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Joined 03-26-08, id: 1534959, Profile Updated: 05-22-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Naruto.

Name: Luke Barker

Age: 25 (But act anywhere from 5 to 50...I'm kinda mercurial)

Sex: Male...believe it or not.

Location: Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, England, Earth, The Milky Way, The Galaxy, The Universe.


Important Stuff:

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _' (YEP)
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (YEP)
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" (DON'T REMIND ME)
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." (HELL YEAH!)
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. (WELL...1 OF THEM)
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (THERE'S A MORNING ON SATURDAYS!? I REMEMBER THERE BEING GOOD TOONS THOUGH _)
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (ERM...DO THEY HAVE THAT OVER HERE?)
You remember reading "Goosebumps" (HEHEHE...STILL DO _)
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (BLUSHES)
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not (OF COURSE NOT CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. (OR MORE ACCURATELY...YOU REMEMBER VH1 AT ALL)
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. (YUP)
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. (OH HOW FAR WE'VE COME)
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. (DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT)
Captain Planet. He's a Hero. (WHO NOW?)
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. (YEAH...BUT i MUCH PREFERRED BILLY, THE BLUE RANGER...ERM...TELL NO-ONE!)
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.(I THINK i STILL GOT ONE OF EACH)
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (ERM...NOPE, I'M A BRIT)
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (FUN DAYS...ANNOYING FOR MY FAMILY THOUGH _)
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (DIFFERENT CHANNEL FOR ME, BUT YEAH)
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (THEY'RE NOT NOW? AWWW SHUCKS!)
You remember those Where's Waldo books. (WHERE'S WALLY FOR US BRITS. MAN I LOVED THEM)
You remember eating Warheads. (YUMMY)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. (I SUDDENLY FEEL VERY OLD)
You remember Ring Pops. (BRING THEM BACK!!)
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. (NOT REALLY)
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" (WOW, WE WERE SUCH DORKS)
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (YUMMY)
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. (I REMEMBER A WORLD WITHOUT CD'S!)
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (HEHEHE)
You played and/or collected "Pogs" (BRING BACK NOW!!)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (I HAD 5)

. . . Furbies (GRRRR)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. (OR AS IT WAS BETTER KNOWN BACK THEN...THAT THERE NETTY THING)
And Windows 95 was the best. (OH HOW MUCH PROGRESS WE'VE MADE. MORE SERVICES, LESS TIME IT WORKS)
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (SHUDDER)
Michael Jordan was a king. (DAMN RIGHT)
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (WHO?)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. (ELMO!!)
You collected those Beanie Babies. (I PREFERRED POCKET MONSTERS...THE ORIGINALS, NOT THE POKEMON)
Carebears (SHUDDER)
Lambchop's song never ended. (WHO?)
The old dollar bills. (OLD 10P'S...OLD 50P'S)
Silver dollars, which were cool to have. (BRIT HERE)
You remember a time before the WB. (BEFORE WHAT? WARNER BRO'S?)
You collected all the Troll dolls (WELL...MOST OF THEM)
If you even know what an original walkman is. (OH YEAH)
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (HEHEHE)
You know the Macarena by heart. (NAH, NEVER WAS MUCH INTO MUSIC)
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said (DIDN'T THAT MAKE A COME-BACK RECENTLY?)
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" (NEVER SAID IT MYSELF, BUT MY FRIENDS DID)
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (I REMEMBER GETTING 135 OF THEM...THEN GETTING THEM STOLEN)
You remember Highlight's magazine. (NOT REALLY)
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (DON'T REMIND ME)
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (WHEEE!!)
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .(OH YEAH...SIMPLER TIMES)
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .(WHEN TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS MEANT ACTUAL TALKING)
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .(I MISS THOSE DAYS)
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .(SHUDDER)
Before Spongebob . . .(WHY WOULD WE WANT TO GET RID OF HIM?)
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. (I CERTAINLY DON'T MISS HOMEWORK...SAYS THE WANNABE TEACHER)
When light up sneakers were cool. (NEVER DID GET A PAIR :( )
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. (OR BETTER YET...YOU REMEMBER VHS AT ALL)
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. (CHEAPER DAYS)
When we recorded stuff on VCRs. (WHEN WE USED VCR'S!)
When gameboy was a brick. (OR ANYTHING TECHNOLOGICAL REALLY)
You did MASH to figure out your future (HEHEHE)
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

I think about 90 percent of those apply to me...ie, all the ones that aren't strictly american.

Gosh I feel old.


Favourite Fanfictions: Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy, X-Men, Naruto, CSI, Andromeda

Favourite Fanfiction Pairings (ALL stories by me will be the following): 10/Rose, Harry/Unusual (Ie. Tonks, Female!Blaise etc), Squall/Rinoa (Or Cloud/Tifa, Yuna/Tidus etc), Logan/Marie, Naruto/Hinata (Naruhina), Naruto/Sakura (Narusaku), Grissom/Sara (GSR), Rommie/Dylan

Least Favourite Pairings: Doctor Who - 10/Jack, Rose/Mickey, Rose/Jack, 10/Martha, 10/Donna.
Harry Potter - Harry/ANY Male Character.
Final Fantasy - Any pairings not set by the games.
X-Men - Logan/Jean-Grey.
CSI - Grissom/ANYONE BUT Sara
Naruto - Neji/Hinata (ewww), Naruto/Sasuke.
Andromeda - Dylan/Beka


News:

22nd May 2012: Holy cramoly. Hadn't realised I'd been away this long. Unfortunately, I doubt I'll be returning to writing any time soon. I have the plot bunnies, just not the confidence. As for my 'current' projects, well, with the progress made in Doctor Who since I last wrote, I suppose they're cancelled permanently, even if I return to writing. I just can't justify continuing the 'colours' storylines I planned with all the revelations since then. So, sorry anyone who wanted eventual updates on those.

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Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 127,133 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14072 - Favs: 17,353 - Follows: 14,843 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 4,375 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 619,123 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Remember who the enemy is by Saito Uzumaki reviews
The 75th Hunger games are nearing upon Panem, but these games are special. This years games are the 3rd annual Quarter Quell. Naruto and Katniss have been at peace...somewhat. Still in love behind closed doors and in the spot light, the two have also grown stronger and closer. But will they be prepared if they are thrown back into the games? Probably. Sequel to M.O.B.E.F; Naru/Kat
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,626 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Katniss E.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marcello School by Kjkit reviews
Beginning of summer, Harry is getting over happenings in 5thyr when he is kidnapped and a door of opportunity opens... reviews welcome! COMPLETE! - 09/12 I'm aware of a few chapter loading issues - will be trying to fix when i can!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 179,819 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7629 - Favs: 4,947 - Follows: 4,796 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Different Path by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews
A series of events send Naruto down a different path. A new team, new complications, and a new destiny await him. But will these changes make his own dreams impossible? NarutoHinata, AU Naruto, Naruto Hinata Shikamaru team fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 230,201 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 2,228 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Jutsu of Love? by Marchgirl reviews
A day of training turns sexy for Naruto & Hinata but it doesn't end there: Dating, conflicts w/friends, Parents?, a new Chunin exam and the fox is out of the bag! Naruto's life is turned upside down. He may lose his friends and more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 353,499 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 3,998 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shade of the Leaf by Ravyn reviews
Sasuke is back. Naruto has joined ANBU. Sakura is spending more time in the hospital than in the field. Team 7 struggles to redefine itself, because sometimes you don't know what you really want after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,937 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Black Hearted Auror by Darth Cious reviews
AU of HBP. After losing his Godfather and promising to think before he acts, Harry receives a letter from the new Minister of Magic with an intriguing proposal, he gains a new ally and begins doubting an old one. Independent!Harry Realistic!Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,637 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Move Over by Sabaku no Skyla reviews
NaruSaku. Ch 11. Naruto found that he slept much easier with company. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,514 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Dark Wars: Empire's Plight by Marquis Black reviews
17 years have passed since Voldemort's fall and the Potters vanished. Now, as part of the revitalized British Empire's elite, the Potters return in the midst of a new Dark insurgency. However, their orders quickly come to head with Dumbledore's plans. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,492 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Walk In His Shoes by Gaurdianangelzelos reviews
[COMPLETE] They say that you need to walk a mile in someone's shoes in order to fully understand them. For Ino, this will be a walk she will never forget. NaruIno, T for minor language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Naruto: Hyūga Prilgrimage by Geor-sama reviews
It's time for the Hyūga Heir to make a pilgrimage and only one ninja is up to the task. Uzumaki Naruto, the most unpredictable ninja ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,758 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 5,256 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Gunblade Saga by Peptuck reviews
Fate's game has ended. A hero has risen to save existence, and now only the future lies ahead of him and his comrades. A complete, written chronicle of Final Fantasy VIII. Finished at last!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 473,015 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
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Restoring the Clan reviews
What if Naruto had a better memory than most people thought? Humourous look at the confrontation in the Valley of the End. Genfic. VERY short, practically Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who Is River Song? reviews
A short drabble on my theory of who exactly Professor River Song was. Spoilers for 'Silence in the Library' and 'Forests of the Dead'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
She Is Returning reviews
What did Lucius mean in 'Fires of Pompeii? 2 Short stories showing 2 different possibilities. Series 4 Spoilers!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
What If? reviews
A series of What If's. For each episode of Season 4 containing a hint of Rose's Return, I will write a What If story that will each have her return that episode. Spolers for Season 4. See AN in Chapter 1, important notice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2008
Black Hope reviews
While waiting for The Doctor to return from taking the Olympic torch, Rose decides to pop home and surprise her mum. What she finds scares her, but unknowingly, eventually saves her. 10/Rose. Story 1 in Colours Arc.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Flowers and Rain reviews
A repost of a oneshot from my old profile. A wife remembers her husband after the war. Remembering on how his sacrifice ended it all. Can't post pairing without spoiling it. My fist ever fiction. Enjoy. Reviews always welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete