the medical skill needed, instead going to the hospital and taking a variety of unnecessary medicines. We poison our bodies with drugs, the media, and our own personal fears. Few people now have the courage to be themselves, instead projecting a false impression. Look at the Monkey. It does not waste energy pretending it is something it is not. If a Monkey knows it does not need to waste the energy doing that, what does that say about us?- Survivalguy21
It is the Soldier, not the minister
It is the Soldier, not the reporter
It is the Soldier, not the poet
It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer
It is the Soldier, not the lawyer
It is the Soldier, not the politician
It is the Soldier who salutes the flag,
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