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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride.
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Okay, so has anyone read one of there own fanfics A LOOOONG TIME after posting, and then either; agreed with the authors note, or gotten mad that the author put something in the chapter? and its only AFTER you finish that you fully relize that it was something you wrote... i have- in fact i just did.
sort of random conversation between two people
p1: Hey! are you hungery fred?
p1: why not?
fred: i just ate!
P3: he he. u are stuffed turky!!
P1: who was that...
FRED: my cat.
p1: ... your cat talks?
Yeah... your my parrot.
I was boerd, so i took your shoes. (random thought)
you never know whats its like until you walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile away from them and you have their shoes. (whos them?)
Who wants a lemon?
when in doubt, do the American thing- Eat!
one day, you will end up an old maid- with lots of cats and a horse. (more or less what my whole family has said to me)
basicly they are all from MR1
Honisty is always beast, except when it's better to lie.
Sometimes the Fangster isincreadibley suprtive, just not when it comes to me.
"... You're,like, a Maxlet. A Maxateer. A...a..." -iggy to gazzy
Hello, lab? May i speak to a test tube please?
But five of us, or three of us, or two of us isnt us. US is all six.
New Yawk, New Yawk - Name of Part Four MR1
Something is increadably wrong. Already.
Then Fangs arms, ropy and hard, scooped me up...- afeter Max gets her first REALLY bad headache and is falling through the sky.
"Man, you way a Freaking ton," Fang told me. "What have you been Eating, Bricks?" - after Fang Catches her.
His Mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when i knew how upset he'd been. (aren't they sooo right for each other)
Why was the blind guy playing with matches you ask? Because he's good at it.
"I don't wanna Cry again. Awhh, I'm crying again." Angel
(one of my fav) I got up started the fire again- because that's the kind of selfles, wonderful leader I am- then started affectionatel kicking the Flock awake.
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. it's like, like, grits, but with high self esteem.
After i heard Angel cussing like a sailor when she stubbed her toe, my new resolution was to watch my language. All we needed was a six-year-old mutant with a potty mouth.
I repressed a urge to moo and peeped over a girls shouder. - when they enter centeral park zoo
"And i have- an over whelming desire to set all these animals free." -max "free to do what?" -fang
Logic is so incredibly annoying sometimes.
i glanced at Iggy. he was licking an ice-cream cone that was a mini him: tall, thin and vanilla.
Basicly if you fenced in New York city you'd have the worlds biggest nontraviling circus.
you live withsomeone your whole life, you think you know them, and then drop a bomb like this.
In this store he traded his basic black ensemble for a slightly diffrent Basic Black Ensemble.
"Yeah. We all know how bloodthirsty feamales are. Dirty fighting and so on," Fang said.
-tell me if u dont get this-
Fang in a worried tone: "that pain again?"
Fang: He looked at me blankly.
"I must have cookies!" I announced.
Yeah leader, LEAD.
"Well aren't you a charmer." Fang muttered, not lookin at me.
Violence occasinaly broke out as niether of them could spelll their way out of a paper bag. (i think it was Nudge and Gazzy playing hangman)
I made a snap decision, which always makes the Flock feel so safe and comfertable.
Don't kids with wings go to Heaven?
No one sounds colder or meaner than Fang when he wants to.
So, if you havn't had enough of me...Read on and enjoy!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Albert Einstein
FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house
BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food
FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN!! We screwed up!"
FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore
FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing
BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you
FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell
FRIENDS: are through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: are for life
so how many of you are bored of me? i wouldnt sugest you read any more if you are. it might get very sticky.
If you want to see Maximum Ride(the movie) on the very first day it comes out... I'LL SEE YOU THERE!
bump...bump... boooooop...Wha... wha ... aAAAAHHHCHOOOOOOOOOO..."oh, soory, Loo- i was trying to leave a message."
soon, Stupidjointaccount.bleh , will in fact get its own story!! i cant promise when, but it is called drumm roll please... Emmet's Rockstar Sleepover! (three guesses whats that about)
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving.
Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" Are you sure?
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." Yummy...
Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness" One would hope
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." Are you sure? Lets experiment.
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." Really?
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." Gasp!
Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping" But thats the only time I have to work on my hair!
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap" And that would be how?
Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost" But it's just a sugestion.
Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down" To late! you lose!
Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating." Wow, I would have never guessed!
Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't that save more time? And couldn't I use my brother's body?
Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary." We could do alot to reduce construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year old off of fork lifts.
Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." Hmm...I think something got lost in translation.
Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only." As opposed to outer space.
Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now I'm curious.
Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts." But no peas?
American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts." Someone got paid big bucks to write this one...
Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands." Raise your hand if you've tried this.
Child's surperman costume: "Wearing of this garmet does not enable you to fly." Oh go ahead. Thats right, destroy a universal childhood belief
hI!! with a show of hands howmany people have a nack for scaring off people?
...And how many, would like to?
Well, i havn'e been on latly, But i gots a new story!!(As you can see, being at the bottem of the page...)
But guess what? In march the most courios thing happened... i wrote a novel. my own plot and cast. it is finished- first draft wise at least. And even now it is hard to beleive i did it. But i did. in one month. Amazing, right?
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