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Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Some Stuff About Me (not that you really need to know):

Age: 17

Gender: female

Religion: Christian

Likes: reading, surfing the internet, living, playing the computer, long and detailed fanfiction reviews, chocolate, friends, laughing... ect.

Dislikes: stereotypes, haters, boring school classes, reading cliffhangers, brussel sprouts, onions, stupidity

--My Favorites:

book: it changes. currently it's the Harry Potter series

movie: idk, don't really have one

music: basically anything but rap and screamo (I especially love songs that I can relate to my life and/or good books though)

food: strawberries

candy: M&Ms

holiday: Christmas

color: purple

season: summer

TV show: Survivor, probably

Cancelled TV show: MASH :D

brand of pop/soda: Coca-Cola

brand of clothing: whatever looks good and is fairly cheap

historical figure: Jesus

type of precipitation: snow

time waster: the internet

punctuation: the interrobang (yes it's real)

mode of transportation: a good book because it can take you anywhere and anytime :) yay for cheesy lines!

website: (gah... sorry,

YouTuber: its impossible to choose one, but I really like Hank and John Green, aka "vlogbrothers" DFTBA nerdfighters!

--My LEAST Favorites:

book: Math textbooks


music: rap

food: onions

candy: least favorite candy? lol

holiday: Valentines Day. I have nothing against love, but it's too overdone as a holiday

color: that gross puke greenish brown (you know the one)

season: fall

TV show: America's Next Top Model or anything similar

Cancelled TV show: idk, but most of them are off air for a reason

brand of pop/soda: Pepsi. I hate it because I love Coke.

brand of clothing: the overpriced stuff

historical figure: Adolf Hitler

type of precipitation: hail

time waster: working

punctuation: the period. it's. just. so. overused.

mode of transportation: one-wheeled bicycles. not unicycles, i mean bicycles with only one wheel.

website: and all over similar sites. stupidest idea ever

youtuber: Fred, Fred, FRED

But if you really want to get to know me, you can check out my latest in a long line of blogging attempts (all of which have previously failed, but that is irrelevant) here: Or, you can not click on it and save yourself the hassle.


Maximum Ride: The Twilight Zone: My first fanfic... yay. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Max and the flock are attacked by some flyboys, one of them (coughFangcough) is severely injured and they are found by none other than Edward Cullen. Max is forced to admit that the injury is too serious not to get medical help, so she allows Carlisle to help him. The flock goes back to the Cullen's. Friendships are made, stories exchanged, and then... someone shows up that makes Max rethink her chip-in-my-arm idea. Werewolves, capture, and Itex ensues. Not all that well written personally- kind of rambling on at points- but I still like it.

Finding Harry Potter: A rather lamely titled Harry Potter fanfic. A "characters find and read books about themselves" type of story. The Marauders stumble upon a suspiciously titled book, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,in the Room of Requirement when Sirius states that all books are boring and not worth the effort. Suspecting that it's about a relative of James, they begin to read. They're shocked to find that it's from the future, and wonder if Harry is James and Lily's son. Harry is summoned back in time along with Ron, Hermione, and Ginny to explain and read with them. Dumbledore also makes a few appearances. And some other people may show up as well. Do not read if you have not read all 7 HP books (obviously), have not watched the movies (not required, but they are really good movies), or if you don't enjoy music. Hopefully the first in a series (one for each HP book?) of stories.

They are better than they sound (in my biased opinion), I'm bad at summaries. Scroll down to the bottom of my profile (it may take a while to get there) if you want to read them :)

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If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz, blessedbyacurse,

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love EDWARD CULLEN copy and paste this into your profile

If you love FANG copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think that the names like Albus Severus and Renesme Carlie should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. How else would I get all this random crap on my profile?

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it, get the heck off the computer and READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Lone Power needs to just give up already copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read the Wizards' Oath outloud just in case copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cry when something sad happens in the book you're reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social, know you're anti-social, and don't really give a care sometimes copy this into your profile

If you curse Stephanie Meyer because she made Edward Cullen so perfect, beautiful, and sexy, that it makes all the regular humans look bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you misspell your own name all the time, but remember the names of authors/books that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever say a word in your head until it sounds weird and un-word-like just because you think it's a great way to kill time, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that the HARRY POTTER series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the MAXIMUM RIDE series are the best books ever- copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have multiple books that you consider your #1 favorite book of all time because you physically cannot choose just one, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is rediculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Yay!

This poem is awesome. It's not mine, and I take no credit for it. I just copied and pasted it from somewhere else.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

By: Emo Rose

"Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry.

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" ~No author given.

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER I had to put these in here! My mom says these all the time :)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A/N: yeah, I left some out. get over it.

The difference between a GOOD FRIEND and a BEST FRIEND:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and runs off with it.

A good friend will help you move into a new house. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in jail next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial- and will call you at 2 AM just to tell you a dumb joke.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down beside you and cries.

Even more...

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.

Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Hides me from the cops.

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Copy and paste this into a new email/page/fanfic profile, then fill this test out by putting an 'x' in the boxes next to the things you have done. If not, then leave it blank.

x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

x You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
x You have run into a tree/bush.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
x You have tried to lick your elbow
x You never knew that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
x You just tried to sing them.
x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

x You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You've never seen the Matrix.

You type only with two fingers.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire

x You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

You have caught yourself drooling.
You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
x Sometimes you just stop thinking.
x You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

x People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
x You use your fingers to do simple math.

x You have eaten a bug (either on purpose or not)

x You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

x You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You forward stupid forwards emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
x You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you.

x You tilt your head when you're confused.
x You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/walls.
x The word 'um' is used many times a day.


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A Human Minute by TiffanyL reviews
Simple one-shots from Edward's point of view during various parts of the Twilight Saga. Chapter 5-there are no words. Just enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,950 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
When Pigs Fly by Techno-Poet reviews
Kit and Nita are on active, and this is the day they find out who they're assisting and why...will they enjoy their day helping those in need? Can Pigs actually fly? Find out! Rated T for safety. Chapter 12 is up! And now, this story is completed...
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,536 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Unknowingly Knowing the Past by Ellie is a freak name reviews
The Cullens know nothing of Twilight:the book by Meyer entailing their secrets.No one in Forks does.But Ella does.Now she's in Forks,so are the Cullens. Will she affect their lives with her knowlege?Will she even tell them?How would they react?cannon pair
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,961 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008
Forever & Always by ScarletRubie reviews
Sequel to One Step At A Time. Full summary inside! Enjoy Toodles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,907 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Maximum Ride: The Twilight Zone reviews
Max Ride/Twilight crossover: One of the flock gets injured, Max must go against her judgment and trust the Cullens to help them. It turns out to be a learning experiance for everyone involved... Find out what happens when 2 of the best book series collide
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,451 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Max
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