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Joined 03-26-08, id: 1534769, Profile Updated: 09-19-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

I'm swafford duh. I like K-Pop, Naruto, Metalocalypse, and The Boondocks.

I am insanely in love with Korean pop. B2ST is the best band in the world and I love/stalk them with all my heart 24/7. I am a B2UTY through and through. Yoseob bais~

Pairings? I perfer yaoi pairings. I can handle a het or yuri pairing so long as it isn't the main. I am very picky about my pairings, though.

I reccommend the insanely amazing Daydreamer:. She is ABSOLUTELY amazing and my favorite fanfiction author!

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Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Because of Your Smile by LiteraryParadox reviews
Aimee, Sarah, and Grant travel to South Korea on a vacation after their senior year of high school. But when they meet the members of SHINee and B2ST, how will the two three groups collide? And when it's time, can they bare to leave?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010
Stand By Me by AimeeInWonderland reviews
For my friends and I K-Pop drama competition. Aimee, Sarah, and Grant travel to South Korea to study abroad and life couldn't be better especially when they meet their idols SHINee who they soon become close to.Unfortunatly tragedy is on the horizon.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010
Original Sin by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
AU/Yaoi/Lemon- Naruto is sick of wanting something he supposedly can't have and Minato finds himself unable to refuse. Now if only things would stay that simple. Mina/Naru, one-sided Sasu/Naru. Despite attempts at rewriting now DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
It's the Great Pumpkin, Itachi Uchiha by michelerene reviews
Itachi and Naruto doing messy things involving fall fruits, Not pie making or pumpkin carving. I say BOO to such innocent messiness! , as requested by the challenge in which this was written for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cravings by She-bop reviews
yaoi; Ichigo, Hichigo, Urahara, Shinji, Kon, Kensai, Uryu; fluffy multi-chapter hurt/comfort type peice; focuses on the development of Ichigo's sexuality after Instinct with Shinji as his S.O.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 248,342 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Ichigo K., Shinji H. - Complete
Thebes by Idlesana reviews
The little sanity he has left keeps slipping through his fingers whenever Naruto is near. -MinaNaru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Mercy's workout with Adam by stephenie-inspired-novelwriter reviews
Adam's workout with Mercy from Adam's POV. Rated M Yummy lemon. You asked for it, you got it, you eat it.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Adam H., Mercy T. - Complete
The Legend by Anguissette reviews
The success of the Uchiha clan begun with the Kyuubi and it will end with the Kyuubi. -SasuNaru, ItaNaru, Uchihas/Naru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tokiism by Alpha Hydra reviews
Skwisgaar is not the religious type. one-shot and slash: Skwisgaar/Toki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
30 Kisses Challenge: SkwisgaarToki by Mistress Taru reviews
I took the 30 kisses challenge on livejournal. For link, see beginning of chap. 1. SkwisToki warnings: language, violence, BDSM, M/M, sex
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
LaterNever by Hatsbox reviews
Naruto knows the difference between "later" and "never." Life after the Akatsuki. SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Returning the Favor A Twisted Fairytale by michelerene reviews
As the youngest son, Prince Sasuke Uchiha never thought he’d be offered the title of king. Now, with his dreams at his fingertips, he will learn that sometimes you must get lost to be found and not all favors are easy to return. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Week by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto has been given a proposition by the Akatsuki... and one week to decide. Yaoi, lemon, ItaNaru, One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sacrifices by Agni reviews
Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Return by BlueKitten6 reviews
UPDATED and BETA-ED .Naruto comes back after three years to find Konoha has changed and that two missing nin Uchiha broters are now controlling it. ItaNaru ItaSasu ItaNaruSasu SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,611 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughtyness by doodlelover reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to do something. But the blonde isn't sure he wants to...It's too perverted! Ah, well, nothing a little persuasion can't fix. Warnings: -Ahem- SasuNaru, NaruNaru, SasuNaruNaru, boyxboy, Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi Threesome by MapleLeaves-VodkaBottles reviews
FINALLY! The finished and FINAL -sorry- version of 'Shinobi Threesome' is here! I WILL NOT UPDATE IT! SasuNejiNaru .pwp. plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Rivals by Not Really Yours reviews
Hinata had a major crush on Naruto. Sasuke could totally get that. SasuNaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Trouble With High School by MangaFreak15 reviews
AU Pranking Sasuke had never been so much fun. SasuNaru ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/24/2008
Living Arrangement by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke is selling his house. Naruto is a famous artist whom Sasuke is in love with. WARNING: lemon, yaoi, language. sasu/naru. Gaa/naru. sai/naru. Ita/naru. ita/sasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,956 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by The Original Dirtyangel reviews
Something to indulge, if only for a moment. Oneshot. ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
In love with a sinner by Agni reviews
Naruto is in love with a sinner, would he give up everything he holds dear for him? Yaoi, ItaNaru, MPreg!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 130 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Illusions of Nightmares by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*ItaNaru, hints of SasuNaru, One-Shot* After three years, Sasuke returns to Konoha, only to find that the worst nightmares are what you once called normality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bloody Nocturne by Chesiere Cat reviews
AU. Vampire fic. A blue eyed blond bartender encounters a certain raven haired stranger one night. What is it that makes a simple poor boy the target of creatures of the night? Foursome. Kakashi, Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Remorse by Uzumaki-INC reviews
Naru has gone insane because of his obsession with Sasuke and recieves secret meetings from Itachi while in asylum. Yaoi ItaNaru, slight SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/26/2004
A Thousand Ways To Be Alone by Sunfreak reviews
Naruto and Sasuke and Neji, and something like a relationship. Threesome.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2004
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Damaged Goods reviews
Itachi and Naruto are in a master/slave relationship. Now they have a bond outside of the scene and Sasuke, who is determined to get Itachi’s affections, knows. What will he do about it? ItaNaru, BDSM, OOCSasu, Onesided!ItaSasu, Sasuke Bashing, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Akatsuki's New Members reviews
Sasuke and Naruto beg to join the Akatsuki after Naruto's life was threatened again by villagers. SasuNaru Eventual ItaNaruSasu :WILL BE REWRITTEN: Sucks really bad now, just bear with me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Secks? reviews
Naruto AIM convo. XD Uhm...One-sided: SasuNaru, NejiNaru, SaiNaru, GaaNaru TenNeji Sexual references...kinda...and minor cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete