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Author has written 14 stories for Twilight.

Somewhere, on the coast of Canada, there lives a princess, who has many admirers, and she spent all her time flitting from ball to ball, picking through all the prince charmings to find the most charming, the best looking, and the best wii player. She could eat anything she wanted, and laze around all day, and was still thin and beautiful.

Then, nearby, there lives this author, who spends all her time procrastinating, daydreaming about finding even a duke charming, or maybe just a guy with a nice smile. She frolics with her writing buddy, Maggie, eating oreos, watching movies, and walking around looking like loons. She has hazel eyes, and pale skin, and is in the process of growing out a severe pixie cut, with a bad dye job. Never dye your hair black at home, kiddies. She likes nail polish and thin crust pizza, she talks to herself, and wears strange clothes when she's alone. She also p'wns face. Professionally. Owns.

She has two jobs and also goes to university full time, so when she writes, she really should be doing homework. Like right now. She's in the process of learning how to knit, and when she is finished with that, she will probably try to sing opera. Don't judge. Her favorite book is A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers, and her favorite song is Piano Concerto No. 5 in E-Flat Major, and Beethoven is her favorite composer. She is also only has five degrees of seperation from Jackson Rathbone, as she knows Maggie Summers, who's old asthma specialist is the father of the woman who plays Heidi in New Moon, who has a scene with Ashley Green, who knows Jackson Rathbone, aka the love of her life. Don't be jealous.


I have a FictionPress account, and they're not very good, but I have other's that are not up, which are better, that I should probably get around to posting.

I have a blog which is mainly more of a personal life thing (pictures of this author as well), and another blog with morbid poetry. All the people who I follow are great.

School Projects won second place in the Best All Human category in the Twilighter Awards. That makes me like, so happy. Nominate me again, dear reader?

Live long and prosper.

-Terra

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Forks by Melanie Sparks reviews
Welcome to Forks, WA, 100 years after Breaking Dawn.Ava Jameson moves unwillingly with her family to a beautiful house that her mother restores, and is intrigued by the Cullens, the past owners of the house.What happends when she runs into them, oblivious
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 119,977 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 11/1/2008
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3348 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6125 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14877 - Favs: 12,285 - Follows: 8,267 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Eternal Dusk by ButtholeBonanza reviews
There was a long, pregnant, silence. "Bella, I can't do this anymore." Jasper/Edward/Bella/Jacob/Carlisle. M for violent sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If It Kills Me by Hidge reviews
Hermione has returned to Hogwarts for her 7th year but things have changed since the fall of Voldemort, including Malfoy. The relationship that develops between her and Malfoy is one that she would have never expected, and one that complicates everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,253 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hidden Beneath by Kate Lewis reviews
A story without the typical happy ending. Edward leaves Bella and stays away for 75 years. He thinks he's finally managed to give her the full life she deserved. Then, Alice sees something that forces Edward to remember old hurts and return to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Blood lust by im with the vampires3 reviews
these are some poems from different times in the Twilight series i plan to add on more as they come to me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Setting Sun by Litsztomania reviews
When love shows no bounds, how far will it go before it runs out? A story of Love and Truth. Please read and review. I put my heart and soul into this piece of art...LOL, jk. It's a parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
1815141514 by Kate Lewis reviews
18.15.14.15.14 03.01.05.12.09.14
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2010
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6087 - Favs: 10,885 - Follows: 2,881 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hero by paper.creations reviews
All my life I wanted to follow in my father's footsteps, be the Red Ranger, save earth, find someone to share my life with, pass the Ranger Legacy on, become a hero. -- minor Sky/Z, very subtle Bridge/Syd. It's more character exploration than shipping.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sky T. - Complete
Battle Scars by paper.creations reviews
Bella's late for her first day of school, and unfortunately Maria - while on a surprise visit to Jasper - crosses the human during a hunt. Maria bites Bella and takes her south to fight before Bella can ever meet the Cullen's. Can all wounds be healed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett In English by paper.creations reviews
It was the beginning of the end when Emmett heard those dreaded four words issue from his teacher's lips. "I need two volunteers!" Of course he'd volunteer, and of course Mike would end up his Juliet. -- Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Emmett, Mike - Complete
Bella in Business by paper.creations reviews
“If you need help in understanding something,Bella, just let me know and I’ll help you out.” He said for the 10th time in the half hour class had been in session. If he kept offering,he might not make it to the end of class-Cullen's in Classes Sequence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Eric - Complete
Karaoke Night at the Cullens' by im with the vampires3 reviews
Ah, singing, dancing, bouncy Alice, Angry Edward, crazy Emmett...what more could you want? Oh, and Jasper is sort of high. all original pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Persuasion by Uxiegirl reviews
Jasper always felt uncomfortable with stares... I want to keep the rest a surprise for you. ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,871 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Broken by paper.creations reviews
She’s only a little broken inside, which is better then a lot. She remembered a time where she thought everything contained inside her body had shattered. Everything had broken-Rosalie remembers when she first met her soul mate-Best Romantic one-shot win
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Love Me by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Bella is sick and finds out she has cancer. Edward has to make a decision before it's too late. Nominated for Best Romance on La Tua Cantante awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Dark by paper.creations reviews
Jasper Whitlock is the newest employee at the Brookfield Institution for the Mentally Unstable. But on his first day on the job, he breaks the most important rule: 'Don't talk to the patients'. And even worse, he finds himself attracted to one
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Rosalie's Exboyfriend by Uxiegirl reviews
Rosalie and Bella were watching Tom and Jerry when suddenly the doorbell rings, and there on the doorstep was Tom Riddle. This is my first fanfic so PLEASE review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Rosalie - Complete
Rosalie in Russian by paper.creations reviews
“Yes, of course it is. I have three cousins that lived in Russia for a few years.” Rosalie assured him. - Rosalie uses her upper hand in her new language class to confuse and insult Tyler to no end. - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Rosalie, Tyler - Complete
Edward in Home Economics by paper.creations reviews
Edward, trying to impress Bella, strove to excel in his home ec class. What Edward hadn’t anticipated was being partnered with Lauren while trying to bake a perfect soufflé - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward, Lauren - Complete
Connections by paper.creations reviews
All Human - Bella Swan is excited to start a new chapter in her life. University. On her first day she makes new friends, reconnects with old friends, and catches the eye of another student with green eyes. Will Bella connect with the other students?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,609 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Like Two Pieces of a Puzzle by XXSkittlesXX reviews
A look at Jasper and Alice through the eyes of Jenks, the crooked lawyer from Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
My Fault by Moql'nkkn reviews
My fault," Edward whispered, and his knees gave out. Edward knows it's his fault that Bella is dying from her pregnancy. What's going through his head as he saying it though? Set during BD. T only to be safe, nothing bad really. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward - Complete
Alice in Art by paper.creations reviews
Since Bella came into the Cullen’s lives, Alice had been a little distracted. What with Edward’s constant orders to keep Bella under constant 24/7 surveillance and all. That’s probably why Alice never saw the art class coming-Cullen's in Classes sequence
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Alice, Jessica - Complete
Choices by paper.creations reviews
I was trying to prepare myself, if one could do that in a situation like this. How was I to approach it? Could I make it through the whole thing? Would I be able to destroy Bella like I was planning to? - Edward's pov when he leaves Bella in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thunderstorm by paper.creations reviews
A big person, clad in a black raincoat, shoulders hunched menacingly, sharp looking object clutched in hand. I had plowed into a murderer!-Bella takes a detour through the park when her truck stalls, and she runs into Edward, who she mistakes as a killer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eddie by paper.creations reviews
Its common knowledge that Edward hates his nickname, but nobody really understands why. It’s just an unspoken fact about him. But Bella’s curious; there should be no secrets between a couple, right? -One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Santa Conspiracy by pandorasnotebook reviews
Christmas Oneshot. The Cullen boys all have a bone to pick with Santa. How does Carlisle fit into this? Merry Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Let Them Gather by silver drip reviews
Edward fell in love with Bella, but she wasn't just an ordinary human. Of course, she didn't know that until sometime after he left her and never returned. See what happens when two fates collide for a second time. Read and review. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,348 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Healing A Broken Heart by pandorasnotebook reviews
Edward has left and Bella is suffering. What will happen when someone new turns up and takes an interest in Bella? Can her heart possibly heal? OC- Mackenzie!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,488 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
To Crash by im with the vampires3 reviews
Bella remembers a story she heard a long time ago and it scares her. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
My Ideal Harry Potter Ending by lyonhearted reviews
Title pretty much sums it up. Reeeaaally weird. Something my friend and I came up with a long time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4885 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Phone Call by runaway xo reviews
Picks up from where SM left off on page 138 of Breaking Dawn. Bella calls Rosalie and asks for her help.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Look After You by WideEyedMonkey reviews
Bella and Edward have a daughter, Emma. What happens with her life when Jacob imprints on her? MAJOR TWIST! A romantic story that is a sequel to my first, Not a Dream. Rated "M" for what could ensue romantically in later chapters. ;D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,856 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Waning Moonlight by paper.creations reviews
Alternate New Moon - 2 months after Edward and the Cullen's left, Bella's attacked by a revengeful Victoria. What happens when Bella loses her memory during the transformation? Will she and Edward meet again? - These violent delights have violent ends ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Don't Eat the Casserol,the Filling is Gun Powder by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Edward is a piano loving, outcast, best-friend of Jacob, rebel, girl avoider, and sucks at math. Did I mention that he is the son of the most adored and feard mob boss? Did I also mention his crush over the FBI agent's daughter? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Edward
Isle Esme by BellaSCullen1 reviews
No.1 - The First Untold Moment in Breaking Dawn - Edward and Bella on Their Honeymoon. Made For Real Twilight Fans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mike Needs To Be Institutionalized by Chaotic Streams reviews
Mike takes advantage of the sunny week, and tries to convince Bella that they were meant be be together. Only, he goes to the extremes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Mike
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Epilogue by runaway xo reviews
Winner of the Twilight Series Theories Breaking Dawn Epilogue Contest. Written before the publication of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Dawn Quotes by paper.creations reviews
Breaking Dawn Daily Quotes - I couldn't leave the daily quotes alone! Every chapter has one daily quote and a scene that I wrote for the one for that chapter. Updates everyday until August second! These are my predictions, there could be possible spoilers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,522 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartache by nevermore199 reviews
Losing someone you love. Hurting. Needing someone there to hold you. One-shot, Gray x Mary, one-sided Jack x Mary, implied Jack x Karen.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Gray, Maria/Mary/Marie - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Proof by paper.creations reviews
Post Twilight - The summer after Twilight Bella searches the library for proof that Edward in fact has a soul. Short one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
Perfect Family by paper.creations reviews
Post Eclipse - Rosalie is mourning for the family she never had. Emmett helps her by painting the perfect picture of what their human family would have looked like. Chapter two - Alice and Jasper are in a similiar situation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Not a Dream by WideEyedMonkey reviews
Bella Swan wakes up after a terrible accident only to find that not everything-and everyone-is the same. Is it all a dream, or has Bella REALLY never met the Cullens? POST-ECLIPSE. Very Romantic. Will have a definite ending. :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,204 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Edward Gets a Job by SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl reviews
This was originally part of Really Random Twilight, but it was longer than I thought, so now it's it's own story! Yay! Anyway, the Cullen's get jobs..it will definetly be interesting. LAST CHAPTER EDWARD! Prepare for random greatness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,231 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Don't You Ever Leave Me Again by LlamaLlamaNewt reviews
This was enough; kissing her hair, her neck, and occasionally her soft lips." My perspective on Jasper's feelings during and after Alice comes back from the near disaster that was Italy. AxJ. Rated T for slight Jasper angst. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
A Distinct Possibility by InterruptedProgress reviews
“These things take time, Bella,” Alice explained. Her tone seemed… evasive. “I mean, I wasn’t sure things were going to work out this way, but there was a distinct possibility…" When exactly did Alice buy Bella's wedding dress?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Alice - Complete
Really Random Twilight ! by SilyBeautifulOversensitiveGirl reviews
So, I'm combining a bunch of ridiculous stories to make one big mass of Twilight nonsense! WOOH! once they were in my head I couldn't let them go. Prepare for crazy and R&R! Rated K for now... Chapter 4 is disturbing, you were warned.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Oh What a Night! by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
The heat is rising, the club is thumping, the air is thick with anticipation. How is Jasper feeling? Companion to 'Heatwave'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
While I'm Watching My TV all Night by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella falls asleep in front of the TV more times than she'd like to say. She has some awfully weird dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Twilight Thoughts by pandorasnotebook reviews
A collection of short, one shot storyish, poem....um... things...just read it. What the characters are thinking.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007
Secret by pandorasnotebook reviews
This is my Valentines Day special story. Edward Mason recieves a Valentine Card from a girl named Secret. Now he has to find out who Secret is. I'm horrible at Summaries...just read it. All human- oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Fight Club by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
The coven is out on the hunt. Emmett has been assigned babysitting duty, but boxing on the television has given him grand ideas and the newest Cullen, on her own for mere seconds, has gone astray... One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Scenes From a Hat: 25 Times by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
25 shorts about Edward and Bella, each based on a randomly chosen genre, locale, and POV. Insanity is sure to ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
War of the Straws and Sandwiches by Any1there4me reviews
Edward recruits Emmett and Jasper to help redecorate Bella's bedroom as a surprise...while she sleeps. Emmett happens to come across some certain objects that begin a little game of war...What could those things possibly be? Oneshot...maybe more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Radish by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Emmett, Edward, Bella, a hangover, liquor, sombreros and world domination. You guys should know the drill by now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Naughty or Nice? by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens decide which of them are naughty and nice for the Christmas season.Oneshot goodness!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Cornflowers Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
There's a reason that Edward likes Bella in blue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Liquor by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Chocolate by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Of the Deepest Blue by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
It had occurred to him more than once that, in the grand scheme of things big and small and medium sized, they weren't that special. Not at all. [Edward reflects on the colorful girl that is Bella]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Compensating by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella and Edward buy a cat. [Shameless BellaEdward fluff.]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
How Do Angels Die? by pandorasnotebook reviews
Edward, dressed all in black, knelt by a marble stone. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Valentines Day by Aldara Gaea reviews
This is just a oneshot songfic about how Edward deals with his selfimposed banishment from Bella. As you can imagine, it's not pretty, but it gets worse as time goes on. Is there any truth to the saying 'Time heals all wounds?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Candle in the Wind by Countess Jackman reviews
George comes to terms with something he never thought he'd have to. MAJOR DH SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
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The Lottery House reviews
The Nationwide Money or House Lottery offered the chance for hopeful participants to fill out a ticket and possibly win a manor in Washington. Follow the once vampiric cast from Twilight in an all human, alternate universe adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009
Finding Freedom reviews
An elite boarding school, glamorous, and home of the most delinquent rich kids in the whole of the United States, is going to get six new students that will forever change the lives of everyone who lives there. AH AU. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009
Encounters reviews
Jasper lost his fiancee nearly a year ago, when she vanished from their house together. He then runs into her in a dark alleyway, but she is not human anymore, still alive, but not the same. Jalice, AU, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Tuesday Night Mayhem reviews
Alice is making Bella a shirt. And Bella is not as thankful as she should be, R&R. AH AU OOC, Possible deleted scene from School Projects universe, if you pretend the ending doesn't happen.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
School Projects reviews
Alice Brandon has always been infatuated with the mysterious Jasper Whitlock, and all of her dreams seem to come true when they are assigned to be each others partner for a Psychology project. Second place for best AH in the Twilighter Awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Requirements reviews
Bella Swan is trying to shake off the past, and start anew at university. But then she meets Edward Mason. How can one person influence so much? How can one person change who you are? AU AH. Still the same story, just reposted. I fail at all things
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Never Think reviews
Edward's idea of a serenade, pretty much based on what I thought Bella would think if she ever heard "Never think" by RPattz. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First Night reviews
Emmett's at a posh party, and Rosalie's in a terrible situation, both across the street from one another. When they meet, Emmett is set on a mission to cheer her up, and find out her mysterious back story, which keeps changing as the night evolves. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
Burnt reviews
Edward tries to make Bella a dinner to remember, but it goes horribly, horribly wrong. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Torment reviews
Bella is left by Edward. AH.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Diva reviews
Emmett has some fun on a shopping trip with Alice and Rose, for the first time. Involves cross-dressing. You have been warned. ExR One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Quest for the Elusive Butterfly Headband reviews
Alice needs something. And that something does not want to be found. How does Alice always get what she wants? With lots of hard work and a reluctant sidekick! One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Ooops! reviews
Bella accidentally reveals a human trait that she is not entirely proud of. To Jasper and Emmett. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Change the World reviews
Edward thinking about the upcoming wedding and change, on a date with Bella. BxE fluff. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete