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Joined 03-27-08, id: 1536247, Profile Updated: 03-29-12
Author has written 4 stories for Sweeney Todd, Star Wars, and Team Fortress 2.

I'm an amateur writer, budding cartoonist, and disgruntled student.

There are stories in the works, and there may be a story without an "m" rating, but it's best not to get hopes up. Also, constructive criticism is very welcome.

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Authority by dear cecil reviews
Medic is, on the field and in his office, a man who loves to be in charge. In more intimate affairs, however, Spy learns that the man can be quite different. Warnings: Sex, power play, weird dirty talk.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Spy, Medic - Complete
Good Omens Drabbles by H.J. Bender reviews
A collection of 6 drabbles: "Hell of a Night", "Dirty Desire", "Naughty Knickers", "Snow Play", "Swallowed Wholly" and "Snotsicles". Ratings vary for each, mostly T.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Arrangement by Solaras Inc reviews
Turpin wonders how much his patronage is worth to Mr. Todd and his barbershop. Turpin/Sweeney
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
THE BEST EXCERCIZE EVER by dontEVENgirlfriend reviews
COACH Z AND HOMESTAR FUCK.I ACTUALLY WROTE MOST OF THE SEX SCENE IN THIS ONE.Then I got lazy.
Homestar Runner - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007
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Achtzehn Grad reviews
This is somewhat of a redo of a previous story-Piss and Vinegar- in more fun, bite-sized bits. Rated M for fun to come.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Medic, Sniper
Quickie reviews
Another attempt at a Star Wars fanfiction. Pairing is concealed in the story.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Han S. - Complete
Continuation to Previous Smut reviews
It's Sweeney/Anthony/Toby. Hope you enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Tobias R., Sweeney T.
Not What You See Everyday reviews
Just a simple story of homo eroticism between Anthony and Sweeney.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Anthony H., Sweeney T. - Complete