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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and Wolf's Rain.
Name: ShyWhisperOfLife, but you can call me Ashley or Shy-chan if you want.
Location: Wouldn't you like to know. XD I will tell you that I live in the United States of America, on the East Coast, and I have lived in the same place for my whole life.
Likes: Running, High jumping and Triple jumping (Field events for Track), singing, role-playing, video games, hanging out with friends, riding / brushing / spending time with horses, typing, reading, internetting (completely made the word up XD), bicycling, roller blading, and Gaara, Itachi, Deidara, and Neji from Naruto, discussing Biblical opinions with my cousin (and others, if you'd like).
Dislikes: Horrid grammar, shallowness, those who pretend to be someone they are not (unless they are actors. XD), people whose actions don't match their words, people with whom I cannot hold an intellegent conversation, roaches, stereotypes, most television shows nowadays, extreme heat/cold, most movies based on books.
My first language is English, but I speak sarcasm very fluently, too. I can also speak broken Spanish, French and Japanese.
I'm a girl. And I'm proud to be an anime/manga/reading fanatic.
My favorite Manga would have to be Naruto!
My current obsession is Wolf's Rain. The. Most. Amazing. Anime. In. The. World. (That I've seen so far) I would absolutely recommend it to anyone not afraid of violence or tragedy with intermingled fluff every once and a while. I love it.
Mangas: Fruits Basket, Hana Kimi, Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden, Black Cat, +Anima, Wolf's Rain, La Suite D'amour Du Chat Noir, Inuyasha, Bleach, and honestly too many more to name.
I mostly write Naruto fanfics, but I do write crossovers. Every so often. I swear I have almost 10 stories started, but none are finished. Not even my oneshots... How sad is that?
I don't curse. The only time you will ever read a curse word in a story of mine is if I introduce a character that Kishimoto makes cuss a lot in the manga (and that's if I decide to actually follow with the character. I might just decide to swap out the words for their cleaner versions).
I also apologize if I mispell some Japanese terms, but I do the best I can with my current resources. (a TON of Naruto subtitled episodes and attempts at finding the correct spelling of words in an online dictionary that doesn't have the word aishiteru (I love you) in it. They have other words for them, but I didn't think anyone would recognize the meaning for them...
To the sweet reviewer who asked me a question in their review of the epilogue of Snake's Legacy but didn't leave any username: Thank you so much for your kind words! It makes me glad that there are still people willing to review my story even after it's been posted for several years, and it leaves a smile on my face every time I see it. (: As for your question, 'lie' when used as an answer could either mean 'to tell a lie' or 'to lie down' depending on how it's being used in the sentence. I went back and tried to find the spot where I used 'lie' as an answer, but I couldn't, so I apologize if that didn't help you.
Favorite characters from Naruto (In no particular order):
Hyuuga Hinata- She's so much like I used to be (and somewhat still am).. I stutter sometimes, and I used to be shy unless I'm with my friends... My fav character of all time.
Sabaku no Gaara- Can anyone say 'Epic'? And now, he is NICE!! and demonless (coughalivecough)
Uchiha Itachi- A mysterious guy, talented, amazingly cool, and, surprisingly, one of the most wonderful brothers in the world.
Haruno Sakura (Shippuuden only)- She's a strong person (literally, and emotionally). Plus she's a lot less annoying in Shippuuden.
Hyuuga Neji- Even though he almost killed Hinata, he's pretty amazing in Shippuuden.
Deidara- BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!! 'Nuff said. XD
Favorite pairings from Naruto:
GaaHina, ItaHina(My absolute current obsession), ShinoHina, and DeiHina. I also like ShikaIno, NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruSaku and SakuLee (only if well written).
Favorite Inuyasha characters:
Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Sango
Favorite Inuyasha pairings:
InuKago, ShesshoKagu, KohaRin and MiroSan
Favorite Wolf's Rain Characters:
Kiba, Toboe, Blue, Hige, and Tsume
Favorite Wolf's Rain Pairings:
KibaCheza, HigeBlue, and CherLebowski
My best friend and I basically write our stories together. I'll help her with the editing and revising, and she'll help me when I get stuck in one of my plots and when I need someone to edit my work. If you want check out her profile, her penname is -SilentScreamOfDeath- and she is a really good author! She has one SasuSaku story posted called Chains and Blood. It's a great story if you want to check it out. She is an awesome friend and editior!
And now some things to cheer you up and make you laugh!
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot! I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, dumbbutt."
"A ninja waits till the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness in the dark, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste this if you are a Ninja! (And/or you could never remember this)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU HAVE EVER SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, family, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile. (One of My cousins has recently told me that I destroyed every ounce of her free time because I introduced her to the Naruto manga. She started reading it on Sunday of last week, and by Tuesday today, she's already on chapter 494! I'm so proud of her! She's got an account here if you want to check it out. She's orange16.)
If you're a procrastination addict, copy and paste this into your profile. (eh, I'll do it tomorrow)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy/paste this in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, IxShallxCryxToxicxTears,XxXbAbYbXxX, say.hey.a.dancer,DarkFairy13 Reader, Saskura-Chan, Alewey2, ShyWhisperOfLife
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Lady V-chan, Alewey2, ShyWhisperOfLife
Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, elfnin339, Alewey2, ShyWhisperOfLife
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. (I believe in Him, and I'm not afraid to say it!)
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! I'm random and proud of it! If you are too, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. (So sad, but true...)
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, but couldn't tell someone your age in the same amount of time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. (Kinda do, kinda don't. I want to know how it will end, but then what can I obsess over? I'll know everything and not be able to come up with my own fantacies.)
If Seamus Finnigan is NOT after your Lucky charms, copy and paste this into your profile. If he is, I have two thingsto say: 1.) Sorry, it's your problem, not mine, and 2.) RUN!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about, copy and paste this into your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A true friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever looked at somethin that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever mixed your friends' names by accident, copy and paste this into your profile. (I've done this so many times that they respond to both the wrong name and their name now XD)
If You Have Done This In Wal-mart Add This To Your Profile: (I haven't done any of thesem but they're hilarious)
-Put a blanket around your shoulders and run around the store yelling "Come Robin...to the Batcave!"
-Yelled at the manager for false advertising "YOU DON'T SELL WALLS HERE!"
- While in the fitting room yell "There's no toiletpaper in here!" (not actually going to the bathroom in there)
- Made a trail of ketchup to the ladies bathroom.
-Directed traffic in the parking lot.
-Walked really slow in front of people in narrow aisles.
-Fill the entire auto department with air freshner.
-Redress the manicans
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
If you have run into a wall, paste this onto your profile.
If you dance with air, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tryed to glue your fingers together, paste this to your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile. (I'm Team Edward because Edward is Jacob's father-in-law XD and therefore, he is also Team Jacob, so by being Team Edward, I am both.)
If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile (I always forget mine -.-')
If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head, copy/paste this into your profile.
5 Reasons why kids are so adorable
--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the
--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
"A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (AWWW! How Sweet! I love it!)
"I'm not crazy; I'm just going sane in an insane world."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say 'make your own lemonade'." (Muwahahahaha)
"Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Haikus are easy
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." (I love this one!)
"Who ever said anything was possible never tried slamming a revolving door."
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? (XP)
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.
Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. (Doesn't it figure?!)
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't accept me at my worst then you sure as heck don't deserve me at my best." -M. Monroe
"Earth is the insane Asylum of the Universe, which is why I was born here...makes sense" -Unknown
"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."
"We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other."
"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."
No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
I am worse than evil! I am the authoress!
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours...
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night"
"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ( O.o )
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? (XD)
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (Umm...that's kinda scary...)
Why didn't Noah swat those last two mosquitoes? (If only...)
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? (The government is not smart. That is why.)
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way? (We should park on a park way and drive on a driveway!!)
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? (Get it? APARTments... Okay, I'll quit...)
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? (If they do, that sucks cause your already dead.)
Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?? (I'd like that...but I'd end up licking all my envelopes before I needed them.)
Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'??
If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?? (I think they're both.)
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat??
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?? (A Kamikazi Pilot = suicide pilot)
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP??
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks??
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!? (Dear *insert name of criminal here, Will you please come to the police station tonight? I want to turn you in.)
I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake. (Actually, its the exact opposite for me. I'm very mean in my sleep. XD)
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? (Congress. Wait! O.O)
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Collin.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine/sugar.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me; he said I was being ridiculous. Everyone hasn't met me yet.
I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (O.O)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.
If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you, at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" Put this on your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this into your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! "Deidara!! What did I tell you about that!" "That I can blow up anything but your room." "Then why did you just blow up my room!?" "...Gotta go bye!" -runs away from authoress-)
If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile. (THEY TOTALLY DID!! THEY RUINED IT!! -cries)
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. (and/or many)
If you are a person who acts friendly but who has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
Just to show how amazing me and my friends are, here are some personal quotes:
Me: -playing SIMS-I’m watching romance and it sounds like people are shooting at each other! That’s not supposed to happen.
Me:-still playing SIMS- Oh now I get it! She wanted me to get a sink. A sink! That one took me a minute. Haha! But I am quick. OMG a sink. So simple. I thought they were just like paper plates or something, but I guess not! They were real!
Me: -playing SIMS again- My car is getting impatient. It won’t go away! Pauses… Hey. My husband is reading the newspaper! I didn’t know he could read! I’m so proud of him.
"My cousin, close friends, and I all suffer from a unique, severe case of SDHD – Sleep Deprivation Hyperness Disorder." (Me, being hyper from lack of sleep at my cousin's house at four in the morning.)
Madi: I love you even if you are a dumb butt.
Ashley: We studied nomenclature last year In science. Don’t you remember, eh?
Madi: I is naked, and I is a kitty! Naked kitties don’t like water being splashed on them!!
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If the day before Christmas is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn’t an exterminator be the opposite?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can’t find himself?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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