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Joined 03-28-08, id: 1536831, Profile Updated: 08-20-12
Author has written 11 stories for Storm Hawks, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, Torchwood, Night at the Museum, and Harry Potter.

Coka: "a teenage, curly-haired, brown-eyed thing of a female homosapian with a self-developed hypersensitivity towards fiction of the fans."


Curious snippets of information concerning the subject, Coka:

- Coka has displayed premature tendencies for the psychological self-infliction of harm, illustrated by her questionable decision to study the International Baccalaureate at the British level of Further Education, as opposed to the far simpler A-Levels.

- As a preoccupied, ageing, typical teenager, Coka takes great pleasure in composing fiction, in which the characters do not belong to herself. Coka would one day like to create a universe that belongs solely to herself, but as of late, lacks the creativity, spare time and intellectual capacity to do so.

- In addition to her teenage stereotypicalities, Coka is prone to long periods of inactivity with regards to posting and story management. (Though in contrast, she reads fictions with an enthusiasm comparable to her love of lime cheesecake. Only her Mother's lime cheesecake, though. No one makes cheesecake like she does. No one.)

- Like most authors on this site, Coka's heart and sense of well-being depend heavily upon the writing of constructive reviews - not only from others to herself, but vice versa also. Reviews are like beacons of appraisal to the developing writer, so please, drop a line or two!

- Coka has had a fluctuating infatuation with Pokemon since she first received a Pokemon themed Game Boy Color, and Pokemon: Yellow Version. Needless to say, she is still a small child on the inside.

- If she could, Coka would very much like to attend Hogwarts, but preferably after the Dark Lord has been and gone.

(Actually, Coka once devised a spell book and owned a set of Gryffindor Quidditch robes - proudly distributed by Marks & Spencers - and also pretended to make potions with her mother's bathroom products. Understandably, Coka's mother was not completely impressed with her daughter's new streak of fanaticism.)

- Coka used to spend a lot of her time (whilst studying dutifully for her GCSEs) watching anime and picking up on the Japanese language. If she had taken a Japanese GCSE, this time may not have been so wasted, given her memory's sieve-like characteristics.

- Coka loves her IB college mates. Without them, her insane tendencies would be a lot worse than theirs by now.

- Like many authors, Coka wishes she could remedy some earlier works in her small archive, but currently lacks the time and energy to do so. Somehow, Coka believes it may stay this way for a little while.


Coka wishes to send along her regards, and hopes for an enjoyable session on the site

("And review!! Value the authors, bloo-")

Excuse me! I see you've been indulging in an excessive amount of Harry Potter material again, my dear.

("Oh, sod off. People should review. It's like, it's like...")

Cheesecake?

("Bingo. Cheesecake.")

Of course. Coka also wishes to send along some...advice. Please review, regardless of the author, the quality of the story and the subject matter. Reviews are like little letters of love - don't forget that.

("Finished?")

Satisfied?

("Well... I think I could have put it in far more impressionable words.")

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Tea Leaves by YupThatsMySock reviews
Mildly AU, Sherlock/John. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his frequented café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 185 - Words: 47,763 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Red Tide by Delu reviews
Your Pokémon don't faint, they die. You must attempt to catch the first Pokémon you see on a new Route, and only that Pokémon. Ready for a challenge? Press Start. Rated T for poké-death and mild language. Based in Pokemon RSE games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,216 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Blaziken/Bursyamo, Gardevoir/Sirknight
Insomnia by Damagoed reviews
It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 158,033 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Detective and the PinUp by XistentialAngst reviews
When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's a Twin Thing by PaigeySama reviews
The Ouran cast visit Hogwarts! I wonder what will happen. Pairings so far: Kaoru/Fred, Hikaru/George Tamaki/Wall Dedicated to: Crackerfang
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Fred W., Kaoru H.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 10,367 - Follows: 1,035 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
A Lover's Brawl by HokageAkamaru reviews
Ike and Link have been an inseparable item ever since they've laid eyes on each other. Marth, who's stood by Link's side as a brother and best friend, betrays him in the worst way possible. IkeXLink IkeXMarth MarthXRoy PitXLink Rated M for a reason.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,129 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Ike, Link
That Kiss Was by Aithril the Elf-Maiden reviews
Originally a oneshot, now continued. The twins finally get in trouble for their incestuous tendencies. Or do they? And about that kiss...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,890 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Seven Parasols by youroctober reviews
Ash had been hiding, and it isn't until he comes to face his fears that he manages to get out of his rut. It doesn't help that his fears involve the cocky, intelligent, successful, and ridiculously attractive Gary Oak. Ash/Gary. Slash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,410 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13401 - Favs: 7,256 - Follows: 6,064 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Muggle Devices reviews
A rather peculiar package finds its way into the hands of one Draco Malfoy. Apparently, there are some muggles that wizards will never triump against.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fool, Boy reviews
Some people seem to have a natural gift for pairing up their friends. He thought she was one of them. 'Palletshipping'
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
I Like It reviews
Paul has a naughty secret hidden in that bag of his. Ash just happens to find it. 'Comashipping'
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Life As a Model reviews
To him, there is nothing left to fight on for, but life will never be ready to desert him, no matter how much he loathes it. 'Slight Octavius/Jedediah'
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Meddling Kid reviews
Unprepared, undermined and utterly out of her depth: Clair Meek is embarking on the unintentional trip of her life to a world that will leave her reeling. Her purpose? To be a temporary matchmaker for a match not-quite made in heaven. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Like Me, Like You, Love Us reviews
The same old brotherly love act; the same old twins; the same old host club. Hikaru and Kaoru soon decide that they need to take their act to the next level - of course, this can be no ordinary 'next level'... 'HikaKao'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Rhapsody reviews
How can something that feels so undeniably right be seen as such an unforgivable taboo? 'HikaKao'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
This Spark in Me reviews
Love or lust? Bond or blip? It's certainly hard to tell when Captain Jack Harkness is involved. 'Janto'
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Depths reviews
Falling fast, Ianto ponders upon his relationship with Jack. Could this really be the beginning of love or just one more of Jack's flings? 'Janto'
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Simple Complexities reviews
They finally gather the courage to confess and everything is, for once, going smoothly in the lives of the trepid Storm Hawks - seriously, how long is that going to last? 'Aerrow/Piper'
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,441 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Aerrow, Piper
Limbo reviews
When he is finally in a position of control over her, he has no idea what he is supposed to do. 'Dark Ace/Piper'
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,129 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dark Ace, Piper