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Joined 03-25-08, id: 1534413, Profile Updated: 04-15-09
Author has written 5 stories for Hannah Montana, Zoey 101, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

About me

My Name: You can call me Chules, even though that's not my real name, everybody calls me that.

My Favorite Color: right now? Sky Blue.

My Favorite Story of Mine: I Might be Miley

My favorite Story that I have read: I Blame the Caffine

My Favorite readers: ALL YOU GUYS!!

My Insperation: Bill Kaulitz, Joan Lowry Nixon, and Stephanie Meyer

My Favorite Movie: Prince Caspian, Twilight, Romeo & Juliet

My favorite book: Evey book in the Twilight series except Twilight

My favorite TV show: Ace of Cakes

My Favorite Music: Anyhting Tokio Hotel, especially their German only songs. I do love thei English stuff too though. The Beatles are great, but their old-old Liverpool, suit-wearing days were better than the psychadellic, sitar, Sgt. Pepper jacket days.

Yeah. Well, now you know a little bit more about me and my crazy favorites. Here are some amazing quotes. My favorites are underlined.

Sarah: Are you speaking Chinese to me? No comprendo!

Me: What I say goes, and I say DANCE!

Yes, yes I wil get to that, but first I must relieve my bladder of it's urinary burden.

Sasuke? Oh, you mean duck-butt.

Seriously, why would anybody want to be a guy? The only cool thing they can do is pee standing up, and who really wants to do that?

Mr. K: The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo.

I am partly human, I too, make mistakes.

Mrs. G: Come hither, children. Ahem, you're not hithering!

Katulip: Yeah, sure. I'm gonna nodd and pretend that what you just said registered in my brain.

Katie: Chules! You were totally freaking out! What was that, a 10 on the richter scale?

Oh no, the bipolar cecealia is comming!

Random t-shirts I have seen: The floggings will continue until moral improves.

I'm allergic to homework.

Yeah, amazing isn't it?

You’ll never guess what happened to me YESTERDAY while I was walking down PENNY LANE. A YELLOW SUBMARINE came up very close to me, so I yelled: “GET BACK!” Then ELEANOR RIGBY hopped out. She screamed across the street, “HEY JUDE! Please LOVE ME DO!” So Jude answered “oh, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! Can’t you just LET IT BE? We’ll COME TOGETHER for EIGHT DAYS A WEEK because WE CAN WORK IT OUT!” So I had to answer them both. “Jude, SHE LOVES YOU. So marry your LADY MADONNA. SOMETHING will HELP you two get a TICKET TO RIDE. Don’t be a DAY TRIPPER. I send this advice, FROM ME TO YOU.” Jude sighed and said to Eleanor, “ I FEEL FINE being a PAPERBACK WRITER after A HARD DAY’S NIGHT. Though I’ll work day shifts and you’ll work nights, and I’ll say HELLO, GOODBYE is what you’ll say.” Eleanor threw herself into Jude’s arms and confessed, “Your money CAN’T BUY ME LOVE. Can’t you see I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND?” So they kissed, and lived happily ever after like THE BALLAD OF JOHN AND YOKO. Jude carried Eleanor down THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD. If you’re a tremendous Beatle’s lover, and have memorized every word to all 27 of their greatest hits, copy and paste this into your profile.

GUITARS, FLUTES, and MICROSOFT WORD, that's what Choola's made of!

I Blame The Caffeine! by Dysfunctional Vampire reviews
TOKIO HOTEL: "Bill, I swear to God, if I have eye bags tomorrow, I will drive the tour bus over you and your porcupine hair and hide your damn eyeliner away from you!" Bill's having a caffeine era. Tom's not putting up with it. Devious plans, Tom? Bill?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
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I Might be Miley reviews
Miley Stewart is totally over the whole double life thing, but there's one question that's standing right in her way: Is Miley really Hannah, or is Hannah really Miley? Rated T for language and content.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
You Have No Idea reviews
A botched spell lands Alex in a heap of trouble, and I mean BIG touble. How can Alex cover this one? Includes character from The Magic of Love: Auditions, CJ, Lara, Joey, and Rachel.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008
East Northumberland High reviews
A songfic for the title song. Jake corners Miley under the bleachers at a footbal game. Jake thinks he'll be able to win his ex-girlfriend over by flattery and sugar-coated words. Think again, Jake. It's a oneshot. No more to it.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
A Night to Remember reviews
Miley and Lilly both decieded to fill out a form so the prom committee could match them up with their ideal prom dates, but what if their dates aren't exactly what they expected? Can prom still go well with these troubled pairs?
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
Spring Fever Day reviews
What's with Logan and the pink marker, and why is everyone kissing each other?
Zoey 101 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete