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A Family to Call My Own by IreDash reviews
Originally a one-shot, Naruko has found the people she holds dearest to her, specifically one special person. But when her precious people are in danger from forces outside of Konoha and even within Konoha, She must sacrifice herself for them, right? Well, maybe not, if a certain black haired Uchiha has anything to say about it. Fem-Naruto x Sasuke Fic, Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 7/1 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.] Team Seven
The King Nobody Wanted by David Dee reviews
(AU) A different outcome on the Trident sends the war between the Dragons and the Stags spinning in strange and terrifying directions, with great changes in the lives of those who live in Westeros...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 59,643 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 1/3
The Time Travelers Husband by TwistedTale reviews
Involuntarily thrust through time over and over again, Hermione Granger keeps getting shuttled from one year to the next with only one consistency. Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,501 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Panned by uchiha.s reviews
AU. Famed critic Voldemort pans Hermione's play, humiliating her in front of the world. As she vows to prove she can write a perfect play, being around Voldemort makes her reconsider the vows to her boyfriend Viktor she is planning on making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,689 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Till You Die by Mersea reviews
MadaraOC. He was known as the most powerful shinobi in the Fire Country. She was a simple girl, not even a ninja. It was a romance she did not even initiate, yet he would have her pay for it, a price in blood. Pre-canon. /Extended Hiatus./
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 216,450 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Madara U., OC
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Building a Mystery by StBridgit reviews
Avoidance of death provides a powerful impetus for Lord Voldemort to use more than one method to stay alive. If the Horcruxes were not his final play, what would happen? Would it be worth the price he will pay? Hermione finds herself out of place and out of time. What will she do when there is nowhere to run? A Tomione pairing that morphs into LV/Hermione. Reviews welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 256,703 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Times Like These by ariel2me reviews
AU where Robert Baratheon died, Rhaegar Targaryen did not kidnap or run away with Lyanna Stark, and Lyanna Stark married Stannis Baratheon.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,211 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Stannis B., Lyanna S.
By Any Other Name by CrownsofLaurels reviews
In a universe where Kushina's labor wasn't interrupted by a lunatic, Minato remained Hokage, and the Uchiha Clan held it together, Kakashi and Itachi unwittingly take on the roles of Tybalt and Benvolio. AKA, the only verse where Juliet seduces Romeo and then pushes him off the balcony. Sasuke/femNaru, happy ending guaranteed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,969 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Tis Femina by Sythe reviews
Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 177,817 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hashirama S., Madara U., Tobirama S.
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin U. - Complete
In Good Company by ariel2me reviews
AU where Stannis Baratheon stayed at King's Landing after Robert Baratheon appointed Ned Stark as Hand of the King. (POV: Stannis)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,728 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Stannis B., Eddard S./Ned
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 216,929 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 12162 - Favs: 12,976 - Follows: 10,515 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sealmaster of Konoha by FaerieLight reviews
Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. The poor blonde just can't catch a break. Eventual femNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,062 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Proposal by ChocolateRaspberry reviews
Story of how Roy and Olivier came to be and how Roy proposed to her... multiple times :)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Roy M., Olivier A. - Complete
Somewhere in Time by Serpent In Red reviews
Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 360,110 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
vi et animo by dynamiic reviews
In a world run on Chakra, Sasuke always knew he had abilities that no one else had besides the Imperial Soldiers, the Nius Empire's robotic police & military force. Swept away by the insurmountable current of fate, he was thrown into this crazy mission out of nowhere. At least his thirst for a more exciting life was finally quenched. AU. Sasuke. Ino. Neji. SasuIno. NejiIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Ino Y., Neji H.
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,562 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Their Verdict of Vagaries by Angstier reviews
• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,223 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Final Solution to the Mudblood Question by racle reviews
Voldemort's true evil, ounce for ounce, dwarfs even Hitler's Holocaust in its sheer horror and ingenuity. How far can a wizard's inhumanity to wizards go? How about Dementor's Kisses on every Muggle-born, then impregnating all the soul-less female bodies to raise a huge army of half-bloods indoctrinated for world conquest. Super!Voldemort like he was always meant to be. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Shared Flame by Lady Miya reviews
It all started when two normally clever individuals both had a really lousy day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 311,604 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Past Life by Cerebella Kennor reviews
Hermione had heard of past lives, of course, but she'd always assumed they were, well, PAST. Yet here she was, born in 1927. As she sets out to turn the wizarding world into a peaceful, egalitarian world without discrimination, she does more than just change the minds of her peers and teachers... she changes the future. ON HIATUS until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,395 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Lacrimosa by uchiha.s reviews
semi-historical AU with magic. After Draco purchases Hermione as his new concubine, she is thrown in the path of the new composer for the court, Voldemort. And soon she finds herself making a deal with the devil himself... TMR/HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,570 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Switched by Lady Miya reviews
Waking up at a place you don't recognise is bad enough. Waking up in a body you don't recognise is far worse. Co-written with Nerys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Ball and Chain by firefly reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Permanent Pigtails by BakaNekoSan reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thy Poor, Earth Born Companion by Camudekyu reviews
RoyWinry The cycle by which time consumes the past and reuses it for the future trundles on, a dance to a beat drummed out by pulses from a deep, inexorable otherwhere.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Roy M., Winry R. - Complete
Chaos Theory by Sechskies reviews
Gray/Lucy. Set after "Denial, Denial". Because everyone seems to think that Gray kinda-sorta-maybe likes Lucy, and the poor girl tries to deal with it.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H.
Have a Nice Day! by Speechwriter reviews
Tom Riddle: secret, brilliant heir to the biggest company in the world, VoldeMart. Hermione Granger: sent to his prestigious school on full scholarship because VoldeMart outsourced her parents' jobs to China. Bridges burn. Sparks fly. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,927 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Somewhere in Time Outtakes by Serpent In Red reviews
Outtakes that were written for Somewhere in Time. It would only cause more confusion if I were to put it in the main story, so here it is. Note: Reading this without reading the main story might be confusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,458 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Fearsome Dragons by Theriechenbachevent reviews
Well, it s finally happened. Lisanna and Natsu are together. Lucy is devastated, then, she finds solace in the last place she expected. Who knew Gajeel had it in him? LucyxGajeel Crack pairing..i think. R&R PLEASE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
You Know Who? by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
What would you do if you woke up with no memory of who you were, looking like a monster, stuck in a room with a giant snake? Lord Voldemort is in exactly that situation when a spell delivers him into the hands of Hermione Granger. LV/HG set during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,309 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
Revelin by Elizabeth England reviews
In a world where he was never defeated by Harry Potter, Voldemort raises his grandson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,438 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Voldemort, OC
Allegiance by Bookwrm389 reviews
When the Eastern Rebellion came to an end, one man looked on his comrades with the eyes of a king. One by one, we became his soldiers and he became our leader. We are Colonel Roy Mustang's most loyal subordinates, and these are our stories.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,914 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4043 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Ivory Tower by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Voldemort was running across the fetid bedroom, his long white hands grasping the windowsill as he hurled himself over it and flew after the bald man and the little woman and then they were a tangle of bodies and limbs and they all twisted and vanished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,679 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort
sticky situation by xporcelain reviews
"That's it! This is the last straw!" Lucy plans on getting rid of Gray's stripping habit, once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
Ladies Man by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
From his evolution from Tom Riddle to Lord Voldemort, seven women who influenced his life the most. Canon-compliant. Now with Extras!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
The Crown of Mètis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1957 A tree in Albania, she said. Straightforward enough, right? Not if someone else got there first. Tom's journey in acquiring the vessel for his fifth Horcrux just got that much trickier. An exploration of White Magic. Canon-compliant. Longshot. OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Mrs Lucy, Wait, WHAT? by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
Cana is sober, so she decides to tease Lucy by giving her the love fortune reading of the century. Now Lucy is forced to spend a day married to each of her many possible future husbands. LucyxEveryone. Contains language and irresponsible crack shipping.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,298 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Lucy H., Gajeel R.
Letters to Walpurgis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Dennis B. - Complete
A Kunoichi in Konoha by Ozzallos reviews
Bereft of friendship and guidance, Naruto falls back on a familiar crutch, only to find salvation where he least expects it. Divergence, fem!Naru, read the forward notes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cum Cum Under My Shower! by eternalshiva reviews
Co-authored PWP – After a grueling mission and the worst kind of Hokage training yet, Naruto only wants to head home, shower and snuggle with his wife, but unknown to him, Hinata's picked up a few of his unpredictable tendencies. NH - NSFW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fifty Days by Sashocirrione reviews
L has won and Light is now a useless blabbering idiot who can't do anything, so Misa decides to take L prisoner and get some revenge. Mind games, bondage and manipulation. Has L underestimated Misa, or has Misa underestimated L? A sick, twisted LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 194,010 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 82 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Memories by lionesseyes13 reviews
When Voldemort meets his end, Slughorn reflects on the boy he had once known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Horace S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Lotus Eaters by Camudekyu reviews
RoyWinry Just two normal people on a train to a funeral.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Winry R., Roy M. - Complete
New Colours of Life by ssserpensssotia reviews
"You should have known better, Hermione. I always win. Love it or hate it, it is your destiny." A story about making choices and facing the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,303 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 311 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
In That Moment by TooDarnLazy reviews
Everyone's favourite idiot had disappeared for years. Then one night, the Rokudaime caught a blonde, blue eyed Akatsuki member in the Hokage's library. Uzumaki Naruto? Not quite... Nonyaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,064 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shall Never See So Much by Stoplight Delight reviews
In the military academies of Amestris, Cadets Mustang and Hawkeye are trained to command. They are groomed and prepared for firefights, hand-to-hand combat and even torture. But there's one thing their schools cannot prepare them for: the reality of war.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,883 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Roy M., Riza H.
Write What You Know by CattyJen reviews
AU GaaSaku. Just some silly little entries from Gaara's journal during the THINGS WE KNOW time period. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Apple Debacle by breadsticks reviews
Because being stoic can have its problems. Shin/Sena.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Shin S., Sena K. - Complete
The Night Before the Morning After by Flaignhan reviews
Contrary to what some might believe, Tom Riddle loved Valentines Day. Sequel now up - The Years that Followed the Morning After.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Barriers by Serpent In Red reviews
She wishes for nothing else, except for things to return to the way it was before. Could-have-been-ending of "Somewhere in Time".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Patient X by Seraphin1977 reviews
Hermione announced herself as a helper in St-Mungos to help the victims of the war. She has to take care for only one Patient. Someone, who waits for his execution. Lord Voldemort.Hermione tries to make him feel remorseful.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,725 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Things We Know by CattyJen reviews
Welcome to Konoha, Population 453. Demographics: one homecoming queen, one social outcast, one English project. GaaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,721 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Exhibit X by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Gray x Lucy. Mirajane tries to rid Gray of his undressing habit, but Lucy manages to ruin all her progress. But perhaps she can solve the problem once and for all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
When The Sun Goes Down by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Alone in the room, drenched in silvery light, Lord Voldemort laughed and laughed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 229 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Behind the Blindfold by dracosblondiegirl reviews
Fooled by an undercover Death Eater, Hermione is captured and brought before the Dark Lord, but is he all he seems to be? Tom/Hermione Voldemort/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Voldemort, Hermione G. - Complete
Tails of Konoha's Vixen by shadowzerover5 reviews
After the battle of the Valley, Natsumi must cope in going back to her original appearance along with the pain that comes with it but someone whom she least suspect will help her stand up once again. FemNaru is Natsumi. FemNaruSasu. On Indefinite Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,858 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Face Blindness by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Takami confirms a theory about one of Shin's oddities.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Captive by Eyesuhkattspeleeng reviews
After a savage, brutal raid, Hermione is taken hostage by Voldemort. He wants information from her...information she does not have...and will do anything to coerce it out of her. One-shot, R/HG, HG/LV, Rated M for mature sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
We That Are Young by Stoplight Delight reviews
It's a well-known fact that innocents make poor soldiers. Fortunately, Riza Hawkeye's childhood was not entirely innocent. She had to grow up fast... though she wasn't the only one. The early years of the Colonel and his First Lieutenant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 277,131 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Bittersweet Taste of Victory by Nerys reviews
Victory always comes at a price. In Voldemort's mind the cost was the loss of his immortality. Hermione disagreed. 'Without any challenges left one is better of dead,' she said. The words still rang in his ears as he strives to conquer death once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 241,591 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by DigiFruit reviews
Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 231 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Scandalous Proposal by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
Sakura is fed up with being the bridesmaid but never the bride and goes to confront Naruto about his most indecent lack of proposals. narusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Empyreal Paradox by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Naruto. Sakura. The Village of the Hidden Leaf. At the end, there was only the beginning. [Sequel to Garden of Sanctuary and Medusa Javelin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,925 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
Beautiful World by DigiFruit reviews
With Naruto gone on his training journey with Jiraiya, Sakura finds that she's falling deeper and deeper into darkness without his cheerful presence. So she tries to figure out how he was able to see such a beautiful world, when all she saw is an ugly one
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Skin & Bones by kauzchen reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7087 - Favs: 5,477 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Masters of Manipulation by Nerys reviews
A true manipulator will control the universe, but who will achieve the wanted mastership? Hermione suddenly finds herself opposing Tom Riddle in a quest for knowledge banned by the founders of Hogwarts. Can she stop the heir before he becomes invincible?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,885 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Change of Life by John Thomas Ryan Jr reviews
AU. Mr. Riddle discovers his urchin grandson and takes him home. He is oblivious to the way he has changed fate. Tom Riddle isn't evil, but he's not nice either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr.
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 415 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Remember to Knock by Arashi32900 reviews
Sasuxnaru. Female Naruto, don't like, don't read. Sasuke needs to remember to knock just as much as Naruto needs to remember to lock the door. Read and review, please! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 376 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 690 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Medusa Javelin by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lee, Not Sasuke by KStar reviews
Rock Lee is not Uchiha Sasuke...and he never will be. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
And Ever Widening Slowly Silence All by Heathenesque reviews
Most people only listened to words, but the silences between them could also speak volumes to the attentive ear.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dreams Abandoned, Promises Kept by Gigabomb reviews
AU, Naruto, Tayuya. Naruto follows Sasuke to Sound Village in an attempt to keep his promise to Sakura. Why he stays there is another reason entirely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Covenant by bubblytokki reviews
AU. No pairings. Trust is broken, tensions rise, and truth is finally revealed. Everything was a lie?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,213 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Happy Birthday, Mr Dark Lord by angel272 reviews
ONE SHOT. Lord Voldemort announces that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Sugar Quills, PintheBeakontheHippogriff, and Death Eaters in hula skirts. Has he finally lost his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza by dude04 reviews
Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Voldemort
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 230 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Sugar and Spice by OwlishArgento reviews
Hermione is the newest trophy for Lord Voldemort. Bellatrix is less than impressed. Ron Weasley is having the worst month in history. Aww.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Who Dunnit? by Cal reflector reviews
How will Shin and Sakuraba of the White Knights react when they discover themselves featured in explicit doujins? Let the chaos begin.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2005
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
The Butterfly by Tea Leaf reviews
Life is never easy but for some, its worse than others. Broken and being poisoned from the inside, Sakura has become the butterfly floating on the edges of reality. [complete, MF]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,794 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Cover Girl reviews
Ever wondered how Jiraiya and Naruto kept a low profile during their three-year training trip? Why, through a high profile of course! Meanwhile, a certain broody avenger comes face to face with a face he’d seen on the face of a magazine. What the hell!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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