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Joined 03-27-08, id: 1535651, Profile Updated: 08-10-13
Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Inheritance Cycle, Twilight, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Death Note, Edward Scissorhands, Shakespeare, and Star Trek: 2009.

WELCOME FRIENDZ.

Yeah, so I had to massively cull this page, because it was full of catastrophically awful sixteen year old drivel about my life and things like that, so when I logged in here I was like, 'Lol bai' and here we are with a wonderfully clean slate. Isn't it exciting?

You know, if it's not bad enough that I have legitimate Twilight fan-fic on here, the fact that I'm adding to it with Star Trek fan fic must put me in some further circle of hell now. Nah, I kid, but seriously, sometimes you just review your fan fic life and you're like, 'Well, looky here, there was a phase when I legitimately wrote that. Ho hum. What a lark.' But it's okay, because, as my besto Pauly T tells me, Star Trek is cool again.

SO. After an absence, I'm right back atcha with a Star Trek fan fic and hoping to get a Sherlocky one out there too but that'll be a while away. It's funny, us fan fic writers, and readers - we somehow always come crawling back, don't we?

This is a profile so odds are that I should be telling you things about myself but above being an Irish college student who idolizes Bernard Black and wonders if there's a way of becoming some kind of cross between him and Snow White (really crotchety and drunk but always impeccably dressed and saccharine sweet?) the rest you can pretty much pick up from the things I write. So without further ado, go forth and read ALL THE THINGS!

And feel free to hit me up about them. Lovin' the chats, and all of that. :)

STATUS REPORT!

Seamus Finnegan, The World is in Your Hands: Complete

The Search for the Moths (same document): Complete

Bitter-Sweet: Complete

Innocence: Complete

A Parting Blow: Complete

Turning of the Tides: On hiatus

My Everthing: Complete

What's the Worst That Could Happen?: On hiatus

I Wish I Could Hate You, Bella Swan: Complete

Break a Leg!: On hiatus

Eighteen: Complete

Choices: Complete

My Life Would Suck Without You: Complete

Legacy: Complete

Blind Pretence: Complete

IQ : Unbeatable: Complete

Martyr: Complete

Drag Me To You: Complete

Rust and Stardust: In progress

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 252 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/23/2009
Two Hundred Six: The Trials & Tribulations of a CMO by Ellarose C reviews
This is the unofficial log of the terrible, awful, wonderful things that Dr. Leonard McCoy has had the ill luck to experience aboard the USS Enterprise. God help him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,802 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Spock, M. Scott/Scotty
Write Your Own Song by Maxiekat reviews
Jack survives the shooting. He has a long recuperation ahead of him, plus Bobby's being a nag, Jerry's worrying constantly, and Angel's thinking about proposing to Sofi. If that wasn't enough, a new threat arises just as life starts to get back to normal. COMPLETE
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,789 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Jack M., Bobby M., Angel M., Jeremiah M. - Complete
Lightning in the Flames by george's firework reviews
We know the story of Harry, Hermione, and Ron but there are other characters in the series that weren't covered so thoroughly. This is the story of two twins by the names of Gred and Forge, so sit down and listen closely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Fred W., George W.
The Obsession by Desert.Moon reviews
Takara grew up hearing tales of "the child-monster," who ate small, badly behaving children. The day she turned six, she discovered that the child-monster was actually a child: Gaara. Now, an unhealthy obsession has been born...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 203,331 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Gaara, OC - Complete
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Unexpected Predicament by cance reviews
Sakura comes home to find the sprinklers have malfunctioned in her apartment building, but luckily her place was unaffected. Unfortunately for a certain silver haired captain, he was not so lucky. A KakashiXSakura Story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,649 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
12 pieces to his story by Ambarlost reviews
12 pieces to the puzzle that is Mello.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Mello - Complete
Antivillain by Bialy reviews
Mello’s not a murderer and he never will be, Halle decides. He’s a kid in over his head, and that might be more dangerous than anything else. MelloxHalle
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Halle L., Mello
Difficulty by Syrasha reviews
She was a coward, an immature and scared little girl. And they loved her for it. MattXOCXMello MattOCMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,103 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Gone by BeyondBirthday'sBestie reviews
He was entangled in her, unable to escape. Everything about her was a mess. Hehurtherhehurtherhehurther. Everything about it was wrong. Why? Why couldn't he be her 'one? And with that, he continued his chase: he was gone. LxOC
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - L - Complete
Beautiful People by Screaming Faeries reviews
Mello smiled. A sick smile.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Mello
Brace Yourself by flamablechoklit reviews
What if it were Matt who 'abandoned' Mello, not the other way around? Wammy drabble, because my muse is a tease.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Simulation by Syrasha reviews
He was born for it. He would be the one to win this, even if he'd never cared about anything ever before. Mail Jeevas would be the exclusive, one and only, Fairy Princess.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Matt - Complete
Dead People by Tierfal reviews
Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Near, S. Gevanni - Complete
Forever, if Necessary by Dlvvanzor reviews
Turns out, Mello is desperately afraid of storms. But the one he loves can always make it just a little bit better. MxM oneshot Mello POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
You and Me and the Weather by toomanypickles reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sakura and Gaara to live together. A drabble fic, about more random stuff that has no real point.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 191 - Words: 50,185 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Great and Terrible Parody by GucciLovingStrumpet reviews
A slightly mad, if not insane, chapter-by-chapter parody of A Great and Terrible Beauty.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Bitter Reunion by swim freak 9000 reviews
I have returned from the dead to complete this story. Murtagh/OC - what happens when Murtagh realizes he has a daughter.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Murtagh
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Glorfindel of Gondolin by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
While cleaning the library of Imladris, Elrohir makes an interesting discovery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
House Note by Omega19x reviews
House and his team are faced with mysterious burn victim. Who is he? What nearly killed him? And what is his connection with the Kira case? Answers only beget more questions as lives are put on the line. -House, M.D./Death Note crossover- COMPLETE
Crossover - House, M.D. & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - G. House, Mello, Matt - Complete
Sleepless by Muse10 reviews
Oneshot. A sleepless night for Sam leads to an interesting conversation with Legolas as well as a new position for the hobbit. Frodo was not the first to speak of Samwise the Brave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
North by princesswingnut reviews
In which Embry Call does the following: falls in love, falls out of a moving car, blows off an essay, goes ice fishing, and finally, FINALLY finds out exactly who his real father is. All basically at the same time. EMBRY FIC. Compass Points series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,430 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Embry, Tanya - Complete
Changing History: Choices by fogisbeautiful reviews
Melody Bernston finds a ring and gets dropped in Middle Earth. DON'T RUN AWAY! Unique ring and a good to decent plot, even if you are sick of the 'girl in ME' stuff, give me a chance, I write well and try to make believable characters. Reviews appreciated
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/5/2003 - [Boromir, OC] Legolas - Complete
Hush by Drowned Hopes reviews
The day she found out, she calmly excused herself, went up to her rooms, and threw the nearest chair through a window. Nasuada x Murtagh.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
Flipside by Drowned Hopes reviews
She doesn't know why she hates the mirror. She doesn't even know it's not the mirror she hates. She simply stares into it, while deep inside she breaks.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Arya, Nasuada - Complete
My Jacob by rainbowfish22 reviews
A short poem. Bella and Renesmee call Jacob 'my Jacob,' but Leah doesn't. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Leah - Complete
Ice Petals by daymarket reviews
AU Selena decides to flee Morzan's castle, taking a four-year-old Murtagh with her. Morzan, enraged, chases after her to try to get her back.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,023 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Where The Sidewalk Ends by Bialy reviews
He's nothing like a knight in shining armour and she's far too plain to be a princess, but when all is said and done that's not what either of them care about. Mello/Sayu, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Mello, Sayu Y. - Complete
Conversations From Eternity by daymarket reviews
A conversation between Brom and Selena in the afterlife that unearths old sorrows.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Selena, Brom - Complete
The Shape of a Life by yeah that's me reviews
A Rohirric child, a victim of war, becomes enamored of an Elf. And in the end that makes all the difference.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Legolas
Why Aragorn Always Seems to be Damp by Fruitful Action reviews
Someone faces a great task... and it involves soap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Finish What It Started by dandeliondreams reviews
When Murtagh was three, Zar'roc nearly killed him. It's time for his father's sword to finish what it started, in the hands of his little brother. Oneshot. Post Inheritance.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Temptation by Mlle. Phoenix Fox reviews
Winifred 'Freddy' James has sworn off men and chocolate...both go straight to her thighs. But when she's sent by her boss at Lady Luck magazine to interview the world's most eccentric, handsome and eligible bachelor chocolatier...this can only be trouble.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,915 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006
My Brother's Keeper by Ponytail Goddess reviews
This is a very angsty two part ficlet about Haldir and his brothers trying to cope with the recent loss of their parents...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Haldir, Galadriel - Complete
The Mark by Tori of Lorien reviews
What happened the night that Morzan left the scar on Murtagh, and how it affects the nineteen year old years after. Set up for Moran's Curse.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Gofi and the Balrog by Levade reviews
Elrond's twin sons have some questions about that Balrog, and know just who to ask.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
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Rust and Stardust reviews
Nurse Cally DeChangy rejoins Starfleet after a personal tragedy with trepidation. What with drunken make-out sessions with her crotchety superior officer, tagging after her idiot brother, guarding evil overlords and generally trying to come to terms with her new status as a coward, it seems that she couldn't have picked a worse time. Danger and intrigue abound!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,969 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, John Harrison/Khan
IQ : Unbeatable reviews
Failed super-geniuses band together for safety, in the beginning. But then it's more. A family. And family doesn't let it's members get hurt, or lost, or fall in love. At least not without a huge fuss. Matt and Mello know this, now. Complete! Mello X OC X Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,572 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
These Tides of Fortunes Must One Day Turn reviews
Lost in a world of sworn oaths, polluted bloodlines and shoddy sword skills, Fabiola, a seamstress of Teirm is suddenly Eragon's best hope at survival. But when paths cross and prejudices emerge, is her life simply too much to preserve? MxOC.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,072 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
A Document in Madness reviews
100 prompt challenge; Ophelia-centric to help with the portrayal of the fair, the fragile, the unfortunate Ophelia. Prompt 8: Dolls. It can't be as important as she thinks, if she thinks at all any longer. But who was it? Why will no one answer?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010
Shatter reviews
Ophelia could just stare at him, the spring to his autumn. But she knows that deep within him, something shatters through their love. There will always be splinters and shards remaining ... but Ophelia will brush them away, content.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010
Yearn reviews
Absolute drabble. I wrote it in a particularly quiet and gentle mood, pondering love and perception. Kim's children were beautiful. But it wasn't the right kind of beauty. It wasn't the beauty she desired. It was wrong.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
Martyr reviews
If she doesn't love him, he'll kill himself. A stark truth, and a life of lies. Bella comptemplates the life ahead of her, and the greatest of sacrifices that she has already made, just to ensure Edward will keep himself alive. The sacrifice of herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drag Me to You reviews
He wouldn’t leave until Light left too. Because Light would never give him up, and maybe, secretly, he was glad. A fic for L's birthday and Halloween. One-shot. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/31/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Blind Pretence reviews
The three times Matt felt fear. The first time in a long while Mello acted like a human. Matt's first cigarette; Mello's rebellious days. Some scars. A dodgy hair cut. Banter among friends, and a camaraderie to outlast many, many insults. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Matt, Mello
Legacy reviews
I don’t want anything to do with you. Anything at all. "Ah, yes. Axel. You shall be the sixth most intelligent person … IN THE WORLD!" This bites, Mello. Or whoever you are. It bites and I’ve given it all up. All of it ... but the legacy remains.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Mello - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You reviews
A short ficlet about Matt and Mello's firm friendship, in the light of noodles and Vice City ... or Hitman. If it was anyone else, Mello would have killed them by now. But Matt was forgivable. Sometimes. Not slash. Inspired by Kelly Clarkson's song title!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Mello, Matt
Choices reviews
It's trivial, certainly ... then why does it feel so important? A simple shopping trip provokes too many questions for one neglected Japanese girl. Misa Amane's thoughts on Light and the choices that brought her to him, if it was a choice at all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Misa A., Light Y.
Break a Leg! reviews
When seven cast and crew members of the Lord of the Rings Musical fetch up in ME before the war of the Ring, it’s going to take a lot to survive. Far from grease-paint and high E’s, what secrets are going to come out? And just why are they there?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,116 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn
Eighteen reviews
Leah's struggles through the eighteen years since Renesmee Cullen's birth to her wedding in as many scenes. There are tears, hardships, but triumph too, even when you're the loser. Eventually you can find peace, if you keep everlasting at it. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Leah - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? reviews
Aoife, impoverished Irish actress, and Paula, aggressive learner driver and artist somehow end up on that fateful trip into the factory. Who knew there could be so many answers to one rhetorical question? Enter for Wonka-glomping, Charlie kicking, etc.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
I Wish I Could Hate You, Bella Swan reviews
He knew it was foolish. She loved a vampire. He was just ... Jake. That's all he ever would be to the girl he loved. Jacob Black's fractured thoughts on the 10 things he hates about loving Bella. Inspired by the monologue in '10 Things I Hate About You.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Jacob, Bella
My Everything reviews
Sometimes you just need to run ... Leah Clearwater's thoughts on the imprints that broke her heart in as many ways a heart can be broken, and the promises that lie smashed a thousand miles away ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Leah
A Parting Blow reviews
One arrow was all it took to end her life. And neither regret, prayer nor tears can restore that which is lost. Legolas's thoughts on a mortal girl's death at his hands. Set just before the War of the Ring. AU. No romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Seamus Finnegan, the World is in Your Hands reviews
Seamus Finnegan, the unwitting Dubliner is forced to fob his way through an encounter with Voldemort at the last battle in Hogwarts. Unfortunately, Seamus fails to recognise Voldemort. Hilarity and hysteria ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Seamus F., Voldemort - Complete
Innocence reviews
Murtagh was once an innocent boy in love, before he became a monster, repulsed even by himself. Chance meetings change his out-look. Chipper than it sounds! No Brissy spoilers. Just imagination. Mild Murty romance.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Murtagh - Complete
Bittersweet reviews
Galadriel’s line was destined to be one of tears. Unrequited love in Lothlorien finds Nimiriel, daughter of Galadriel seeing things she prays desperately for, whilst loathing the sight of for the pain that their disappearance causes. Weepy one-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Haldir, Galadriel - Complete