Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.
Updated: June 4, 2008
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Pen Name: Drop of Silence
Birth year: 1992
Bubbles In My Head: O.o... hmmm... what do I say...? Well... today, my friend was babbling away when suddenly he asked me, "so what performance do you respect" or something like that, then, without really realizing it before it was too late I said, "Pole Dancing."
First thing's first. I'm straight. Not a les... which kinda really upset me when he said, "damn, to think you had a thing for girls.. no wonder you're still single" yeah. So I kinda told him and insisted that I was straight to the point where I forcibly kissed him to silence him. Yeah, the cliche thing we all get to read off FanFic, seriously it becomes a disease.
So there goes my first kiss--Oh, and did I tell you who caught us watching? His girlfriend... or better yet, my best friend. And to make things worse, he told me at 10.09pm that he kinda liked me. And that my friend won't talk to me...
So there goes my life... sighs...
Does that make me a bitch? Because seriously... he really pushed me to my limits and I'm really hating myself coz I have a strange feeling that my bestfriend will ruin me in front of my crush somehow... sighz.
Oh well, now that I got that FML bit from my life, lemme explain why "Pole Dancing"
Well... why don't you just go watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/v/pWMrfggZzo0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true">http://www.youtube.com/v/pWMrfggZzo0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344">
Hope it shows, if it doesn't, go here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWMrfggZzo0&feature=player_embedded or if it doesn't show because you're under sixteen like mwah, you can go check it out here
I know you must think I'm sick or wierd or whatever, but if you haven't noticed, don't you think that they're just like gymnists... on vertical poles...? If they wore more appropriate clothing (like spandex or swimsuit) and if it wasn't exclusive to perverted people, I think it should go to the olympics or whatever...
Because--ack!! My dad's coming home soon and it's 12am here--just go click the links and bye!!
Sat. May 30, 2009. 12am HKSAR
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Warning: The following content in this part of the profile may be considered Rated M.
"Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML"
#11340 (247) - 02/06/2009 at 10:29am by caroline
"Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML"
#1104891 (287) - 04/19/2009 at 12:05am by soontobedivorced
"Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML"
#226342 (400) - 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm by Noname
"Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML"
#505547 (147) - 03/21/2009 at 3:15am by jilted
"Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML"
#465150 (122) - 03/19/2009 at 12:49pm by Anonymous
"Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted. 'My girlfriend is so stupid she can't even text the right number.' FML"
#1775796 (159) - 05/09/2009 at 11:48am by rawkdinosawr
-FML ENDS HERE-
Here is my own drawings of what I try to describe in my stories, since I rarely fill in the colors, you may fill in that part with my permission and maybe, I can also post up your efforts in this Profile Page for people to see!
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A tribute to all NaruSaku Fans by Drop of Silence
ATTENTION: I've created A C2 Community that goes by the name The Bulletin Board(May 31, 2008), here I have an archive of Naruto FanFics with and without crossovers that has a thousand reviews! To be honest, I haven't even read some and I will be doing that when I get some Writer's Block.
Anyways, please read those if you have the time, and if you'd like, please PM me through FanFic if you'd wish to help me track down Naruto stories with 1000+ reviews! It'll be of great help and all. That'll be all!
(Okidoki.. I have responsibility issues.. and I suppose helping me manage this thing out might actually help, I guess... O.o)
Here is an excerpt from a rant from a fellow author on this site, by the name of pudgypudge. This extends from his "Allow Me to Retort" section:
"There comes a time in a writer's life where sometimes it just doesn't seem worth it anymore to take the time out of our busy lives and write for people. Critics, readers, reviewers, all of you, sometimes, just aren't worth it. The people who insist on pointing out things in stories that they feel are blaringly obvious need to lighten up.
It's fiction folks, learn to let yourself be taken away.
A good story should be like a river, sweeping the author away into a whirlwind of possibilities and outcomes, in a tasteful and entertaining manner. But the problem is, some readers insist on fighting the current and don't want to be swept away. They cling to perceived reality, when in reality there are no set parameters, especially in fanfiction.
Let go of your way of thinking and allow the author to tell the tale. Don't browbeat and nitpick, just enjoy the story for what it is; entertaining literature put out by an author for your enjoyment and their amusement. It's free, you don't pay anything, so why bitch and complain if something doesn't go to your liking? There's a little button in the upper right corner of your screen and it's real easy to just click it...
You have to let the story tell itself people. You can't always have your way, every story can't be the same. That's boring. If you think everything should be the same, adhere to the same rules, be written your way...write the damn story yourself. But don't tell authors how to write their own story. It's degrading and completely tasteless. Don't bash someone's ideas because you don't like them...
Except for yaoi...bash that till the cows come home..."
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal for women to wear pants (lol, got this from Frivolous Fingers!)
Please note that these are real laws in America
and my inner dragon is a ...
In the war between good and evil, a Mist Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
During combat situations, a true Mist Dragon prefers to defeat opponents by the use of spells and other tactics.
The Mist Dragon is a grayish blue in color, and floats freely in air as though it were mist itself. The Mist Dragon never leaves tracks or traces of it's passing. These dragons move very gracefully and swiftly through their element.
Mist Dragons are very free in nature and seem to be very unpredictable personalities. They are outspoken, and often are harbingers of great changes or happenings.