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Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie reviews
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 56,169 - Reviews: 5375 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Better Man by Kakashisgf reviews
Sakura and Sasuke have been married for over a decade, but things are far from perfect, and Sakura's beginning to realize that maybe she deserves better. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 179,759 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 8/19/2015 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Sasuke U. - Complete
Home is Wherever You Are by savannavansmutsmut reviews
EPOV, Homeless Edward is down on his luck when he meets a girl who is a breath away from joining his homeless status. Can they save each other? This story has been published and is available on Amazon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Valentine's Day V-Card by lellabeth reviews
Band geeks Edward and Bella each believe they're the only virgin in their class, destined to be an outcast in college. When they discover each other's V-Card holder status, Bella comes up with a plan to solve their problem. Birthday fic for GeekChic12.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serendipity by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Any other person would have thrown away the busted camera but something told Edward to search for the owner B..A SW.N. E&B Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 152 - Words: 26,625 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4192 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4747 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind The Mask by ThriLLer89 reviews
"It isn't about what you hide behind the mask. It's about who's still there when the mask comes off... and he was. He always was.."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,687 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Arnold, Helga, Gerald - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,415 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10670 - Favs: 11,902 - Follows: 12,521 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 6,981 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Edward was in a car accident and slipped into a coma. Five years later and his daughter with Bella, Emily, doesn't know about him. What happens when she meets him and he awakens, will he remember anything? How will he deal with being a dad? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,165 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
My Dirty Little Secret by relapse-relax reviews
INDEFINATE HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8923 - Favs: 15,010 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4248 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
The Event to Last a Lifetime by BlueTopaz20 reviews
Sequel "Fate's Second Chance" is up! Bulma must win the cold heart of Prince Vegeta for her planet's safety. Who will stand in her way and will the prince yield to her seduction? This is an AU fic so things may not be the same as in the series
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,282 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 235 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Cinderella Story by edwardbella001 reviews
Bella is the smart, quiet girl. Edward is the football captain and student body president. What happens when a world of texting and instant messaging unites these two lovers while every element in the universe is trying to keep them apart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 3,426 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5336 - Favs: 5,061 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete