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Joined 03-25-08, id: 1533814, Profile Updated: 06-02-10
Author has written 121 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Hobbit, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Hi all!

What to say? I'm a human being. I've got a husband, a son, two turtles and an army of dust bunnies. I work with environmental law and I like chocolate. In short, I'm just another of those rabid fangirls out there that love getting pretty guys into hothot situations Some of you might know me from dA: http://enide-dear.deviantart.com/ Hell, some of you might even know me from LJ, although that was a while ago.

My fics will vary, I write humor and fluff BUT also hardcore S/M stuff, cloncest, swearing and squick. Just read the warnings at the start of each fic and you'll be alright :o) This site will be updated as I find time, but if you want to get my new stuff quick, I recomed my dA page.

Comments will be adored and squeed over! Flames will be ignored, as I'm too old to care about that sort of shit.

If you like my fics and want to make me happy, please go here: http://ettklickforskogen.se/index.php?lang=english to help protect swedish old-growth forests for free.

Hugs and chocolate!

Fanart for my fics:

By Animama: Hot Air http://animama.deviantart.com/art/Vincent-and-the-Moogles-105358276

By Animama: Little Valenwinds http://animama.deviantart.com/art/Little-Valenwinds-94706156

By Animama: Mine http://animama.deviantart.com/art/Mine-Valenwind-92979909

By Animama: Dark Moon Rising http://animama.deviantart.com/art/Dark-Moon-pic-Valenwind-93614066?offset=50#comments Spoiler!

Family Bliss Spin offs:

The NomComs (seriously funny as hell): http://nomcom.deviantart.com/gallery/24448769 Family Bliss with action figures. Watch out for the pets...

Also in Frensh (and illustrated) by Studio Gothica:

Something to hold on to: http://www.ff7-yaoi-fanfics.com/quelque-chose-a-quoi-saccrocher-4509.html

Mechanical Power: http://www.ff7-yaoi-fanfics.com/pouvoir-mecanique-4327.html

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Internal Affairs by mirroredsakura reviews
RenoxRude. Collection of drabbles done for 30dates. Short, quippy, fun. Nothing says romance like a series of oneliners.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Doomed from the Start by CryptJo reviews
Cloud's first date with Cid doesn't stand a chance thanks to some well-meant but inappropriate advice from a friend.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cloud S., Cid H. - Complete
In Short, Sephiroth by LadyNightRunner reviews
Bits and bobs. Life and death. Joy and sorrow. Sheer stupidity. Wisdom. A peek inside to see what makes the great General tick.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Shock Value by S.J. Kohl reviews
Reno gets kidnapped. Don't you feel sorry for the kidnappers? Rude/Reno, imp. Warnings: violence, attempted rape, foul language. Probably slightly AU, if you know BC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Reno, Rude - Complete
The Other Way Around by Bjanik reviews
Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
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Fairy Tale reviews
The Jenovas are back! AU setting: Jenova rules the land through her chosen sons, exacting cruel dominion of all that lives there. Chocobo knights, 'damsels' in distress, swords, magic, harems and at least one dragon. Not for the faint of heart. Will contain pairings of just about everyone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/11 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
ShinRa Texts reviews
Failed texts, everyone sends them occationally...even on Gaia
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Cid H., Reno, Sephiroth
Black wedding reviews
Jenova and Aerith comes to an agreement to stop the fighting between their 'families'. Pure crack! For the amazing KorNaxOn!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1 - Cloud S., Yazoo, Jenova
Magic hands reviews
Tifa has ortophedic underwear. Cloud has magic hands. The Turks are nosy. This equals a recipie for disaster.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10 - Cloud S., Elena, Cissnei - Complete
Family Bliss reviews
It's not easy trying to raise three teenage Remnants, especially not if you are a morose gunman with a sentient cloak and a cig-addicted pilot with a temper problem. It's a good thing this family puts the 'fun' in dysfunctional.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 71 - Words: 99,641 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Soldiers' Secretary reviews
Sephiroth has got himself into trouble with his young secretary. Angeal, Genesis and Zack tries to help but of course messes up things even worse. Thus enter the Turks...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Shinra, by Reno reviews
Reno's thoughts about the people he work with. Warning for pyscotic violent Turks and snuggling. May contain nuts.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24 - Reno, Rude, Rufus - Complete
Angel Dust
Raphael is having serious mood swings - more than usual - and Leo is getting worried. Is there something sinister behind it?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Small Fry
Raph's refusal to overcome his own fears puts Mikey's life in grave danger. The fact that something huge and lethal is stalking the sewers doesn't help. Rated for some gore and very mild tcest.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
The Kings Jewel reviews
Thranduil and Smaug - they have so much in common! Love of jewels, distaste of dwarves, aggressive protection of their territory and jewels from said dwarves...so perhaps even a bit too much in common. Pure crack, but don't tell me they won't make a splendid couple!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Smaug, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Rebirth reviews
Cloud finds two familiar pets. Or maybe they find him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Status Changes reviews
A collection of short fics about various in-game status changes and acessories weird effects on Cid and Vincent's relationship.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Harvest reviews
Genesis finds a young cadet who doesn't like dumbapples and sets out to remedy the situation like only Genesis can.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Cloud S., Zack F., Genesis R. - Complete
Perfect Night reviews
Five sweaty guys, four working showers and no yaoi in sight. I swear!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H.
Precious Objects reviews
Most things can be replaced. But not all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Tseng - Complete
Mating habits reviews
Yuffie finds a new way to make money for the restoration of Wutai
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Cid H., Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Honey Bee Inn reviews
Being the main pimp of Midgar's perverts is not as easy as it seems. The lates client is giving even don Corneo a headache.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Don Corneo - Complete
Dating Blindly reviews
Young Cid in Shinra space program, dating his way through the ranks. Hillarity ensues!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Cid H., Tseng, Angeal H., Kunsel - Complete
The Doctors Waitingroom reviews
A First Class Soldier and a trooper meet outside the labs and find surprising common ground
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Cloud S., Angeal H. - Complete
Hero Worship reviews
Angeal likes to think he is in control of the army, but he's about to learn that there are more things going on amongst the troopers than he ever knew
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Cloud S., Angeal H. - Complete
Not a Date reviews
Reno an Cait shares a night on the town. It is not a date, damn it!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Reno, Cait S. - Complete
Wrong shape reviews
Reno and Tseng discuss Tseng's mandala. Drabble. Warning for Reno's mouth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Our Company reviews
Rufus must convince Reno that ShinRa belongs to them all. Smut and langauge warnings!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Rufus, Reno - Complete
Wrong redhead reviews
Angeal and Reno, Rude and Genesis. Because it's good to try something new once in a while.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Angeal H., Reno - Complete
ShinRa ads reviews
ShinRa will use all tricks to sell their merchandises. Including sexy ads.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Unholy Trinity reviews
What if the Remnants hadn't grown up together at a lab? What if they met as teenagers? Complete, shameless Lozziness
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Kadaj, Loz - Complete
Damage Control reviews
What Tseng have: issues about sleeping around, a gun, and an OCD. Oh and Reno, who somehow manages to get out alive.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Tseng, Reno - Complete
Soldier Not So Loveless reviews
Sephiroth has had it with that damn book! But Loveless wont die that easily. Rated for total lack of taste and improper treatment of books.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Love's fools reviews
Neither Cid nor Vincent are very good at this whole 'courting' thing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Soldiers' remedy reviews
The First Class Soldiers find themselves in a difficult situations that only Cloud's 'special powers' can remedy
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Indestructible reviews
No matter how many time Vincent has his heart broken, he will still love like he is indestructible
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Almost Enough reviews
Cloud learns that when you can't get what you need, you may have to settle for second best
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
Soliders Mentor reviews
Zack can learn a lot from Angeal, far more than he ever dreamt. But he probably shouldn't write home to his mom about it
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Soldiers' Fanclubs reviews
Somethings not even ShinRa is ready to deal with. Rabid fanclubs is one of them.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rufus, Tseng - Complete
Allies reviews
To save Rufus, Tseng has to find allies amongst his two least favorite ShinRa 'employees'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Tseng, Rufus - Complete
Christmas Kiss reviews
It happens rarely, but sometimes Avlanache outsmarts the Turks
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Reno, Red XIII - Complete
Soldier's Confusion reviews
Genesis is sick and will miss the annual ShinRa masquerade. Angeal must go alone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Soldier's Motivation reviews
Zack needs to find new motivation to keep up his training. Sephiroth provides. Angeal is not happy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
AntiSexual Harrassement Class reviews
There is far too much sexual harassments going on in ShinRa! Decisive action must be taken! Let's hold a class!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sephiroth, Tseng - Complete
Courtship reviews
Cid has an emotional problem that he needs Vincent's help to solve.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Wild Valenwind West reviews
Back in the good ol' days of materia digging, sheriffs and hords of chocoboes roaming the praries, a blonde mechanic is about to be hung by the neck by an angst ridden lawman. AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
The Highwind reviews
Cid and Vincent have a heated meeting on the Highwind. Fic includes the world's largest vibrator! :D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Addictive reviews
Tea, cigs, flying...Cid has an addict's personality. So what happends when he's stuck on the ground with no tea and the last cig is burning out?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
My Man reviews
Someone or something is attacking Avalance memebers, and just as they are leaving the Valenwind home! How odd...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
The Date reviews
Vincent wants Cid to take him out on a date, to meet the pilot's old friends. But Cid is reluctant...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Hojo's Beach Vacation reviews
Hojo is overworked and decides he needs a vacation. And what better way to spend it than trying to pick up beach bunnies in Costa del Sol? Yeah, you can see all the way this is going to end bad, right...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Prof. Hojo - Complete
Partners reviews
Rude's first meeting with his new partner goes fairly well. Apart from Reno being responsible for him being drugged and beaten up, of course.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Heat reviews
Tseng have trouble with Midgard heat. That must be it. Right...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Tseng, Rufus - Complete
Soliders' opinions reviews
A drunk Reno can't drive the First Class Soliders out on a night on the town! But the replacement he finds might not have been the best.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Reno - Complete
Birthday cake reviews
Vincent has a sweet tooth and Cid is happy to oblige to it. But he might have gone a bit too far this time.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Angels and Demons reviews
Follow up on Toy. The Remnants are back in Hojo's lab, subject to study and torture. Reno finds himself torn between two evil things. Rated as high as possible.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,796 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Prof. Hojo, Reno
A Dark Moon Rising reviews
Very slight AU Cloud and co. never found Vincent in the coffin . Cid's vacation is rudly interrupted as he accept a mission to execute a strange demon-man.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,348 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Soldiers' flue reviews
The flue is forcing most of ShinRa to bed, and a not very amused Angeal is forced to play nurse
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Angeal H. - Complete
Blackmail reviews
Cloud is desperately in need of something and the Turks will exploit that weakness mercilessly. Rated as high as it will go
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
10 000 reviews
10 000 meters up in the air, Rude gets a wonderful idea
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Mine reviews
Chaos is an affectionat demon
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Chaos, Cid H. - Complete
Bird watching reviews
Valenwind love....and a duck. ;
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
10 Quickies reviews
10 quick drabbles for my friends at dA. Features most people in FF7, CC and AC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sephiroth, Tseng - Complete
Murder on the dance floor reviews
To win Rufus heart, Cissney is ready to enter a dance contest with him. To win the contest, she is ready to do anything.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Shuriken/Cissnei, Rufus - Complete
Solider's Sauna reviews
One sauna. Four Soldiers. Lots of beer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Toy reviews
Reno is caught by the Remnants and have to do whatever he can to survive. Whatever he can. Rated as high as can be.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Working after hours reviews
Rufus is working late and someone is watching him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Making up reviews
Loz and Yazoo have a special way of making up after a fight. Not as dirty as you would like to think
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Loz, Yazoo - Complete
Alive reviews
A strange new feeling is gripping Vincent and Cid is suspicous
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Torn reviews
Vincent is torn, Cid is good at mending...Rated for swearing
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Soldier's Trophies reviews
Looking through Genesis trophy box is an interesting experience.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Genesis R., Angeal H. - Complete
Insults reviews
Reeve insults Sephiroth and somehow lives to tell the tale.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sephiroth, Reeve T. - Complete
Little Valenwind reviews
A run-in with a strange materia makes Cid and Vincent relive thier childhood...kind of ; Rated for swearing
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Whispers in the Dark reviews
In the dark of night, Loz wonders. And trusts
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Yazoo, Loz - Complete
Papercut reviews
Rufus is hurt and Tseng might be overreacting...just a bit. Drabble
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Tseng, Rufus - Complete
Father's Day reviews
In witch Cid is angsty, Vince is plotting and Chaos is used as a kitchen appliance.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Unexpected talents reviews
Cid has many talents, some that Vincent would have never guessed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Asylum reviews
One of Reno's missions goes very wrong, forcing Rude and Tseng to have to come and rescue him. But they want a little something in return
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Mechanical Power reviews
Something is wrong with Yazoo's bike. How come Loz can't fix it?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Loz, Yazoo - Complete
Scar Tissue reviews
Cid discoveres Vincent's terrible secret and tries to help. His efforts are, however, not appreciated
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Zack's legacy reviews
Cloud is moping over Zack again. Avalanche tries to help by telling their memories of him. But perhaps they could have chosen some other memories... Rated for complete lack of taste
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Going Slumming reviews
At the end of the president's rule, Reno started to doubt everything about his life. But perhaps there is some hope in the president's son...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Reno - Complete
Step lightly reviews
Those metal boots of Vincent's are bound to cause problem. It's a good thing Cid is there to help. Slightly fetish, but mostly rated for swearing
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Hot Chocolate reviews
Being stuck stalking Remnants in the rain *suck*!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kadaj, Reno - Complete
Little Remnants reviews
Growing up in the labs, all they have is one another...but that is almost enough.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kadaj, Loz
An Equal Exchange reviews
The Turks have caught Yazoo and taken him deep into ShinRA headquarters. But perhaps this prisoner is a bit much to handle, even for Reno...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Reno, Yazoo - Complete
Dicktionary reviews
Rufus needs some words explained…but maybe he could have chosen a better time to ask Tseng?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Reno, Rufus - Complete
Soldiers' first meeting reviews
Meeting Sephiroth for the first time is always hazardous...although this time, it seems the General is the one who's in trouble
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
Normal reviews
Normal' is such a relative term...especially within ShinRa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Tseng, Reeve T. - Complete
Not polite reviews
What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as fair...right?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Soldier Pet reviews
Zack tries to deal with life as a Soldier. Sephiroth is not amused
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Fun Fair reviews
Cid is a bit slow, Vincent is in love, the girls get burned, Reeve obsesses with dolls, Loz is crying, Yazoo is angry and Kadaj ate too much cotton candy. Rated for swearing
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Prison reviews
Cid is transporting the Remnants as prisoners on the Highwind. Who will outwit who?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Cid H., Kadaj - Complete
Capeycape reviews
Cid is being harrassed on his own ship! Who is the unseen, cheeky assailant? Rated for swearing
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Labrat reviews
Reno doesn't trust Hojo, so he finds a willing victim to 'fill in' for him
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Hello Kitty reviews
Loz finds a pet and tries to convince his brothers to keep it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Loz, Kadaj - Complete
Non Smoking Generation reviews
Reno has an inventive way of quitting smoking
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Reno, Vincent V. - Complete
Chains reviews
A Turk mission goes astray and Rude has secrets. Can Reno handle them? Does he have a choice? ALL KIND OF KINKINESS, DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU LIKE!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Artyefarty reviews
Vincent might not know much about art, but he knows what he likes...Rated for language
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Soldier Morning Habits reviews
This is why you shouldn't suprise Sephiroth in the morning. Or maybe you should? ;P
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Dance with the Devil reviews
Reno is a Turk, yo
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
A Sick Company reviews
Exploding rodents, cherubs from Hell, high security chicken soup, and cooling ginger drinks – it’s all a working day at ShinRa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Tseng, Reeve T. - Complete
Golden Fork Restaurant reviews
The Remnants are hungry and all they want is one peaceful, quiet dinner at Midgards fanciest restaurant. The chaos that ensued wasn't their fault, honestly!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kadaj, Heidegger - Complete
Child's play reviews
Reno and Rude gets a special mission...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Something to hold on to reviews
Yazoo is jealous, but what can he do about it? Nothing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Loz, Yazoo - Complete
It's a sin reviews
Vincent makes a huge mistake, and have to gamble everything to win Cid back
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Dignity reviews
Reno doesn't know why Rude won't let him close
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Warriors's comfort reviews
Cloud has something he wants to ask Cid, about their past in ShinRa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Cloud S., Cid H. - Complete
A Filthy Habit reviews
Someone has a filthy habit, but I'm not so sure it is Cid...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Forever on reviews
Whatever happens, they'll find one another
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Loz, Yazoo - Complete
Chafes reviews
Kadaj has an embarrassing problem. Reno isn't helping much
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Kadaj, Reno - Complete
Soldier Psycosis reviews
Sephiroth goes insane once a year...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
ShinRa rules for the Christmas Party reviews
Exactly what the title says
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Rufus, Tseng - Complete
The bet reviews
Cid and Vincent made a bet. Vincent kind of regrets it...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Table manners reviews
Mmmm.....jam covered Cid...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Remnant pregnancy reviews
It started when Loz found an encycolpedia, and then quickly went downhill
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Kadaj, Loz - Complete
Kissing games reviews
Sephiroth gets a kiss by an unlikely assailant
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Sephiroth, Cid H. - Complete
Being Dick reviews
Rude is a dick and Reno deals with it like only he does
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Stuck reviews
The Valenwinds have a problem and Cloud is embarrassed
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Teddy Bear reviews
Sephiroth has trouble sleeping. No wonder, with all that snoring.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Soccer reviews
The Soldiers vs. the Turks in an epic game! Rais your bets now!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Rufus, Lazard D. - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
Someone is having an educational night
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Reno, Kadaj - Complete
Soldier legends reviews
Those Soldier myths have to arise from somewhere...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Hot Air reviews
Cid has an inventive way of getting in touch with Vincent
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
40 Things Reno is no longer allowed to do reviews
Just what it says on the tin
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Reno - Complete
Flower Power reviews
Cid resorts to desperat actions to find out if Vincent loves him
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete