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Joined 03-28-08, id: 1537253, Profile Updated: 04-25-14
Author has written 140 stories for Naruto.

Hello everyone!

Most of you probably know me from the account of the same name on deviantArt. However, because my "gallery" on there had to be purged to comply with dA guidelines, I'm relocating some stories here, where it's less likely that my fics will be shot down for containing same-sex couples. Everything from dA is eventually going to end up here; all 100 stories, in their original, uncensored form. If you bother to read them, please review.

Actually, I shouldn't say everything; more like most everything. I wrote a lot of crap when I first started writing fanfiction, and i'm ashamed of more than a few stories now that I can look back on them (pretty much anything that dates back to early 2009 or before). Also, some of my writing may have been lost for the ages -_-' Sorry about that, guys.

Oh, and I have this bad habit of not updating my fics for long periods of time. Like, really long periods. My record is over 12 months...but the point is, I do not, under any circumstances short of death, discontinue stories. Everything in my gallery will eventually be completed, provided I have enough time and motivation. So don't lose faith! And the best thing for my motivation is comments on what you liked about a story or where you'd like to see it go in the future, so don't be scared to leave a little comment!

In fact, please do leave a comment! I don't always reply to comments, but I read every single one of them. I love getting feedback and constructive criticism, and take every comment to heart. You readers are wonderful and appreciated even if you just read a story once or favorite it though!

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Inclined to Explore (Part One of 'Doing the Forbidden) by Shadowfire RavenPheonix reviews
A Doribull Story! My exploration of how the in-game relationship between Dorian Pavus and The Iron Bull might have come to be, based on in-game banter and conversions. This story is very much a case of 'sex first, feelings after'. STORY WARNINGS: NSFW, SLASH! Spoilers re: in-game Iron Bull/Dorian banter. Qunari Anatomy KINK & Language!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,290 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Dorian, Iron Bull] Varric T., Blackwall - Complete
My Better Half by CarnalCoast reviews
The chronicles of Karma and Nagisa's relationship as it grows into something beautiful. (Manga spoilers)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 49,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32222 - Favs: 19,198 - Follows: 15,670 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The White Room by Amarissia reviews
Angeal agrees to share his puppy with his two best friends. What ensues is complete porn. Serious M, foursome, adults only.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Angeal H., Zack F., Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
Truth by Ebil Chameleon reviews
AkuRoku/SoRiku/Zemyx/Seiner. COMPLETE! "You scare him the most, Roxas. You are Axel's biggest fear. Because he's terrified of hurting you."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 232,282 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Measure Of Man by Amarissia reviews
The cycle of abuse gives way to redemption, and the hero's journey begins anew. Sequel to The Madness Of Angels. Yaoi, adult content. Completed.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,803 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
A Little Sincerity by analine reviews
Nezumi and Shion, navigating their feelings post-series.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Akame by ohhai reviews
It's been weeks since Nezumi and Shion have been reunited, and Shion still doesn't know anything about sex. Nezushi, YAOI, lemons!
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Irreversible by Amarissia reviews
Teenagers Angeal Hewley, Genesis Rhapsodos, and Sephiroth are on a journey to see the planet, and find themselves in a very special village. Part of the Decorum series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Get Well Soon by kurosora1984 reviews
Axel, you should really have gotten that flu shot. Roxas, we should invest in a nurse's outfit for you. Happy AkuRoku Day 2011! Commission fic for LadyNightRunner.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Mice and Men by TenshiXXX reviews
"The best laid plans of mice and man/ Go often askew"- Robert Burns, To a Mouse 1795 . Often, but not always. Itachi wants his teacher. That teacher claims a relationship between them could never work. Itachi begs to differ. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Persistent Shadow by Snap Change reviews
The Pharaoh uses a spell to force Yami Bakura out of Ryou's body, but unfortunately for Ryou it doesn't work quite as well as intended. Bakura x Ryou, Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 101,771 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Bullet Catchers by JazzBo22 reviews
An assassination attempt leaves Rufus questioning his vulnerability. The Turks struggle to keep the President out of harm's way, but is it enough? Tseng/Rufus, Rude/Reno,Angst, Language, M/M, Violence,lemon,complete! RATED MA
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,070 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tseng, Rufus - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
All Right in the End by Aria6 reviews
A short little vampire one-shot. Enjoy! Axel/Roxas of course.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hello, Neighbour by Dior Crystal reviews
When Ulquiorra moves into his new house, he thinks the neighbourhood and everyone there are perfect. Until he meets his annoying neighbour, that is. GrimmUlqui. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
If the Man Fits by kurosora1984 reviews
Keep him. AkuRoku, Happy Valentine's Day 2010.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,485 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Paper in Fire by UP2L8 reviews
Ed loves Roy, and Roy loves . . . Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,509 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Melody in VII Words by Kisiki reviews
The end is nearing and Dib becomes uncertian about things. Slight angst and suggestiveness. Betaed by Zirra-Nova. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
In the Room Next Door by EbonyKittyCat552 reviews
While Sora and Riku are having fun in Sephiroth's backroom, Sephy is having some fun of his own - for those of you who want to know who Sephy was screwing in the room next door - YAOI, bondage, toys - companion fic to Sweet Revenge
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Eye can see you by chibi-zoe reviews
Ulquiorra is far more kinky than Grimmjow ever gave him credit for. Explicit GrimmUlqui PWP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
U Plus I Equals 69 by his last walk reviews
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them." Seriously, where the hell does Hayner get these incredibly cheesy pickup lines? But good thing Seifer always has some sort of comeback for them. Usually. Most of the time. Seiner, Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Obediance by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Overworked and Underpaid by Selvanic reviews
Kabuto is sick of doing everything and not getting the recognition he deserves. Orochimaru has something different in mind for Kabuto's raise. Fic dedicated to AngeloftheOdd. OroKabu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Afterward by Tobirion reviews
Being around SOLDIER Firsts after their Mako treatments isn't the smartest idea. Cloud didn't care. Sephiroth/Genesis/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Secret Temptations by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's a typical college student... With a psycho ex boyfriend that stalks him everywhere. Then there's the redhead that shows up at his work everynight... The blonde has stalkers. And both want him for their own. SasoriXDeidara. SasukeXDeidara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,535 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Innocence by xSweetMacabre reviews
Sasori was transfixed. Enthralled by his brilliant blue eyes; his blond hair that might have been made out of silk. The boy was young- he knew that. But how far will he go to feed his desires? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,107 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Calming Circles by Hopelesslielost reviews
Sakura knows what’s best for her boys, and is determined to get it. Even if they fight her. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,270 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lessons by RedSand reviews
Sasori was a washed up rock star, Deidara was a kid who wanted to learn how to play guitar. It wouldn't be too hard for the two to fall in love. Sasodei, eventual lemon, mild language, yaoi, Slovak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
tobi, akatsuki, and fanfiction by dongz-sempai95 reviews
oh noes! tobi found fanfiction and now the random plots and new words are in his brain! what would the akatsuki do when tobi starts blabbering the plots and words in the base? hilarity ensues. minor sasodei, OOC, hidan's cussing, and random tobi moments
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Obito U.
Pygmalion by hyenateeth reviews
Somehow, his wife became real, but not in the way he expected. Sasodei, yaoi. Rated for extreme language, no lemon. Yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Poisonous Sleeping Beauty by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is addicted to the beautiful deadly poison that is his Danna, Sasori. Sasodei oneshot,HARD yaoi,BDSM,abuse, kink.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sexual Cavities by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Deidara is sugar high and driving the Akatsuki mad, so it's up to Sasori to stop him in a way only the red-head can. SasoDei, S&M, Yaoi, One-Shot for YaoiRocks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Scenic Route by Bjanik reviews
A peek into Seph and Cloud's life together once Cloud becomes Soldier. Sequel to The Other Way Around. YAOI
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,048 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Genesis by Arrina-san reviews
Emotions. Conflict. Lessons learned hard. He would do anything to never face them again: even throw away his greatest desire right after he obtained it. Besides, why should one love...when they weren't meant to in the first place? SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,818 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Silence of the Chocobos by Amarissia reviews
Two years after Meteorfall, Cloud seeks the help of the imprisoned Sephiroth to stop a crossdressing clone. And that's about as sane as it gets. Includes SephCloud naughtiness and yaoi naughtiness in general.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,572 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Other Way Around by Bjanik reviews
Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,427 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Whipped Cream by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Deidara is afraid of thunderstorms, and Sasori takes it upon himself to comfort himwith some unique comforts! SasoDei yaoi mentioned ItaKisa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Unspoken Rules by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Orochimaru and Kabuto each have their own set of rules to the game that only they share, but none of this is spoken. Trial and error become the only ways of learning, and when someone takes what they cannot give, problems arrise.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
The Dance by V6 Studios reviews
Reno shows Rude how to loosen up. YAOI WARNING. If you dont like the thought of two hot Turks going at it stay away! Rated M for smex, language, adult situations....all the good stuff. NO MINORS! 5 Chapters Total
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
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That Stupid Kid reviews
Kakuzu wanted a normal life. The appearance of a certain teenager named Hidan is going to make that next to impossible. slow burn kakuhidan plus a few others
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,105 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu
C'est La Vie reviews
That's life. The story of prep school, night clubs, homework, carnivals, football, bad ideas, worse ideas, car rides, friendship, loneliness, family, dating, and a couple kids named Itachi and Kisame that have navigate through all this. kisaita and more
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 11/23/2015
Fissure reviews
A differing of opinions on one simple matter leads to problems between Itachi and Kisame. kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Magical Mayhem reviews
Tobi receives an heirloom lamp from his parents, only to find a genie named Zetsu trapped inside. What's the kid to do with his wishes? Get his friends to date! zettobi sasodei kisaita kakuhidan peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,365 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Obito U., Zetsu - Complete
Cosmic Castaways reviews
In the distant future, humans are at war with an alien race called Falks. But not everything in this war is as it seems, and it's up to our heroes to find out who's really pulling the strings. Akatsuki story, meaning sasodei kakuhidan kisaita peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,041 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 4/6/2012
First reviews
A series of drabbles about first milestones. Akatsuki pairings for now, might add more later if they're requested!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014
Treats, No Tricks reviews
Itachi isn't having a very good Halloween, until he meets another boy named Kisame. Now a series!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,490 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Not Kidding Anymore reviews
Sequel to You're Kidding. The children are out and about now, but what will they do to make themselves worthy of the Akatsuki name?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/3/2013
The Dangers of Espionage reviews
When you work as an undercover agent, you accept certain hazards with the job. For Sasori, the biggest hazard was always Deidara. sasodei, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Deidara, Sasori
Girl's Day Out reviews
Wherein Konan takes a much-needed break from her Akatsuki duties.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Complete
TMI reviews
There are certain things about his subordinates' private lives that Pein really doesn't want to know about. This doesn't stop Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori from talking about those things in his presence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Sasori, Kisame H., Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
A Lot For Love reviews
Sometimes love is all you have in life. Sometimes that's all you need. kisaita fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
T'is the season reviews
Sequel to "Treats, No Tricks." Itachi and Kisame are stuck doing a pageant, and both of them want out! NOTE: This and the rest of this series is now under "Treats, No Tricks."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Unfortunate Side Effects reviews
Hidan has to perform a ritual. Kakuzu has to endure the effects of that ritual. Not a pleasant experience for anyone. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
Cleaning out on moving day results in unpleasant things for Hidan and Kakuzu. light kakuhidan, zettobi, and sasodei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Complete
Communal Bonding reviews
The Akatsuki has pushed the nearby village a little too far; now they have to try and make peace with them. Of course, things can never be that easy when demented rouge ninjas are involved. Akatsuki, light on the pairings here
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Complete
Band of Ukes reviews
You can only push your lovers so far, before they're going to leave. How will the Akatsuki members cope during an unwanted separation? kisaita sasodei kakuhidan zettobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,828 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Complete
Akatsuki on the Run reviews
Third part in the Akatsuki saga. Maybe the kids should have thought their plans out a little better; that way, they wouldn't be pursued by so many people now. Akatsuki, kisaita sasodei kakuhidan peinkonan zettobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,431 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Complete
The Shark and Sadist reviews
There is a certain balance between the sadistic Itachi and his partner Kisame. One day, the balance is altered, and frustration/terror/hilarity ensues. Horror fic, kisaita, rated for gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Oto Vs Akatsuki reviews
Second part of the Akatsuki saga. A new gang has come to town, and threatens the supremacy of the Akatsuki. sasodei kisaita kakuhidan zettobi peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,405 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Of Loans and Sharks reviews
Itachi and Kisame are returning from a mission, when they encounter an unusual obstacle. Very light kisaita, peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Creating Akatsuki reviews
The first story in the Akatsuki saga, wherein they all come together. Mayhem naturally ensues. AU, kisaita sasodei zettobi kakuhidan peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Turn That Frown Upside-Down reviews
What's Kisame to do when his partner's in a bad mood? Why, cheer him up of course! kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Box reviews
What's in the box? What's in the box! That's what the Akatsuki wants to know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Say Hello reviews
Itachi's love life would be much better if he would just talk to his crush. Fortunately, Deidara and Hidan are here to help. kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
His Cloak reviews
drabble. Sometimes, Itachi just can't resist being a little cuddly. kisaita
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Guns and Gentlemen reviews
The Great Depression is hard. You have to do what you have to do. Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2013
A Secret reviews
Sasori suspects that Deidara is hiding something from him. The results are...unexpected. sasodei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cigarettes, Kisses, and Stars reviews
Itachi thinks about life with Kisame. kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Reward reviews
Kisame gets injured protecting Itachi, and the weasel wants to make it up to him. kisaita, with a little extra
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Game reviews
Give a little, take a little. That's how Kisame and Itachi like to play. kisaita, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Desperate times and measures reviews
When Sasuke acts as a cock-block between Itachi and Kisame, the two decide something must be done to get him out of the house. Naturally, disaster follows. kisaita, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012
Brat reviews
In the wake of a mission gone wrong, Deidara is left with a chibi nightmare for a partner. Light sasodei at the end, mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
The Incredibly Ridiculous Mission reviews
When Pein decides to leave the base for a bit and go on a mission, only terrible things can follow! Usual implied Akatsuki pairings, but mostly utter nonsense
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Pain/Pein
What He Wants reviews
If that he is a member of Akatsuki, then what he wants is to bother Konan with personal problems. Yaoi, implied sasodei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
You're Kidding reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Sexy no Hidan reviews
named for the sexy no jutsu hidan must perform. how will he take it, and more importantly, is he going to kill kakuzu over this? kakuhidan fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Why Do I Love Him reviews
konan asks an interesting question.to answer her, deidara recalls his and sasori's history in hopes of finding the reason why. sasodei yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
It's Not Love reviews
sasori's called the Red Demon for a good reason. yet deidara insists on challenging the redhead's power. war naturally ensues. sasodei, yaoi, series, a little kisaita too!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
You're My Danna reviews
sasori sees a boy named deidara constantly picked on in their middle school. what does he do about it? sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
You're Mine reviews
deidara has a good reason for hating iwagakure. sasodei fluff, dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Two Sasoris reviews
wherein deidara discovers there's more to hiruko than he originally thought. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Twister reviews
the game of twister, with an intersting twist courtesy of deidara. sasodei yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Three Things reviews
sasori's spending some time outside. what happens when deidara joins him? sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Sunday's Child reviews
short drabble based on an old poem. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Stress Reliever reviews
sasori is VERY stressed. how does deidara plan to help? sasodei yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Sleepy Dei reviews
just a bit of cute fluff. what happens when sasori has to deal with a drowsy partner? sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Sleep Shirt reviews
very old, very short sasodei drabble, wherein deidara steals sasori's clothing. fluff oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Sick reviews
despite being bedridden, deidara finds happiness in his situation. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Property of reviews
what will deidara get his danna for a birthday present? read and see X3 oh, and for those of you curious as to itachi's "gift", read Cut. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009
Precious reviews
sasori and deidara have a rocky partnership, at best. and yet, they need each other. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Poison reviews
deidara's life is toxic, slowly killing him from the inside out. how long before the blonde tries to finish the process? sasodei dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Paperwork reviews
paperwork, or deidara. which one will sasori pick? sasodei yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Nothing to Fear reviews
deidara is scared of storms; sasori is prepared to show him there's nothing scary about them. sasodei fluff oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
My Life My Love reviews
wherein sasori must make a huge sacrifice to save deidara. sasodei oneshot, character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Mine reviews
wherein deidara crosses the line between what belongs to him and sasori. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Puppets Don't reviews
sasori is the master, and deidara is the puppet in their relationship. that's how it has to be, in deidara's mind. sasodei yaoi, dark, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Secret reviews
deidara's hiding something, and sasori is determined to find out what that something is. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
It's Cold reviews
deidara's freezing, and sasori has an idea for keeping his partner warm. sasodei yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Hiruko reviews
deidara learns to like that ugly puppet of sasori's. sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Girl reviews
wherein deidara learns that there is a good reason that people don't get on konan's bad side. sasodei oneshot, fem!deidara. which makes this sasodei hentai, not yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Don't Keep Me Waiting reviews
wherein deidara learns the hard way why you don't make sasori wait X3 sasodei yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Alone Time reviews
wherein we get a look as to what sasori and deidara do when they're all alone together X3 sasodei, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Freezing reviews
wherein deidara stays out in the rain, and sasori feels guilty. sasodei fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Delayed reviews
the other akatsuki members keep telling sasori deidara's mission has been delayed. how long will the akasuna have to suffer? sasodei fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Because He Loves Me reviews
a fic about the drastic measures sasori is willing to take in order to keep deidara safe. dark sasodei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Bath Time reviews
what happens in the bathtub leads to revenge XD sasodei, deisaso, VERY old yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
All or Nothing reviews
when sasori refuses to take their relationship to the next level, deidara gives his boyfriend two options. my very first lemon that i wrote forever ago, so please be nice! sasodei, oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
I Need You reviews
this is the story of how kisame and itachi's partnership evolved from loathing to loving each other. kisaita fluff and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Understanding reviews
kisaita fluff oneshot. itachi thinks about how little he knows of his lover, compared to kisame's extensive knowledge of the uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Emo Angel reviews
AU fic. itachi comes from a less than loving home, and lives in a less than understanding world. kisame is new to the school, and is lonely. the two become attached, but how far can it go? kisaita yaoi, dark
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Selfish Love reviews
kisame cannot stand the thought of losing itachi by order of pein. the shark decides to take matters into hsi own hands, even if it requires drastic measures. kisaita fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Your Hand reviews
itachi is horny, but it's not his hand that he wants to take care of the problem. kisaita yaoi, oneshot, a bit of bondage as well X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Watch the Rain reviews
this is a short bit of kisaita fluff, and the first thing i ever wrote and was satisfied with it. whilst stranded in a cave, kiasme recalls a memory of watching precipitation with itachi. kisaita fluff oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
The Bet reviews
old fic. this bet is a test between two great forces; kisame's willpower, and itachi's power of seduction. kisaita yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Swimming reviews
itachi can't swim, and who better to teach him than his partner? their lesson, however, manages to take a rather interesting turn... kisaita yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Soup reviews
wherein an akatsuki member discovers the joys of your partner caring for you during an illness. kisaita fluff oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Out of Patience reviews
kisame is normally good about keeping his composure, but one day, itachi pushes him a bit too far. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Holiday reviews
what's kisame to do when itachi disregards the romance of st. valentine's day? kisaita fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
He Tried reviews
when itachi sees the look in kisame's eyes, he attempts to change things so the pained expression will disappear. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Grumpy Weasel reviews
how does kisame deal with a rather irate partner without being killed? kisaita fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Fragile reviews
kisame finds out one day that even though itachi is a dangerous criminal, there's a fragile side to him. kisaita fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Family Reunion reviews
wherein itachi faces the consequences of forgetting his and kisame's anniversary. kisaita, fluff, sea world adventures, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Birthday Gift reviews
what exactly does one get kisame for his birthday? itachi may not know, but deidara has an idea X3 kisaita yaoi, a bit of sasodei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Deja Vu reviews
smutty sequel to Everyone Has Limits. kisaita, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Everyone Has Limits reviews
no matter who you are, you have certain limits that cannot be pushed. itachi learns this the hard way. VERY old kisaita fluff, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
How to calm a weasel reviews
kisame gives step-by-step instructions for calming a weasel. WARNING: none of these methods have been tested outside the world of fanfiction. use at your own risk. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Evil Weasel reviews
this is why a weasel should not be allowed to keep weasels for pets XD itachi, a tiny bit of kisaita in the first part, and a bit of sasuke bashing as well! rated for hidan's language, as always
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2009
Don't Cry reviews
wherein itachi finds out that even Uchihas can be brought to tears if they've been hurt enough. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Distance reviews
there had always been a sort of distance between the itachi and kisame. what happens when itachi tries to change all that? kisaita, oneshot, fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Defenseless reviews
wherein kisame considers how priviliged he is with itachi. kiasita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Chocolate reviews
wherein kisame learns that leaving chocolate in your pockets isn't always a bad thing. kisaita, yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Blind Date reviews
AU fic. kisame and itachi are set up on a blind date, courtesy of deidara and konan! slight kisaita and sasodei, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Intertwined reviews
an AU story about hidan and kakuzu growing up, and growing closer. life can be cruel, but as long as someone's there with you, it's possible to come out smiling in the end. kakuhidan yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sweet Silence reviews
wherein for once, hidan cannot swear! poor guy XD kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, a little bit of sasodei too
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
What is Precious reviews
wherein kakuzu thinks about a question tobi has asked, and wonders what he truly holds dear to his heart. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
What Did You Call Me reviews
wherein for the first time, it is hidan, and not deidara or itachi, that is mistaken for something he's not. you'll see what i mean. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Threads reviews
told from hidan's POV. drabble about time spent with kakuzu in their room. kakuhidan fluff, rated for language, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
The Zealot's Ways reviews
just a fic about the little quirks of hidan the jashinist. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Tangles reviews
kakuzu has messy hair, and hidan wants to fix it. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
wherein kakuzu awakes to find hidan having a rather interesting dream X3 kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Stuck reviews
this is why you do NOT annoy deidara. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot, prepare to laugh XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Snowy Days reviews
just a bit of kakuhidan. hidan is outside in the snow; kakuzu comes to keep him company. oneshot, fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Tea Time reviews
kakuzu and hidan are in old england, hidan is in a dress-what next! kakuhidan fluff at the end, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sleep reviews
just some kakuhidan fluff that proves hidan is a heavy sleeper XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sacrifice Sex reviews
beware smirking jashinists; they're evil little people, especially the ukes. too bad kakuzu had to go and figure this out the hard way XD kakuhidan, oneshot yaoi, no death, i swear!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
everyone has nightmares. but what does it take to scare an immortal masochist like hidan? kakuhidan, fluff, rated for nightmare sequence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Neglected reviews
warning to all semes; never neglect an uke. kakuhidan, kakuzu x hidan, oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Language reviews
hidan had to have known his swearing would have consequences XD kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Kakuzu's Present reviews
hidan decides to do something nice for his boyfriend. kakuhidan, a bit of sasodei, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Just Keep Quiet reviews
darker kakuhidan. nothing can make a person shut up quite like being called a freak. what happens when hidan lets the words get to him, and withdraws from everyone, even his partner? fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
He Hates, He Loves reviews
random little drabble about the things kakuzu hates and loves, told from hidan's POV. kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Hair Cut reviews
kakuzu thinks hidan needs a hair cut; put lightly, the masochist disagrees. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Good Pain reviews
hidan loves pain; and what pain is better than sex with a sadistic seme? kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Gone reviews
kakuzu recounts his and hidan's relationship to an old tea shop owner. kakuhidan fluff, rated for hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Festival reviews
wherein hidan and kakuzu go to a festival, obviously. drabble kakuhidan fluff oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Crisis reviews
wherein hidan must come to terms with his immortality. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Miser and a Masochist reviews
this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Smile for Me reviews
short little bit of itadei fluff. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Our Spot reviews
wherein itachi comes across a depressed deidara, who's thinking of his deceased lover, sasori. itadei, yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Birthday reviews
hidan's birthday! how do he and kakuzu celebrate? kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Beautiful Melancholy reviews
darkish kakuhidan. blood looks gorgeous on any surface; be it pure white snow, or human skin. yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009
Anniversary reviews
it's team zombie's anniversary, and kakuzu has decided to do something nice for them. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Affection reviews
sweet little bit of kakuhidan fluff, excuse the shortness. as always, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Poor Substitute reviews
wherein a certain jashinist grows horny with no one around, and must make due with what's at hand X3 kakuhidan, oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Little Piece of Heaven reviews
kakuhidan, dark, only songfic i've ever written, and let's hope it stays that way. based on the amazing song with teh same title by avenged sevenfold.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
A Trip to Suna reviews
wherein rock lee travels to suna to see his favorite redhead for some "fun"-and then faces the consequences! leegaa, lee x gaara, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Pein in the Ass reviews
what happens when hidan's favorite joke goes too far? peinhidan, a bit of kakuhidan at the end. yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Night Out reviews
pein and konan depserately need to go out for a night, but what happens when the base is left in t in capable hands of the other members? oneshot, bits of fluff, nothing much though if you don't go for shounen-ai/yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Buying a Blonde reviews
exactly what it sounds like, pervs. itadei, and strange as it sounds sasudei in later parts. yaoi, DLDR, complete for now, but may turn into a series later on...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Closet reviews
wherein a horny uchiha drags a certain blonde into a nearby closet for some "fun". itadei, yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
From Uke to Seme reviews
strange pairing, i know. hard to write, but it grows on you after a time. kakukisa, then kisaita. oneshot, yaoi, DLDR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Behind Classroom Doors reviews
student-teacher smex! between two very unlikely akatsuki members X3 AU, kakukisa with a little sasodei thrown in for fun. oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
The Pain of Pein reviews
pein x konan, peinkonan fic. dedicated to the sweetest hetero pairing in naruto. AU, the title's pretty self-explanitory. konan ends up away from her love; this is what happens to her tortured soul. oneshot, fluff, implied harder stuff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
CRAAAAAAAAAACK reviews
very old kisaita fluff. itachi dislikes storms, and acts like a total you-know-what around kisame. what happens when the weasel is caught outside in the rain? oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Crack Fic reviews
this is what happens when an evil author gets bored and has the akatsuki at her disposal. if you don't have a sense of humor, leave now!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Demon Dog reviews
wherein kakuzu decides to get a guard dog. tragic if not humorous consequences befall hidan when he insults the little beast.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
We Have a Problem reviews
wherein the issues found within the Akatsuki are discussed and handled in a most unorthodox way. contains bits of yaoi, but nothing more serious than fluff and implied hard stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
My Itachi reviews
just a little kisaita i thought up. don't kill me for putting deidara and orochimaru in here at the same time; i didn't know deidara was snakey's replacement until after this was written.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki Apartment reviews
this is from my DA account. i have the same username on both sites, so don't think someone is plagerizing off me. it's really the same person. i'll give you guys the same summary i already used: there is randomness and yaoi! kisaita sasodei kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,486 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete