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If you're looking for something I've written, I removed all my stories. They were made of fail. However, I'm working on something new right now, and will start posting once it hits a good stride. Keep checking back.

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Friends with Secrets by Marronett reviews
They were best friends since childhood but he's always kept one secret from her. Yet when she falls in love with him as Tuxedo Kamen & the Senshi begin to investigate her,more will come out than any imagined.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,611 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Notebooks, Not Love Notes by Ala Verity reviews
When moon sprites send Usagi a diary, her private wishes become a public nightmare—because suddenly, everyone has fallen in love with Chiba Mamoru! Can Usagi escape the mayhem unscathed, or will steamy revelations be made before things return to normal?
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 50,249 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Conversations by CaffieneKitty reviews
Snippets of unconnected conversations, mostly between Sam and Dean, mostly prepilot. The 4th one is... bizarre. So are the 8th, 9th and 11th. 12th has Spoilers for 4.04 All GEN.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Dean W., Sam W.
Transcendence by TwilightMomofTwo reviews
Edward realized in NM that he couldn't live without Bella. Forces previously unleashed are again threatening Bella's life. He must do everything he can to keep her safe - from the menace lurking in the shadows, and himself. This is Eclipse expanded. EPOV. On Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 273,959 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Raspberries by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward has a fantasy about Bella that he’s been desperate to see come to life. One that involves fruit. And he’s determined to make it happen. Safely rated M for innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Ordinary Love by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B Wedding Night. 'He was almost beginning to think this could be possible.' One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Choices by Isabel0329 reviews
As Bella's transformation approaches, both her and Edward must work through their nerves. Preparation, goodbyes, transformation and first hunt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,551 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Secret Garden Book 1: Forbidden by Jade-Max reviews
Epic length series. Re-vamped version. Serenity's curiosity drives her to travel to the forbidden planet of Earth, desiring to see the colors she's only heard about and breaking a long standing law. What she finds is more than color...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,345 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Wherever the Wind Blows by JustAGirl24 reviews
What happens when the boy who would never grow up starts to... and not of his own free will? Set in the 2003 movieverse. Peter and Wendy fic. NOT SAPPY! But definitely a romance. Doubly completed! Missing/repeated chapters fixed!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,296 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 12/25/2003 - [Wendy D., Peter Pan] John D., Mr. Darling - Complete
Against All Odds by Dejana Talis reviews
A Silver Millennium story. A twist of fate casts Endymion as a stable boy working for the Moon Castle, where he meets the Princess by chance. With Serenity engaged to another man, can the miracle romance triumph over the barriers of class and nobility?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 216,533 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Three Unconnected Drabbles by CaffieneKitty reviews
DRABBLES: Sam, Dean, the car, sleeping, stealing large things, and musical choices. Set at various times, third one is post season 2 finale, so spoilers for season 2 finale.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Differences Of Opinion by CaffieneKitty reviews
TWO DRABBLES. Conversation format. Two differences of the same opinion about the movie Serenity SPOILER FOR SERENITY
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Ghosts in the Fog by A-blackwinged-bird reviews
COMPLETE. After an attack in the woods, Sam is left alone and with amnesia. Dean must find his brother and together, with the help of some friends, they battle the thing that prowls Black Hills Forest.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,652 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Second Chances by amber24-03 reviews
Scott and Shelby were forced to go their seperate ways after they graduated from Horizon. Can fate bring them back together? Please Read and Review
Higher Ground - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 7/5/2003
Why You Shouldn't Seduce Your Boss by EternalSenshi reviews
Usagi, a vivacious 19 year old college student, gets lessons in how to seduce and be seduced by the engaged boss of her company. Secretarial fears of relationships come alive with some sexy twists and turns. Please R&R.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,440 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
The Toaster Incident by CaffieneKitty reviews
The man can barely work a toaster. Oneshot pastficlet of John W. vs appliance.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2006 - John W., Sam W. - Complete
Double Fantasy by ibshafer reviews
The title kind of says it all. Set within “Sexual Healing,” not long after Max’s appearance in the girls’ locker room, but before they meet at Michael’s. . .
Roswell - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Without You by Fredlyn reviews
ML&CC: Liz left Roswell and Max has turned away from his humanity. Will finding her help him discover what he has lost, or will it just make things worse? Pt 34 up! BTW my parts got all screwed up so now they are put up 1to10, 11to20, 21to30, then rest.
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,648 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004
The Riddle of Being: Wendy's Next Great Adventure by Zigs1379 reviews
When a nearly-adult Wendy flies off with Peter Pan a few years after their first adventure, she becomes starkly aware as to why grown-ups do not belong in Neverland...Rated R for future chapters
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,147 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 3/31/2004
World Turned Black by Melms213 reviews
Why hasn’t anyone heard from Scott the entire summer and why is he a week late coming back now? This is my first fic so i need all the feedback possible.
Higher Ground - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,925 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Escape to Forever by MidnightBlue88 reviews
Six years after the Tucks leave Treegap, Winnie decides to take fate and a bottle of the spring water into her own hands by striking out on her own to find them. Does she have a future with them or is she destined for mortality? Incomplete, for now.
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,374 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 9/30/2002
Our Common Bond by Ghostwriter reviews
Cliffhangers 1. Newcomer Kyle Hunter finds kindred spirits in Scott and Shelby.
Higher Ground - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
Neverland by rain and leaves reviews
Three years have passed. PeterWendy, rating is for violence in later chapters.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 1/12/2004
Finding Wendy by Ducky27 reviews
Peter makes the ultimate sacrifice for Wendy, and grows up. The only problem is, he's 100 years too late! With the help of a young girl nammed Alix, he sets out to find out what happened to his love. Will eventually be PeterWendy
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,738 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
My Darling Love by OurBabyBanana reviews
The story of George and Mary Darling, Wendy, Captain Hook and Peter Pan from the start to the very finish. The Darling children taking flight in the night with Peter Pan is only a small part of the puzzle. Rated R for sex, violence & language. COMPLETED
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 461,227 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004
The Final Adventure by oddlittleoddball reviews
Captain Hook is dead, Wendy has gone home to grow up, the lost boys have left him and Peter Pan is alone. Neverland has become a barren wasteland and Peter must bring Wendy back or Neverland will cease to exist.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,307 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
I'll Never let you go by chirlagirl reviews
Summary: Anakin is an evil Sith Lord and Supreme Chancellor Palpatine’s apprentice. During the Separatist crisis, Anakin is sent to handle the troublesome Senator Padmé Amidala. However, Anakin has had an eye on the beautiful senator and has an alter
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
S&S, M&M's, S&M? by those saboteurs reviews
Just another random one-shot. S&S. Hehe. Takes place before Scott and Shelby got together, though.
Higher Ground - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Complete
Wind Cries Mary by xEurydicex reviews
In the future, she would be the wife of George Darling, but for now, she's an ordinary girl with an extraordinary friend who has run away and is begging her to come with him... STRICT reviews needed!
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004
Taken by you by chirlagirl reviews
Anakin is a Jedi Master. Years after parting from Padme he encounters her again. Can he claim her love before it's too late?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Anakin Skywalker
The Dark King by SailorPerfect reviews
Known as the Dark King for his unrelenting savagery on the battlefield, he was driven by the evil consuming his heart and murdered all who defied him. Until the day he saw her, an enchantress who captured his soul, a woman he would defy an empire for..R/R
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
Hocus Pocus 2: Return of the Sanderson Sisters by Rory4 reviews
ON HOLD. Soon to be fully rewritten!
Hocus Pocus - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 9/15/2003
Changing Toward Love by Anthy2 reviews
When ignoring his heart causes Peter to change in ways that terrify him, he visits Wendy- after being apart for 5 years. But is he returning to the girl he remembers? Romance, but it's not fluffy. UPDATED AFTER AN ETERNITY with Chapter 17!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,645 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003
Island by Salsa like Salome reviews
At some point, Peter Pan grew up. But it was not a simple matter, for very few things can ensnare eternal youth. What made Peter Pan stay with his Wendy? And what of Rufio, the boy who would replace him? UPDATE: Chapter FIFTEEN is up! Review!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,177 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
Storyteller: first draft by Kimberly-A reviews
When Wendy encounters a mysterious homeless boy on the streets of London, her very proper life with Aunt Millicent is turned upside-down. Is he Peter Pan, as Wendy believes? If so, what has happened to bring him so low? COMPLETE
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,590 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Love in the Jedi Academy by Writer Wannabe reviews
Anakin is in the Jedi academy. Caleb is his new roommate and they are really close, though his sister Padmé is a little annoying. Anakin and Padmé just CAN'T get along...for now.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,417 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
First Kiss by Kimberly-A reviews
When Peter is in danger, Tinkerbell and Wendy become unlikely allies to try to save the boy they both love. But why exactly does Peter need saving? And from what? COMPLETE
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,720 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
An Acorn and a Thimble by LilFlyergirl reviews
COMPLETE! First loves are the hardest to get over. You have to move on at one point, but what happens when they come back?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
Love without Age by Red Handed Jill reviews
A collection of fluffy Peter and Wendy fics based on the 2003 Peter Pan movie
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2004
The Legend of Bootstrap Bill by LilyoftheValley4 reviews
Crew and captain of the Black Pearl have gone missing. When Elizabeth and Will get the news they decide to help find the crew's occupants. However, they find they're not the only ones searching for something...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 12/8/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Past of Four Souls by hyperionwitch reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow visits Tortola with a mind to find an old friend, but when the friend joins another crew and Jack makes a deal with the captain to get her back, he has absolutely no idea what insanity he’s getting himself into. PLEASE R&R! COMPLE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003
The Ties That Bind by Jade-Max reviews
Anakin and Padmé. Was an Ep2 speculation fic. Anakin and Padmé are reunited and commit the unthinkable. Now must face the consequences but someone wants them dead...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,339 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The Trick Who Wouldn't Quit by Emma Morgan reviews
AU - What if Shelby never gave up "her ways"...? NO FLUFF! JUST GOOD STUFF! (rhymes!) You are entitled to your opinion, so flames are welcome! Read the AN and all will be understood! P.S. R/R! :)
Higher Ground - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003
A Pirates Life For Me by Ragh Aku reviews
Norrigton is regretting giving Elizabeth up and decides he can't let Will have her. Chp 5 is up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
Memories by JadedNoelle reviews
How does Elizabeth cope with all the things that happened in the last movie? Will/ Elizabeth. Jack and others will appear in later chapters. R&R!!!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: A Tale of Two by Gadien Elf reviews
COMPLETE:: Will and Elizabeth finally get married, but they find out that things don't always go as planned. First in the Turner Series.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,510 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete
Hocus Pocus 2: The Warlocks by Jessica Evans reviews
10 years later: 3 warlocks have taken over the Sanderson house and when Dani is accidentally caught the leader wishes to make her his bride. An old friend is brought back to help save her.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
Sleeper by Masked Maiden reviews
Usagi and Mamoru receive some great news: they're having a baby. But the happiness is fleeting, for Earth faces its most vile enemy: Sleeper. Through an international cast and settings, this story tells of Earth's last days before the Great Freeze.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,798 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Crimson Tears by aznJEDI13 reviews
**Chapter 28 is up** It's over!! It is finished.=*( Anakin/Padme - During the Clone Wars, an untimely death has separatesd our two heros. Will they find each other again? PLEASE READ & REVIEW
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,102 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 5/27/2002
Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by TheOriginalLauren reviews
Taking place in the first season, Shelby is determined to steal Scott from Juliette. But she finds that it is not going to work by seduction...(unfortunately it's just an author's note...PLEASE READ--it is just a plea for patience)
Higher Ground - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,901 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 10/20/2001
I Knew Jar Jar Before He Was 'All That' by I. J. Thompson reviews
A little piece of humour writing I did back in '99, at the height of Phantom Menace fever. Enjoy, and please check out my serious, 'PG' rated Star Wars stuff!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2002
Between the Sand and Stone by Kath7 reviews
What if Max had left with Langley in Control? Now *Complete* with Epilogue
Roswell - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 156,693 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Complete
Among The Sane by MissKate reviews
** CHAPTER 6 IS POSTED!!! ** Peter has an idea to give the Cliffhangers a look at how the other side is living while they are in their private sanctuary...How will they act in the new environment, and who will they meet? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!
Higher Ground - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,112 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2001 - Published: 7/8/2001
A Shepherd's Kiss by Cosmos reviews
A princess seeks vengeance for the murder of her parents, but will she survive the hatred that slowly consumes her?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,445 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2001 - Published: 9/4/2000 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete