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I'm sorry I deleted all my stories, but I have reached a point in my life where I cannot comfortably have them remaining on the internet. If you want to talk about it, please PM me. Sorry again, I know they meant a lot of some people, but they are just stories - this is my life.

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Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Mr Bennet's Daughter by Lady Susan reviews
Sequel to Childhood Impressions. Misunderstandings sunder the childhood friendship of Darcy and Elizabeth. Now an independent young woman, Lizzy must work to regain her old friend – who has become the cold-hearted master of Pemberley. Meanwhile, Georgiana falls in love with her piano master and Jane falls in love with Bingley.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 110,446 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Getting to the Mustard by Amy Elizabeth reviews
Remus has instigated open flirting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 2/16/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Burning Up by 0Life-is-a-Song0 reviews
Nick never moved on from Aleze Bennett. He harbored her love; he let the flames breathe. People warned him about getting burned, but he's a ticking time bomb anyway. He's reckless, volatile. He'll do what he can to get her back. Guess what? Time's up.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,032 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Don't Stand So Close by AmaranthineSomnium reviews
AU. Dumbledore needs a substitute for DADA and Remus Lupin seems the right man for the job. But when Nymphadora Tonks asks for tutoring to get into his NEWTs class, the job gets a lot more complicated than Remus bargained for. Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,358 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Astonishingly Beautiful by Miss Pseudonymous reviews
What if Darcy hadn't said, "She is tolerable." What if instead he had said...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Sunny Disposish by Valadilenne reviews
Alice goes back into the Wonderland, charged by a new monarch to root out the cause of classic denizens across the kingdom disappearing one by one. The Mad Hatter and March Hare remain her closest confidantes. WCMI inspired.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,909 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Contemporary Lies by DesireeDarcy reviews
Modern P&P. Darcy insults his sister's teacher, one Ms Elizabeth Bennet, and chaos naturally ensues! Feel free to read and drop a line!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/8/2009
They Know Enough Who Know How To Learn by kitdelovely reviews
The Darcy marriage comes about a little differently and the couple must learn to love each other by learning from each other. Chapter 17 is up. Read and review!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,172 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/19/2008
Addiction by Sapsorrow86 reviews
Mr Gold, hardened Wall Street businessman, finds himself addicted to something only Starbucks can offer… other that the coffee.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
DealMaker and TruthSpeaker by Sparks reviews
"Why did you come back?" he asks her. Her first answer dies on her lips; she cannot trick the trickster. "I met a woman on the road," she says.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Liar by arosynose reviews
He clutches her hand so tightly, but makes sure not to break it. It's as fragile as porcelain, and worth a thousand chipped teacups. "You've only just come home."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Layers Deep by RhineGold reviews
Mr. Gold takes a housekeeper. Rose French finds a home.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Something About Forever by Cyprith reviews
Belle refuses to leave. She remembers a promise-something about forever-and she intends to see it through. Rumbelle
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Later by Cyprith reviews
Later, the chance of it will break him. To think he might have missed her, had he slept well the night before. Gold/Belle
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Old Midnights by Cyprith reviews
There are many midnights between them, but there are two that hurt the most. Gold/Belle
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Single Servings by barneyrockz reviews
Elizabeth always enjoys making temporary friends on airplanes, but when her only option for conversation is a perpetually scowling businessman, she may find that her 'single serving friend' is more permanent than she thought. One-Shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
Reasons Why by rushmore reviews
Lizzie Bennet, of sound mind and body, would like to explain her reasons why she hates Will Darcy the Village Idiot. Unfortunately, her crazy family is kind of getting in the way, and where the hell is her orange juice?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,020 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009
Sisyphus by JillianCasey reviews
It's never been if. It's always been when. Alternate Universe. Oneshot.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Musings of a Lonely Lizzy by AndYouThinkYouKnowMe reviews
FINALLY PART 3! Elizabeth Darcy muses during different parts of her marriage. The first as she awaits her husband's return and the second as she awaits a different special someone! Part 3 is a surprise! Just a little Lizzy & Darcy fluff really! *COMPLETE*
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,913 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
How Do I Love Thee A New Version of Jane Eyre by Bonbonnett reviews
This is a twist on the original, a slightly different story-line with mostly your favorite characters. I hope you will like it-there will be surprises and lots of k-i-s-s-i-n-g! Please read and review!
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,300 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Red Light, Green Light by orchidvines reviews
You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Blind by Mango Schmango reviews
Modern Emma. Emma, of Highbury Advertising, is immersed in her own world of matchmaking and artifice. Will she realise that there is more to life than a life of Moet, designer clothes and big paychecks? Perhaps with the aid of a certain Knightley?
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,985 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
One Drunken Night In Vegas by Lila Turner reviews
Instead of a Hunsford proposal, you get a Vegas proposal with an inebriated Elizabeth and Darcy. What happens to these beloved characters in this very modern, what if, version of P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,325 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007
So Let Go by michellemybelle25 reviews
An alternate ending, Christine must face her darkest desires to learn what loving Erik truly means.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,821 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
Backfire by quamquam20 reviews
The use of pickup lines can have unintended consequences. A one-shot set immediately after Ch. 6 of WCMI. T for innuendo. Alice/Hatter, Alice/Reg.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Sweet Hearts by watchfob reviews
After the famous encounter at Netherfield Manor, William Darcy finds himself in quite the predicament. How can he hide his new-found feelings for Elizabeth Bennet when there's a bright red signal flare floating above his head? AUish, modern.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,815 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009
An Object of Some Interest by golden orange reviews
A conversation on a dance floor in Meryton, circa 1798.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
From 'Emma'. Mr Woodhouse is not the only one who finds it difficult to let go. Emma/Mr Knightley.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
A Series of Alternate Events by Miss Pseudonymous reviews
There were plenty of opportunities for Margaret and Thornton to have gotten together earlier. Shall we explore each one?
North and South - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Closer by everymonday reviews
Modern P&P. A love story. Lizzie's a ballet dancer that may never dance again; Darcy's a doctor that helped save her leg. A story exploring love and how it drives people to do some of the things they do. COMPLETE!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Next Half Hour by Miss Pseudonymous reviews
Begins with the last line of the novel, extending the story by about half an hour.
North and South - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
You Were The First Mile by luna leigh reviews
Emma's mission was easy; using her considerable matchmaking talents and ability to see into the human psyche, she would find a match for her roommate. But love is never easy or predictable, and what Emma finds she needs most is insight into her own heart
Emma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,068 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Innocent Angel by Erik'sangel527 reviews
Erik Destler kidnaps Christine Daae from her home and takes on the difficult challenge of getting her to love him the way he does her. They will both have to learn to trust each other. Modern day, E/C... COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,100 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Have You Ever? by theschuesters reviews
RLNT. A simple question that leaves a deep mark in both Remus and Tonks's live that fateful early New Year morning. Just pure fluff. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Your Teacher by Erik'sangel527 reviews
Christine meets her voice teacher, Erik, when she's twelve. Years pass and their feelings for one another deepen. This story has to do with their time together, their time apart, and the relationship that develops and grows. Modern day, E/C... COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,002 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Forgiving Pride by elliejelliebean reviews
New York City, 2008: Witty and clever Elizabeth Bennet goes to work for the insufferably proud Fitzwilliam Darcy, a highly respected city lawyer...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,775 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008
New Born by dontdreamoffallingconsciously reviews
Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks, retro; OotP and HBP, how it all began. A different, intensive take. Inspired by Muse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Gingerbread Cookies by Sonic Jules reviews
Ten and Rose ... The Doctor and Rose land in London. While he fixes the TARDIS, she attempts to fix him a treat. Two chapters total.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
When Lizzie Met Will by Literater reviews
A modern day, young adult version of P&P I wrote when I was younger. Lizzie Bennet is in her last year at school when two new students turn her life upside down. Love, friendship, family, revenge - that's what happens when Lizzie Met Will!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008
The End of the Honeymoon by Jane Elliott reviews
The honeymoon cannot last forever; can what follows be as sweet? Written for the 2006 Yuletide story exchange.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Twelfth Night: Or, Oblivion by Dream Writer 4 Life reviews
While Mayhem’s King and Queen rule from their throne/ Th’ Master of Pemberley loses his head/ Wand’ring ‘round gardens, he reaps what he’s sown/ And winds up in Miss Elizabeth’s bed." Twelfth Night at Pemberley. P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Fluffy by kk1189 reviews
Tonks cat dies. RLNT PURE FLUFF. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Birthdays by Cyprith reviews
Sarah went through a lot of birthdays, but this one... this one would be different. A killer dose of fluff in a sweet little package. Jareth x Sarah
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Burnt by Cyprith reviews
They both wanted the same thing. Problem was, one of them was too stubborn to admit it. Jareth x Sarah
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Ides By Nine by Cyprith reviews
Nine years is nothing, really. Not when it all works out in the end. A fluffy, happily ever after of sorts. JxS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Fate Not Forsaken by sansaangelini reviews
A short story written for Halloween.
Emma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 189 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
My Own Mr Knightley by non-damsel reviews
A modernized version of Emma. Takes place in college. Becka has a problem with always trying to run everyone else's life... please R&R. It's funny, I promise. COMPLETE. WHOOHOO.
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,311 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Complete
Morning Attire by fadedstardust reviews
“All right dear cousin, you win. I won’t tell anyone unless you want me to.” At this, everyone’s (who wasn’t Tonks) face fell at the realization that they wouldn’t know who the mysterious pair of boxers belonged to. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Chagrin by Marilolo reviews
Emma Woodhouse, considered perfect by many, respected by all, and loved by her friends and father, has every reason to believe that she leads a most charming, vexatious-free life. The question is: can it last? My interpretation of Emma's teenage years.
Emma - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,986 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004
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