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HEY MY NAME IS DESTINY

I'm 15(:

I love to play soccer it's my sport. I love to listen to music it helps me think. I love to read books it helps me relax. I love to write i gets me to think about other stuff in life and sometimes i can get really creative. I love English class it's my favorite right now.

Favorites

color: Dark Blue

word: Shit

drink: Lemonade

food: Enchiladas

animal: Bear

band: 3oh!3

song: Richman

school subject: English

pastime: Reading, Playing soccer, or Listening to music


BOOKS THAT I READ

Twilight Saga

Generation Dead

Just Listen

and so on and so on ive read to much


MUSIC

30h!3

Jack Johnson

The White Tie Affair

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Secondhand Serenade

The Fray

Taylor Swift

i love many different types of music

and i know a lot more

just dont feel like typing it.


ABOUT ME

hair: Dark Brown with a tint of red

eyes: There really dark brown where it almost looks black

i am very shy.

clumsy

but i love to play soccer and im good at it

until i fall and embarass myself.

i love to read.

i love to listen to music.

write:

poems

storys.

im really nice

but i can be a total bitch if you get on my nerves.

i have a bestfriend who is mostly my twin

i think we were seperated at birth jkjk.

i trust mostly two people in my life

J and J

and they help me get through life

thanks guys.

i love to look at the moon

the moon is so beautiful

i cant even explain.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this to your profile.
If you have considered naming your child Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile.
If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.
If you cry every time you read New Moon, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, Jasper,
or Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!"

Good Friend VS Best Friend

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

Funny Quotes And Random Things:
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
- The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?


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Turning the World Upside Down by dreamskribbler reviews
Bella Cullen is a Superhero along with Alice, Emmett, Jake, and Carlisle and she is pretty good about keeping things on the down-low, that is until Edward Masen is transferred into her Biology class and her world is turned upside-down.. Just give it a try
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,196 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Be my hero by Twilightlover1518 reviews
Bella, Edward and Alice are all orphans, living off there love for each other. One day, Ms Willow, there overseer, who was like a mother to them, turns up missing and is reported dead. Moving in her place is a man; Taylor Wilkins. Sum inside. Rate changes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,337 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unknown Creature by call me your partner in crime reviews
Bella doesn't understand why her parents didn't want her. She realizes that she is inhuman, and possibly dangerous, while living at the orphanage. The Cullens adopt her, wanting to give her a home where others aren't disturbed by her powers. AU/BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,577 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Down the Road by TeamEmSper reviews
Bella sees the Cullen's at an airport when she is 7. Alice has a vision of Bella and Emmett years later. When Bella is 17 the Cullen's move to Forks to find her. But what happens when an unexpected reletive shows up?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,143 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
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Can You Believe It reviews
Not really good at summarys. So please just read and tell me what you think. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Adventures On Finding The Right Pet reviews
title tells it all. i dont really like it but whatever i was bored so ya.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Emmett
When Happiness Comes reviews
Bella meets a very mysterious boy. not good at summarys sorry. i dont like the title of my story so if you have any ideas then just tell me. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward