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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!"

The student got an A.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

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Misery Loves Company by Atra Luminarium reviews
Due to increasing violence from the students, Dumbledore and the Heads of House have taken new, extreme measures. What do the students find out? That misery loves company, of course! SLASHWARNING HPXDM, HGXTN, RWXPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,760 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Ties That Bind by Netrixie reviews
Severus Snape never wanted this... he had two Master's already and was barely able to survive that. But now he has a third, and life as he knows it will never be the same. Enter Harry Potter, who is going to change the world. -being redone, working on the rest, don't hate me-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 116,763 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Past to Your Future by drawingwind reviews
It is the year 1954, and Uchiha Sasuke is the jock with the perfect life. It is also the year 2008, and Uzumaki Naruto is the punk with the broken life. When past and present meet, Sasuke finds his life wasn't so perfect and Naruto's is starting to heal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Lunacy of Rain by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
A happy ending to my Rain series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Night Talker by Alicefreak reviews
What happens if Sasuke and Naruto are room mates? Sasuke has a diary and Naruto talks in his sleep gotta read to find out more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pranksters by tsusami reviews
It started with a little prank and quickly got out of control... NaruGaara. Implied SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,070 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Again, Again and Again by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Again, again and again, Sasuke wants to have Naruto on his own. : YAOI, SasuNaruSasu, hints of NaruHina :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Comes with Falling in Love by Evelora reviews
Hinata had vowed then, that she would love no one and be loved by no one. After all wasn't it just another weakness? And she already had too many of those. --A NejiHina Fanfiction--
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
One Way to Form a Lasting Alliance by Lilianae reviews
With little distractions like ninja wars out of the way, Naruto and Gaara finally have time to hang out and be friends. And to realize it's actually been a long time since they considered each other just 'friends'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Fairytale Gone Bad by atenademon00 reviews
After a hard mission, Naruto returns early to Konoha on Christmas Eve with the thought of surprising his girlfriend,Sakura.But something unexpected happens and he discovers the most sorrowful event of his life:Sakura cheating on him. What will he do now?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Wish by ScifiSOS reviews
Harry gets an unexpected wish and luckily its something on his Christmas list. - SLASH LEMON read and review...i know sucky summary \ MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough by Netrixie reviews
There's a lot to be said for the way a Malfoy can eat ice cream.... DMHP, drarry, Severitus. R. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kiba and Naruto by Astrolyte reviews
Kiba is 16 and Naruto is 12. They've been close friends for a long time, and they're both training to become the ultimate ninja. Kiba wants to get even closer to his friend, so he shows Naruto some new ways to workout. You can guess how they end up. ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Sunspots by dracosoftie reviews
Tired of listening to Harry and Draco fight -- when it's evident they want to do more than that -- Hermione and Pansy conspire to force the boys together. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,992 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Caught in the Act by iluvEdo reviews
Don't you hate it when you are caught red-handed? NaruSasu, Lemon, NC17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,445 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paragon by Alley-Oop reviews
Should anyone ever look up the word paragon in the dictionary, they’d find a definition similar to: a model of perfection. Right next to that particular definition, they would also undoubtedly find a picture of Sasuke Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,827 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Satisfying Their Curiosity by remuslives23 reviews
Over-indulgence at Lily and James' wedding leads to Remus inadvertently revealing a secret he'd been keeping from Sirius. Sirius takes advantage of the revelation to explore a long-held fascination for the werewolf. R/S slash. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Riding in Cars with Boys by stealth gato reviews
Getting stuck in a snow storm with your rival is never fun... but there are always some exceptions. WARNING: YAOI. LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
GentleFist Massage: The Series by Prpl Grl reviews
Shikamaru has a sore back, and who better to give him a massage than someone who is a master at gentlefist taijustu! A series of oneshots dedicated to Shikamaru and Neji. !Mature Audiences ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Really? by Alexandrea-Delshay reviews
SEQUEL to Fake. Years after their breakup, James sends Sirius a letter asking to meet him. Could old flames reignite?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,923 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/25/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Did It Ever Occur To You? by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era Oneshot Remus and Sirius overhear an argument between James, Lily, and Peter... concerning themselves. And other unmentionable things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Holiday From Hell by Netrixie reviews
In which Harry yells, Sirius is embarrassed, and Severus is snuggled on. Snarry, slash, SSHP-- good bye, dear readers...this is MannyWitch- i fixed the underlines and italics- sorry about that...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Homework Break by TheUchihaRaven reviews
Naruto is bored while doing homework and decides to text his boyfriend Sasuke with unexpected results. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Kiss Changed Everything by Ms-Emi-Uzumaki reviews
The Kazekage finds it hard to sleep, so does his older brother. KanGaa. Mentions of TemaShika Yaoi Sandcest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Fire Whiskey, I love you by ScifiSOS reviews
Sequel to: Orgy At Hogwarts! -SLASH,HPDM - Another orgy, another place, and no perverted teacher! Harry remembers that day - Draco doesn't. What do you do when you finally was able to grasp the situation and take control? Use Fire Whiskey Of Course!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Orgy at Hogwarts! by ScifiSOS reviews
SLASH,LEMON - Attention all Hogwart Gay men! There will be a party held in Slytherin common rooms! ALL GAYS INVITED! For you dense people - we mean ORGGGYY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Thirteen Last Breaths by Drowned Hopes reviews
The man asked him, "Does it make you crazy?" Eragon didn't know the answer; he barely even knew his own name anymore. All he knew was that he had to get out, and soon. SLASH, Eragon x Murtagh.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
What Friends Are For by remuslives23 reviews
James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seasons by Serpentseeker reviews
Shikamaru assumed any sort of relationship with Naruto would be too troublesome to pursue. He's pleased to be proven wrong. Naruto/Shikamaru. YAOI, ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Come Back To Me by Joni-Lee reviews
Sequel to Take Me Home Tonight. Naruto Uzumaki has survived 20 years without word from his once-beloved. Suddenly, he finds himself in an arranged marriage to a crazed fangirl. Can Mr. Mystery from back home save him? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,675 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Take Me Home Tonight by Joni-Lee reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a geek and Naruto Uzumaki, his best friend and a punk, transforms him into a punk as well. The outcome is amazing, in the beginning...SASUxNARU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,475 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidden Kinks by Nephthys Snape reviews
Kankuro has been scarce, and Temari and Gaara are concerned. Gaara decides to find his brother and learns more than he ever imagined, much to is pleasure. very mature content. 18 up only. Sandcest, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Summer Peace by Elpin reviews
First scene based on scenes from the German film Summer Storm. Harry and Ron enjoy their summer, but when Harry reacts violently to a suggestion Ron decides he wants to help. Implied child abuse. Slash. Ron/Harry. Warnings/author's note inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Tutoring by shaeldryn reviews
There was a reason why Eragon had never told Murtagh about his assignment. But now he wished he had done so weeks ago. EraMur ONESHOT. AU. M for Slash/Lime
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Reflected by goneoffthelump reviews
HarryRon Slash. Ron sees his life from a different angle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
One Winter's Night by goneoffthelump reviews
HarryRon Slash. Ron finds his way to Harry's house on a snowy night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Consequences by MidnightBlue88 reviews
AU, takes place during DH. An impulsive kiss changes everything, and not just for the trio. In the weeks that follow, Ron comes to realise that even the smallest gestures have their consequences. HarryRon slash, rated for mild sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
End Game by Serpentseeker reviews
Naruto's thoughts before and during his suicide. He's planned it all out and it's time to execute the plan. ONESHOT. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Death Wish by Serpentseeker reviews
Kankuro sometimes wonders if he has a death wish. Sleeping with Gaara tends to do that to people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Monkey see, Monkey Do by Basil Poison reviews
DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS... Just the plot. Just a revised version of the same dern story. Shikamaru makes classes more interesting for Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A mix of chemicals and fear by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus remembers the very first book he read entirely on his own in just one night under his bed sheet by torchlight: Peter Pan. When Remus turns eleven he meets Peter Pan in person. Except he goes by the name of Sirius Black. SiriusRemus. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Knowing by Serpentseeker reviews
Temari knows she shouldn't love her brothers this way. She knows the rules that sisters must abide by, yet she can't bring herself to care. TemariKankuroGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The child named Demon by Yellow kiwi reviews
Gaara's life is far from normal. His father puts him through alot of pain, while his siblings try to ignore that fact. But when Gaara meets the new kid in school things start to change. For the better or worse? Read and find out. Yaoi, NaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,663 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Coherent by Serpentseeker reviews
First kisses are rarely perfect and this one certainly isn't. But there's passion and that's really all that matters. Blaise thinks too much while he and Harry share their first kiss. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
I Think by Serpentseeker reviews
I think he likes you, Pavvati said out of the blue. Preslash, HarryBlaise
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Finding His Wings by Serpentseeker reviews
ONESHOT. To cause an angel to lose their wings is a terrible crime. When Draco goes too far, Blaise finds himself helping an angel to find their wings. Slash, HarryBlaise, implied rape, character death. Read warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Said the Spider by opalish reviews
The first time Blaise kissed him, Harry bolted. PostHBP slashtastic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
One Dance is All it Takes by mcgonagalls-biscuits reviews
New friends, Parties and a new gorge,goth, snogaholic Harry... Mmmm NOTE:I know this story is not realistic as the bands mentioned are not gothic they just fit. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best Thing About Showers by IlexLuna reviews
The wonderful thing I love about showers, is that you get your desired privacy. Nobody will see you if you keep the curtains closed. The windows are tainted so nobody can see inside. And unless you've invited someone in with you and if you keep the door l
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boy in the Corner by Serpentseeker reviews
ONESHOT. Percy writes a letter to his father, spilling all the emotions he kept inside, revealing a few shocking revelations and just who he is inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
Before It's Too Late by Serpentseeker reviews
...And I open my mouth to say the words I've longed to say all night. Companion to Dance With Me? Harry's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Dance With Me? by Serpentseeker reviews
I sit here and watch you dance, wishing I was your partner. Blaise ZabiniHarry Potter. Slash, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Because I Hate You Right? by lemongelo reviews
And that electric tingling sensation, from when I bumped into you outside potions last Tuesday, (not that I memorized the moment or anything, really) was my desire to beat you to a pulp. Because I hate you.(Harry has denial problems. Slash, HD, one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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A Very Good Bus Ride reviews
“Yes, you are. You blush prettily, you smile prettily…everything you do is pretty…the way you groan, the way you gasp…the way you try to hold back moans when I touch you here.” Naruto has fun with Sasuke on a hot bus. Pissed Sasuke!Horny Naruto! A/U
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Upon a Wish reviews
“So what kind of girl do you like, then?” Harry asked Ron out of curiosity, leaning forward. “He likes girls with black hair and green eyes.” Ginny supplied. “And hero complexes.” The twins said together. Ron makes a wish on shooting stars. A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Life of a High School Beggar reviews
Naruto is going to be in a movie. Sasuke wonders why shy, innocent, cute, little Naruto has taken the role of a gothic high school kid. Discontinued, up for adoption! Lol.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.