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Hey, ladies and gentleman. Welcome to my profile. Haha I am a very friendly, ADD/ADHD positive writer.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Vampire Knight, Absolute Boyfriend (The manga not the show), Nana, Gravitation, Boku no Pico, Elfen Lied, Black Cat, Soul Eater, and Inuyasha.

Favorite Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, IT, Grease. all the Harry Potter Movies, Prayers For Bobby, Brokeback Mountain, Beetle Juice, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, all three Pirates of the Carrbean, all the Lord of the Rings and The Boy In Striped Pajamas

Favorite TV shows: Spongebob Squarepants, Chowder, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, iCarly, Sonny With a Chance, The Fabulous Life, House MD, Supernatural, Monk, Psyche, Robot Chicken, King of the Hill, As The World Turns, 19 Kids and Counting, Teen Mom, Mindfreak, and ADVENTURE TIME!!

Favorite Bands/Singers: Mika, Jukebox and the Ghost, Noah and the Whale, Taylor Swift, Kings of Convenience, The Killers, Adele, any Dubstep maker, Bob Marley, and that's it.

And now for a Death Note Quiz dramatic music

1. Who is your favourite Death Note character(s)?
Matt. He's BA, bros.

2. What is your favourite pairing(s)?

Mello/Near all the way!! Also, I have recently discovered that, in a twisted way, Near/L is really cute, and Mello/L is adorable as well. On that note, I love the triangles between Near/Mello/Matt where Matt and Near share my beloved Mello. I also like the love squares (?) That involve Near, Mello, Matt and L.

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?
Yaoi especially lemons O.o

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
I was Mello once at the Anime Convention in Boston. I had a Near and a Matt with me, but we switched characters many times. Also, we met an L there, and befriended him, and we did this very convincing act in which I beat up my Near friend, so that way my new L friend would choose me and only me. The only downside to being Mello, was the stomachache I had for weeks after that from all the freaking chocolate I ate.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any...

I have a Mello tank top, all the volumes of the collection (plus the novel), and the series, which I burned on DVD. I also have a Near poster, a Matt poster, a Mello poster, a Mello messenger bag, a Mello wallpaper for my computer, and a life-sized cardboard cut out of Mello (jk, but I wish, I'd sleep with it everynight, not to mention make out with it.) I do have a Mello fedora though. XD -holds up giant sign that says 'Devoted Mello Fan' and dances-

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

Yup, obviously, Mello. I mean, we're both over-emotional, freaks. The only bad thing is that I hate chocolate with a fiery passion. But other than that, we'd have an emotional relationship. I mean, we could both cry at the end of sad movies shamelessly, and comfort each other. I love Mello. He's sexy.

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
Near/Mello all teh way bitchez.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
Neither. L/Light.

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
In a strange way, I think it was both fair and unfair. It seemed to me that Mattie was provoking them to shoot. "You won't shoot me, you can't possibly sh-" come on, does that not sound suicidal to anyone at all? Though, it wasn't fair for them to just shoot him, it wasn't even in self-defense, they just, shot him down for no good reason.

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
Because he secretly loved Near, even after all the years of not seeing each other his passion still burns. He saw that Near needed his help, and ran to rescue the center of his universe, but then he dies tragically, and they are once again seperated.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
It was a good idea to begin with, but then he took it a little too far, and once he had Rem kill L, I was totally anti-Kira's. I kind of hated Light from the start, he was too serious. I'll show you the perfect man -holds up a poster of Mello-this is a perfect man, with the perfect personality and so on.

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?
Do you have to ask, because you know I'm going to say Mello and then go on this long rant about how beautiful leather and chocolate smell together, and how much blonde bombshells rock, and how sexy men look in midriff-bearing shirts. And how hot tight pants look, as long as they're not so tight that the man is being -ahem- exposed.

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
Both, in a way, Kira was good, he was attempting to make the universe better, but I'm also Anti-Kira, because Light wants to control the world, making him an over-controlling bitch. But I love blonde over-controlling bitches who eat chocolate and wear leather. Oh, right, we're not talking about Mello, we're talking about Light. Heh, -giggles nervously-

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
Yup! And I cried through the entire series, because, you know, L dies, then they have that whole tribute thing (during the tribute in the next episode, I cried just hearing his voice), then Mattie dies, I kind of laughed at that, then my Mello dies, seperating him from Near and myself, then Near almost died, which made me cry, then Mikami dies, and I grew attached to him despite his weirdness. Then Light dies, and he sees L standing behind pipes or whatever, than Misa goes and commits suicide! It was all so agonizingly beautiful.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Of course, and I cried. Duh.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
She just might, though, I don't believe it's as much ADD as it is stupidness. As Mello says, "Could it be true, that Light really loves this incredibly stupid girl?"

17. Sub or dub?
Dub. The Subs go too fast for me to read and the Japanese language kind of makes my head spin. So, yeah.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
Both, she's annoyingly cute, and I kind of like her. But her obsession with Light is just beyond my understanding. You know who she SHOULD be obsessed with? -giant crowd of people comes after me with torches and pitchforks- OKAY I WON'T SAY IT, GAWD! Those Mello-haters are on my ass. But if she was obsessed with my (and Near's) chocolate eating, leather wearing blonde, then I'd want to be her.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
Mello's. She was so obviously in love with him, like when she saw the burning building she was all like, "No, Mello..." Oh, but I would've beaten that bitch to a pulp if I was on that show. Mello is MINE (and Near's), no hideous bitch can have him. And I would've fucking RUN INTO the burning building to get my babe! I wouldn't have just stood there and dramatically whispered his name.

20. Do you even know who BB is?
How can you not? He's only the cutest L-looking twin EVER! Duh.

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Sexy Berd (Berd=beast+nerd)

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Mello. He already cross dresses, but then again, Near would be kind of hot in females clothes. I can imagine him in a French Maid's uniform, that would be totally hot.

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
Weirdsome (Weirid+Awesome). Haha! "DELETE!" I have nothing to say about Mello for this so I just have to mention his name at least once. -Clears throat and falls to my knees dramatically facing the skies- "MELLO YOU HAVE NOT BEEN FORGOTTEN!!"

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
Umm...Mello? 'Cause Mello's the best everyithing. So he'd definitely be the best OOC. Besides I always write him OOC, because he loves Near. Though, I believe he does, anyway.

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?
Yeah, I write them and read them, so, duh.

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
Yup! But Mello's always in them! Cause, in case you haven't realized it yet, I love Mello!

27. Do you like lemons?
No. Unless, you only hint at them, 'cause they kind of ruin the cuteness of fluff. I don't mind fluffy yaoi, but the grossness is just...gross.

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
No, I've tried to explain Mello's amazingness to my mom, and she just simply did not care, and when I showed my daddy a picture of Mello he was like, "No way could he possibly be straight." And I'm like, "Duh, I told you, if he doesn't choose me, Near's his ho." Daddy said he didn't appreciate the language I had used and continued washing dishes and ignoring his very in love teenaged daughter's rants about how he was going to be in doom for eternity since he didn't love Mello, she then proceeded to go worship Mello's picture and apologize profusely to it...yeah, I have issues.

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
Yeah...lawlz, I think I might have died of laughter, like, thirty two times...

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

Mmm-hmmmm

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
My friend Layna, but other than that, no.

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
I've drawn Death Note a lot of times, but no one ever comments on it. So then I have to tromp around the school, waving my Mello drawings and screaming about how beautiful he is. No one ever listens, and my teacher often calls the guidance counselor.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Yes, actually. I was innocently drawing a Mello/Near kissing scene and my ELA teacher came over and he's like, "What are you drawing?" And I'm like, "Mello's beautifulness and Near's innocence." He then hid his face in his hands, and proceeded to confiscate my beautiful/innocent (yeah, right) drawing and call the guidance counselor.

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
No, I won't allow it to. I already have a high IQ and don't have to try much. But I plan to either become a detective...or join a mafia and become Mello's wife...you totally should've seen that coming XD.

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
No. I save my money, then go on a total splurge and buy a ton of Death Note products. lawlz!

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
Not really. I don't have any plans to become "God of this New World." Or whatever Light was always babbling eagerly about.

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
Yes. L wouldn't have died, and neither would -angry Mello-Hater crowd appears again- M-E-L-L-O. Plus, Mello would've admitted his profuse love to Near

38. Do you draw Death Note fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
Yup. Mello. All. The. Time.

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
Well, duh! I actually find him sexier. If that's even POSSIBLE.

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

Yes. Her name is Picasso Keehl. Cause she's married to Mello.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

Yes. Mello has.

The Big Death Note Fan Survey

-Characters

Who is your favourite male character and why?
Mello. Because he's just awesome.

Who is your favourite female character and why?
Can Near count as a female?

Who is your favourite Shinigami (God of Death) and why?

Ryuk. He's just so smooth about everything, his withdrawl symptoms are amazing. BTW can Mell count as a Shinigami?

-Death Note

If you were given the Death Note, would you use it for good or bad?
Neither. I'd give it to someone.

Do you believe "Light Yagami" used the Death Note for good or bad?
Well, he had a good point. But he killed it.

Do you wish the Death Note could really exist?
Yes. Because than the entire anime cast would exist and that would mean that-Mello-Haters tie a rag around my mouth, so I can't say his name-

Which Death Note looked better, "Light's" or "Misa's"?
I didn't pay attention.

Do you believe that Shinigami and Death Notes really exist?
Yeah. Especially Mello.

Are you for or against Kira and why?
I didn't care, until he killed L. Than I hated him.

-Shinigami

(Gods of Death) Which is the best looking Shinigami?

Ryuk. He's just, sexy. But Mello should could as a Shinigami, so he could be the best looking.

Which is the worst looking Shinigami?

Rem. I still think she is a guy. Though I could argue against myself with Midora.

How did you feel when "Gelus" sacrificed his own life to save Misa?

I felt bad. It was a bittersweet moment. And so beautiful.

Would you trade half of your remaining lifespan for the Shinigami Eyes?

Nope. I'd want to spend my entire life with Mello. That answer was obvious.

What would you do if you saw a Shinigami, would you be scared or stay calm?
I'd probably be like, "Hey, I must have picked up the Death Note. What's up?"

Have you watched the Death Note Anime and Movies?
I watched the Anime and teh moviess...

What did you enjoy the most, the Anime, Books or Movies?
Anime.

Have you read all 13 books of Death Note including the Novel?
Yes.

Do you think they found the right Japanese actors/actresses for the movies to portray the Death Note Characters?
Yes. Did I mention how hot Mello was?

Who is your favourite Japanese actor/actress in the Death Note movies?
Whoever played Mello-I didn't pay attention to their names-

Who do you think is the most Intelligent, "Light" or "L"?
L. I decided that when they were out in the rain and L was talking about how he KNEW he'd die. And I just found that really intelligent, I don't know why.

The funniest character?
L. His naive sarcasm is just too adorable.

The most well dressed character?
Mello. Men in leather are just beyond sexy, they almost reach orgasmic heights.

The best in the Kira Investigation Team?
Can I use the SPK for this? Cause Near's the bestest.

The worst character?
...I would have to say Chief Yagami. I don't know what it was about him, but I just hated him from the start. lawlz.

The majority of Death Note fans dislike/hate Near. If you are in the minority who don't, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list (and don't forget to tell me so I can add your name to the list here): MRegent.2, Reaper-Lawliet, FluffyDuck-01, Poisonous Picasso

If you think Nate "Near" Rivers is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you cried when Mihael Keehl dies, copy and paste into your profile.
If you freaked out when Near almost dies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laughed when Matsuda shot Light, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

QUIIIZ

Name your favorite characters (any order)

1. Beyond Birthday

2. Near

3. L

4. Matt

5. Mello

6. Mikami

7. Matsuda

8. Raye Penber

9. Light

10. Misa

11. Sayu

12. Watari

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Mikami/Sayu? Ew, no. That would be intensely awkward, huh? It's like, what the hell? Not to mention, Mikami has eyes for Light only. So he probably wouldn't enjoy Sayu's company xD

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um...DUH! It's obvious. Shaggy red hair, huge, emerald eyes that just seem to pierce your soul. Bitch, he's hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That would be awkward. Not only would the be homosexuality, therefore, deemed impossible. But it's also necrophilia and pedophilia. What's wrong with that picture?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No, I mean, it's not like he's the main character of Death Note or anything. OF COURSE THERE'S FANFICS ABOUT FREAKING NINE!! It's Light friggin Yagami. x.x

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Near/Mikami. No, just...let's not. Near would die. D:

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Mello/Light or Mello/Misa? Um...probably neither. Mello kidnapped Light's sister and hated Light with everything he posessed. And Misa would just annoy him to death. He'd probably murder her vagina. Jussayin.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Matsuda walked in on Near and Watari having sex? He'd probably cry after seeing Watari's wrinkly balls. And then he'd realize that Watari was pedophiling again. Apparently it's like a fucking drug. O.o

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

L/Misa. OHMYGAWD HOW CUTE WOULD THAT BE?!?!

Misa has a strawberry. In her mouth. L wants it. Nuff said.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Beyond Birthday/Raye Penber? Um...no. I doubt BB ever met Raye, so therefore it would make no fuggin sense. Not to mention BB doesn't understand what fluff is and if you tried to write him being fluffy he'd probably be offended and come kill you. O.o

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Matsuda/Watari?!?!

Title: MATSUDA HE GOT YOU TOO?! Stupid Pedo >.>

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Matt wanted to deflower Beyond Birthday? O.o

Uh...

Matt one day mistakes Beyond Birthday for L because he's actually clean for once. And tries to rape him and ends up with a knife up his ass and evil laughter resounding in his head.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

L het?

Sure. Why not? I'd like to meet someone who hasn't. Although, I prefer L lemons. XD UKE L FOREVER!!! :D

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No...well, my friend Elaina drew a picture of Mello and Sayu cuddling one time. Goddamn Mello/Sayu supporters x.x.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Near/Matt/Mello Not uncommon. So probably.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Misa?

"I LOVE YOU LIGHT YAGAMI!!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Raye Penber?

Too Cool from Camp Rock. My little sister loves that movie. But mainly because he's too cool XD

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

BB/Mikami/Watari

Warning: Insanty, blood and gore. And Watari being a pedophile and then getting killed SAKUJO! *twitches*

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Misa on Near?

"I have a lot of dolls in my room..." :D

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Sayu describing Near and Raye Penber's relationship?

"Near...he's a dead guy..."

20) How emo is Seven?

Matsuda?

Not at all. He's kind of like a puppy. But I'm pretty sure, he sometimes get depressed over his black sheep stigma. >.>

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Gregory

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

Yellow

3. Your first initial? P

4. Your month of birth? October

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black (Mello fangirl )

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Elaina

7. Your favorite number? 17

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish I was thinner.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

95 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 percent yelling "Jump Bitch!"

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

+-Read This and Re-post-+

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Please post if u think abuse is wrong

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

Are you Crazy?

(X) You have yelled at a non-living things (Computer, DVD player, car,etc.)

(X) You have ran into glass/screen doors

(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree/bush.

(X) You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

(x) You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
(X) You just tried to lick your elbow. (OUCH!)
(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
(X) You just sang them to make sure.
(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
(X) You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 7

() You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
() You type with three fingers or less.
(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire.
(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
(X) You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 3

(X) You have fallen asleep in class.
(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.
(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
(X) People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
() You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 4

() You use your fingers to do simple math.
(X) You have eaten a bug accidentally (eww...)
() You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 3

(X) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
(X) You break a lot of things.
(X) You tilt your head when you're confused.
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
(X) The word "um" is used frequently.
(x) You don't know what "um" means.
(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
(X) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 9

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4

Score: 176! WOW! 36/37!

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your in denial about Mail Jeevas's death copy and paste this in your profile

If you cried when Mail Jeevas died copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something everyone became scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.mo.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Tristen1497,crimson.tears.i.shed, EowynsPen, ilovewriting23, Cherry Maiden, nejixtenten4evaz, Alice, Poisonous Picasso

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell asleep reading a fanfic because you wanted to see how it ended, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, No Heart To Follow, Puddingcup, Kit-Kat Punk-lover, mello rox my sox, EowynsPen, ilovewriting23, Cherry Maiden, nejixtenten4evaz, Alice, Poisonous Picasso

If you have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you read multiple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, Icedragon012990, Night's Fang, StrawberryXThief, Ice Moon Hime, Seengot,elena21,Cherry Maiden, nejixtenten4evaz, Alice, Poisonous Picasso

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Trying is the first step toward failure

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! (Colonel Bastard,Cherry Maiden,nejixtenten4evaz, Alice, Poisonous Picasso)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)(may contain swearing)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK so I MUST be goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

SAVE THE EARTH. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Some people are like slinkies. . . they're not good for anything but its fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

They say "Guns dont kill people, people kill people". Well I think guns help. If you stood there with a pointed finger and yelled "bang" I dont think you would kill many people.

I live in a world of rainbows,hearts,bunnies,and unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black. The hearts are broken and bleeding. The bunnies are acting all emoagain and the unicorns are cutting themselves with their horns. . . all in all its my perfect life.

If at first you dont succeed, cheat, repeat untill caught, then lie.

All tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

They laugh because I'm different. . . I laugh because they are all the same.

1 out of 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends if its not them its you.

Dont run in school, gliding is more fun.

When it rains on my party I burst out my slip 'n' slide.

I ran with scissors and lived!

Before you reply you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

I dont suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it.

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together!

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!'

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that talking to yourself, you're actually just having a normal conversation with you brain, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an obsessive fan of a single character, pairing, etc., then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. If you want to spread the word, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

My friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (especially when there are storms, i just cant stand the random sprinkling rain i hate that.)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it copy and paste this to your profile.

I don't care what people think of me. If you live life that freely, let the world know and copy this into your profile!

I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you rarely to never take anything seriosly, copy this into your profile

-The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Build God Then We'll Talk

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Rainbow Veins

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Designer Skyline

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Anthem

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Sons and Daughters (Ironic. Cept I call them all my big siblings)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

The Ballad Of Mona Lisa

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Breakdown

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

In Defense of the Genre

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Happy

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Believe Me, I'm Lying

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Fast Car

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Into Your Arms

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Girls Don't Like Boys

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

This Is Halloween

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Beat It

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Bruised

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Orphans

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

The Saltwater Room


19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

White Houses

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Sober

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

A Thousand Miles

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

If I'm James Dean, You're Audrey Hepburn

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

HereGoesNothin

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Dance Floor Anthem

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Dance Dance

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

The River

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

Love, peace, and yaoi!


If you think Nate "Near" Rivers is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy (-o-), paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Death note freak copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile.

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Difelintly.

If you could read that put it in your profile

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If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,MysticKatt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice,MewCuxie12, animelover345, Longest Nightmare, Kayla-kun Poisonous Picasso

97 percent of Ameican teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 3 percent who will say, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much),Pinetail, Maj Enn, animelover345, Longest Nightmare (lolz at The Worst Nightmare), Kayla-kun, Poisonous Picasso

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

Too many kids and teens are smoking and using marijuana. If you haven't tried it, copy this into your profile

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I took the seme/uke quiz and got (drumroll please!)

Clueless Uke~

Easygoing and energetic, those with the Clueless Uke personality just want to have fun. And although they often tend to have a spaced out or 'clueless' look about them, it's probably because they are lost in their own thoughts, imagining their next big project - for this personality isn't happy unless they are planning or working creatively, whether their passion is music, video games, or making things with their own hands. They also love to be entertained, which may be why they so easily attract the Opportunist Seme - who keeps them interested, with their slightly devious ways, without being demanding, or overwhelming the Clueless Uke's need to still feel free to do as they please. And although this personality can tend to be a bit clueless when it comes to interpersonal relationships, they make fun and caring partners when they find that special seme to amuse and look after them.

The Clueless Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Wind

Chinese Zodiac: Horse

Color: Cloud Blue

Fruit: Starfruit

Dessert: Tiramisu

Theme Song: BondS ~kizuna~ by An Cafe

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted " Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet the little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

It's too late to scream :D

Lets get one thing straight-I'm not

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular.Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kit-Kat Punk-lover, orochimarusbadgirl, ShinigamiMailJeevas, FluffyDuck-01, PoisonXLilly, Poisonous Picasso


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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 264 - Words: 89,374 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 7/23/2009
Tales of an Egotistical Moron by common ravenclaw reviews
Just a few stories about what happens when James tries to ask Lily out. Warning:includes James attempting to sing. Reviews are appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lost and Found by Touchstone67 reviews
A series of slash outtakes from Safe and Sound-they are only possible moments from the story, and do not, in any way, affect the storyline, or outcome, of Safe and Sound. Jasper/Edward Rated M for language/sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,547 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Jasper, Edward
For You, I Would by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello will do anything he has to do to take over the Mafia. Anything. Or... well... almost anything. MelloxMatt, Mello POV. REWRITE. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,814 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ruined Chocolates by Cherrytoast reviews
It's Valentine's day, and Haru's annoyed! Momiji doesn't understand why he had to be so mean to all the girls at school, and goes to talk to him. He makes it worse, and Haru takes his anger out on him, in an unusual way! HaruxMomiji My first lemon! Yaoi
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Momiji S. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by IHoldWithThoseWhoFavorFire.HM reviews
L/Mello. Oneshot. Fluffy, kinda dirty. Mello gets an unexpected wake up call.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2009 - L, Mello
How to Save Her Life by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
Life goes on, but not for some. BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,185 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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Love me Cancerously reviews
The story of L and BB's life as told by me. There will be lots of blood and gore and insanity so I hope everyone's cool with that. AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - L, BB
I Want To Kill You reviews
"I want to kiss you." Near said quietly in his matter-of-fact way. His eyes trailed to Mello's lips, his face flushing lightly at his own words. A trembling hand twisted into feathery, white strands, tugging lightly as he watched Mello's eyes change. LEMON MxN. I'M BACK :D
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Mello, Near
Lines of Reality reviews
I smile and nod once, taking off at full speed, inches behind him, disappearing into an unknown, and vast universe, where nothing can pull me away from him now. And where the lines of conformity are comfortingly blurred. M/N :D I'M FINALLY BACK :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Near, Mello
Friends Forever reviews
He blinked once, leaned forward, and sunk his teeth into the flesh of her neck.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2011 - BB, L - Complete
Happy Birthday Mello reviews
"Happy birthday, Mello." Near said quietly, it was the only response Mello was given. He opened his mouth to respond, but, before he could, his thoughts were interrupted by Near's lips. MxN Very short.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Goodbye Moon reviews
A brilliant waterfall of red shoots forward. A sudden weight is on the dying man. He coughs, another mouthful of disgustingly sweet, pitch black blood and, with a sigh, he's dead. goodbye, moon.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Dead Boy reviews
"Mello," his voice was quiet, almost inaudible." "Do I?" The blood-stained boy smirked, stumbling to his feet. MxN Kind of sad a little gorey. The usual :P
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Mello, Near
Have Red Hands reviews
How to Use It: The Human who uses the Death Note will feel the blood on their hands at midnight for twenty-seven minutes. Coauthored with Dlvvanzor. Dark. Light POV, LxLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Light Y., L
Captive Angel reviews
MxN Mello has always wanted to beat Near. In order to succeed, he kidnaps him. But like a disease, Near begins to take him over, his mind, his heart, his body. Nothing will ever belong to him again. M for later chapters. :P
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Mello, Near
Swing Life Away reviews
Sometimes it's better to be bad luck, then a good charm...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010
The Fear Of Dying Alone reviews
MxN The innocent always die first. ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Mello, Near
Pocky Game reviews
EXPLICIT LEMON! Oh, Pocky. Opening new doors for the not-so-innocent. MXN YAOI!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Oh, The Woes of a MarySue reviews
I'm a Mary-Sue, here are the woes and loves of my life. AU Since my Mary-Sue's a whore All CharactersxMS. My first try at a humorous, multi-chapter story. I hope it works XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
My Fire reviews
It wasn't love at first sight. No, I don't believe in such an idea, it was more like...fascination at first sight. MxN AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Death Note iPod reviews
ipod Challenge-Put your ipod on shuffle and write a drabble for the first ten songs that come up. Mostly Mello/Matt a bit of L/Light AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
The Reason reviews
Always in the same order, youngest first, father last. The father needs to see what he really had, instead of turning a blind eye to his family leaving him, dying out and withering away. M FOR GORE! AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Mello, Near
Murder Me With Love reviews
Lemon -Sort of- Mello and I are obsessed with each other. We are the poison that snakes through each other's veins. Slowly, painfully, we'll kill each other.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
B Comes Before L reviews
"I am not your backup." The words of the boy that killed me. The boy that was so far beyond my intelligence that...he went insane. AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/6/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Only White reviews
I live in a white hell, and with my arms bound tightly to my sides, there is no way to escape. Except of course, through death.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - BB - Complete
White Needs Black reviews
After Mello dies, Near sees no reason to continue living. So he doesn't. Here are his final thoughts on the fiery subject forever preoccupying his mind.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete