Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.
Some Stuff About Me (not that you really need to know):
Likes: reading, surfing the internet, living, playing the computer, long and detailed fanfiction reviews, chocolate, friends, laughing... ect.
Dislikes: stereotypes, haters, boring school classes, reading cliffhangers, brussel sprouts, onions, stupidity
book: it changes. currently it's the Harry Potter series
movie: idk, don't really have one
music: basically anything but rap and screamo (I especially love songs that I can relate to my life and/or good books though)
TV show: Survivor, probably
Cancelled TV show: MASH :D
brand of pop/soda: Coca-Cola
brand of clothing: whatever looks good and is fairly cheap
historical figure: Jesus
type of precipitation: snow
time waster: the internet
punctuation: the interrobang (yes it's real)
mode of transportation: a good book because it can take you anywhere and anytime :) yay for cheesy lines!
YouTuber: its impossible to choose one, but I really like Hank and John Green, aka "vlogbrothers" DFTBA nerdfighters!
--My LEAST Favorites:
book: Math textbooks
movie: Eragon BECAUSE THEY RUINED IT
candy: least favorite candy? lol
holiday: Valentines Day. I have nothing against love, but it's too overdone as a holiday
color: that gross puke greenish brown (you know the one)
TV show: America's Next Top Model or anything similar
Cancelled TV show: idk, but most of them are off air for a reason
brand of pop/soda: Pepsi. I hate it because I love Coke.
brand of clothing: the overpriced stuff
historical figure: Adolf Hitler
type of precipitation: hail
time waster: working
punctuation: the period. it's. just. so. overused.
mode of transportation: one-wheeled bicycles. not unicycles, i mean bicycles with only one wheel.
website: ratemypicture.com and all over similar sites. stupidest idea ever
youtuber: Fred, Fred, FRED
But if you really want to get to know me, you can check out my latest in a long line of blogging attempts (all of which have previously failed, but that is irrelevant) here: Or, you can not click on it and save yourself the hassle.
ABOUT MY FANFICS
Maximum Ride: The Twilight Zone: My first fanfic... yay. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Max and the flock are attacked by some flyboys, one of them (coughFangcough) is severely injured and they are found by none other than Edward Cullen. Max is forced to admit that the injury is too serious not to get medical help, so she allows Carlisle to help him. The flock goes back to the Cullen's. Friendships are made, stories exchanged, and then... someone shows up that makes Max rethink her chip-in-my-arm idea. Werewolves, capture, and Itex ensues. Not all that well written personally- kind of rambling on at points- but I still like it.
Finding Harry Potter: A rather lamely titled Harry Potter fanfic. A "characters find and read books about themselves" type of story. The Marauders stumble upon a suspiciously titled book, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,in the Room of Requirement when Sirius states that all books are boring and not worth the effort. Suspecting that it's about a relative of James, they begin to read. They're shocked to find that it's from the future, and wonder if Harry is James and Lily's son. Harry is summoned back in time along with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny to explain and read with them. Dumbledore also makes a few appearances. And some other people may show up as well. Do not read if you have not read all 7 HP books (obviously), have not watched the movies (not required, but they are really good movies), or if you don't enjoy music. Hopefully the first in a series (one for each HP book?) of stories.
They are better than they sound (in my biased opinion), I'm bad at summaries. Scroll down to the bottom of my profile (it may take a while to get there) if you want to read them :)
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This poem is awesome. It's not mine, and I take no credit for it. I just copied and pasted it from somewhere else.
By: Emo Rose
"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
So, Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Its ok to cry.
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" ~No author given.
REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER I had to put these in here! My mom says these all the time :)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
A/N: yeah, I left some out. get over it.
The difference between a GOOD FRIEND and a BEST FRIEND:
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and runs off with it.
A good friend will help you move into a new house. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in jail next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial- and will call you at 2 AM just to tell you a dumb joke.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down beside you and cries.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
x You've run into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
x You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type only with two fingers.
x You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
You have caught yourself drooling.
x People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
x You have eaten a bug (either on purpose or not)
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
x You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
You forward stupid forwards emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
x You tilt your head when you're confused.
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/walls.
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