I curse a lot. I'm so sorry.

Hello hello peeps and peepettes!! In case you couldn't tell this is FifthDayOfMay's page and profile. I've been on this site for a while now but I really wouldn't say that my writing has improved all that much. Im still a novice so please treat me kindly! I really love things like Assassin's Creed, Zelda, the Final Fantasy games and Tales of Symphonia. Those games kick ass. -u- My favorite anime right now is probably Katekyo Hitman Reborn and I adore Batman. Dick Grayson ftw!

Dear Perfect Gifts from Heaven,

It's occurred to me recently that I absolutely love everyone who reads my stuff. Seriously guys, I love you. You're badass in the most badass way possible and if you think I'm not talking about you then you're wrong because I LOVE YOU YOU PRECIOUS BABY ANGELS! I know I'm not a very good or experienced writer just yet, but you still take the time to sit and read something I wrote and it makes me feel so good to think that something I did can entertain you, or make you smile or laugh or even blush. How cool is it to have that kind of influence on someone?

But to be honest, in general I just adore making me people happy and to be able to do that just by writing something is, well it's like magic. So I love you a lot and hope that I can continue to make you happy in the future. And always know that at anytime I want to hear from you and have your opinion or a suggestion for a story. And if you can't tell by now that I'm giddy off of an influx of new reviews and more coffee then is healthy then you certainly know now. Which doesn't make anything I just said any less true.

Seriously, you're great. Love May.

Just ignore my earlier stories if you will. They're not good in any way shape or form but I keep them up as a reminder that anyone can improve, even me. You just have to work and try. Those stories are where I was before, and my more recent stories show my progress. I'm still an awful writer, I have a long way to go, but improvement and growth are constant things. Thinking that brings me hope. So, again, feel free to ignore them. I know they're awful. But I won't take them down because I'm not ashamed of the progress that I've made. However small that progress is.

Another thing, I love my siblings more than anything else so be warned. -glares at world at large- Same goes for my friends, i'm an extremely overprotective individual so if you're on my good side awesome! There are very few things that will put you on my bad side when we're friends and I don't stay mad for long unless I find you've done something seriously heinous.

Please be warned that I WRITE YAOI. I'm in no way ashamed of that and refuse to apologize or explain myself to anyone. However, I am aware that their are an abundance of people who do not appreciate such things. That's fine, I'm not here to force people to like the things I like or change anything about themselves. I know how much that can hurt people and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. True and steady am I in my belief that we may all coexist on this site without violence or harsh words. I do not judge or demean others and expect the same in return. If you cannot respect that I will block and ignore you.

It should also be noted that yaoi isn't my whole world. I'm also obsessed with a good friendship story or a family oriented story. Anything with bonds stronger then steal and love that fucking bards would sing ballads about. Romantic love isn't the only type their is and honestly, I think that romantic love is often weaker. If you love someone so wholly and completely simply because they exist without the need to hop into bed with them, knowing that at any given time you would die for them because fuck your own life you want them to continue to exist and be happy, I think thats pretty amazing. Not to say that romantic love isn't also awesome. I think this is just the "loyalty forever bitches!" Hufflepuff side of me shining through. Carry on and ignore me.

Name : Please call me S or May. I do not wish to have my name on this site any longer.

Age : Old enough to know better then to release that information. But over eighteen at least.

Description : Possibly human

Personality : Upbeat, pesimistic, realist, oddly enough a very common conglomeration of views these days. I suffer from a mental standpoint in which I refuse to cause physical harm to other people called pacifism. I'm also very flirty but I don't mean anything by it so don't take it to seriously. ;)

Once again if theres anything else you want to know (thats not to creepy or illegal) just ask, but don't always excpect an answer, I may be silly but i'm not stupid.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

Mobile Suit Gundam

Duo: "Out of the way out of the way death and pestillence comeing through!"

Labyrinth

Hoggle: You have to understand my position. I'm a coward. And Jareth scares me.

Sarah: What kind of a position is that?

Hoggle: No position! That's my point.

Okay so my favorite comercial's are those commercials where they say: 'If you or a loved one has died from useing SomeDrugAphol call now!' Everytime I see those I can't help but wonder how the heck they expect you to call if you're dead! Does anyone else wonder what those people were smoking when they made those commercials?l

Story Things I'm Working On:

COURTING ASSASSINS IS FINISHED! I'm so glad it's done and I cannot tell you how truly apologetic I am for the amount of time it took to write. But it's finally complete!

To the person who keeps asking me to update my Teen Wolf story: I'm not going to because it's finished so please stop leaving me anonymous reviews asking me to update it anyway. It's done, kindly stop hounding me. It's a oneshot and I have no intention of changing that. I'm sorry for being so harsh with you but I must get this point across.

I'm working on a story with my big sis in which Altair and Ezio are taking care of a smallish Desmond. I'm working on several stories like that considering I really like the DNA threesome interacting. They are my loves. Neko (my sis) also gave me an idea for a Batman story in which Damian is the oldest and Dick is the youngest. Damn her for releasing fornicating rabbits into my skull!!!

For the most part I tend to write whatever I feel like at the time. I have around three hundred stories that are in various stages of completion on my phone. When I finish one and if I like it enough, end up up posting it. Don't even ask me if I have a pattern for this phenomenon because I don't. The end.

Heres a writing meme I found on someones profile:

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order.

1.America

2.Russia

3.Prussia

4.Germany

5.England

6.France

7.Japan

8.Switzerland

9.Lichtenstein

10.Spain

11.Turkey

12.Greece

Have you ever read a Five/Ten story before?

England/Spain? Yes, and it was EXTREMELY sadistic.

Do you think Three is hot? How hot?

Prussia? Yes, yes he is. How hot? Reaaaally fucking hot!

What would happen if Six got One pregnant?

If France got America pregnant? I'm pretty sure Alfred would freak out and Francis would try to calm him down but eventually Alfred would hit him and then go lock himself in his room and whine about it to England who would beat the crap out of France for, “getting there brother pregnant for gods sake! Would you keep it in your pants you bloody frog?!”

Do you recall any good fics about Nine?

Lichtenstein? Can't say I have. Shes adorable though isn't she?! I absolutely love her!

Would Seven and Two make a good couple?

Japan and Russia?….Er...i've read way to many fics where the two of them are at each others throats to see them as anything other than enemies, rival, or sort of friends. So m

Four/Eight or Four/Nine?

Germany/Switzerland or Germany/Lichtenstein? XD I'd have to say Germany and Lichtenstein. It would be one of those cute shy romances. They'd blush from something like holding hands. It would be adorable!

What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship?

If Kiku discovered Basch and Gilbert in a secret relationship? He'd get a nosebleed and take picture of the two of them having kinky slightly violent sex from either a crack in the doorway or the window.

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic.

Russia/France? XD Okay, um.

Bored, Francis searches for something to occupy him while waiting for the meeting to take place. He sets his sights on Russia and coerces Ivan into spending the night with him. Did the Frenchman bite off more than he could chew? Warning: HEAVY LEMONS!

Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten fluff romantic story?

Germany/Spain? I have no idea. I can't really see it though.

Suggest a title for a One/Five hurt/comfort fic.

America/England “I'm Still Here.”

What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic?

Prussia/Turkey. Prussia and Turkey are sick of being looked down on and decide to show the world how awesome they are by making a sex tape starring the two most awesome country's ever. Them! Warning; Ego overload.

Does anyone on your friends list read number Seven het? What about Nine slash?

No.

If you wrote a songfic about number Nine, what song would you choose?

Lichtenstein? Cinderella or Brightly Wound or Aeriths Theme from ff7. Something sweet and innocent.

If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic, what would the warning be?

Russia/Prussia?France? ...rofl Okay warnings for this...its Russia Prussia and France...they're a warning in of themselves! Violence, graphic lemon, blood, bondage, innuendo, inappropriate use of a pipe etc.

What pick-up line might eight use on Five?

Basch on Arthur.

Is that a teabag in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Challenge: Write a drabblefic for Ten/Eight!

I'm afraid I am currently incappable of writing a Spain/Switzerland story because my brain shut down from the sheer strangeness of it all.

What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Japan walked in on Russia and Turkey having sex he'd take a picture and then quietly sneak off to show it to Alfred and Hungary.

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Germany sexing up America? Damn.

In the midst of WWII Germany captures America and decides to teach the allies a lesson they won't soon forget.

Alternatively: Germany gets jealous after seeing the other countrys getting so close to the American so he corners Alfred in his hotel room and shows the younger nation that Prussia's not the only one with nine meters.

Alternatively Again: After dating for several months Germany and America decide to take their relationship to the next level. Awkward first time sex.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Yes.

Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

No.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope.

Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Russia/Germany/England? No, I cant say I would. Maybe if they were all plotting together against America or sitting around drinking tea discussing world affairs in a calm and logical setting but probably not in any other situation.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Spain? Mmm, “OH GOD YES MR.TOMATO!” or “I WISH MY FRIENDS COULD SEE THIS!” Meanwhile behind the curtain France and Prussia sit recording the whole thing and simultaneously aww.

What was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I read several really good stories with Arthur in them just yesterday.

What is Six's super secret kink?

Its France, none of his kinks are a secret. But here are some of his not so secret kinks:

Can Can Dresses. Wine for lube. Candlewax. Inappropriate use of wine bottles. Roses in uncomfortable places. Having sex with his brothers (Arthur, Matthew, Alfred). Painters. Large and frankly ridiculous orgys. Sharp objects. Fighting with England (it turns him on). Poetry in bed. Sex on bicycles.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would Turkey have sex with Lichtenstein? For fear of Basch probably not, and if he did it would be rape.

If three and seven get together who tops?

Prussia and Japan? Prussia would top.

“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the advice of Five and finds true love with Two.” What title would you give this fic?

“America and Lichtenstein are in a happy relationship until Lichtenstein suddenly runs off with Germany. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Turkey and a brief unhappy affair with Greece, then follows the advice of England and finds true love with Russia?”

Apart frrom this being the apparent prequel to my Germany?Lichtenstein story (see question six) it makes an odd amount of sense and is kinda hilarious. Hmmm, 'Something In the Water.”

How would you feel is Seven/Eight was canon?

Kiku/Basch? Confused and oddly aroused.