Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and JPLE, of course. Warnings for depictions of child abuse, war/battles, violence and spicy scenes in later chapters. Also overblown pranks and ridiculous humour!