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Joined 03-26-08, id: 1534851, Profile Updated: 02-16-15
Author has written 6 stories for Joan Of Arcadia, House, M.D., Leverage, Dollhouse, and Epic.

I'm 23, easily distracted, easily amused, and interested in a great many things.


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[Epic] On the Edge of Summer - This story is mapped from beginning to end, and will be finished someday. Unfortunately, Real Life keeps getting in the way.

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she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth reviews
Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem. Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,114 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Bedtime Story by Laura Schiller reviews
Sometimes saving the Doctor takes a subtle approach. Melody Pond hears a story from her personal guard.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Clara O., Melody P. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
in action how like an angel! in apprehension, how like a god! by thinkatory reviews
Topher Brink loses his mind, but he never loses Adelle. Spoilers for entire series.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Topher B., Adelle D. - Complete
The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,390 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Spoons by Marzi reviews
or; In Which Dominic Cannot Find His Boss
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 5,262 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
objections by saywheeeee reviews
Five things the Doctor doesn't like about Amy Pond. Written for Challenge 3: Five Things/Times at big jumps. Canon-compliant. Warning: contains profanity.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Princess Bride Job by themonkeytwin reviews
Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles. And hitter, hacker, grifter, thief, mastermind. It had to be done, so I did.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,133 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2114 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Promises by Flaignhan reviews
“Someone's nicked the vol-au-vents!” Ron said disgustedly. - Sequel to Wait for the Song to Stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Wait for the Song to Stop by Flaignhan reviews
“I'm not asking,” he informed her. “Dance with me. See? No question mark. No upwards inflection to insinuate that it's a question. Nothing of the sort. Get up.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Course of True Love by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The perils of joint tenancy by BlackEyedGirl reviews
“Wow. So this is what an out of body experience feels like.” Mostly preslash, shameless exploitation of scifi cliche.
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
The Reinvention of Memory by Luc Court reviews
Set around ch.307. Spoilers. Trying to fix a three man team has its own quirks for Sakura, especially when there are four people involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
So What Happens Now? by Silver Storm Dragon reviews
[COMPLETED, hurrah!] From You Fight Good onwards, an alternative version of events...Shang decides to escort Mulan home, having decided that he should actually do something about his feelings...
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,128 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Wild Card by randomsomeone reviews
Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Opposable Thumbs by Luc Court reviews
[Death Note]. A short, Raitocentric, set during L's time at school. Raito tries to figure out the nature of L's intelligence.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Complete
Project Human by randomsomeone reviews
Growing up gets a little more treacherous, as friendship, caring, and the rehabilitation of those in need eventually all boils down to . . . What? LeeSakuGaa triangle, just to confuse things. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,986 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
You'd Better Not Go Down To The Woods Today by Dyce reviews
There's weird, there's Smallville weird, and then there's just plain *strange*. Today, Pete, Chloe, Lex and Clark all get to experience the latter kind of weird. (Now with extra dinosaur!) [Sequel to 'I Drive The Car']
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2003
I Drive The Car by Dyce reviews
Chloe has a potential lead on a new story... but her best friends are all too busy to help her hunt it down. So she has to improvise.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2003
Edgar Allan Poe In My Own Backyard by linda-seton reviews
Answer to a FF Challenge: Evil Pete, Amnesiac Lana, Lex cuffed to Chloe....oh, you get the idea
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/9/2002
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On the Edge of Summer reviews
Life, after. MK attempts to juggle two worlds and Ronin denies having feelings. A tale of ridiculousness, emotional turmoil, meddling queens, boggans, and what "happily ever after" really means. (Slow-burn MK/Ronin with obligatory MK/Nod and Ronin/Tara.)
Epic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 112 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Ronin, M.K.
Ascending reviews
He's the god of the future. A character study with no respect for chronology.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Topher B., Alpha - Complete
The Fever Sings in Mental Wires reviews
In which ten years pass and an unusual friendship develops from the rubble of the world. A slow-burn Alpha/Adelle featuring an Adelle/Dominic subplot and an evolving psychopath who'd rather not have feelings.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Adelle D., Alpha] - Complete
Safety Dance reviews
Sophie reached over to set a placating hand on Parker's arm. "No one is questioning your ability to strip, Parker. You'd make a fine stripper." Season 1, a team squabble (and no actual stripping).
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Parker, Alec H. - Complete
Intrados reviews
Foreman has never liked Thirteen. A character study set in 5x10, Let Them Eat Cake.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - E. Foreman, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Let the Rain Come reviews
Still, it's not difficult to find him—in this form especially—spectacularly annoying. "You dragged me all the way out here at two in the morning just to talk?" Post 1x05, Just Say No.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Joan G., God - Complete