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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

yo im patsuki im here to pretty much review good stories i am more of a reader than a writer though i can come up with great ideas for stories

i am a naruto fan and will only read naruto maybe narutox crossovers,but if your story is good in my eyes you will see me around

My Favorite Anime

Naruto

Yu Yu Hakusho

Bleach

Ruroni Kenshin

Death Note

Lupin III

G Gundam

i used to watch One Piece but i missed a few episodes and dont know what the hell happedned

My Favorite Naruto pairings

Naru/Temari i mean she likes her brother why not naruto

Naru/anko they both have bad past

pretty much anyone besides sakura and hinata

sakura because she is worthless and does nothing for the entire seriesuntil shippuden i mean watch the wave arc and when they go fight garra all she does is hold a kunai in that same stance

and hinata because its overused ,but if its a good story i will see past it

My Favorite story plots

Naruto brings back sasuke and is banished and comes back to konoha for either revenge or is requested by konoha

naruto has a tramatic exspiereince ,but becomes stronger by it

Naruto is raised/trained by someone

Naruto has a bloodline

And I wont read any Yaoi

my story ideas (im only giving the title so i dont have to come back and change the summary

Naruto:The Oni Barinsuto

Naruto: Tsunami

Naruto: Crocodile (One piecexover)

Naruto:The Council Of Nine (YYHxover)

My Stories

Son of a God

Naruto:Emotions

Fourty-Six laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito (three added by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon and one added bu simply Eric)

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons...with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary(Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extra-dimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary: Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

47. Law of the Strong Perverts (Added by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon)

No matter how strong you are, if you're a pervert you'll get the crap beaten out of you.

47. Law of the Strong Perverts (Added by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon) No matter how strong you are, if you're a pervert you'll get the crap beaten out of you by mobs of women.

48. Law of Women and Powerful Men (Added by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon) If you are a man and you have a girlfriend or a wife you're whipped, and no matter how powerful you are they'll whoop you. First Clorollary: If you do something remarkably stupid or embarrassing in front of her friends, she'll punch you through the floor or into a wall. Second Clorollary: They'll have control over you by yanking on your ear. Third Clorollary: And the final worst thing they can do to is cut you off from sex even if they enjoy it more than you do.

49. Law of the Impossible (Added by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon) Everything is improvable but nothing is impossible in anime. First Clorollary: The human body can bend at unnatural angles. Second Clorollary: Every anime character in history is born with their natural hair and eye color, whether it be: blond, pink, blue, white, red, etc.

50. Law of Mid-life Pervertion (Added by simply Eric)
All men over the age of twenty-six are openly perverted.
First Corollary: The older they are, the more perverted.
Second Corollary: Monks, Priest, and Sages are Super-Perverts.
Third Corollary: All Grandpa's will think perverted thoughts their granddaughter's friends

51.Law of Evil Balance (added by Patsuki21) If the main character defeats the villian then one of three things will happen 1 A new villain will appear and be ten times stronger then the last 2 somehow the old villan will be revived and be stronger 3 the story ends

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Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3017 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,365 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Justice League: Fire Shadow by Freedom Guard reviews
My latest creation before I freeze my Halo stories after updating the last two. Naruto after his final mission for the world of his birth lands in a new one and ends up defending it along with other heroes. Possible H route for Naruto only. Now on Ice!
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 237,549 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5489 - Favs: 5,535 - Follows: 4,265 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Kitsune: Son of Catwoman by BonesBoy15 reviews
AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language. Cancelled.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,747 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
My Pride is a Hurricane by NeonZangetsu reviews
Deep in the bowels of Impel Down, the world's most dangerous criminals are jailed and left to rot within six levels of hell. However, housed in the lowest level of hell, HE is set free. Now, the last remnant of an old era has been set loose upon the world...but why is he so fascinated by ramen? Set during Impel Down Arc and beyond. NarutoxHarem! One Piece! Crossover!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,549 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Mokusei: Will of Fire by BonesBoy15 reviews
AU. Hashirama Senju was the first Mokuton user. With his abilites, he created the forests in which Konohagakure no Sato resides. The forests have become self aware, and they are angry. They chose one boy to defend them. Beware the Mokusei! MokutonNaruto! ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,675 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Naruto U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 5,750 - Follows: 4,561 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Dog's Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
Summary inside. Will have quick crossover with Inuyasha, but nothing too bad. Will be some slight Kagome bashing and quick InuyashaxSango. It sound better once you read it. Trust me!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 186,682 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Paradox of the Unorthodox Spy by Houkaru Kisaragi reviews
Born as Naruto Newgate, he is raised as a marine with unspeakable loyalty until he is sent to infiltrate the Straw Hat pirate crew and join their ranks as a spy.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 107,111 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Taichou by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU/AT. Just before the begining of the Third War, Orochimaru experimented on the second Kyuubi Jinchuriki. The result was the perfect soldier-no...the perfect Hero. Tsume/Naruto INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Captain America & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,334 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America, Naruto U.
Will of the Green Flame by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
While waiting for Mizuki, Naruto discovers an acient relic in the forbidden scroll. Next thing he knows, he's now the defender of his sector of the universe alongside an alien girl his age along with a green light as a weapon. Naruto/Arisia. AU. R&R INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Naruto & Green Lantern - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,717 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Pirate Uzumaki by spriterx reviews
Naruto lost his battle with Pein, but is giving another chance in the One Piece world.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,085 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Boa Hancock
Marvel: This Is War by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU. postM-Day. A teen was found in a burning building, then taken to the hospital. He woke up and somehow made his way to Xavier's, becoming a combat teacher to students his age. His name is Naruto, but you can call him War. Naru/harem. R&R INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U.
The path of the hunternin by Narutoenthusiast reviews
It comes a time in one's life when a decision has to be made, even if it's completely against what you wanted in the first place. After Asuma's death by Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto takes responsibility for what happened and makes a decision that would certainly benefit the entire village, even if he wasn't there to see it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 220,891 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
The Medic of Konoha II by ares88 reviews
Three years has passed since the end of MOK. What will happen now when Naruto and Haku try to live their lives the way they see fit. What about Tsunade, Shizune and others? Things never go as planned to our hero and his poor friend No!NaruFemHaku!romance
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,849 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Konoha sniper corps by Fat-Man-pirates reviews
AU, naruto meets a strange man with an even stranger weapon. read as naruto journeys to become the best sniper. pairings later in the story, NaruHina probably. NOT QUITE ABONDONED, BEING REWRITTEN, BETTER THAN IT WAS BEFORE ANYWAY.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,513 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Swamp Sage of the Demon School by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU. There are problems at Yokai Academy, problems that if left unchecked, the wrong people will try to solve. That's why I'm here. My name is Naruto...and I'm the PI of Yokai. Naru/? M for safety. INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Naruto U.
Day in Soul Society with Naruto by ares88 reviews
Naruto is vice-captain of 3rd squad under command of captain Jiraiya. See how a member of one of the royal house handles everyday situations and everyday hollow. NARUTOxBLEACH xover. AU Naruto gang in Soul Society.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,401 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Sweet Release by Xutzy reviews
When he lost hope his curse became his saving grace, through the Kyuubi's power his blood is awakened and enhanced. His heritage will be revealed to him and with it he will face his enemies head on! They will be left begging for sweet release.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,950 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 4,169 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Naruto the Marine: story discontinued by Dorlath reviews
Naruto/ One Piece Fusion. Join Naruto in the world of One Piece on his adventures with the Marines. Meanwhile Luffy and his crew are still out there. What will happen when the two meet?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 201,009 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Foxfish by Gomjibar22 reviews
Orochimaru captured Naruto when he was little and put him through the same transformation as Isaribi, this is how his life would be different. Naruto X Isaribi -has been adopted by BladeMaster Zangetsumaru under the title of "Aquatic Kitsune"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,663 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Isaribi - Complete
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Elementary by LightningHunter reviews
AU. Use brains, not brawn. Observation and deduction is how you stay ahead. Go further than anyone on the path of ninja or to leave it completely. To build yourself a name even when bereft of a village. Naruto is based on Sherlock Holmes, not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,652 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U.
The Medic of Konoha by ares88 reviews
Naruto is raised by Tsunade and the story starts when Jiraiya brings them to Konoha to be the Hokage. Naruto doesnt want to be a ninja. But a medic. See how his life goes when dealing with Konoha. RateM for lang&sex. FEHAKUNOTNaruHaku Working on sequel!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 187,847 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
RedLeg Naruto by The great David reviews
What if Iruka somehow persuaded Naruto to gain acknowledgement by some act other than Pranks, what if it was by cooking? After being given a taijutsu scroll by the Sandaime Naruto becomes the next wielder of the redleg fighting style. NarutoOnepiece cross
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,209 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 3,213 - Follows: 3,071 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Swapped by Cant Catch This reviews
What if Naruto was born in Suna where as Gaara was born in Konoha. Naruto got Shukaku, and Gaara got Kyuubi. See how diffrent the story will differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,913 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Rockband Anbustyle by flamingmagnum reviews
Uzumaki Naruto demon container, at the age of five years old is given a guitar for his birthday. Naruto is brutalized the same day, the anbu are getting sick and tired of his treat meant. Naruto will be raised by Anbu. full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,491 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U.
The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe reviews
Formely The Maelstorm and the Guardian renamed. Naruto Bleach Crossover. Naruto continuing on centuries after his love ones have died decides to spice up his existence by walking in a new world and which world is that, why Bleach of course. Harem lemons..
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,658 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto: The Puppet King by GodricGryff reviews
CANCELLED.Uzumaki Naruto travels to Suna, and there he stumbles upon the old place of Sasori. Naruto trains to become the best Puppet user in the world, all with the help of the Hokage. Dark story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,077 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Storybook Summoner by Blood Brandy reviews
Naruto is chased through the forest one night but is saved by a strange...creature? He gets a special gift, one that will change his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Pirates and ninja by flamingmagnum reviews
NarutoxOnepiece.Naruto lost in a crate finds himself at sea during the golden age of pirates. People with special abilities and amazing creatures await the blond.He will have to learn the ways of the pirates to get back home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,554 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Naruto U.
Tempered by Spiritual Fire by malciah reviews
After successfully retrieving Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto is exiled from the leaf village, lost and despondent he comes across the fire temple and begins anew. Seven years later he has a new life with new responsibilities. Problem is, Konoha now wants him back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,133 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
The Dark Side of the Moon by Otokage reviews
Sasuke has left for Orochimaru, and the retrieval team has gone after him. However, others beside the Sound Five are watching. Who are these shinobi, and what will Naruto learn about his heritage. Can a Swordsman of the Mist show him the way? Has OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,122 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Ultimate Kekkei Genkai: The Jagan by M2J MandalorianJedi reviews
During the fight with Haku, Sasuke wasn't the only one to awaken a Bloodline Limit. How will this affect the Narutoverse? Pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,057 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 2,845 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Do You Fear The Darkness by Burning Blood reviews
With the slip of a tongue and the loss of a friend Naruto's life takes and unexpected turn as he grows to be the best. NaruxHanaxTsume
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,644 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Mirage by Nightblade888 reviews
When Naruto finds the body of Uchiha Shisui and is attacked by Itachi, how will his life change? Finding his family and discovering his bloodline, what other changes await? [I don't own Naruto or BLEACH or any of the characters.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,389 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/27/2006
Naruto Prince of Thieves by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken away from the leaf at the age of five by a man called Gambit, Naruto returns at age 16. What kind of Naruto will it be? X-man? Ninja?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 91,914 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Konoha's Scarlet Claw by NoNameNeeded reviews
What would Naruto be like if he had been born 4 years earlier, Kyuubi still being sealed inside of him. What would he be like if he had grown up with Itachi, reaching shinobi ranks along side him. He is now 16, a jounin who just took on team 7. AU & OCnes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Wolf In Fox's Clothing by MrWriterWriter reviews
During an attack by villagers, 5yr-old Naruto unknowingly wakes up his inner beast. Be careful, Konoha; mess with a wolf and you'll get the fangs. Semi-badassNaruto. NarutoHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Emotionless Genius by DarkAizen reviews
Uchiha Naruto, the top student of his class at the Ninja Academy, lives his life for only one goal: World Peace. To achive said goal, one must first conquer the top five countries.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,828 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Naruto the Beast King by Froggy-slice reviews
A boy is born. He is the first of his kind. His stunning abilities will lead to confrontations and meetings with several different legendary beings. Meet the first lord of the common beasts, Uzumaki Naruto. Naru/harem Sasuke/Harem Shika/harem Gaa/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,228 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Frozen In Time by AGuyWhoUsedToWrite reviews
-NarutoBleach Xover- He was hidden away in a dungeon, forgotten by time itself. They took away his freedom and he willingly accepted his fate. But he knew one thing that they didn't... You can’t take away a man’s goal...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,917 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Sealate Warpein by CaffineFreekar reviews
Naruto's soul is forced back seventeen years, right before the Kyuubi was sealed, to find that the Yondaime's alive, and that he's... a baby? Post timeskip. T for mild language. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,320 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
The Namikaze Daredevil by M.C.A reviews
Naruto lost his eyesight at the age of four. However, he has learn another method to see and has lost all sense of fear. Watch as he makes a name for himself and a ability to make Konoha shine once again. Pairin undecided. Smart and Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,419 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Ame no Naruto by fibla reviews
Naruto awakened his bloodline in the valley of end and bring back Sasuke to Konoha but something unexpected happens
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Dark Angel by Walker-HeavenRanger reviews
After a traumatizing event, the only way Naruto can possible cope with this, is if he splits his pain. Major use of the 'f' word. Based on Shinobu Sensui.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Pariah, Iwa's Hero by redhead of the red dawn reviews
At the age of nine Naruto stumbles onto a hidden room in the Sandaime's office. There he discovers everything about himself and his bloodline, the Shikotsumyaku. He leaves Konoha. NarutoOc Deidara's younger sister. Deidara is not part of Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sounds of a new Destiny by Driugenesis reviews
Naruto is taken it Otogakure where he grows up to be a skilled shinobi, but he begins to realize Orochimaru is just using him as nothing but a pawn for his own ends. Will his loyalties remain? Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,068 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
A Motion Too Far by TokehGecko reviews
Dark Naruto AU fanfic. Begins years ago from now, where settings were just being played. Zabuza and Haku?.. Naruto? Kimimaro? Itachi? Main Chars. Enjoy! Chapter 10's up!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,925 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 12/17/2004
Yoko Naruto by sexybitchxoxoxo reviews
Naruto makes a deal with Kyuubi at a young age which changes his life forever. What will Naruto do with the new power he has at his disposal and how will the future be affected by it? NarutoYYH crossover R&R please :O
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,719 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U.
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Konoha's Psychologist reviews
When Naruto is Born he is given a power that destorys the basic rule for all shinobi. To control their emotions. With this power naruto is in control. Read how this effects the lives of many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Son of a God reviews
What if Naruto's Family was alive,but existed outside of konoha and what if his future enemies turned out to be his greatest allies. Walk down Naruto's Six Paths. some spoilers .i do not own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Naruto U., Pain/Pein
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