Author has written 4 stories for Labyrinth, Soul Calibur, Naruto, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
Hey, I'm Cat, I'm a 25 year old ex art student from lovely N.I.
I like stuff :-)
The Buffalo Theory now rules my life! It's such a great excuse - I mean theory... Ahem...
In a episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bastard
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
30/5/13 - I'm a horrible person and I will update soon. Lot's. I promise...