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Joined 03-27-08, id: 1536046, Profile Updated: 04-15-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Hey Guys!/girls! my name is Eddielover101 or Kris but don't tell anyone. and yes i am a girl thank you very much! i live in Ca home of the wonderful "Stars" hehe yaya. im 17 and not a driver(woohoo)!

Birthday: March 9! woohoo its also the same day that Bella and Edward had there first date! omg!! hehe

i would write but i really like reading writing was never my thing but if ur lucky ill put one up in lets say 2months! so watch out!

You guys can look me up at youtube i have no friends(tear) i know its sad but im there if need a friend!: http://www.youtube.com/user/Twilighter121

~i have friends now! but i can still use some more!~

im also in iMesh its like itunes but better! you can chat and download music (its legal) you buy the mp3 or just listen to music right off your computer and sadly i dont have friend there either! haha

Hobbies: Reading, playing my flute(yes i am a band geek and happy to be),making mini movies, listing to music, drawing, music, reading twilight, new moon, and eclipse 10,000 time, did i say music, and sending funny review to my fav authors!

Music: i really don't want to bore u guys with all the music i like ill say this my poor ipod of 3in a half years is going to bust and die! any way just think what u like because i probably have it and love is as much as you!

Fav. Books:ALL the Harry Potter's (the third is my love and joy), Twilight DUH! Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demon, any thing Steven King and so much more!

Music:right know i would have to say my fav song right now is Sweetness by Jimmy Eats World if u havent heard it u need to check it out, and Hot N Cold by Katy Perry oh and How Six Song Collid the mixed song i've heard

Sweetness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU3KBI5qyEY

How Six Songs Collid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JKKl95Ttrc

oh check out the spoof for Twilight my friend showed me this and its sooooo funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA

ok so i love LOVE! the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and if you havent heard their ne song 'Pen and Paper' you need to!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHWXC0_6e60&feature=related


Hey hey first ever story is up! please check it out i want feedback it helps so much to know what you think!


Quotes! yes the fabulous quotes most from Twilight and some from these lovely fan-fiction that keep my life going!

My anger took over and I spat out. “Leech!”

Dog!”

He whipped back.

“Bloodsucker.”

“Pup

“Parasite.”

“Mongrel

“You smell funny.” We yelled at the same time.

- Jacob, Edward

“OH MY FREAKING FISHSTICKS I HATE YOU!”

- Bella, Alice, Jasper

“ When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie’s tree?”

- Bella ( NM, pg. 279)

“ Nothing. I just hadn’t realized before. Did you know, you’re sort of beautiful?”

- Bella (NM, pg. 192)

“ I mean that if you see a wolf running around your house, don’t shoot at it.”

-Jacob ( E pg. 212)

“ Does my being half-naked bother you?”

- Jacob (E. pg.216)

“ Are you trying to distract me? It’s working.”

- Edward ( E. pg. 224)

“It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share

- Alice (T. pg. 346)

“ Shall I explain how you are tempting me?”

- Edward ( T. pg. 319)

"I wasn’t about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive."

"So let’s say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"

"Why is the plane crashing?"

"The pilots are passed out drunk."

"Easy. I’d fly the plane."

"Both engines have exploded and we’re falling in a death spiral toward the earth."

"I’d wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I’d run you back to the scene of the accident, and we’d stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history."

- Edward and Bella (E. pg. 88)

"Are you gonna tell me how you stopped the van?"

"Yeah. I had an adrenaline rush," he stumbles. "They're very common. You can Google it."

-Edward and Bella (Movie)

Go Fly A Kite!

You are the cheese to my macaroni

Or you will be killed by a fluffy bunny running with scissors….On a roller coaster. In Disney Land, the day before your birthday. (not mine )

and so help me if you try to stop me, I will buy a giant carousel, put it in the back yard, name the scariest looking horse (name), and you will ride it ten times a day until the day you die (not mine)

“You were certainly thinking about someone’s biology,” Jasper chuckled. “Want to play a round of guess Eddie’s mood right now? I bet I win!”

Lifes little choices

-my bella

MENTALLY SLAPS SELF UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH BANANA FOR STUPIDITY.

"Maybe we should be thinking something like, "We come in peace." "Go for it." "Edward?" He called the name tentatively. "Edward you there? Okay, now i feel kinda stupid". "You sound stupid too."

-Jacob and Seth (BD pg 215)

Take the baby," Edward said urgently. "Throw it out the window."

-Edward and Jacob(BD pg 354)

I snorted. "It wasn't a pretense, Edward. I don't spend my free time plotting like some people do. What can we do to wear Bella out today?"

-Bella (BD pg 111)

"Do want to swim with the dolphins this afternoon --burn off the calories?"

"Maybe later. I had another idea for burning calories."

"And what was that?"

"Well there"s an awful lot of headboard left..."

-Edward and Bella (BD pg 117)

" Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?"

"His name is ' Shut the hell up.'"

-Bella (BD pg 188)


Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

( thanks to the wonderful EdwardRULES )

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

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ok so my user name may be Eddielover, but god if i could i would change it to Jazzylover! Jasper rocks! lol and if you love this southern bad ass hottie as much as i do go copy this to your page! Jasper Lovers Unite! (ok that was stupid...lol=))

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Copy and paste if you love Jasper too!

You know you love Jasper if:

You celebrate Veterans Day and say its for Jasper

Whenever someone mentions Texas or the Civil War you shout "Ohhh! Jaaaasper! I loooove Jasper!"

When someone asks if you know anyone emo, you answer Jasper.

If someone asks "Do you know how I feel?" or something like that, you respond in an annoyed voice "Do I look like Jasper?!"

You turned in an 15 page report on why the Confederate wasn't so bad.

The Civil war is all you read. (besides Twilight)


Here are the links for my story the Wedding Planner:

the wedding cake: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/253/535437126_f8c274eda2.jpg

the dress i wanted: http://www.thebridalchest.com/collection_the_bridal_chest.html

Roses pink dress: http://fashion-hobby.com/photos/New-wedding-dress.jpg

Roses real wedding dress: http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=3348&prodgroup=10

Emmetts Tux: http://www.jimsformalwear.com/images/product/707_mirage.jpg

Bella Made of Honors dress: http://www.davidsbridal.com/social_dresses_detail.jsp?stid=3443&prodgroup=213

Leeds Castle and fun facts: http://www.castles.org/castles/Europe/Western_Europe/United_Kingdom/England/Leeds-Leeds/Leeds.htm

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Braille by Lahali reviews
Brielle saw more in her 16 years than most have in a lifetime. After her mother's suicide and her own failed attempt,she is forced to move in with her aunt in Forks. Add in a werewolf named Embry and all hell breaks loose. Rated T, will be changed to M.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 107,671 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Embry
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,689 - Follows: 12,384 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unintended by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Three months after Edward left, Bella was brutally raped. Now, two years later, the Cullens have returned to Forks. How will Edward react to Bella's shocking news? And can Bella ever forgive him for leaving? EXB M for rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008
Nanny by twalkerow58 reviews
Edward's wife leaves him and their three children right after she gives birth to their daughter, what will happen when the nanny the Edward hires is none other than Bella Swan? A/H.B&E R&Em A&J I AM still working on this story' it's just taking more time
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 4,545 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,899 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,312 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13358 - Favs: 8,081 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
The World Is Ugly by kiwixpsychedelic reviews
Edward has been blind since he can remember, Bella is his new guide, he falls in love with her, completely charmed by her voice. But when his sight is repaired, will he be dissapointed by what he sees? full summary inside BXEhuman rated M please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,520 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 6/17/2008
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Remember Me by An End Has A Start reviews
Edward has to raise his three kids alone after his wife dies. Little does he know that she plans on helping him out every step of the way. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,707 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dateless For Too Long by softballgirl1136 reviews
Bella is sick of spending Saturday nights alone while her two best friends go out on their dates. When she meets Edward, a charming green eyed waiter, she finds hope for herself. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,303 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
First Kiss by Katerina Petrova Salvatore reviews
7 Minutes in Heaven: Sixth grader Isabella got her first kiss from the most popular high school freshman, Edward. Unfortunately Edward moved out of the USA, and it is not until ten years later that the two meet again. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,747 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental I Do by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
What do you mean I can't marry Jacob,"I hissed,my hands clenched into small fists.The attorney pushed his glasses up on his nose and looked at a booklet in his hands."Because you are already married to a mister Edward Cullen,"AH.Cannon Pairings Mostly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 2,748 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello, You Must Be My Sex Therapist by venom with love reviews
Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 3,884 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vendetta at Twilight by muggleinlove reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends age 11. The attraction between them is obvious. Will they admit their feelings to each other? What is James and his family plotting? HP/Twilight crossover, only Twilight Characters in HP setting. Normal Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,336 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,646 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Married at Seventeen by Sorark reviews
Bella and Edward get married at seventeen which only makes her life even more complicated. How out of control will life get for them now with Mike wanting to kill Edward? Will this become a fun project or hell? I suck at summaries. twist&turns inside R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4086 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 3,898 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8698 - Favs: 5,368 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
UnPolished by Ashgirl195 reviews
Bella never expected to get involved with Edward Cullen. When she does, complications show up, causing some lives to spiral downward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,558 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2921 - Favs: 3,379 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Reflection in the Hallway Mirror by ericastwilight reviews
A heartless Edward is cursed and chooses to live his life confined in his home. When given the chance to see his love again, he takes it. A modern take on Beauty and the Beast. Strong language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Piano Pleasures lemon by Mahjinx reviews
BxE, Piano, suggestive themes, LEMON
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4710 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teh Notes 0o by Flat-Lining Inside reviews
Notes Between different Cullens, Hales, and Swan! The first one was an actual note me and my best friend wrote lol! Co-writer and Best bud -Bella-: Preference-fuels-passion! She has two other really good stories, go check them out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
The New Year's List by E.C. Cullen reviews
BxAxR come up with a list of things to do before 2008 ends. Bella is in for a wild ride with her two best friends and Edward just happens to be there every step of the way. Crude/sexual humor, all human. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008
Just One More Night by cherry-kiss-red reviews
on hold; It probably was the best night of Bella Swan's life, but what happens when she realizes that the man she just slept with, is the same man she is going to share an apartment with? ... Well, it's going to be a lot of fun. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dancing in a Minefield by Lily Turwaithiel reviews
Edward and Bella in 1918. Historically accurate and ALL HUMAN. But only for a while...Edward's human life with Bella thrown in. How will that change things? And what will happen to Bella when Edward gets sick? Will she know about Carlisle like his mom did
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,842 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Night Standers by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella has a one night stand with a beautiful, bronze-haired stranger. The next day she starts work as a secretary and learns of her bosses less than angelic ways when it comes to women. So who is this boss?A certain Mr Cullen. R&R. AH. OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,224 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bikinis and Cocktail Dresses by twilight taylor reviews
Bella Alice and Rosalie are best friends. They decide to go to the pool where they see the three most hotest guys ever. Will they hook up? Bad summary, but the story is great! All human, Exb AxJ RxEm. REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,087 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11622 - Favs: 8,524 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Year in Heaven's Hell by hellopants reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1953 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virtues by anonanne reviews
What if mike decided to take what he wanted forcefully? If he raped Bella, then what exactly would happen? *Rewriting*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008
Heartbeat by Elaina7774 reviews
Bella is a witch and transfers to Hogwarts for her sixth year. There she becomes dazzled by the mysterious Cullen family. Can love survive blood lust, dark magic, and the secrets hidden deep inside the Forbidden Forest?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,350 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Forbidden Passion by YoricksSkull reviews
What happens when Edward accidently catches his forbbiden fruit, not being so inncocent? B&E Beware the tides of Lemons!88,000 plus hits! Read REVIEW and enjoy! A twisted tale to get hooked on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,800 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007
Hunter or the hunted? by Sophia24 reviews
Bella is a professional assassin. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen and has to figure out why she is so unwilling to kill him....B/E...AU, OOC, 'M' for murder in the first chapter. possible lemons, or more murder. All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Can't Beat'em Join'em by TwiHard24 reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Three Little Months by dwellondreams reviews
Edward Cullen, needing to escape Forks, decides to spend his summer vacation in Phoenix. He's not expecting much, certainly not the beautiful girl next door. But how can he trust her when he's already been hurt once? Full summary inside. AU All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Between Love and Duty by muggleinlove reviews
Edward is the oldest son of Carlisle, King of Volterra. Bella is an American woman on a three month trip with her stepsister, Rose, and her boyfriend, Emmett. What happens when Bella and Edward meet? Will Edward choose love or his duty? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 94,652 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once Upon a December by bmw72792 reviews
Basically its a cross between Twilight and Anastasia more twilight though: It takes place during the W.W II in England. Bella/parents get seprated and she ends up in an orphanage with no memories from her past. Who will end up saving her? ExB ch.8 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008
Midnight Dust by Scarlet Vamptastic reviews
“Aww but I like Eddie it’s much cuter. But then again Edward is sexier.” She was now standing in front of my desk her finger tracing circles on my chest aimlessly. If my heart could beat I’m sure it would be beating at a ridiculous speed."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6315 - Favs: 3,825 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Meadow by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
After sixteen years of ignorance, Elizabeth Masen, daughter of Edward and Bella, decides it's time to find out who, and what, she really, truly is. A summer with her grandfather in Forks might be all she really needs. Full summary inside. T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,641 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008
Cupcakes: The Sequel by Angel Ren reviews
Remember when Bella and Edward make Cupcakes? See Cupcakes, by AngelRen We saw through Bella's eyes, and a bit through Emmett's. But what was Edward thinking the whole time? Now you can find out! Cupcakes: Revisited. Pure Fluffathon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Edward
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
ReHitched by Nollie Marie reviews
/Sequel to Hitched/ Edward & Bella want to renew their vows the ‘right’ way. But w/ stress from work, being parents to new born twins, PLUS the wedding plans will they make it back to the alter? And who is this stranger who keeps visiting Bella? Plez R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,232 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Primal Desires by Velvet Blood Roses reviews
What if Edward let go of his inhibitions? What if Edward was more sultry, and by God what if Bella responded! Co-authored by "My-Bella".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,588 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
The playboy and the lamb by xoxNany303xox reviews
ALL HUMAN. Edward's the school player. Bella's the new girl at Forks High. And Edward wants Bella. He wants her... bad. How will he do to get her? What will he do to seduce her? In what way does he want her? Will she fall for him? Answers in the story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,839 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Sleigh Rides by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward asks Santa for a favor. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
Comedy or Tragedy by For I Have Sinned reviews
Bella moves to Seattle with her sixteen year old daughter to teach English at the local highschool after their life falls apart in New York. What happens when her daughter becomes fast friends with Edwards daughter? Comedy or another Tragedy? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
The Other Half Of Me by CullenLove reviews
I had decided before the last note of the piano had faded. I would not live another minute without Edward! I picked the first thing that came to hand- a kitchen knife, glinting in the early morning light that seeped through the window... EdxBell, LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Meaning? by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
FORKS by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Twilight version of Titanic! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Do Doctors Still Make House Calls? by lil'miss whitlock reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! Bella's hurt herself again, will the doctor be able to make her feel better?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Dear Diary by BellaHickenbottom reviews
Jasper gets bored and makes Carlisle "feel" in love with a member of the Cullen family but who is it? SLASH *ONESHOT*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Forgotten Love by FaithAdeline reviews
What if Edward decided to join the Volturi after hearing of Bella's death? Now that he's a skillful guard, on his way to becoming a Volturi member himself, what will the return of his old love do to him? And how will his new flame handle it? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,178 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Made of Honor by lunargirl317 reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since college. One day, she has to go to Scotland for six weeks, and during that time he realizes he loves her. When she returns she has a surprise: she's engaged and Edward is the maid of honor! Can he win her back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,907 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
he's not here by animelove454 reviews
Well bella and Edward are at her house and Edward is frustrated NOT Good at these things R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008
Lessons in Life by muggleinlove reviews
Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 80,439 - Reviews: 3311 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day by hideunspoken reviews
This is a collection of scenes for each of the quotes of the day for Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
you SLEPT with him? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Please Be All Mine by emmyfreak13 reviews
Bella has been Dating Jacob for some time. but will his absence and Edwards apperace cause her to have to choose between the guy she loves ane the guy that will never leave her. First fan fiction so please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
The Assistant by littlewonders.x reviews
All Human. After being hired as a personal assistant to a multi-million dollar company owner, Bella Swan falls fast and hard for her boss’s son. A year later, as the pair try to figure out a way to break the news to his mother, a whole new problem ensues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Inappropriate Attraction by Ms.Poetry Herself reviews
I would like to bring you back in time, to see what it would have been like if Bella was a maid in the Cullen household ! What would happen if Edward started to grow feelings for her, can they live happily ? Read to find out.........
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007
27 Dresses by xxlilyyannxx reviews
Bella Swann is always a bridesmaid, never a bride. She is also the wedding planner and is planning a wedding for her best vampire friend Alice! You don't have to see the movie to understand the story. BxE eventually
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Before the Dawn by cltaylor reviews
Bella finally gets what she wants most from Edward- eternity. Spoiler for all books- set after Eclipse. Rated mature for adult audiences.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Airport Drama by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
The Airport Chapter in the end of Twilight. What if Alice did see Bella's plan? What if Bella heard Alice calling her name as she ran into the bathroom? Would Bella still get away? READ AND REVIEW! Rated T for mild language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Waitress by rubberduckie2013 reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT! All Human. "Do you need anything more, sir?" "yes." "and that would be...?" "you." ExB Rated M for lemons, language, and M-like things. R&R please! Tell me what you think of it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Do I Know You? by amaXdear reviews
What exactly was going through Jasper's head when he met Alice? Just a short little bit of fluff about when they meet, and the first time she convinces him to go 'vegetarian.' JUST A ONESHOT! Stop adding it to your alert list, nothing's gonna happen.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
10 Reasons To Hate Men by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella writes a column for the magazine Essential Style, and has just been assigned the topic "10 Reasons To Hate Men". Bella does hate men, so she thinks the article easy. But will her new co-worker Edward be able to change her mind about men, and him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Bella's Nightmare by theramblinggirl reviews
ONESHOT. Bella awakes one morning from the worst nightmare she's ever had. And let me tell you, there is no nightmare worse than finding out that- well... you'll see.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Undead Love by SimonAndSimone reviews
Edward leaves again for a vampire. Bella meets Aaron and they fall in love. When Edward and his family come back Bella will have to choose and hearts will be broken and trust tested. cheesy T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
What Edward Cullen Will Never Do by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Bella wants to know what Edward can't do. But Edward can do everything, right? Maybe not... Read for more details! Fluff galore!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Life When Two Girls Are In Love With Edward Cullen by Fire xx Ice reviews
Jessica likes Edward, Bella likes Edward. He has never liked any other girl, except as friends. One day he falls head over heels with a girl based on phone conversations they have. Who is this mystery girl and when will they meet? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
There's A Thin Line Between Love and Hate by TearsXRoses reviews
Bella and Edward had been enemies from day one. Growing up there was always some fight going on. What if in Junior year their friends have had enough? Will sparks or fists fly? ExB HUMAM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Bellatouille by cookybabe reviews
AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Misplaced Memories by hellopants reviews
This is an add on one-shot to The Curse of the Smiley. Jasper has misplaced a very important memory about Bella. all human. only rated M for language and because Smiley is!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Bella Needs It Bad by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella needs it bad from Edward...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
The Toast Attack by L.C.Candle reviews
What might happen if Bella became insane from sleep deprivation. Rotating POV, if anyone looses brain cells or suffers damage from laughter, L.C. Candle is NOT paying hospital bills. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
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The Wedding Planner reviews
Bella Swan world famous wedding planner has the task of planing THE wedding of the year but what will happen if she looses her sight of focuse and falls for the green eyed groom. all H. E. Double toothpick will brake loose. Will Bella get her happy ending
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,301 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Not So Happyist Place On Earth reviews
the sequel to A Normal Day.. The cullens want to go to Disney World the happyist place on earth but in a few days it wont be so happy. with surpises and shocks laughs and fun come join Edward an Bella on a rocking roller coaster ride that wont seem to end
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Normal Day At the Fair With the Cullens reviews
The Cullens want to go to the fair. with danger magnet Bella and her friendly vamps what could go wrong? first fanfic please dont hurt me just enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Complete