Author has written 15 stories for CSI: Miami, CSI, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Outsiders, and Big Time Rush.
The name's Melody. Call me this, or Mel, or Still Lovely.
I'm 22, my birthday is in December and I live in Southern California.
I'm not one of those bleach-blonde bimbos who seem to thrive here. I'm just plain old me. Pale, freckled and not quite thin enough.
I love reading, writing, fanfiction and all things related.
I successfully passed and graduated from high school in 2009.
I adore Big Time Rush, teal nail polish, comfy sweatshirts, braided hair, friendship bracelets, toe rings, sandals, skirts, The Outsiders, music, rain, cloudy days, random hugs, kisses to the forehead, coffee, and friends.
I can't live without Big Time Rush, my iPod, my worn and tattered copy of The Outsiders, my friends, and my family.
Love. Laughter. Hugs. Kisses. Smiles. That's all that really matters.
I live in front of my TV and computer. Okay, so maybe not, but I spend a significant amount of time there. My dad is completely convinced that I'm going to go blind from overexposure.
I have an unhealthy addiction to Nickelodeon shows, especially Big Time Rush, and cop dramas, mainly Criminal Minds and the CSI's.
I love almost all the authors on here, but there are a few I'm infatuated with: Miss Fenway, KatieRazzle, 'quote' intangible, TangiblyYours, xChemicalxFallxPanicx, Falling To Fly, DarkElements10, Holly's Follies, ShatteredDiamonds, SpiderMonkey241, OneManWritingGames, ToXiCiTy13, Upstairs.Brain, and MidnightStar.ShiningMoon.
Okay, so it's more than a few. But whatever, they are amazing. Check out their stuff. You'll regret it if you don't.
THE FOLLOWING WAS TAKEN FROM NUMEROUS OTHER PROFILES:
92 percent of the Teen population would die if abrocrombie and fitch decided breathing wasn't Kool, because they're all socs.
I don't want a knight in shining armor, I want a greaser with converse 'n 501 levi's!
Falling, falling into the arms of a greaser- a hood.
You know you're a writer if...
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself while talking to somebody else.
You'll check your email every day for a week, then disappear off the Earth.
Your emails tend to be incredibly long and very random.
When replying to an email, you never actually address the point.
You never have to get up to find pencils or paper in your room.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly talk about yourself in third person, whether past or present.
You start thinking about making lists like this and giggle for no "apparent" reason.
People stopped looking at you funny for no reason a loooooooooooooong time ago.
You describe everyday situations in your head as if they were in a book.
You laugh at completely random/inappropriate times just because of something you read the day before.
When you get an idea for a story, you become more excited than a kid on Christmas morning.
(This made me laugh so hard... So true. XD)
HOW YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE A TRUE OUTSIDERS FAN...
>You laugh every time you drink a soft drink for reasons unknown to people around you.
>You name your horse (Or any other pet) Ponyboy.
>You've looked up Robert Frost poems before, just to read Nothing Gold Can Stay from a different source.
>You've read Gone With the Wind, even though it's more than a thousand pages long, for no other reason except because it was mentioned in The Outsiders.
>If you HAVE read Gone With the Wind, you get randomly excited and squeal at the page where it quotes exactly, "riding into sure death because they were gallant".
>You've started wearing black leather jackets, old jeans, and white t-shirts a lot more than you usually do.
>You've researched the 60s for fun, and you have asked questions concerning the 60s to your baffled history teacher.
>You've tried slicking back your hair with hair gel/grease and squealed happily at the results.
>You've bleached your hair just because Ponyboy did.
>You've started caring about your hair a lot more than you did before.
>You've stopped getting haircuts.
>You've started using the words, "ain't", "golly", "gee", "dig", and other old slang words proudly, not paying attention to the weird stares you're getting from people around you.
>You've read the book so many times you could quote entire pages from it.
>You love your English teacher for getting you to read it.
>You announce to your stunned parents that your new favourite cartoon character is Mickey Mouse.
>You want to hit people when your teacher's showing the Outsiders movie, and they don't pay attention to it/laugh at it.
>You rush up to every random person reading the book, squealing and babbling about how amazing the book is, and how much they're gonna love it so much. You say these thing to COMPLETE STRANGERS too.
>You suddenly wish you had a southern accent, and you love people who actally do.
>You've developed a sudden interest in old movies.
>You do a double take each time someone says the word "Soda" or "Pony".
>You laugh every time you drink Pepsi (Ponyboy's addiction) or Coke. (Dally/Cherry incident)
> You want a horse just so you can name it Mickey Mouse.
> If you're an only child, you start wishing for older brothers.
Copy and paste to your profile if you have done any of the above things! XD I sure had fun writing it... :) Also add to it... Original by EternalBookworm823
The last two added by me! -- StillLovely -- Pass it on!!
I copied this from EternalBookWorm823's profile merely because it made me laugh so hard, I fell of my bed!!
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious. And scared. O.O)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
(I'm laughing so hard I'm making the computer shake right now... Literally!)
Writer's block sucks butt. This quiz will kill time. Maybe I can think of something by the end...
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"The sting did not touch her, she accepted it as a pleasantry." (From Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?
My bedroom door.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Big Time Rush (oh me and my addictions.)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
7:39 pm (not bad.)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
myself typing, myself sniffling, cars outside, and Big Time Rush.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
like an hour ago. went to my car to get a cd.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at
My own profile because I was re-typing it.
9. What are you wearing?,
Tye-dye sleeping shorts and a pink tank top
10. Did you dream last night?
No, because I didn't really sleep.
11. When did you last laugh?
Like five minutes ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
lime green, teal, and purple paint, a peace sign, a zillion photos, a cd shelf, posters...
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yea.. this weird guy at the post office came to my car while I was waiting to park. He then proceeded to yell at me, flip me off, then kick my car, before calmly walking away. I was scared.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I think it's okie day!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
All the books in the world, a library to put them in, and a cat. Tis all I need!
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I carry 3D glasses around with me because they look like spy glasses. My cousin does the same. We have random spy wars.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…
Stop animal cruelty.
19. A quote that you love/live by:
"Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold." (What Outsiders fan doesn't?!)
20. George Bush:
He was our President, now he's not, and I am VERY VERY glad.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes, so long as they speak English, because I failed miserably at foreign language in high school.
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Sorry I didn't believe you existed until now... nervous laugh (yea, not changing that one. EternalBookworm got it spot on!)
25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
wow, my hair looks like a bomb decided to hit it!
26. When is the next time you will have sex?
I can't- How dare- Why would you- You know what? I have NO answer to that!
27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
28. Favorite planet?
29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
No one has called me recently. But I do have a long list of texts.
30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Vibrate... that sounds dirty, doesn't it?
"31. What shirt are you wearing?
pink polka dots... still wondering why I even own it.
32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
no shoes. I'm on my bed.
33. Bright or Dark Room?
Usually bright, 'cause it's better for reading XD but dark works for sleeping and various other activities.
34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Great writer, love their stuff... but I don't know them.
35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Reading Big Time Rush fancfiction.
36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
"Do you want a picture of a cow, or a horse?"
37. Where is your mailbox?
On my porch
38. What's a word that you say a lot?
Social gathering (except I do it in a rave type chant...)
39. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Nikki, my best friend.
40. Last furry thing you touched?
my dog Jewels.
41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
I'm not even going to answer that. shakes head and mutters obscenities
42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I have a digital camera, so none?
43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?
44. Favorite age you have been so far?
18 (my age right now. it makes me happy)
45. Your worst enemy?
People who don't like the Outsiders. Or Big Time Rush.
46. What is your current desktop picture?
David Boreanez from Bones. He's wearing this awesome hat and it kind of looks like he's staring into your soul :D Or maybe that's my demented imagination.
47. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"No, I thought they meant the building was green. Turns out they meant green as in eco-friendly."
48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?
To fly. for sure
49. Do you like someone?
50. The last song you listened to?
Halfway There My favorite BTR song.
51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Obviously. She's my mother!
52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?
The guy who keeps calling at 6am to ask if we want to order the LA Times.
53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Reading would my first choice.
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